Chapter 803 Although it is a little less popular than Taixue, it still has a great name (please subscribe and vote)
When Cheng Chubi and Zhang Yiling left happily, Li Shimin couldn't hold back his laughter.
Zhao Kun, who was listening on the sidelines, was confused and didn't think it was funny that Cheng Sanlang and Zhang Yiling were playing things seriously here.
But why would His Majesty laugh so hard that he almost stretched out his belly and lay down under the desk for a few seconds?
Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, Li Shimin also noticed the strange expression on the head of the confidant guard beside him.
He couldn't help but laugh. "Zhao Kun, you don't understand why I'm laughing, do you?"
"Your Majesty can laugh, I must have your Majesty's reason." Although Zhao Kun wanted to know the reason, his expression still looked very loyal and brave at this moment.
"Haha... Yes, Cheng Sanlang is worried about being dealt with by me today, so he specially invited Dr. Zhang to come here."
"Just to make it difficult for me to get angry at him, but having said that, what they said does make some sense."
Zhao Kun saluted Li Shimin, his face full of sincerity and sincerity.
"Your Majesty is wise. Although the soldiers in the army are physically strong, many of them are disabled or even dead or injured because of the cane."
"If it is true that the spine staff is changed to a hip staff as they say, that would be a good thing."
"Hmm... that's right. In this case, please inform Li Bingbu in advance, and from now on, all spine cane punishments will be changed to buttock cane punishments.
If it is really effective, let the states and highways abolish the spine cane and replace it with a hip cane."
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Cheng Yaojin returned home and saw his third eldest brother, Cheng Chubi, sitting in the hall, handing out digestive tablets to his three younger brothers, and he couldn't help but threatened with a straight face.
"You three little kids are causing trouble to your third brother again. Be careful, daddy will take care of you."
Cheng Laoliu quickly stuffed the two digestion tablets into his mouth, raised his neck and said.
"Dad, we are here to eat more food, grow taller, and strive to be taller and stronger than dad."
"Oh, you boy, you are so ambitious." Cheng Yaojin immediately became happy, picked up Cheng Laoliu, and pierced his face with his beard.
Cheng Laoliu was laughing and screaming, while Lao Si and Lao Wu saw that the situation was not good and hurriedly ran out of the front hall.
Cheng Yaojiang released Cheng Laoliu, who was begging for mercy and admitting his mistake, and he jumped out very quickly. While running back, he shouted "Fifth Brother", "Fifth Brother is not loyal."
Seeing Cheng Chubi grinning from ear to ear for a long time, he closed the small box containing the digestive tablets.
Then he saw his father's big hand stretched out in front of him. "Come on, give Dad a taste and see what the medicine that makes those three boys so greedy tastes like."
Throwing the digestive tablets handed to him by Cheng Chubi into his mouth, Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but feel happy.
"I asked why those three boys are so greedy for this stuff. It turns out it's sour and sweet at the same time. It's really greedy."
"Here, bring a box to daddy. Later, daddy will eat it up and eat it up."
Seeing his father's big slap, what else could Cheng Chubi say? He reluctantly handed over the small medicine box and gave a few words of reassurance.
"Dad, it's not good to take too much of this stuff. Maximum four pills at a time."
"Okay, dad is not one of your three unattractive brothers. Doesn't dad know what the right amount is?"
Cheng Chubi couldn't say anything except rolling his eyes. Fortunately, it didn't matter even if his own father ate too much of these tablets.
Cheng Yaojin sat down and asked Cheng Chubi with concern about setting up a private school.
"Third brother, how are you doing with your private studies?"
"My child has asked Uncle Ji to help him with it first. It is expected that school will start in early September." Cheng Chubi explained.
After all, we have become accustomed to the kind of school start time in later generations, and since it is already halfway through the tenth year of Zhenguan, we cannot wait until the end of the year to start school again.
Cheng Yaojin nodded with satisfaction and continued.
"Well, there are capable people in the mansion. If you need anything, you can find it from the mansion. By the way, what are you going to call your private school?"
"My child wants to be called Chang'an Cheng's Medical College. Dad, what do you think of this name?"
"Chang'an Cheng's Medical College? Well... the name is good, but not impressive enough. How old is Chang'an? What do you think, third child?"
Cheng Chubi's face was a little dark, but seeing his father's eager face, what else could he say, he could only speak bravely.
"Dad, what do you think it should be called? My child wants to hear your advice."
Seeing Sanlang's success, Cheng Yaojin smiled kindly with satisfaction, picked up the cup, and motioned to the servants on the side to quickly bring Cheng's secret Sanle syrup to soothe his throat.
After downing a cup of Sanle juice and squinting for a long time, Cheng Yaojin finally had an idea.
"Look, Third Brother, our Imperial College in the Tang Dynasty has many official schools, and among the official schools, Taixue is the most important."
"In this case, our family's private school is called Daxue. Although it is a little less popular than Taixue, it still has an impressive name."
Cheng Chubi stared blankly at his father, who was spitting all over the place. Could it be that the name of the university originated from veterans like his father who abandoned literature and joined the military?
Seeing the third child staring blankly at him without speaking, Cheng Yaojin immediately scolded him softly and unhappily.
"You kid, why are you acting so stupidly? Could it be that you think dad's name is wrong?"
"No, no, no, Dad, you are so talented. Let's call it a university, let's call it Cheng's Medical University."
Cheng Chubi nodded frantically, raised his thumb towards his father, and said with a sincere expression on his face.
These words made Cheng Yaojin laugh heartily, rolled his eyes, and changed his name again.
"The words "medical science" have also been sold out, hehehehe... Datang Cheng's University is so simple and clear, and its name is bright and clear.
But with the name Yi, you know it is the property of our old Cheng family, hahahaha..."
What could Cheng Chubi say? After thinking about it, it was right. It was the property of our old Cheng family anyway, so it was not impossible not to list the word "medical science".
What if in the future, when I get older, I'll get tired of playing cards and have a leisurely and refined interest.
Maybe physics, chemistry, biology, mathematics, geometry, art, law, etc. are all included.
By then, the reputation of Cheng Zongda in the Tang Dynasty will surely be spread throughout the world. Well... the old Cheng family, the heirloom of poetry and calligraphy, will soon become a reality.
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The two of them became more and more cheerful as they chatted. They continued to mutter together while drinking Cheng's secret Sanle juice which was not intoxicating but also nourishing.
Cheng Chubi couldn't help but proudly recounted that he had made another contribution to the Tang Dynasty yesterday.
What kind of merit was accomplished? Naturally, in the name of the Imperial Medical Office, I suggested to His Majesty that the spine staff should be changed to a hip staff.
Cheng Yaojin looked at the proud Cheng Sanlang with a dark look on his face, and muttered unhappily.
"Third brother, what's the difference between a spanking and a spanking on the back? How do you deal with these monsters..."
Cheng Chubi had no choice but to teach his father the difference between spanking the buttocks and spanking the spine.
"Dad, how can this be the same? If you hit the spine, it will easily hurt the spine. If you are not careful, you will be disabled, and you may even be killed on the spot."
"But spanking, there are no vital points there, and the fleshy head is thick, so it is not easy to cause injuries."
Chapter completed!