One hundred and forty-seven chapters, and then hate Buddhism
The next morning, Zhang Mingxuan turned over and got up, and after breakfast, he ran out. Li Qingxuan's eyes turned and followed immediately.
Zhang Mingxuan stood in front of the water and land ceremony stage and looked at Xuanzang with a smile.
Xuanzang, who was preaching, also glanced at Zhang Mingxuan, his eyes were beating unconsciously, and a sense of anxiety appeared in his heart.
Li Qingxuan quietly walked behind Zhang Mingxuan and asked in a low voice: "What do you want to play?" There was a hint of expectation and excitement in his tone.
Zhang Mingxuan looked around for a week, and his eyes lit up and said, "Come with me."
It's going to make trouble again!
Li Qingxuan excitedly followed Zhang Mingxuan to a restaurant next to the street.
The waiter greeted the door with a smile on his face: "Please, please come inside, two!"
Zhang Mingxuan said: "Where is your shopkeeper?"
The waiter was surprised and looked at the counter.
An old man with two beards on the counter smiled and clasped his fists, "I'm the shopkeeper of the store, what are the instructions for the young master?"
A money ticket appeared in Zhang Mingxuan's hand and said, "Buy a table for you!"
Buying a table? The old man was stunned. It was the first time he saw the one who bought a table in the restaurant. He smiled and said, "Young Master, you have gone to the wrong place! I am a restaurant. If you want to buy a table, you will be there for a mile before you can get there."
Zhang Mingxuan raised the money tickets in his hand and joked: "I really don't sell them? Five hundred documents!"
The old man was stunned for a moment and immediately shouted: "Sell! Why don't you sell it? I'll move the table for you now."
I immediately ran out of the counter, five hundred cents! It was enough to buy five tables.
Zhang Mingxuan slapped the money ticket in his hand at the old man and said, "I've given the money to you, we'll move the table away."
He signaled to Li Qingxuan and said, "Come and move the table with me."
Li Qingxuan curled his lips and said, "No, you can move it yourself."
Zhang Mingxuan looked at Li Qingxuan with a reluctant look, Okay! This young lady can't command anymore, so she might as well do it herself!
He smiled and walked forward, held two table legs and raised a table and walked outward.
Li Qingxuan walked near Zhang Mingxuan and asked curiously: "What are you buying a table?"
Zhang Mingxuan smiled mysteriously and said, "You will know after a while."
Li Qingxuan muttered: "It's inexplicable!"
With everyone on the street's surprised eyes, Zhang Mingxuan put the table opposite the high platform of the Water and Land Dharma Assembly, jumped and stood up.
Xuanzang felt even more uneasy, and the monks below were glaring at Zhang Mingxuan.
Zhang Mingxuan smiled and clasped his fists and said, "I am not talented. I have also practiced with a master for a period of time, went through the world, experienced all kinds of life, and enlightened people to relieve their sorrows. Today I will tell you a few short stories about me when I followed the Zen master. I hope you can also understand some truths in it."
Li Qingxuan looked at Zhang Mingxuan in confusion. What are you doing?
Tathagata also always pays attention to the water and land Dharma assembly, and Zhang Mingxuan's appearance immediately made him jump twice.
The Jade Emperor lay on the dragon chaise, holding a fairy jade wine glass in his hand. He watched the Water and Land Fair taste leisurely. Seeing Zhang Mingxuan's appearance, the Jade Emperor immediately showed a look of watching the show.
Hearing what Zhang Mingxuan said, the Jade Emperor said in surprise: "Has he practiced Buddhism?"
Before the Dharma Assembly, a group of believers looked at Master Xuanzang and then looked at Zhang Mingxuan. What was going on? Xuanzang also looked at Zhang Mingxuan in surprise.
A notice also rang in the TT group. The latest Buddhist story is coming, and people are enlightened! The video area is live broadcast simultaneously!
The queen looked at her phone in surprise and said, "Buddhist story?" Click into the video area, and there was indeed a live broadcast room.
At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and said, "Buddha!" ββHe snorted and clicked in, wanting to see how you enlightened me, Old Sun.
Zhang Mingxuan coughed and said, "One day, a young man asked the Zen master: I am bullied often and cannot straighten my back and be a human being.
The old Zen master smiled and took out a snake.
Youth Daxiong: You want me to bend and stretch like a snake, right?β
Zhang Mingxuan paused for a moment, with a strange expression.
Xuanzang nodded and smiled. This story is quite Zen-like!
The believers below also realized that the Zen master was indeed profound in Buddhism.
The Jade Emperor frowned unhappily, would he offer this to Buddhism?
"The old Zen master smiled and replied: Whoever bullies you, let this thing be put in his bed..."
Puff~ A handsome young man in white dressed in disheveled clothes and slightly messy hair giggled and laughed at Zhang Mingxuan.
A dark and honest man next to him said unhappy: "Brother Taibai, you spitted all over me."
Taibai patted his companion's shoulder and laughed: "The last turn is so funny. I really think it's a Buddhist story!"
The Jade Emperor also squirted out a mouthful of immortal wine, laughing!
Xuanzang looked at Zhang Mingxuan in a daze, as if he had suffered 10,000 points of harm. Why did I believe that he would tell Buddhist stories well?
The believers below also looked at Zhang Mingxuan in a daze. What if he had promised to be enlightened?
A little monk on the street twitched his mouth and said to the old monk: "Master?"
The old monk ignored him and stared at the front with wide eyes as if he had seen something incredible.
The little monk also looked at him in confusion. He was just a young man carrying a sword on his back! He looked at Zhang Mingxuan carefully. Could it be that he was an acquaintance of his master?
At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, Sun Wukong was also stunned for a moment, laughed, shook the Five Elements Mountain, and shouted: "Okay~ OK~ What a Buddhist story!"
Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "Tell me another Zen story!"
As soon as Xuanzang heard Zhang Mingxuan telling Zen stories, his eyes leaped and immediately spoke the scriptures loudly.
Zhang Mingxuan smiled proudly and said, "The young man asked Zen Master: I am very desperate about life because my wife took all the money away.
The Zen master took out an axe and cut off the table.
The young man said thoughtfully: Did the Zen master let me break the fear in front of me with all my might?"
Hearing this, Xuanzang's heart trembled, it wouldn't be that simple.
Sure enough, Zhang Mingxuan continued, "The Zen Master said: I still want to chat with me if I don't have money! Believe it or not, I will kill you!"
"Hahaha~" The laughter sounded below, and more and more people attracted him, looking at Zhang Mingxuan in anticipation.
Taibai patted his companion's shoulder and laughed: "You're interesting!"
His companion's mouth was also shaking.
In the deep palace, Li Shimin held his cell phone and his mouth twitched: "This guy is doing it again, but... it's really interesting."
The queen was also giggling, and she hadn't been so happy for a long time.
Tathagata sighed slowly, it made it difficult for me to do it!
Chapter completed!