Chapter 482: Your Majesty, it’s actually the dragon dirt rubbed off your body... (please subscribe and vote)

Li Yuan glanced at Cheng Laosan, who was talking nonsense, with some confusion. What the hell is one hundred and eighty-eight?

Although I have a beer belly, my weight must be under 180, okay?

At Cheng Chubi's signal, he slowly lay down on the couch that had been covered with towels.

I saw Cheng Chubi quickly wrapping the towel around his palm. In a short time, a Tang Dynasty towel version of the bath towel was formed.

Then Li Yuan felt the towel put around his neck and pulled it.

In an instant, I felt that my skin, which was already soaked in hot water, seemed to be pulled down to one layer.

But the feeling was very comfortable, not painful, and I couldn't help but groan in comfort.

Cheng Chubi stared blankly at the noodle that was at least an inch long and his face turned dark.

This old man, how many years has it been since he had his back rubbed?

Eunuch Zhongbao, who was standing nearby, also saw the strip of dirt (Guizhou dialect: Ge Ni) that was rubbed off by Cheng Chubi, and Gujing Wubo's face was instantly shattered.

His eyes widened as he didn't expect His Majesty's dragon scale to be so thick.

"Why are you in such a daze? Continue?" Li Yuan, who had waited for a long time but couldn't wait for the next move, urged unhappily.

Cheng Chubi could only let out a long sigh and continue. Anyway, he couldn't take this towel anymore. Dragon dirt is dirt, so it's not a good thing.

Cheng Chubi was born into a martial arts family that gave up literature and turned to martial arts. He has strong arms. Even if he doesn't have the strength of a thousand pounds, he will definitely be able to weigh seven or eight hundred pounds.

And what does a scrubber pay attention to? What he pays attention to is one word, ruthlessness! Work hard to achieve miracles.

As long as you are strong enough, even if you rub the person being rubbed to the point of bleeding, the other person will just cry out that he is happy, and he might even give you two more money as a tip.

But if you are weak and weak, the next time the person being rubbed comes to take a bath, they will not be willing to pay attention to you and take care of your business if you wink at them.

Cheng Chubi was very strong and an excellent medical student who was proficient in anatomy. Although he had never had his back rubbed, he had experienced and appreciated it many times.

Therefore, even though it was only his first time, he carried forward the ruthless tactics and killed Li Yuan, a strong old man who weighed at least 178.

She was also swaying on the couch and moaning endlessly. Of course, these were serious moans of comfort.

Even though the light from the lantern was insufficient, with Cheng Chubi's powerful Vajra rubbing, the dragon scale frequently fell off.

Just as he rubbed Li Yuan's waist, Li Yuan felt something fall into his palm and subconsciously clenched his fist and raised his hand to take a look.

He immediately opened his eyes in displeasure and sat up. "What the hell is this?"

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Seeing Li Yuan's confused and slightly disgusted expression, Cheng Chubi explained seriously.

"Your Majesty, this thing that looks like noodles is actually the dragon scale rubbed off your body..."

"..." Li Yuan's chrysanthemum face turned red and darkened, darkened and red again. He glanced at Cheng Chubi, a young man who was full of nonsense and believed, and lay back depressedly.

I scrub my body often, but why do I still get strips like this on my body? Well...it must be caused by Cheng Laosan deliberately rubbing it with great force.

Just when Li Yuan was thinking in a complicated mood, he suddenly felt a slap on the outside of his right buttock.

There was a crisp sound, echoing in the night. Li Yuan's eyes that had been closed suddenly widened.

The fossilized face of Eunuch Zhongbao next to him also became distorted, and he looked confused at Cheng Laosan who slapped the outside of the emperor's right buttock.

Is this kid crazy? Or is there something wrong with his brain and he wants to die?

Cheng Chubi slapped him down, only to see the Emperor's eyes suddenly widen, but he still lay there without moving.

I suddenly felt a little unhappy. What's going on? I don't understand?

Everyone in the bathhouse knows that when the butt is slapped, everyone will skillfully change positions to meet the needs of the bather.

"You just..." Li Yuan's eyes widened in disbelief, and he wanted to roar in anger.

Cheng Chubi urged impatiently, "What are you doing standing still? Hurry up and change sides. After rubbing the front, you should rub the sides."

"You...you kid can't remind me with your mouth?"

Although Li Yuan was embarrassed to continue roaring, he still wasn't happy about it. Did this little brat deliberately take revenge on me?

Cheng Chubi spread his hands with an innocent look on his face. He was just an innocent bather who wanted to get the 188 set meal that was just enough to pay for the meal.

It's not like I'm a sinister person who slaps you in the butt to express revenge on you, a bad old man.

"Look, I see you have your eyes closed. I'm not worried that you've fallen asleep. I'm just patting you gently to remind you."

"Next time you shout with your mouth, and if you dare to move your hands or feet again, I will slap you." Li Yuan grunted unhappily and turned sideways.

Cheng Chubi quickly agreed and continued to rub hard. Well, at least he got his revenge. We will talk about the rest later.

After Cheng Chubi finished rubbing him with salt, Li Yuan slowly sat up and felt much more energetic.

He couldn't help but feel happy, and nodded with satisfaction toward Cheng Chubi.

"Boy, where did you learn this craft? I feel like I have lost several pounds."

After hearing this, Cheng Chubi lowered his head and looked at the dragon scum on the ground and laughed.

"No, it's only three or four taels at most, less than half a catty."

"..." Li Yuan's face instantly turned into the bottom of a frying pan that had been frying dried fish for seven years. It was so damn three or four, I was just describing it.

Li Yuan felt that he was too lazy to deal with Cheng Laosan, who was talking nonsense, so as not to get angry and get sick.

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Under the command of Cheng Chubi, Cheng Fa and Cheng Da rushed over and took action in person, giving Li Yuan an artificial shower and finally washing away all the remaining dragon scale on his body.

I returned to the hot spring well again and enjoyed the warm spring water again. This time, my skin was much more sensitive than before.

Cheng Chubi, however, did not follow. He poured several buckets of water on himself and began to let Cheng Fa rub his back, giving guidance from time to time.

First, he rubbed his back with salt, and with the rustling sound, noodles no less than Li Yuan's dragon scale appeared one after another.

Li Yuan, who was a little hot from the soak, stood up and saw this scene and couldn't help but say with joy.

"Well, I'm only three or four ounces lighter, but you kid, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold on even if you're not even three or four pounds lighter."

"..."

After taking a bath and having a 188-eighth supreme back rub package, Li Yuan, who was several times lighter, strode away feeling refreshed.
Chapter completed!