Chapter eight hundred and thirty-eight, the Jade Emperor takes action
Zhang Mingxuan called out and said, "My uncle, you are wronged by me. This tobacco was planted by Sister Qingya on the Hanging Island. The quality is not comparable to ordinary cigarettes. It is specially used by me for use in Hanging Island."
The Jade Emperor's smoking movement suddenly stopped, and he choked and coughed continuously. A stream of white smoke spurted out from his nose, and he said with a smile: "No! Not bad! It turned out that it was planted by Miss Qingya, which is really different from the ordinary cigarettes.
The cigarette absorbs a trace of the aura of the elegant lady, with a strong taste and a unique charm that makes people unable to stop!"
Zhang Mingxuan said with a happy smile: "I'll just say it! Your Majesty will definitely like this cigarette. I have specially prepared some for you."
He wiped his hand over the table, and a row of cigarettes appeared on the table, looking at the Jade Emperor with a smile on his face and said, "Uncle Master, these are all my filial piety to you. After sucking you, my nephew will give you a gift."
The Jade Emperor knocked on the table and said angrily: "Showing your kindness is done for nothing, either a traitor or a thief. Tell me! What's the matter this time I want me to help?"
Zhang Mingxuan sat casually opposite the Jade Emperor and said with a wry smile: "Small things, small things, are just a small task for you."
Zhang Mingxuan said to the scorpion spirit standing outside the pavilion: "Come here quickly and let Your Majesty show you a good look."
The scorpion spirit hurried in and bowed respectfully to the Jade Emperor and said, "Sei evil pays homage to the Jade Emperor."
The Jade Emperor looked at the scorpion spirit, and the purple-gold light flashed in his eyes, and he said with a light "Huh": "Demon Seal, Tathagata's Seal!"
Zhang Mingxuan raised his thumbs up and praised, "Your Majesty is as wise as a torch, and you can see the hidden worries on her at a glance."
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Do you want me to help her remove the Tathagata seal?"
Zhang Mingxuan nodded repeatedly and said happily: "My uncle guessed it very accurately. My nephew came for this matter. Just a Tathagata Dharma Seal, isn't it easy to capture it for my uncle?! Not to mention a Tathagata Dharma Seal, even the fat man's true body is not enough for me to suppress it with one hand!"
The corners of the scorpion's mouth twitched and looked down at the ground. Is this still the god who leaked the domineering sideways in front of the Pipa Cave?
The Jade Emperor nodded and said with satisfaction: "You are right, it is indeed not difficult for me, but why should I help you? What are the benefits for me?"
Zhang Mingxuan shouted: "Uncle Master, it's wrong for you to say this. Do we still need to negotiate conditions in this relationship? I think of you with some good things, and you don't want to ask you to do a little favor? You looked at the cigarettes on the table, do you say you're embarrassed?"
The Jade Emperor said angrily: "Come on, if you have a good relationship, you will cheat Yang Jian again and again?"
Zhang Mingxuan smiled and said, "That's not a trick! Coincidences are just coincidences. Uncle Jung, tell me! What are your conditions? Pay attention to the standard! It's too much, so I took her to buy a coffin."
The scorpion spirit's body trembled and his pretty face turned pale. I really don't want to die!
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "You just drove over to the talisman car, right? It's not quite the same as an ordinary talisman car."
Zhang Mingxuan nodded and introduced excitedly, "That's right! My talisman car was made by tens of thousands of Mohist disciples. From the shape and color to the mechanism formation, all of them are perfect, with beautiful and smooth lines and strong and abundant power. They can accelerate the breakthrough of space in an instant.
The blessing of tens of thousands of formations not only gives this sports car the speed to exceed the limit, but also makes it have considerable attack power comparable to that of the Daluo Golden Immortal..."
"I want it~"
"...Immortal...Immortal..." Zhang Mingxuan's smile froze on his face, he stuttered twice, and shouted in a tragic voice: "Uncle Master, you are taking advantage of the situation to rob!"
Zhang Mingxuan stared at the Jade Emperor with his eyes and gritted his teeth and said, "Uncle Master, my things are not good as you, right?"
