Chapter 441 Changsun’s official department actually used that thing? (Please subscribe and vote)
Cheng Chubi, as an excellent anorectal expert in the Tang Dynasty, laughed and laughed, but also had a serious expression and was categorical.
"The reason why you have angina pectoris is that you strained too hard when you pooped. How can you have difficulty defecating if you don't have any bowel secretions?"
"I'm so angry, can you do it?" Chai Shao's face was already dark, turning purple, and he was out of breath.
Seeing the murderous look of this elder, as a medical worker who respects the elderly and cares for the young, he also knows how to understand the emotions of patients.
Cheng Chubi could only let out a sigh of relief and decided not to continue arguing with this extremely angry General Chai.
The main reason is that it is meaningless. Solving the problem is the key. Cheng Chubi calmed down and explained softly.
The attitude is like that of a qualified psychiatrist calming a manic patient.
"Of course, but Uncle Chai, if you are always angry and have difficulty defecating...
Then it is very likely that such a danger will still occur next time.”
After hearing this explanation, Chai Shao felt a little worried and hesitated for a long time before speaking.
"I really don't have any constipation. I just have some dryness..."
"Do you do it all the time or only occasionally...Uncle, please don't glare. This matter is related to your life and safety. You must answer carefully."
"Okay, I do it all the time."
Hearing this explanation, Cheng Chubi almost laughed. It's true, it's not just the constipation that's causing this girl...
"What are you laughing at?" Chai Shao looked at Cheng Chubi from the corner of his eyes with an unsightly expression.
"My nephew is laughing. He is just relieved that he found the cause of uncle's angina pectoris."
"In this case, Uncle Chai, you still need some tools and medicine, but don't worry, it's not food."
"???" Chai Shao looked at Cheng Laosan in confusion. "The medicine is not for taking, is it for smearing?"
"No, no, no, it's...what should I tell you...that medicine is to be squeezed into your buttocks before you have a catharsis..."
"Say it again!" Chai Shao subconsciously tightened his anus, his face was as dark as a pot, and he almost wanted to kick him with his toes.
Li Shimin was eating with his mouth full of oil when he suddenly heard Chai Shao getting very angry and wanting to take action, and he coughed quickly.
Then he smeared the two remaining pig balls on the sign into his mouth, chewed them deliciously, and wandered over.
"what happened?"
"Uncle, do you know the cause of Uncle Chai's illness?"
Cheng Chubi saw that Li Shimin still had something in his mouth, so he decided to make an indirect move so as not to offend him.
"Yes, I know that. Just wait a minute..." When Li Shimin heard this, he immediately felt something was wrong.
He quickly swallowed the food in his mouth and then signaled Cheng Sanlang, who often made shocking remarks, to continue.
"Uncle Chai's motivation was due to difficulty in resolving the problem. My nephew asked him about it, and he said that it has always been like this..."
"Huh?" Li Shimin looked at Chai Shao, whose face turned dark. "Could it be that Chai Qing, you also have diarrhea?"
Chai Shao had a dark face, gritted his teeth, and glared fiercely at Cheng Chubi, who had an extremely strange expression. In the end, he could only say reluctantly.
"Maybe a little bit..."
"Well, what's going on? Then why do you..." Li Shimin pointed at Cheng Chubi and then at Chai Shao.
Cheng Chubi sighed with an aggrieved look and muttered something softly.
"My nephew just wanted to give Uncle Chai the kind of medicine that was given to the eldest grandson's officials, but he immediately became unhappy."
"???" Li Shimin almost choked on his saliva and coughed several times before looking at Chai Shao strangely.
Chai Shao, whose face turned dark, was also shocked. "The official of Changsun actually stuffed his back with that thing?"
Cheng Chubi was unwilling to say so.
"Of course, I am a doctor. Do you think it is necessary for me to lie? This is a matter of life and death."
"Wait a minute, you all shut up." With a dark face, Li Shimin stopped the old and the young from gossiping about the relatively sensitive topic of Sun Wuji's butt eyes.
"The question now is, do you think Chai Qing needs to take that medicine so that he won't get sick due to constipation again?"
Cheng Chubi nodded and wanted to speak, but when he saw Li Shimin's sinister look, he kept his mouth shut.
Li Shimin turned his head, thought for a while, and pointed back. "Cheng Sanlang, you go over first, I will talk to your Uncle Chai."
After Cheng Chubi left, Li Shimin looked at the back of Cheng Laosan, who liked to talk serious nonsense, with a complicated expression and whispered in a low voice.
"Chai Qing, Cheng Sanlang's mouth is a bit damaged, but his medical skills must have been deeply experienced by you yourself."
"Since he thinks you should use that medicine, I think it's better for you to use it. He also doesn't want anything to happen to you, Chai Qing."
"I don't want anything to happen to you."
Looking at Li Shimin with a very serious expression, although Chai Shao felt a little tangled, he still nodded helplessly.
"Thank you for your advice, Your Majesty. I know it. I will listen to Cheng Sanlang and, um, take medicine."
"That's right..." Li Shimin rolled his eyes, now that Chai Shao also knew that Changsun Wuji had used this medicine.
You might as well tell him the efficacy of the medicine, which can increase his confidence and reduce his concerns about taking medicine.
After all, one is my brother-in-law and the other is my brother-in-law. They are all relatives, so it doesn't matter if they know.
"Did you know that some time ago, Changsun Qing's family's constipation was so severe that it could be life-threatening?"
"It was only through the intervention of this boy Cheng Sanlang that the Changsun Qing family was able to alleviate this disease..."
Mentioning this matter, Li Shimin almost burst into laughter when he thought of everything that happened in Zhao Guogong's mansion that day.
Fortunately, he controlled himself in time, but Li Shimin still subconsciously glanced at Cheng Sanlang who was eating there with his mouth full of oil.
That strange expression and the glance that subconsciously glanced over also fell into Chai Shao's eyes.
It seems that with Cheng Laosan, who is so arrogant, taking action, Changsun Wuji's constipation treatment process will not go smoothly.
Thinking of this, Chai Shao, who almost grinned and burst into laughter, finally felt slightly better.
Come on, I'm not alone in having bad luck in front of Cheng Laosan.
Several people squatted together again, eating until the pig balls were completely destroyed, and even the iced grape wine was drunk.
Only then did Li Shimin stand up with satisfaction, and stood up to leave as a group of people bid farewell to him respectfully.
However, they had not gone far when Li Shimin suddenly thought of the serious matter and turned around and raised his fingers towards Cheng Chubi.
After the two of them were some distance away from everyone, Li Shimin lowered his voice and asked.
Chapter completed!