Chapter 996: It will last forever, but there is no third word, okay? (Please subscribe and vote)

"..." Li Ke looked at this brother with a look of death. Damn it, how could he meet such a guy?

He actually cut off the chicken head and burned it on yellow paper with him. If he hadn't been nearly as strong as two of himself, I would have really wanted to show him a bastard trick to let him know that gentlemen also have tempers.

Cheng Chubi and Li Ke finally selected two erotic albums similar to comic strips.

According to Li Ke's words, this kind of stuff is usually sold exclusively to wealthy families who are preparing to marry their daughters.

After all, an unmarried woman from a wealthy family must avoid all inappropriate things before getting married.

But the problem is that after she gets married, that kind of inappropriate entertainment becomes a necessary behavior between husband and wife.

But how do you explain it to your children? After all, this kind of thing is just like the parents of later generations. It’s really hard to explain.

As a result, future generations will absorb this type of knowledge through various studies.

But this was the Tang Dynasty more than 1,400 years ago, and there were no videotapes, DVDs, or short videos, let alone those illegal publications.

I don’t know since when, this kind of erotic album has become one of the gifts prepared by families who are about to marry their daughters to their children.

I don’t know what the name of such a dowry should be. What is the product instruction manual?

Phew...Cheng Chubi, whose mind was full of random thoughts, immediately became happy, making Li Ke, who was standing in front of him, laugh into confusion.

"Brother Chu Bi, why are you laughing at me?"

"No, I'm definitely not laughing at you. I was just wondering why this is the kind of reading material for unmarried women, but not for unmarried men."

The unmarried Li Weide looked at the unmarried Cheng Tongnan Chubi who was smiling in a shady manner, always feeling that he was deeply insulted.

Seeing the expression on the scumbag Li's face, Cheng Chubi quickly said seriously.

"I'm serious. If Uncle Xue has this thing, no matter how stupid he is, he can still solve the problem by reading it in order, right?"

These words made Li Ke couldn't help but nod his head, and couldn't help but recall the green and tender young man who was still very ignorant back then.

Isn't it just because I was randomly browsing various bookstores and saw this thing, and then I went down a wrong path...

Thinking of this, Li Ke couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. This was really a crooked road full of beauty, wine and meat.

Even if time comes back, I will bravely walk into that bookstore and dig out that improper album...

"Come on, come on, dear brother, come here quickly. This is paper and this is a pen. Now I need you to write something."

Seeing Brother Chu Bi waving towards me, I thought about Brother Chu Bi's calligraphy that was so bad, and his painting art that was so weird that it was from another world.

Li Ke, who was suddenly full of pride, smiled very reservedly and confidently, walked over and sat down, and picked up a writing brush.

"I don't know what Brother Chubi needs me to write."

Cheng Chubi touched his chin for a long time, wondering what it should be called. He remembered that whenever he went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, he would be given a guide book.

"Just write: A guide to nightlife for couples..."

The corners of Li Ke's eyes twitched wildly, and the brush in his hand dropped directly onto the tribute paper.

"Brother Chu Bi, can you please be more serious?"

Cheng Chubi glared at the dissolute prince with a dark red face unhappily.

A slut like you actually thinks I'm not serious?

"Why is this title so inappropriate? If you can, please make one for me to see."

Li Ke racked his brains and turned on his brain. After thinking about it carefully for a long time, he suddenly had an idea.

"For example, let's ask the night couch to make incense?"

"Haha... Please, do you think Sanshu Xue's too naive mind can understand what you mean?"

"Put incense on the bed at night. What if Uncle Xue realizes that he wants to relieve himself on the bed at night?"

"..." Li Ke's face immediately turned green. Brother Chu Bi, can you please be a human being?

I was having sex on the couch at night. The words were full of affection, charming and suggestive,

When it comes to your mouth, there is a smell of shit that makes your eyes black.

Fortunately, the two of them ignored such small flaws and began to carefully turn the erotic pictures into a good and serious baby.

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Even though his own brother is getting married, as the elder brother Xue Wanjun, he is even busier than his own brother.

After all, that boy is more inhumane than me, and the eldest brother is far away guarding the border in the northern border of the Tang Dynasty. As the second brother, I can only bear this heavy responsibility.

Just when I was so busy that my head was spinning, another servant came to report that Cheng Chubi and Li Ke were visiting hand in hand.

"They came here to do something. Could it be that they dropped something in the guest room?"

Xue Wanjun wiped the stinky sweat on his face, whether from work or from the heat. He picked up the kettle on the iron stove and poured himself another glass of water.

"Cheng Sanlang and His Highness King Wu said they came here specially to discuss important matters with the Lord. It concerns the Third Lord."

After hearing this, Xue Wanjun was stunned for a long time before he realized what was happening. His first thought was, could there be any recurrence of his third child's condition?

"Please, please come quickly!"

Seeing the nervous look on his master's face, Xue Sandao quickly agreed and left quickly.

After a short meeting, two professionals, Cheng Chubi and Li Ke, finally arrived in front of Xue Wanjun.

Xue Wanjun smiled and stepped forward to support the two juniors who were about to salute, and pulled them to sit in front of the Zhenguan furnace.

"My nephew Chu Bi, Your Highness the King of Wu, please take a seat quickly. Would you like something to drink?"

"No need. In fact, the reason why we came here this time is to get rid of the last step of treatment for Sanshu Xue's illness."

After hearing this, Xue Wanjun's face suddenly became serious.

"Xian Nephew Chu Bi, what? Could it be that my third brother's illness will recur?"

"No, no, there is no repetition. However, since Uncle Xue has never had any experience in contact with the opposite sex, it will lead to some..."

Cheng Chubi looked towards Li Ke, who was pretending to be deaf and mute while drinking tea.

In desperation, Cheng Chubi, the best psychiatrist in the Tang Dynasty, could only bite the bullet and explain vaguely.

"Anyway, even if Uncle Xue is married now, I'm a little worried that there will still be some root causes that will affect the relationship between him and Princess Danyang."

"Over time, if it becomes a hidden danger, it won't be good..."

Li Ke tried his best to lower his head and almost laughed. The root of the disease has been going on for a long time. There is obviously no third word, okay?

Neither Cheng Chubi nor Xue Wanche noticed anything strange about Li Ke, who seemed to be immersed in tea and tea. They also didn't know that he was full of voluptuous words at the moment.
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