Chapter 398: Don’t laugh in front of others, it can easily lead to fierce doctor-patient conflicts (please subscribe and vote)
Cheng Chubi glared at this guy angrily. "Brother Xian, do you know that I am doing this for..." Can you say that I am avenging him? Of course not.
"To give you a good listen, what is the difference between normal excretion and the excretion of a person with severe constipation."
"???" Li Kekou looked at the serious Cheng Chubi with a sideways look. "Brother, do I need to listen?"
"Can I just treat you as my brother and invite you to share the reward?" Cheng Chubi said unhappily. I want you to laugh at Fatty Changsun with me, that's just to give you a chance.
Li Ke looked at Brother Chu Bi's rather ungrateful face, and always felt that Brother Chu Bi must be causing some kind of evil.
However, when I thought about the kinship between myself and this eldest grandson, who was as close as a stranger, I squatted down beside Cheng Sanlang peacefully.
Anyway, it was Cheng Sanlang who was causing trouble, and Xiao Wang was just an ordinary royal tool man.
I am only responsible for supervision, and nothing else has anything to do with me. I am the kind of person who just enjoys and laughs at the excitement.
Inside, Changsun Zhongping did put the copper basin into the toilet, but because the diameter was a bit awkward, he could only place it crookedly.
It also leaves enough space at the bottom to form a high-quality cavity.
Changsun Wuji resisted the urge to relieve himself one after another, and was secretly ecstatic in his heart. Unexpectedly, although that boy Cheng Laosan was very annoying, his medical skills were really not good.
Although his third-level treatment methods make him feel ashamed even as a big boss, they are effective at least.
"Dalang, how long will it take?" Changsun Wuji couldn't help but ask, feeling that his anus could no longer be sealed.
Changsun Chong glanced at the copper kettle dripper in the room. "Father, it will take a while. You are insisting..."
"...Okay, I'll bear with it some more, and bear with it some more." Changsun Wuji took a deep breath and clamped his buttocks hard.
But the harder I exerted my strength, the more I felt like a dam was about to break down below. "I want to get up. If I can't anymore, please help me quickly."
Changsun Chong glanced at the copper kettle and saw that there was still at least half a quarter of an hour left, but he saw that his father looked like his face was red and swollen from holding back.
Not daring to be negligent, he quickly stepped forward and reached out to help.
Cheng Chubi and Li Ke both squatted outside the house and waited for a long time without any movement. They unanimously stretched their heads and looked into the house.
Changsun Wuji turned over and sat up, but because of this movement, his upper limbs were exerting force, which resulted in a slight negligence on the lower three paths.
The buttocks that were still leaning outside the couch were released immediately, and then they saw a scene gushing out like a mudslide.
Cheng Chubi and Li Ke, who were standing outside the house, couldn't help but grinned exaggeratedly, and their eyes were as wide as bells.
Changsun Chong, who was helping his father, did not expect that his father would suddenly attack him, and he instantly felt his chest wet.
He lowered his head subconsciously. "!!!!" Damn it! The gushing excrement rushed out one after another...
Li Ke covered his mouth and ran away wildly into the distance, while Cheng Chubi retracted his head with a look of disgust. Such a scene was really dirty.
Unexpectedly, the famous Prime Minister of the Tang Dynasty and the Minister of the Ministry of official affairs would have a day when they could not control their anus and hide in public.
"Ah!...Hurry! Bucket! Bucket! Bucket!" Changsun Wuji was going crazy with shame and anger, and he kept shouting without restraint.
The hero who once dared to dig out the buttocks of the famous Tang Dynasty Prime Minister quickly carried the toilet over.
Then, everyone inside and outside the house heard a very rhythmic tinkling sound.
"?!?!" Changsun Chong, half of his front shirt wet, looked at the chaotic scene in front of him in bewilderment, listening to the accompaniment that sounded like violent drums.
It no longer feels like everything is dark in front of my eyes, but that my whole life is filled with darkness.
Li Ke, who had taken about ten steps and was holding a tree and snickering there, heard the sound of intensive drumbeats coming from the house, and laughed so hard that he fell forward and backward, but he accidentally made an accident.
His head hit the hard tree trunk directly, and the pain was so painful that tears almost came out of his eyes.
When Cheng Chubi couldn't hold it in anymore, he pinched his thigh with his big hand. The severe pain made him take a breath.
Finally, we didn’t laugh like crazy in front of the Tang Dynasty’s official minister. After all, we are serious medical workers.
After receiving professional training, no matter how bad the doctor-patient relationship is, you cannot smile like something in front of the patient. This can easily lead to fierce doctor-patient conflicts.
Fortunately, the crisp and dense drumming sound disappeared for a fleeting moment, and behind it, only the sound of serious excretion could be heard.
As an informal anorectal expert, Cheng Chubi can also confirm that Changsun Wuji, a patient with severe constipation, has regained a new lease of life.
Presumably at this moment, I should be crying because I can regain my life...
Cheng Chubi felt that his mind was too broad, and he faced Changsun Wuji, who disliked him.
They all also showed the fearless spirit of internationalism, provided door-to-door services, and were even able to be considerate of patients' misfortune without ridicule or ridicule.
It made him deeply feel that if it were in future generations, he must be nominated as an example of active individuals in township hospitals who had the courage to promote a harmonious doctor-patient relationship and set up a new trend of civilized hospitals.
Maybe at the end of the year, I can earn more money due to performance, and selling the latest 10T hard drive combination won't be a problem.
"Come here, please ask Cheng Taichang to sit down in the front hall for a while. Cheng Taichang has something to do. I will come back later to discuss with Cheng Taichang."
I heard a voice coming from inside the room that was obviously full of frustration and had an obviously off-key voice.
Cheng Chubi smiled implicitly. "It doesn't matter, His Highness King Wu and I are going over there. Do you need Cheng's help inside?"
"No need!" The leader of the twenty meritorious officials of Lingyan Pavilion was Sun Wuji, Duke of Zhao of the Tang Dynasty and Chief Secretary of the Ministry of Personnel.
He and his son Sun Chong, the young minister of Zongzheng Temple, responded in unison, seemingly hoarse, making Cheng Chubi roll his eyes unhappily.
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Just as I was not happy to appreciate the messy scene, Cheng Chubi quickly walked down the steps and walked forward, where he saw Li Ke rubbing his forehead with a grin on his face.
Cheng Chubi chuckled and pulled Li Ke's hand away. Looking at the bruises, he couldn't help but tutted.
"I said, Brother Dexian, what are you doing? You are worried about my uncle's condition, so you can't commit suicide..."
"Brother Chu Bi, can you be a human being?" Li Ke expressed his forehead in confusion and hurriedly followed Cheng Chubi forward, inhaling and laughing at the same time.
"Brother, you have really offended Mr. Zhao Guo..."
Cheng Chubi was immediately unhappy and glared at this bad prince who couldn't speak.
"Don't talk nonsense, I put aside my inner opinions and went to see Changsun Libu personally to treat his illness.
She even forgot about food and sleep, working hard and painstakingly to develop new drugs for him so that he could get away from the pain as soon as possible. How can this offend anyone?"
Chapter completed!