Chapter 182: Bajie, I will teach you two tricks today!
When Jiang Liu and others arrived in front of the house, they felt that it was much more majestic. They could see a plaque hanging on the vermilion door with two big characters written on it: Jia Mansion!
There were three Sun Wukongs, each one looked weirder than the last. It was better for him to be fair and handsome, so as not to scare others, so Jiang Liu got off his horse and gently knocked on the door.
After a while, I saw a woman in her forties, wearing a luxurious dress, slowly opening the door.
"Who are you!?" The woman glanced at Sun Wukong behind Jiang Liu, looked startled, then took two steps back, and asked in shock.
"Amitabha, don't be afraid of the female donor. The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the east and went to the west to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. The following few are my bad disciples. It is getting late and we are in the wilderness, so
I want to stay overnight again, is it convenient?" Jiang Liu asked with his palms clasped together in a humble and polite manner.
"Oh, it turns out they are from heaven, so please come in!" After hearing Jiang Liu's words, the woman said.
While talking, the middle door was opened wide and Jiang Liu and his party were welcomed in.
"Hello, Sister Jia, I wonder if there are other people in the house!?"
After entering the house at the invitation of the woman, Jiang Liu looked around and found that the house was indeed well decorated, but it was too quiet going up and down. Jiang Liu asked.
"I am a widow. My husband died of illness a few years ago, leaving me alone as a widow with three daughters!" Hearing Jiang Liu's question, the woman answered.
However, there was a smile on her eyebrows as she spoke. It was obvious that she was very happy to be called his eldest sister by Jiang Liu.
"This..." The woman's answer made Jiang Liu's steps pause slightly, and his mind seemed to be hit by a thunderbolt.
A widow with three daughters? This is a familiar feeling no matter how you look at it.
Isn't this the plot of the four saints testing their Zen hearts in the original work? Has Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged a new disaster so quickly?
"What's the matter? Young monk?" Feeling Jiang Liu's footsteps next to him pause, Sister Jia next to him turned her head and asked.
"Oh, it's okay. I just feel that it would be unsafe for you, Sister Jia, to have three daughters in the wilderness without a male at home!" Jiang Liu shook his head and replied.
"Young monk, what you said has touched my heart!"
Jiang Liu's words made Sister Jia's eyes light up, and she said with a smile: "It just so happens that my three daughters are not too young anymore, and they are thinking about whether to recruit husbands for them. Since you, little monk,
My thoughts coincide with my own, so why not just stay here!?"
"Wow!"
Behind Jiang Liu, Sun Wukong's three disciples were walking forward. Hearing the conversation between Jiang Liu and Sister Jia, Zhu Bajie's mouth widened and his eyes were full of envy.
"Is this Master's method? It's so powerful!" Zhu Bajie stared at Jiang Liu with envy, murmuring secretly in his heart.
It’s unbelievable. Although I already knew that Master’s methods were amazing, I didn’t expect it to be so amazing?
We just met, right? Just a few words made him so happy that he wanted to marry his daughter to him!?
"Woooooo, today, I, the old pig, must see how the master does it! No matter what, I have to learn some basics!" It can be said that I saw a strange woman with my own eyes, and I was willing to say a few words to myself.
Zhu Bajie's daughter married her master, and Zhu Bajie was completely shocked by his master.
Although Sister Jia said that she is a widow and only has three daughters living with her, in such a big house, there are many things that need to be busy, so naturally there are some maids.
After inviting Jiang Liu and others to sit down, several maids soon set out the tea.
"Little monk, I see that you are fair and handsome, why don't you stay and be my son-in-law!? I will let you have a look at my three daughters. Which one do you like?
Which!" After Sister Jia chatted with Jiang Liu for a few words, she became more and more satisfied with Jiang Liu.
While talking, he shouted to the back room: "Daughters, come out to meet the guests!"
"Here we come, mother!" As Sister Jia finished speaking, several crisp voices rang out.
Immediately, three women, wearing red, yellow and green dresses, walked out from the back room. They were graceful in figure and exquisite in appearance. Each of them was a first-class beauty.
"How come this conversation has the feeling of being in a brothel!" Hearing the calls between Sister Jia and his three daughters, Jiang Liu's mouth twitched slightly and he complained secretly.
"I have met all of you distinguished guests!" The three beautiful women, who did not appear to be afraid of strangers, each blessed Jiang Liu and others and saluted.
"Okay, okay, okay, everything is okay..." Looking at the three stunning beauties in front of him, Zhu Bajie's eyes shone brightly, the corners of his mouth almost curled up, and he nodded hurriedly.
