565 Joke(1/2)
Feng Shu always wanted to see Ye Miao, but unfortunately he never saw him.
She can also be whimsical sometimes. The reason why Ye Miao, who was evaluated by his master as cold-hearted as a sword, like his senior brother Guo Zi, came to this era to look for her is not only because of the expectations of his master and senior brother, but also because of the expectations of his second senior brother.
The responsibility, I'm afraid, is partly due to her persistence in searching for him for so many years.
She has been walking the same path he has walked, seeing the scenery he has seen, and eating the delicacies he may have eaten, just to maintain the relationship with him as a family.
Huishan said that relationships are cultivated noisily by getting along day and night. Being able to become a family requires fate, and it also takes time to settle the relationship. Of the four masters and apprentices, only the two of them have never met each other. They are the real ones.
Share each other's joys, sorrows and joys in daily life.
The sword boy was quite puzzled, "What are you thinking about? You feel like you are about to cry and you feel like you are laughing at the same time."
She said smoothly, "I miss my second senior brother."
"I also miss the young master. I hope I can really see him one day. He will definitely have a way to help me solve this problem of sword body and human soul."
"It's okay. You are with me now and can stay here forever. Mengmeng and the others are also willing to communicate with you and will not treat you as an alien. Whenever you want to go out, I can take you out.
As long as I keep quiet when I'm outside and don't reveal my secrets, I'll have no problem taking you with me every day."
"I really want to go out, but Mengmeng won't let me. It warned me, saying not to even think about going out until the lady gives birth to the child."
Feng Shu raised his eyebrows, "It says what it says, and you do what it says. There's no need to listen to what it says."
"It is stronger than Hongmeng, has a better temper than Hongmeng, and has more experience. If it is really annoyed, it will really cause some trouble. The most important thing is that the things it worries about are also what I worry about. We have the same view, so even if
If it doesn't ask for it, I won't go out." As if to show his determination, the sword rocked back and forth, "I will stay here to guard the lady's child until she can run, jump, and talk."
She raised her forehead and said, "You mean you want to help me take care of the child? There is really no need to be afraid of Mengmeng. If you get along with it for a long time, you will know that it is much softer than Hongmeng."
"I'm not afraid of it, I just don't want to cause trouble. Anyway, we will help you take care of your children. Now Hongmeng and Xiaolu are making breakthroughs. They won't wake up in a few years. Mengmeng has to pay attention to the outside world at all times."
If the situation is different, of course I will stay here. It is mainly responsible for the outside, and I am mainly responsible for the inside, dividing the work and cooperating. Miss, just relax and take good care of yourself."
Feng Shu burst out laughing.
"Is this what Mengmeng asked you to do, or do you think so yourself?"
"This is our unanimous idea. If I weren't here, how could Mengmeng leave without saying a word?"
"Because this is our territory, we are not afraid that bad things will come in and no one will react. Xiaolu used to be the overlord of this planet. Now even if it enters the dormant period, it will definitely know how to grow.
If we encounter danger, we will definitely respond as soon as possible."
Feng Shu paused and flicked the sword with interest, "Ye Tong, can you see the second Tree of Time?"
"What? Where is the second tree of time here?"
His surprise was no less than her reaction before.
Feng Shu was slightly disappointed and said to himself, "I don't know if Hongmeng Qing is clear."
"No, Miss, is it Mengmeng who told you that there is another Time Tree here? It's impossible. If there is Xiaolu, there's no way he wouldn't tell us, even if he's just showing up."
"Well, it told me. I thought I was the only one who didn't know." Feng Shu shrugged, "Can't you feel that there is another powerful aura on Jun Lin's body? Logically speaking, you should be able to see it too.
That's the right tree."
"Male tree?"
The sword boy was stunned, even though he had no expression.
"Well, you didn't know? Xiaolu is a female tree. It is precisely because of the existence of male trees that Xiaolu can bear fruit."
"Miss."
"Um?"
"Little Green can talk and is as smart as a human being."
"I know."
"You have all eaten the Time Fruit. Now do you feel like you have eaten Xiaolu's child?"
Feng Shu was stunned, and instantly felt sick.
"When you say that, I feel really sick to my stomach."
"Don't, don't, I'm just talking nonsense."
The sword boy was afraid that she would stop eating the fruit in the future. When Mengmeng found out, he would definitely get a beating. If Xiaolu woke up, she might complain about him and make Feng Shu dislike his fruit. The most terrifying thing is that
If Jun Lin came back, knowing that he had ruined Feng Shu's appetite, he really doubted that he would be torn into pieces.
Feng Shu was quiet for a while before he calmed down the nausea.
"I'm fine. Anyway, if you don't eat, you won't eat for free. If you eat something that is good for your body, even if it doesn't taste good, you have to force yourself to eat it. Master said that I have a lot of fate with them, just like him, senior brother and second senior brother
Likewise, I have never been picky about food. I eat whatever is given to me and whatever is available. Whether it is fruits, vegetables or meat, they are all edible. If I change what you just said, in fact, what we have eaten since childhood are all kinds of animals.
