Chapter 527: It’s exactly what I want. I don’t know whether you come first or me first... (please subscribe and vote)
Soon Cheng Chubi noticed the pot of charcoal fire beside him and a slender soldering iron with a linen cloth behind it.
Cheng Chubi instantly thought of the scene where the man asked him if he could poke his eyes with a soldering iron, and the corners of his eyes twitched crazily.
Then he asked Doctor Zhang with doubts, "I wonder, Doctor Zhang, how often do you use your hemorrhoid removal technique on people?"
Doctor Zhang also noticed something strange about Cheng Chubi. He smiled helplessly and stretched out his hand to take out the delicate, red-hot soldering iron.
"To be honest, over the years since Zhang learned the art of hemorrhoid removal, there are only more than ten patients who are willing to let Zhang perform hemorrhoid removal."
"Wait a minute, is this also used for surgery?" Li Ke's face changed drastically, and his lips were trembling.
Doctor Zhang's expression was rigorous and his attitude was serious. He carefully looked at the red-hot soldering iron in his hand and spoke in a deep voice.
"It's natural. After a patient removes hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids will bleed non-stop. If you want to stop the bleeding, this is the only thing... Of course, this also requires skills."
"The emphasis is on being fast, ruthless, and accurate, inserting into the valley in the shortest possible time, and then withdrawing in time after a moment of stagnation."
"In this way, the patient's wound after hemorrhoid removal can form a scab to stop bleeding, and it can also minimize the burns caused by the soldering iron penetrating into the valley."
Doctor Zhang looked intently at the soldering iron in his hand, as if he were a lonely and invincible swordsman, as if there were too few opponents in the world who were worthy of his sword...
Cheng Chubi took a breath of cold air, stepped back slightly, and blocked the pale-faced Li Ke behind him.
I'm afraid that Dr. Zhang will go crazy, after all, he is holding something in his hand.
It is an alternative type of cold weapon: the hot weapon. This thing is also specially designed to poke eyes. Thinking about it makes me shudder.
"Alas... Zhang studied under Master Wang. In those days, Master Wang had more than ten disciples, but Zhang was the only one who persisted.
Now that Master Wang has passed away, and Zhang is already middle-aged, I wonder if he can still carry forward this hemorrhoid removal technique in the future and have someone to succeed him..."
"That Doctor Zhang, please put that thing down first so we can have a good chat."
"Alas..." After Doctor Zhang sighed sadly, this peerless swordsman with a gloomy look and an independent personality thrust the iron that had turned from red to dark red back into his buttocks?
Ahem, it was pushed back into the carbon basin, letting it lie there quietly, maintaining its peak state of glowing and heating, ready to poke its eyes and emit green smoke at any time.
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Cheng Chubi exhaled a breath of turbid air. He felt that he had met someone who was more dedicated to the pursuit of medicine than himself.
Although the other party's obsession was only for anorectal surgery, Cheng Chubi had to admit that although his method of stopping bleeding was obviously evil.
But at any rate, he bravely persisted in his thoughts and ideas.
"Actually, the bleeding can be stopped without a soldering iron." Cheng Chubi felt that it was not right for him to undermine Zhang's confidence at this time. Instead, he should provide him with a new way of thinking.
"Oh? I told Junior Brother Wen and Dr. Zhang before that Cheng Taichang has excellent medical skills, and both Zhang and I used knives to treat illnesses and save lives."
"If Cheng Taichang has a way, please give me some advice."
"Don't take advice seriously. The best we can do is learn from each other. Cheng's method of producing blood is suturing."
Doctor Zhang was stunned and frowned slightly. "I dare to ask Cheng Taichang, what is the method of suturing?"
"It's just a needle and thread, please wait a moment." Cheng Chubi turned around and opened his treatment box and took out a small copper box from there.
After opening it, the sutures and needles inside were exposed.
Doctor Zhang was amazed and stretched out his hand, but seemed to be embarrassed and wanted to take it back.
Cheng Chubi simply handed it to him again, and Doctor Zhang took out the needle and thread, and then took another look at the unlucky bare-butted sheep.
"Cheng Taichang, if it is a superficial wound, your suturing method may be of great use, but the narrow path of this valley makes it really difficult to operate."
"Even if Zhang sews up the patient's Gudao mouth tightly, he is afraid that there will still be bleeding inside..."
Li Ke buried his head and took out the silk handkerchief, not covering his mouth of course, but wiping the cold sweat on his forehead.
I always felt that when Brother Chu Bi met this Doctor Zhang, he looked like two improper human beings, and the conversation made people feel terrified.
"No, no, no, Brother Zhang, of course you can't sew your buttocks..." Cheng Chubi said with a dark expression.
"What Cheng means is to use special needles and threads to suture the wounds left after hemorrhoid removal to stop bleeding."
"As for you saying that the valley is small, that doesn't matter. You can make some tools to keep the valley open..."
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Li Ke had wisely retreated to a place near the door of the house. Hearing that the doctor was no better, he had a cold sweat on his face.
The expressions were full of awe for these two doctors who were either burning people in the valley with a soldering iron or sewing people's buttocks with needles and threads.
"Mr. Wen, this senior brother of yours has always been normal, right?"
The doctor wiped the cold sweat from his face and quickly explained.
"Yes, Your Highness, my senior brother is obsessed with medicine, but his medical skills are very good.
It's just that we haven't met each other for a long time, so I don't know for sure, but these days, the villain has been interacting with his senior brother, and his words and deeds are all normal."
"Well, at most it's just that I'm a little too obsessed with medicine, and there's nothing wrong with that..."
Li Ke took a deep breath and saw Cheng Chubi and the doctor Zhang chatting happily.
I couldn't help but feel a hint of jealousy in my heart. Of course, it wasn't the jealousy of a gay friend, but the jealousy of a close friend.
After all, Brother Chu Bi had only known Doctor Zhang for a short period of time. Unexpectedly, the two of them hit it off and chatted so happily.
"That's all, instead of talking, it's better to take action..."
Cheng Chubi couldn't argue with the doctor Zhang, so he simply pointed to the sheep track next to him where the whole buttocks of the sheep had been shaved very clean.
"It's exactly what I wanted. I don't know whether it's you or me first..." Doctor Zhang also laughed heartily and pointed at the sheep and asked Cheng Chubi.
Cheng Chubi glanced at the unlucky naked sheep and thought of the two big men repeatedly using knives to attack its buttocks.
After all, he couldn't bear it, so he turned his head and looked towards Li Ke.
"Brother Chu Bi, what's wrong?" Li Ke hurried forward again.
"I'm going to compete with Dr. Zhang on my medical skills here, dear brother, look..."
"It's okay, little brother, I also want to see the methods of two medical experts. Brother Chu Bi, do you mind?" Li Ke said with a smile.
This made Cheng Chubi feel warm in his heart. He was indeed his good friend and his righteousness.
"In that case, please trouble me, dear brother, and ask your guards to go to my house to bring two sheep. By the way, let them go to Uncle Fu and ask him to bring the ingredients for the barbecue mutton skewers that I have prepared."
Chapter completed!