Chapter five hundred and nineteen, Zhang Mingxuan, the salted fish
Ping Xin spat and said, "What are running naked, what are messy things."
In the Pingxin Palace, Chi You looked down at the ground and sighed, "Tsk tsk~ It's really cruel, the picture must be very exciting."
Feng Bo also slammed his mouth and said, "What a weird idea is this to think of the punishment method of running naked. Why don't you try it next time?"
Pingxin looked up and gave them a warning look. The four of them instantly wilted and stood honestly with their heads down.
Pingxin smiled and looked at the screen and said, "Thank you for your idea. I already know how to do it."
Zhang Mingxuan smiled modestly and said, "It is the honor of the boy to be able to help the Empress solve the problem, and he dare not take credit for it."
Ping Xin nodded and smiled, "Ping Xin is going to set up a small black room, God will have a good rest!"
Zhang Mingxuan bent down and smiled and said, "I respectfully send you great merits, great compassion, and the most holy Empress Houtu!"
Pingxin finally mentioned again: "By the way, your novel "The Most Saint of Confucianism and Taoism" is well written, so you can update it a little more every day."
After saying that, the screen went dark.
In the Palace of Pingxin in the Netherworld, Chi You smiled and said, "Empress, what do you mean in the last sentence? Anyway, I'm going to install him in a small dark room, and the update will definitely come up when the time comes!"
Pingxin smiled and said, "That's to give him a chance. If he listens to me, he will update more than twenty chapters every day, and the small dark room can be empty."
Master Yu laughed and said, "Empress, kindness."
By the quiet stream outside the Tianmen, Zhang Mingxuan straightened his waist and felt very proud. Sure enough, genius could not be buried. Even if Empress Pingxin had a problem that could not be solved, she would come to ask me for advice, and asked who else?!
Zhang Mingxuan sat on the bluestone by the stream and felt difficult to calm down. I have helped Empress Pingxin now. In the future, we will be considered a privileged person when we go to the underworld to do business. The boss of the underworld owe me favors...
Zhang Mingxuan thought for a while and suddenly realized a problem. He still didn't know who Empress Pingxin wanted to punish?
Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said to himself: "It's not a punishment for Ksitigarbha, is it very likely! It's also possible that it's other people, such as the Ten Palaces of Yama, or even Xing Tian Chiyou, etc.~"
Zhang Mingxuan sighed and said, "Brother, although I don't know who you are, please enjoy it! Hahahaha~"
Zhang Mingxuan laughed with his hands on his hips. He thought that a poor child would enjoy the punishment he set in person soon, so why was he a little excited? Unfortunately, Empress Pingxin didn't even start the live broadcast, so she couldn't see it! She lacked a sense of accomplishment.
Time passed slowly, and in the evening, Zhang Mingxuan returned to Hanging Island. After having dinner while having laughter, he returned to his house and sat by the bed to continue typing. It was very hard.
An hour later, Zhang Mingxuan fell straight from the edge of the bed, and fell to the bed with a thump. He said weakly: "Xiaofan, upload it! Chapter 4 today."
Zhang Xiaofan's voice sounded: "Empress Pingxin, let you update more."
Zhang Mingxuan said with confidence: "So! Thank you for the fourth update today! I originally planned to update two times."
Zhang Xiaofan said, "Okay! But I guess she won't be satisfied."
Zhang Mingxuan said contemptuously: "Don't measure me with the eyes of the world. I just helped Empress Pingxin solve a problem. Now the relationship is good! Not to mention a few updates, even if it is not updated, the Empress will not have any objections. Now she and I are friends. Upload it quickly!"
In the heaven, in a quiet garden, Jade Emperor, Yue Lao, and Taishang Laojun are fighting against the Landlord.
Jade Emperor: "To Eight."
Yue Lao: "Big you, yes."
The Grand Lord smiled and said, "By the way."
Yue Lao: "Continuous pairs, eight to nine to ten."
The old man held the card in his hand and said with a smile: "If you don't come out again, I will win."
The Grand Lord hesitated for a moment and said with a smile: "Then let's take one! Four or five bombs."
The old Yue smiled and said, "The king bomb~ the plane! It's over."
Taishang Laojun had a black thread on his forehead, and he doubled her.
The Jade Emperor threw the card and said with a smile: "Laojun! You have cheated me out of trouble."
The Grand Lord said with a smile: "You have lost all the Lingshan Mountain, and you still have this little money?"
The Jade Emperor smiled complacently and said, "I got a little bit and made up for my own losses. They got the most."
The Jade Emperor hesitated and asked, "Laojun, many gods in the Heavenly Court have been sealed by primitive jade talismans. How should I do it?"
The Grand Lord Squinted his eyes and said, "It's okay, it's all the younger generations below who act, and it has nothing to do with the primitive. It's better to let them suffer a little, so as not to be too rampant."
The Jade Emperor nodded and smiled, "I understand! Let them be released after tomorrow! It can be considered as giving the face of the Chan School."
The Supreme nodded and said, "Good!"
Yue Lao said, "Are you still here?"
The Supreme Sakura smiled and said, "I won't play anymore, I finally saved some money, but you won it all. I'd better go back and read the novel!"
The Jade Emperor stood up and said, "It has been updated! I'm going back too."
The three of them scattered and turned back to their temple.
In Chang'an, Li Shimin also put down the memorials and picked up his phone. He didn't read any updates. He had no intention of revising the memorials. The phone was indeed poisonous!
On the way to Journey to the West, Tang Sanzang was waiting to surround a fire, leaning against his luggage, screens floated in the night.
In the Heavenly Waiwa Palace, Nuwa leaned on the cloud bed and took out her cell phone.
In the Confucius Institute, Yan Hui was constantly browsing his phone, but suddenly his eyes lit up and an update came.
A lot of people are waiting in front of their phones, and click to watch immediately as soon as they are uploaded.
Chapter 11: Talking about war on paper.
Captain Lu looked at the invitation in his hand, and felt excited. He loudly squeezed open the people at the gate of the Wenyuan, hoping to grow wings and fly to Fang Yun's house.
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Fang Yun thought it was not good. Liu Zicheng was afraid that there would be danger in close proximity and wanted to attack him with "paper talk".
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While writing in extremely fast cursive scripts, Liu Zicheng recited the ancient war songs made by Jing Ke before assassinating the King of Qin.
His talent is blended into ink through a brush to form words, and has a strange resonance with words. The vitality between heaven and earth is triggered by the talent words.
When the wind blew, a human-shaped black fog gradually appeared beside Liu Zicheng. The human-shaped black fog had a unclear face and was holding a dagger. The dagger was obviously black fog, but it emitted a coldness, turning it into a cold winter.
Fang Yun felt desperate, and the other party actually used this famous war poem.
"The wind is whistling and the Yishui is cold, and the hero will not leave..."
Yan Hui looked at the screen of the phone and said to himself: "You can use this on paper talk."
Close your eyes and ponder, deduce the possibility of talking about war on paper in your heart, and summon the protagonists in the poem to come to fight by writing ancient poems.
Chapter completed!