"Little monk, let me introduce to you. My eldest daughter is called Zhenzhen, she is twenty years old; my second daughter is called Lian Lian, she is eighteen years old; my youngest daughter is called Ai'ai, she is sixteen years old. You have seen her appearance.
, they are all very pretty, I wonder if you have any of them, little monk!?" After introducing each of her three daughters to Jiang Liu, Sister Jia asked Jiang Liu.
"Amitabha, poor monk, poor monk is a monk and will never have such thoughts..." After hearing Sister Jia's words, Jiang Liu shook his head and said with a firm expression.
Jiang Liu actually doesn't mind teasing these Bodhisattvas and making them sick if he can.
However, when he thought of these stunning beauties, Manjushri and Samantabhadra, both of whom were male in body, just in this female form, Jiang Liu couldn't tease them even if he wanted to.
Women's clothing boss!
In his previous life, there was a very famous term called cross-dressing boss. In Jiang Liu's view, these few in front of him are the real cross-dressing bosses!
Although Avalokitesvara has always shown itself to people in a female form, Jiang Liu will not forget that Avalokitesvara has the so-called various dharma appearances.
According to the definition of prehistoric, or apotheosis, Guanyin's body is actually Taoist Cihang, and in fact, he is also a man...
There are two Manjushri Samantabhadra who are born as boys, one Guanyin who is suspected to be born as a girl but has the heart of a man, and finally there is an old lady named Lishan...
Well, knowing the truth about the Four Saints' Zen Heart Test, Jiang Liu wanted to disgust them, but he couldn't do it!
"Young monk, why are you so ignorant! How can it be better to go to thousands of mountains and rivers in the West and sleep in the open air than to stay here? As long as you are willing to stay, this huge house, thousands of wealth, and thousands of acres of fertile land are all included.
Yours! Which of my three daughters is not handsome and beautiful?"
Hearing Jiang Liu's refusal, Sister Jia turned serious and said angrily to Jiang Liu.
"Amitabha..." In response to Sister Jia's words, Jiang Liu just recited the Buddha's name in a low voice and did not answer. He was thinking about what to do with all this now.
"Hmph! What a monk who refuses to drink wine as a penalty!" Looking at Jiang Liu's appearance, it was clear that he was unwilling to submit. Sister Jia patted the table and stood up. With a displeased look on her face, she stood up and left.
Naturally, her three daughters also followed behind her and left without saying a word. For a moment, there were only four masters and disciples, Jiang Liu, left in the room.
"Master is Master, and his realm is indeed beyond what we can match!"
With a beautiful woman by his side and thousands of hectares of fertile land to accompany him, the master refused such a generous offer without even thinking about it. This made Zhu Bajie admire him but also felt that he was wasting his natural resources.
What they ask for but cannot get, others discard like worn-out shoes. If they are willing to accept it, that would be...
"Master, I think the conditions offered by the elder sister just now are quite good!" After thinking about it, Zhu Bajie stepped forward and persuaded Jiang Liu.
"Second Senior Brother, we are going to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures. This is a great merit, how can we stay here to get married!?" Hearing Zhu Bajie's whole body, Jiang Liu had not yet answered, but Sha Wujing next to him was the first to jump.
He stood up and retorted.
Sha Wujing's urgent words made Jiang Liu look at him meaningfully.
Sure enough, he went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures entirely of his own free will. In terms of purpose, he and he were not on the same journey.
However, Jiang Liu ignored Sha Wujing's words. His eyes fell on Zhu Bajie, but his eyes lit up slightly.
I know the identity of those cross-dressing men, but Zhu Bajie doesn’t know. I feel disgusted and can’t do it, but Zhu Bajie is eager to do it!
It would be nice to disgust those Bodhisattvas, especially Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Wait? Which one is the transformation of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the original work? I seem to have a hard time remembering it.
Zhenzhen? Lianlian? Or is it love?
"Master, you, you won't really listen to the second senior brother and want to stay, right!?" Jiang Liu was thinking about his plan. Sha Wujing next to him was frightened when he saw the thinking look on Jiang Liu's eyebrows.
He jumped and asked hurriedly.
However, Jiang Liu ignored Sha Wujing's words. Instead, his eyes fell on Zhu Bajie, coughed twice, and asked: "Bajie? Are you tempted? If you are really tempted, you
Why don't you just stay? It's a master-disciple match, maybe the master can teach you two moves?"
"Oh!? Really!?" After hearing Jiang Liu's words, Zhu Bajie, who was still a little embarrassed, his eyes lit up!
Why did Zhu Bajie go west!? Isn’t his purpose just to learn Jiang Liu’s two tricks to pick up girls?
As for the merits of traveling to the west and the conferment of titles? He looked down upon them at all.
Chapter completed!