Chapter 531 The king doesn't take off his clothes, can you still take hemorrhoids in the air
Chapter 531 If I don’t take off my clothes, how can you still remove hemorrhoids from the air? (Please subscribe and vote)
Li Shimin was sitting in the Manlu Hall and stood up when he saw Cheng Chubi and Li Ke arriving hand in hand.
"No need to be polite, how is Qingque's hidden illness?"
"Uncle, after my nephew's diagnosis, His Highness the King of Wei has a very serious hidden disease, but His Highness the King of Wei is not willing to treat it."
Cheng Chubi spread his hands and said helplessly.
"Don't want treatment?! That's why." Li Shimin's face quickly darkened.
"Father, after my fourth brother heard about the treatment method mentioned by Brother Chu Bi, he seemed to be very afraid, so he was unwilling to accept the diagnosis and treatment."
"You are his third brother, why don't you try to persuade him?" Li Shimin muttered unhappily, frowning.
Li Ke secretly rolled his eyes. With the temper of the fourth child, I, the third brother who was born as a concubine, can only persuade him.
Cheng Chubi said to Li Shimin from the perspective of a medical worker.
"Uncle, His Royal Highness King Wei's condition is very pessimistic. If treatment is not carried out, the consequences will be unpredictable..."
Cheng Chubi knew that Li Shimin was least willing to hear a detailed description of Xia San Road, but he still emphatically mentioned Li Tai's current situation.
After hearing what Cheng Chubi and Li Ke said, Li Shimin couldn't help but frown, put his hands up and paced around the room irritably for a long time.
"Why is Qingque like this? The hidden disease is so serious, how can there be no reason not to treat it? Someone... that's all, Zhao Kun, you go to see Qingque for me..."
Li Shimin hooked his hand to signal Zhao Kun to come closer. After a while of whispering instructions, Zhao Kun complied with his orders.
"Okay, you two follow Zhao Kun to Prince Wei's Mansion again. If he continues to die, I will go and persuade him personally."
Faced with Li Shimin's angry instructions, Cheng Chubi and Li Ke could only follow Zhao Kun to the palace of Prince Wei again in disgrace.
Fortunately, they had already eaten a full meal of mutton at Doctor Zhang's house at noon, otherwise the two of them would have been starved and passed out at their hard-working jobs.
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"Your Highness, Your Highness...His Royal Highness King Wu and Cheng Taichang are here again, and General Zhao who is beside His Majesty is also here."
"General Zhao, please come quickly." Wei Wang Li Tai sat up with difficulty in slow motion, feeling a little uneasy in his heart.
After a short while, Zhao Kun walked into the quiet room where Li Tai was resting with a bearded face and bowed to Li Tai.
"The last general will see His Majesty the King of Wei. The last general has been ordered by His Majesty to deliver an edict..."
With Eunuch Li's support, Li Tai stood up and listened respectfully to Zhao Kun's message.
After hearing the oral instructions he delivered and the words that were obviously full of anger, Li Tai couldn't help but turn pale and could only answer respectfully.
"I also ask General Zhao to report back to Your Majesty on behalf of the young king. I respect my father's orders and dare not violate it."
Zhao Kun nodded with satisfaction, bowed to Li Tai, then stepped out of the quiet room, nodded to Li Ke and Cheng Chubi, and walked away.
Eunuch Li also walked out of the inner room, bowed respectfully to the two of them, and looked at the two returning men with a very complicated expression.
"You two, please come in..."
Cheng Chubi could only enter the quiet room where Li Tai was with Li Ke again.
"Then it's Lao Cheng who often treats Xiao Wang's hidden illness." Li Tai stood up and gave Cheng Chubi a slightly bitter salute.
Then he began to undress and take off his belt very skillfully.
"Wait a minute, Your Highness King Wei, what are you doing?"
Cheng Chubi never expected that Li Tai would start to undress and take off his belt as soon as he disagreed, and quickly raised his hand to stop him from such immoral exposure.
Li Tai looked over with some displeasure and said angrily.
"If I don't take off my clothes, how can you still remove hemorrhoids from the air?"
Cheng Chubi's face immediately darkened. God damn it, you can take hemorrhoids through the air. Why don't you, motherfucker, poop in the air?
Li Ke, who was next to him, quickly coughed twice. "Fourth brother, please wait a moment. Brother Chu Bi must have a reason for saying this."
When I saw the look in Li Ke's hand, I thought of Li Shimin, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty.
Cheng Chubi could only endure it and said, "If His Highness agrees to undergo surgery, you must prepare two days in advance.
The first is to build the operating room, and the second is to prepare yourself, Your Highness."
"What do you want to prepare, Xiao Wang?" Li Tai, the king of Wei, who had just exposed his fat and white belly, quickly closed his clothes and said with some embarrassment.
"For example, if we have surgery the day after tomorrow, I would like to ask you not to eat or drink anything after tomorrow, Xu, and no more water after 9 a.m. in the morning."
"You haven't eaten for so long?" Li Tai's voice suddenly rose an octave higher, with a look of disbelief on his face, as if Cheng Chubi was going to do something outrageous.
"If you want to do surgery under general anesthesia, this is what you have to do." Cheng Chubi said unhappily.
It is routine for general anesthesia surgery to fast at least six hours before the surgery, and abstain from water for at least the first four hours, in order to prevent the patient from being distracted during the surgery.
In the event of accidental nausea and vomiting, vomitus may be sucked into the trachea or lungs, causing suffocation.
However, you usually start fasting the night before, which is considered routine preparation before surgery.
"And I have to give you an enema an hour before the operation."
"What are you pouring?!" Li Tai looked at Cheng Chubi in confusion.
After hearing Cheng Chubi patiently explain what enema was, Li Tai became even more calm.
"Um, can you please stop feeding me..."
Cheng Chubi snorted and glanced at Li Ke, who had a weird expression next to him and tried his best to control his emotions, and firmly stuck to his own train of thought.
"Impossible, this has to be done, because Cheng is performing an operation on your eyes, just in case.
What should I do if there is something inside? If you are not disgusted, I will be."
I am a medical worker, not an expert in removing feces like Changsun Zhongping, so I won’t do that.
Li Ke hurriedly coughed violently, and Nima was almost caught off guard and laughed out loud.
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In the end, Li Tai agreed with Cheng Chubi's treatment plan with a dark face, but Cheng Chubi was not happy to face this fat man who looked so indifferent.
He and Li Ke left the Prince of Wei's Mansion together, while Li Ke ran energetically to find the printing shop. As for Cheng Chubi, he thought about it and wandered around to find Zhang Jin.
After all, I am not a professional anorectal expert, so I have to have a good discussion with this cheap junior brother Zhang Jin.
When I arrived at Zhang Jin's residence, I only saw the child, and then I learned that this action-oriented junior brother had gone to the Imperial Medical Office to find Zhang Yiling.
Cheng Chubi had no choice but to tell the boy that he would come to see Zhang Jin tomorrow.
But he didn't expect that Cheng Chubi had just finished washing and had breakfast the next day.
A servant came to report that a middle-aged man who called himself Zhang Jin said that he had an appointment to visit him.
When Cheng Chubi came outside the mansion, he saw Zhang Jin coming in high spirits. Zhang Jin quickly saluted Cheng Chubi respectfully.
Chapter completed!