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "It's great! It makes us feel harmonious~"
Zhang Mingxuan looked at the Jade Emperor with a sincere face and said with a forced smile: "Uncle Master, think about it carefully. You are the Supreme Jade Emperor and the Lord of the Three Realms. You pick up the remaining things I use, and you are not afraid of others' jokes when you spread it."
The Jade Emperor said thoughtfully: "It makes sense!"
Zhang Mingxuan showed a smile on his face.
The Jade Emperor said next: "Then please help me make a few more! Including Queen Mother, Yang Jian, Yang Chan, and the Seven Fairies. There are eleven cars in total, and the styles cannot be repeated."
Zhang Mingxuan's smile froze on his face, and he said angrily: "You'd better take my one!"
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Pick up what you have used? I'm afraid others will laugh at you!"
Zhang Mingxuan: "I..." I suddenly wanted to curse.
The Jade Emperor waved to the Scorpion trick and said, "Come here!"
The Scorpion Spirit glanced at Zhang Mingxuan, and Zhang Mingxuan nodded.
The Jade Emperor reached out and pressed the scorpion spirit's chest, with a bright purple light shining on his hands.
Zhang Mingxuan immediately shouted: "Uncle Master, please be careful, and men and women should not be close to each other."
The Jade Emperor raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Shut up!"
Zhang Mingxuan immediately shut up aggrievedly and reminded you that you were wrong? What if you made a mistake?
The Jade Emperor stopped his hand a few centimeters in front of the scorpion spirit's chest. A purple and golden light shrouded the scorpion spirit's chest. A dark red magic array appeared, and it rotated slightly in front of the scorpion spirit's chest and shattered with a bang.
The scorpion spirit subconsciously groaned, and the Buddha's light burst out from his chest, and the sing of Buddhas faintly sounded, and a seal talisman with the word "*" appeared.
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Duobao, it is not a real man to make things difficult for a woman."
The palm rotated slightly, and the purple and golden divine power formed a vortex to act on the '*' seal. With a bang, the '*' seal turned into golden light and shattered.
The Jade Emperor took back his hand, picked up a teacup like black jade and sipped it, and savored the tea carefully.
A powerful pressure poured out from the scorpion spirit, and the momentum was filled with cruelty, despair and madness.
The Jade Emperor frowned slightly, and waved his hand to instantly disappear the aura emitted by the scorpion sperm.
The scorpion spirit knelt on the ground with a bang and said heavily: "Thank you, God, and thank you for your help!"
The Jade Emperor said, "Get up! No need to thank me, this is just a deal." He looked at Zhang Mingxuan with a smile and said, "You said yes?"
Zhang Mingxuan said helplessly: "Yes!"
The Jade Emperor said angrily: "Don't look like you are at a loss. I will eliminate the Gu curse in her body. You will make a lot of money by changing to a Daluo Jinxian in a few talisman cars."
The scorpion's spirit suddenly became excited, and tears came out, and he kowtowed with gratitude: "Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you, God."
The Jade Emperor waved his hand and said, "Get up!"
The Scorpion Spirit felt an unmatchable force coming, and was forced to stand up in an instant, a little at a loss.
The Jade Emperor took a sip of tea and said, "Your name is Se Xie, right?"
The Scorpion Spirit replied respectfully: "Yes!"
The Jade Emperor said seriously: "After going back, you will have a good mood. If you continue like this, you may enter the devil's path."
The Scorpion Spirit said gratefully: "Thank you for your teachings, the little demon will do it."
"Yeah~" Jade Emperor nodded.
Zhang Mingxuan stood up and said, "Since the matter has been completed, I won't disturb Your Majesty. Let's go back first."
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Don't forget my sports car."
"knew!"
Zhang Mingxuan walked out with the scorpion spirit, walked out of the hall, got into a sports car, and drew a black line to fly towards the center of the heaven.
The Scorpion Spirit reminded: "God, isn't this the way I just came?"
Zhang Mingxuan controlled the steering wheel and said, "Why don't you visit the Queen Mother when you come to Heaven? It seems so rude."
The Scorpion Spirit nodded in approval. The Jade Emperor took the initiative to help this time, and he should visit the Queen Mother in terms of emotion and reason.
Chapter completed!