Chapter 1114 Please believe me, I was too full from eating dried meat just now (please subscribe and vote)

Cheng Chubi nodded with satisfaction. This is right. We are probably in the wilderness.

Hygiene should also be paid attention to, and urine and feces should be discharged in a centralized manner, even if it is not conducive to cleaning.

But at least it won't be all over the place, so that the newcomers who come here to catch cicada monkeys in the future will be attacked again and again, and they will be frightened.

After the two sides met at the top of the slope, Cheng Chubi looked back at the already full salt water jars.

The skin around his waist was also bulging, so he didn't bother to argue with the Michelin King Wei's men.

After supervising them not to urinate in public, Cheng Chubi left with a group of people.

The guards of Prince Wei's Mansion also finished draining the water with satisfaction and gathered towards Eunuch Li's location.

Eunuch Li looked at the output of the new monkey hunters and ordered them to continue working hard.

No one noticed that in the bushes.

There were two outstanding Turkic hunters who were driven to death by the smell of urine. They could only continue to hide inside and wait in agony...

After Zhu Xiang's efforts had passed, Eunuch Li started to act like a sissy and shouted for the large team to retreat.

And Azan, who had no part of his body that was not soaked, wiped his face silently and twitched his ears.

Carefully and attentively, I distinguished various sounds in the night forest, until I heard no more unusual movements belonging to human behavior.

Then he held on to his legs with difficulty and stood up carefully. At this moment, Azan suddenly heard a squealing sound coming from beside him.

"?!?!" Azan went completely crazy. He turned his head in disbelief and looked at his robe Zeguge in horror.

Gu Ge quickly wiped his face and explained seriously.

"I'm not, I haven't. Please believe me. I was just too full from the dried meat."

Azan took a deep look at Guge, we are all brothers in need, why bother?

Azan nodded vigorously and slapped Guge's wet shoulder.

"……I trust you."

The two struggled to move their legs, which were numb from squatting for so long, and stumbled deeper into the forest.

On those trees, wet palm prints were left one after another...

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Wei King Li Tai was restless in his tent, turning his head from time to time to look at the dripping copper kettle in the tent.

The lard puff pastry placed on the table in front of me doesn't taste as good as it used to.

Sigh... There is no such suffering as this in life. After half a day, King Li Tai of Wei couldn't sit still and so he stood up.

Then he opened his legs and walked towards the outside of the tent, although the sky was already completely dark.

However, the lights in the camp were brightly lit, and elite left guards, as well as eunuchs, maids, and accompanying officials were coming and going in an endless stream.

Li Tai, King of Wei, was supported by a eunuch and walked slowly to relax in the brightly lit camp.

"Hey, isn't that His Highness the King of Wei?" A left guard elite couldn't help but whispered happily when he saw the round figure.

"Where is it?" Another person quickly stretched his neck to look.

An elite left-back man next to him looked down upon the ignorance of these people.

"Several of you, don't you know that His Highness the King of Wei is accompanying you?"

"Haha...of course I know, but do you know who cured His Highness King Wei's buttocks?"

"???" The left-back elite who was not at the scene of the accident looked at these Pao Ze with a confused look on their faces.

"What's going on? Tell me quickly?"

"...So that rumor is true?"

"What rumors?"

"There were rumors before that His Highness the King of Wei had an eye disease that would not be cured after long-term treatment. They even invited Taoist priests to draw talismans on His Highness the King of Wei's eyes with a peach wood sword..."

"That's not what your young lady is talking about. The news I know is.

There is a miracle doctor who is more powerful than Cheng Sanlang who treats people with a knife."

"He is best at using a soldering iron to cure diseases. I heard that His Highness King Wei's anus was cured after he poked it with a soldering iron."

"Go away! Can the soldering iron still be used after it has been burned?"

"Haha... This dear brother, it seems that you have too little knowledge. How can you use this score?"

"???"

"I don't know what it is exactly, but Cheng Sanlang, who likes to cut things with a knife to treat diseases, said it in public today."

"He treated His Highness the King of Wei's eyes."

"Hiss... I have heard that Cheng Sanlang is best at treating diseases and cutting wherever it hurts."

"My immediate boss Liu Langjiang suffered from cholelithiasis, so Cheng Taichang had his gallbladder removed."

"If this is a disease of the anus, wouldn't it mean that His Highness the King of Wei has an anus..."

Several bragging and spanking gentlemen all changed their expressions involuntarily.

Nima, without his anus, His Highness the King of Wei can still be alive and kicking. Isn't Cheng Taichang's ability too legendary?

As His Royal Highness the King of Wei appeared in the brightly lit camp, Cheng Sanlang, who suffered from facial blindness during the day, said something.

Throughout the camp, all the soldiers, eunuchs, servants, and officials who saw His Highness the King of Wei were whispering about various gossips about His Highness the King of Wei's buttocks.

Even the palace maids, although they were shy women, still excitedly whispered the noble man's secret gossip.

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Li Tai felt very strange why the elite left guards and the eunuchs and maidens who came and went looked at him strangely today.

I always feel that there is something inexplicable about those eyes, and most of them are not directed at my face.

Instead, he headed for his lower third route, which made Li Tai couldn't help but become nervous.

Somewhat uncomfortably, I stood there and felt it carefully, and then touched my back twice to make sure that my hemorrhoids showed no signs of recurrence for the time being.

Then he continued to move forward, but those very uncomfortable glances made him feel particularly uncomfortable, as if a hunter was examining his prey.

Fortunately, at this time, he finally heard the sound of rapid hooves and turned his head to look over.

I saw my confidant Eunuch Li returning happily with a large army of cicada monkeys.

King Li Tai of Wei couldn't help but look happy, and took steps towards the camp. After all, he was His Majesty's legitimate son, His Majesty the Prince.

How can you greet others casually? It's not enough for others to greet you.

At this moment, General Chai Shaochai was standing in His Majesty's tent, reporting to Li Shimin everything that happened in the camp today.

Li Shimin asked Chai Shao to sit down with a smile, ordered tea to be served, and spoke warmly to his brother-in-law Chai Shao.

"Every time I go out on patrol, Chai Qing is always busy inside and outside. It's really hard for you, Chai Qing..."

After hearing His Majesty's warm words of comfort, Chai Shao was extremely moved and bowed respectfully to Li Shimin.

"This is my duty. I worked so hard for Your Majesty that I died."

"Okay, okay, is there anything unexpected today?" Li Shimin quickly helped Chai Shao, who was about to bow down, and asked casually.
Chapter completed!