Plant carcasses.”
This time, it was the sword boy's turn to want to vomit, but unfortunately, no matter how strong his nausea was, he still had no mouth.
"Miss, your power of association is so rich."
Feng Shu laughed at himself, "I thought you would say that my ability to accept is strong enough."
"No, it's because I underestimated the young lady's ability to accept it. I heard from the young master that when he was traveling in the world, he encountered barren places and ate bugs that gnawed through tree bark. He would never refuse to eat if there was something to eat.
, I would rather go hungry than live to save face and suffer.”
"Yes, this is indeed what master taught us. Survival is the first goal."
"It might be difficult for me to get used to it."
"That doesn't mean you can't do it."
"That's true. If you are forced into a desperate situation, no matter what you do, it is normal. As long as you can survive, your potential is unlimited."
"Do you want to go out now?"
"No, I won't go out. I have made an agreement with Mengmeng."
"Okay, then I'm out."
"What if King's Landing comes?"
"Don't worry about him. We can't stop him from coming. If you want to leave, you can do whatever you want. We can't control him anyway."
"I think he is quite willing to listen to the lady. When you told him to get out, he immediately got out."
Feng Shu thought of the "Mrs. Wife" and shuddered, "That's because his brain is broken now. When the memory comes back in the future, he won't be so neurotic."
"He is full of energy. It is impossible for his brain to be broken. Even if he was injured before, he will definitely be fine now."
"I mean, the relationship with me before he lost his memory was not the same as it is now. He is now forcing his fantasy appearance on me. In short, don't be fooled by all his words and deeds now. He will wake up on his own in the future.
You will also be very upset, and maybe you won’t want to see me again.”
As long as Feng Shu thinks about how Jun Lin regained his memory and realized that he had been so groveling, coquettish, cute, affectionate, and moved to tears in front of her, she was sure that he would be so embarrassed that he wished he could just dig a hole in the ground and not get out.
"Definitely not. I think Mr. Jun likes Miss very much, just like a great witch does to..."
He braked very promptly. "Although he is very possessive, it can be seen that he is still very responsible. If the young master is like this, he will definitely be happy that you have found a reliable life partner."
Feng Shu opened every pot and shook his head with a smile, "It's unlikely. The second senior brother would probably come to Junlin to compete without saying a word. If he has adapted to this world and mastered the spiritual power of this world,
The operation method, knowing how to pilot mechas and starships, I dare say that Jun Lin will be beaten badly. Killing him will not happen, for the sake of the two children, Jun Lin will definitely not be in danger."
"Miss, the young master has already learned some witchcraft. Unless the powerful force in Jun Lin protects him, the young master can easily beat Jun Lin until he calls his father and mother."
Feng Shu quickly retorted, "No, Jun Lin won't cry."
"You have too little confidence in the young master."
"This is not a question of confidence. King's Landing will not cry for many years."
Although he cried in front of her, his crying was obviously different from that of people who grew up under normal conditions. When ordinary people cry, they pour out their emotions. Whether they are crying with joy or choking with pain, they cannot control themselves.
To vent her inner emotions. Jun Lin's crying gave her a feeling that to some extent it was more like suppressing herself.
"Not knowing how to cry does not mean that he has never cried. As long as he has cried a lot, he will naturally learn to cry as much as he wants. Men are generally not as good at crying as women. They practice too little. I think
Of course it is not as easy for a woman to have a good cry. This is indeed a common problem among men."
Feng Shu was a little surprised by his statement, "Do you support men crying whenever they want like women?"
The sword boy said matter-of-factly, "Of course. No matter what emotion it is, if it is too strong, once it is held in for a long time, problems will arise. Of course, you should vent it at any time when you have the opportunity. Crying is not a disease, it is just a way of expression. Do
Why don't you cry? Men are human beings too."
"It seems that the second senior brother's family is very reasonable. If sword boys have received this kind of education, other people should be so open-minded as well."
"No, this is what the young master taught me. Although he doesn't like to talk to others, I am his sword boy after all. Sometimes he has to see me even if he doesn't want to see me. The process of my sword cultivation was not smooth at first.
, I have been reprimanded many times, and I was unhappy every time, but I never dared to cry. The young master said that men are also human beings, and it is normal to cry when you want to, but holding back your tears will make you more likely to get sick and die early."
He didn't want to die early, he wanted to cultivate the Wuwu Sword well, and he wanted to see the world with the young master, so when he wanted to cry later, he would hide and cry secretly. He cried like a child, and cried like a child.
He cried like a girl, whimpered like a harem, and burst into tears like a shrew. But no matter what the situation, the young master never laughed at him, called him cowardly, or said he was incompetent.
Like a man, just do what you have to do like before.
To be continued...