Chapter 546: It’s not just my eyes that are turning black, but my whole life is turning black (please subscribe and vote)
"Well...that's not possible. As the old saying goes, the body's hair and skin are given to you by your parents and should not be damaged.
What's more, this is the hemorrhoid of His Highness King Wei, please rinse it with salt water before bringing it over."
After Deng Chengxin took it and rinsed it obediently, Cheng Chubi brought a porcelain bottle containing the essence of the wine as usual.
Use hemostatic forceps to pick up the two lumps, stuff them into the bottle one by one, and then tighten the stopper of the bottle.
Then he wandered out of the operating room, greeted the servants in Prince Wei's palace, and carried His Highness Prince Wei, who was still sleeping, back to the quiet room.
"Succeeded?" Li Shimin asked Cheng Chubi impatiently.
Cheng Chubi nodded and took off his mask. "Don't worry, uncle. He has been treated and all the hemorrhoids have been removed."
"Brother Chubi, what are you doing with a bottle?" Li Ke looked at the bottle in Cheng Chubi's hand curiously, but he felt something was wrong in his heart.
Li Shimin's eyes also fell on the bottle.
As expected, Cheng Chubi shook the bottle in his hand. "What's in here is the hemorrhoids removed by His Highness the King of Wei."
"..." Li Shimin stared at Cheng Chubi with a darkened face, really wanting to shoot this bastard into Bashui with his size 42 feet.
"Take that thing away. If you dare to keep swinging it back and forth in front of me, believe it or not, I will kick you."
Although Cheng Chubi is a little unhappy, after all, you are his father and you have the most say over the abandoned items your son takes out.
However, Uncle Li's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and Cheng Chubi didn't bother to argue with the unhappy emperor.
He turned around and walked aside, summoned Eunuch Li, and then handed over the wine bottle.
"Hold it, don't drop it. This is your highness's precious treasure."
"???" Eunuch Li glanced at the bottle in confusion, and then at the serious Cheng Chubi in front of him.
"May I ask Cheng Taichang, what is in here?"
"This is the hemorrhoid that was removed from your Royal Highness's anus. Hey, hey, what are you doing..."
With a snap, Cheng Chubi was so frightened by his truth that he dropped the porcelain bottle to the ground.
The broken porcelain bottle, the overflowing aroma of wine, and the two cleaned things are naturally indispensable...
"..." Everyone's eyes were attracted by the strangeness here.
Li Shimin only glanced at it, shook his head in disgust with a dark face, and went straight into the house with his sleeves rolled up.
This bastard thing is really enough, but you have to admit that there is still a trace of truth in what he said, which is irrefutable.
Forget it, out of sight and out of mind, let Cheng Laosan go and make trouble elsewhere. If he dares to make trouble in front of me, it won't be too late to slap him.
Li Ke, on the other hand, rushed over to watch the excitement, and at first glance he saw two very scary things on the ground.
He quickly tilted his head away in disgust. What a bad luck, I must wash my eyes when I get home.
Cheng Chubi's face was stern, his finger almost poked the tip of Eunuch Li's dull face, and he shouted righteously.
"As an old saying goes, the hair and skin of the body are received from parents and should not be damaged.
These are parts of Your Highness's body, Eunuch Li, why don't you pick them up and hold them in your hands?"
"..." Eunuch Li had a dark face and bit his lips in humiliation. He could only hold up the two lumps with a sad face.
"Cheng Taichang, what should we do next? Our family doesn't want this..."
Holding these two things taken out from His Highness's buttocks in his hands, Eunuch Li felt that not only his eyes were turning black, but his whole life was turning black.
Cheng Chubi had no choice but to ask Cheng Xin to bring another porcelain bottle filled with the essence of the wine and tongs. Then he stuffed the two bottles in and handed them to Eunuch Li.
This time, even though he felt disgusted in his heart, Eunuch Li still carefully held the bottle with both hands.
It looked like there was really some great treasure inside.
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Li Tai lay quietly on the couch. His father had left, and so had that vulgar warrior Cheng Chubi.
At this moment, Eunuch Li stood aside in the quiet room, watching with concern His Highness King Wei lying on the couch with his brows furrowed.
The anesthetic has worn off, and the unspeakable pain comes one after another.
His Royal Highness, the Michelin-starred Prince Wei, felt the miserable scene of the back garden in a mess.
From time to time, a burst of uncontrollable moans came out of his mouth.
Seeing His Highness's helpless and painful look, Eunuch Li felt very distressed and asked with concern.
"It's a pity that this servant is incompetent and cannot share the pain for His Highness."
Li Tai pursed his dry lips, and his dull eyes gradually focused on Eunuch Li.
"You, go and get some food for me...go quickly."
"???" Eunuch Li looked at Wei King Li Tai in confusion, almost thinking that he was hearing hallucinations.
"As long as I have something to eat, I can endure any kind of pain. Hey... hurry up and go."
After a short while, Eunuch Li, whose face turned dark, brought a plate of greasy pastries.
Then he saw Li Tai holding a piece to his mouth with difficulty, and took a small bite.
The face that was distorted by pain revealed a smile full of happiness.
Standing aside, Eunuch Li could only sigh secretly when he saw His Highness's appearance. He only hoped that His Highness could control it a little and prevent it from happening again.
Otherwise, that bastard Cheng Sanlang would have another chance to come over and ridicule and despise people. More importantly, I might have to buy another bottle of His Highness's abandoned items that I carefully collected.
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He himself fled to the Palace of King Wu, and after meeting up with Li Ke, the two of them went to the unorthodox bookstore where they had changed their names in a very low-key manner.
"Oh, Mr. Cheng, I didn't expect you to come here again so soon..."
As soon as the shopkeeper saw Li Ke, he immediately ran over with a smile on his face to greet this big customer.
Upon hearing this title, Cheng Chubi glared at Cheng Ke unhappily.
This bastard must come here often on purpose to buy those things. He is definitely not a good bird.
As the shopkeeper led the way, Li Ke was a little embarrassed and said.
"Brother, please don't listen to that shopkeeper's nonsense. I really don't come here that often."
Cheng Chubi laughed directly.
"Don't worry, you won't do anything to me even if you come here once a day."
"..." Li Ke's face immediately turned dark. God damn it, this happens once a day...
I only have a slight interest in admiring these treasures, but I'm not a pervert. I hold this thing every day and look at it.
Li Ke was too lazy to pay attention to Cheng Sanlang, who not only liked to hurt people's hearts with his words, but also liked to stab people in the back. He pulled the shopkeeper to the side and muttered quietly for a while.
After a short while, the shopkeeper nodded frequently with a knowing smile.
Chapter completed!