Chapter five hundred and ninety-eight, Heishuihe live broadcast
Sha Wujing looked at the rolling black river and frowned and said, "I just think that my quicksand river is a dangerous place in the world. I didn't expect that this river is three more evil than my quicksand river."
Tang Sanzang took out his cell phone, moved slowly towards the river, took a short video and posted it on his Shenyan account, and wrote: What should I do when I encounter a black river on the way to obtain the scriptures? Waiting online, it's very urgent.
Tang Sanzang also started live broadcasts several times during this period. The live broadcast content was related to the monsters who learned the scriptures and received a lot of attention and rewards.
As soon as Tang Sanzang posted it, someone started leaving a message.
Fenda: logging and shipbuilding.
From a wolf to a dog: According to Bodhidharma's experience, people can actually float on the water surface, and cross the river with a reed. Master can try it.
Wuliang Xiaoguang: Swimming over! How simple.
Bian Xiaoming: Heishui River? Where is it? I want to go there to open a school, so I have saved all the ink.
Shangjiang: Is there a great scholar living in this upstream? Just as Fang Yun wrote in "The Most Saint of Confucianism and Taoism", there are trees beside the inkwagen pool of Cai's family, and flowers bloom light ink marks. This river is polluted by the inkwagen washing, right?
Liu Xi: Strongly condemns this kind of environmental damage.
Rotten wood carving: How is this destroying the environment? What a great reading spirit worthy of praise.
Mu Bai: No, no, it is true that the inkstone pollutes a river and poisons thousands of miles. The crime is serious.
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The following gradually became a slander and began to discuss the issues of washing inkstones and the environment.
Tang Sanzang looked at hundreds of messages and love in a short while, and put away his phone with satisfaction. I am now a celebrity.
Tang Sanzang looked at the river and asked worriedly: "How wide is this river? You can't see the edges at first glance."
Zhu Bajie said, "It's about ten miles wide."
Sha Wujing laughed and said, "It's not worse than my quicksand river."
Tang Sanzang said sadly: "How to cross the river? Who of you can find a way to turn a boat out?"
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up, he pointed to the upstream and laughed, "Look, the ship is here."
Tang Sanzang immediately said happily: "A disciple, a boat is coming, let him pass us."
Sha Wujing stood by the river, waved her hand and shouted, "Boatman, boatman, come and ferry!"
The old man on the boat drove the boat over and shouted loudly: "I'm not a ferry, I can't ferry!"
Tang Sanzang stood up and shouted loudly: "Brother-in-law, I am rich!"
The little dragon who was driving the boat couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. What kind of monk is this?
The little dragon drove the boat over and said, "Master! My boat is small, how can I cross you?"
Everyone looked at it and saw that the boat was carved from wood with only one hatch in the middle, so they had to sit down two people.
The white dragon horse looked at Zhao Gong with a smile in his eyes and sniffed.
Duke Zhao looked at the little white dragon and blinked quietly.
Zhu Bajie said directly: "This way, I can only cross in two batches. I will protect the master and go there first. You can look at the luggage and horses."
He jumped directly into the cabin, smiled and stretched out his hand to face Tang Sanzang and said, "Master, come quickly!"
Tang Sanzang said, "I have to do this." He lifted up his robe, walked into the boat with the help of Zhu Bajie, and sat down carefully in the swaying cabin.
Sun Wukong sat on the stone next to him and watched the boat go away.
The boat opened the boat and shouted loudly: "The two masters have sat firmly, the wind is strong on the river!"
In an instant, strong winds broke out, black waves rolled, and a large whirlpool formed under the boat. The oar jumped into the surging river.
Zhu Bajie stood up suddenly and roared: "Monster!"
Tang Sanzang said calmly: "Wuanneng calms down, don't move around. If you break the ship, you will have to pay."
In the blink of an eye, the boat was swallowed by a whirlpool.
Sha Wujing, who was standing on the shore, screamed: "Big Brother, Master and Second Brother have been captured by the monster."
Sun Wukong stood up and put on a pergola and said, "It's a monster again. Just now, my old son didn't look like a good person. Third junior brother, I, Old son, I, Old son, are not good at water battles, you can find out."
"good!"
Sha Wujing held the demon-subduing staff in his hand, so he soared into the air and flew to the center of the river. He ran into the river with a thud, splitting the waterway and heading down.
In the Heishui River Mansion, Tang Sanzang woke up and struggled hard, shaking his body. The water plants and vines on his body were wrapped tighter.
Zhu Bajie was hung in the air and said, "Master, don't work hard, I can't get it."
When Tang Sanzang saw Zhu Bajie, he looked happy and said, "Bajie, prepare for live broadcast."
Zhu Bajie said, "Okay!"
Turning his figure, a mobile phone suddenly appeared in his tied hands. Zhu Bajie skillfully clicked on the mobile phone and entered the divine eye to start the live broadcast.
Tang Sanzang sat upright, looked at his phone with a smile and said, "Hello everyone, my friends, I am caught again."
Friends who follow Tang Sanzang came in immediately as soon as they saw Tang Sanzang running a live broadcast. This guy always brought surprises to himself. In a short while, the number of people in the live broadcast room reached 10,000.
A series of six and six floated past the screen.
Tang Sanzang said: "Friends, what I met this time should be a fish demon, the kind that can turn the rivers and seas. I pretended to be a lord and took the monk into the water palace." (There are no eighty-one difficulties in the original book of Journey to the West, and some disasters were omitted. It is assumed that Tang Sanzang left the Huoyun Cave and went through a dilemma before coming to the Hei Shui River.)
Tang Sanzang made the whole story come repeatedly.
Fusheng Ru Meng: There are really monsters in the Hei Shui River!
The rotten wood carving: Who said that the river water was dyed by washing inkstones? Let me stand it up.
Shangjiang: I said, even if there are monsters, you cannot say that river water is related to monsters! I still think that your Confucianism does not care about the environment and pollutes rivers.
In the Water Mansion Hall, the little dragon was watching the live broadcast and spoke casually.
Hujie loves cleaning: I think it’s pretty good to look a little darker, what do you think?
Xiao Liuxi: Did the master smell the fragrance of ink in the river?
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "I didn't smell the ink fragrance, but the water is quite clean."
A newcomer questioned and said, "It's fake! How can people survive underwater? Is the monk a mage?"
Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "I am not a wizard! Wuneng shows them."
Outside the camera, Zhu Bajie said, "Okay!"
Turning the body, the lens also began to rotate, and 360 degrees were included in the lens.
Mountains, rocks, water plants, and even crabs and small fish swimming.
The camera was pointed at Tang Sanzang again, and Tang Sanzang said, "Believe it now!"
Zhu Jie loves cleaning: Master Liu Liuliu! How do you plan to escape?
Tang Sanzang smiled and said, "No need to escape, someone will save me."
An old man who was following Tang Sanzang said in a speech: You are a newcomer at first glance. The master has three very powerful disciples. The eldest disciple Sun Wukong is said to be the Monkey King who made a big fuss in the sky five hundred years ago. The second disciple Zhu Bajie is said to be the Marshal of Tianting Tianpeng descending to the earth. The third disciple Sha Wujing is said to be the general of Tianting Rolling Curtain descending to the earth.
Crazy loves cleaning: 666.
Chapter completed!