Chapter 60: Everyone Has a Mr. X
【Episode 8: Private Collections】
Pudong, a place full of gatherings: business gatherings, class reunions, staff dinners, birthday parties, weddings, full moon wines, and "purposeless" gatherings in nightclubs every night...
Although "gatherings" are often regarded as a basic aspect of modern human social interaction, they are actually a primitive instinct of human beings.
Evolutionary psychologists say that gathering and moving together rhythmically is a way for ancient human ancestors to closely connect, communicate and survive with others.
What most modern people call "gatherings" is actually part of what French sociologist Emile Durkem calls "collective excitement".
People experience a specific feeling of high emotions when they are in close contact with others.
This feeling will also infect other people who come to the party and make them feel a "high sense of collective excitement".
But for Hawaii, I didn't feel anything exciting.
Just yesterday, she received a "classmate reunion invitation" from her high school classmates. When she came to the loveandluxe store to find Yoon Eun-hye and Ou Youjia, she also brought the invitation, and she looked very irritable.
"I don't know when even the classmate reunion was invited, and there were various invitation requests and restrictions on it. Did she think she was still the former class monitor?"
Yoon Eun Hye asked: "What are the invitation requirements and restrictions?"
Hawaii handed the invitation letter to Yoon Eun Hye and Ou Youjia.
Yoon Eun Hye received the invitation letter, which clearly stated: Dress requirements - If you are single, please wear a white dress; if you are in love, please choose a big red dress; if you are already married, please wear a dress, with the colors freely.
After reading the text on the invitation letter, Ou Youjia angrily said, "Oh my God, I feel that this organizer is a married slut. She completely provides the married person with privileges."
Yoon Eun Hye continued: "Yes, it seems that in her eyes, both singles and unmarried people have been sentenced, and the idea of dressing requirements is like putting prison clothes on every prisoner for easy unified management."
"I don't wear mourning white clothes, nor do I wear big red robe that I want to marry myself out quickly. I just want to wear the dress I want to wear," said Hawaii.
Yoon Eun Hye said: "But you are not a married person, either do as you do or don't go. And I think you should be more than one of you who is not married in your class."
"This is the class I transferred to before my liberal arts class. There were only six girls, and the others were boys. The fact is, all five women are married."
Ou Youjia said: "Jealous! This is clearly jealous of you being single. You have to know that married women are either out of shape or distorted in their hearts. They must be afraid that you are more beautiful than them, so they deliberately dealt with you like this."
Yoon Eun Hye said to Hawaii: "It shouldn't be true. Maybe they did this on purpose because they wanted to help you solve your personal problems.
Think about it, you are the only woman in a white dress. When the men in a white suit are present, they can see you at first sight. Don’t you see that the lighthouses are all white?
You are like a lighthouse, giving these single men a signal that they can only come to you to dock. Besides, the white suit is the most picky, which can also let you judge which man is handsome and which man is a bad person at a glance."
Ou Youjia disagreed with Yin Eun Hye’s statement and said harshly: “Enhui, you are such a Virgin. Anyway, I think this is their intentional trickery of Hawaii. If you really want to introduce your boyfriend to her, why would you introduce your old classmates with old mouths and faces? Will you not contact Hawaii by yourself?”
Yoon Eun-hye rolled her eyes and said, "If that's the case, Hawaii can find a man to pretend to be his husband and show off in front of those stinky women!"
Hawaii was reminded by Yoon Eun Hye and her eyes were lit up in an instant: "But do you think I want to find handsome guys like yoga coaches to let them know that my husband is as beautiful as Pan An, or to find historians like Chu Ge to let them know that my husband is full of knowledge?"
Ou Youjia said: "No, no, you must not find someone related to you. Think about it. I heard that this yoga instructor really likes you. If you take him as your husband to a class reunion, it would be like stepping on chewing gum. If you want to get rid of him in the future, it will be troublesome. And Chu Ge, don't you ignore others? If you go to him now, you will just let the tiger go back to the mountain, be careful not to eat it in the future."
"Then what should I do? Is there any man who can be both handsome and can be thrown away after I use it?" asked Hawaii.
"You are so stupid," Yoon Eun-hye smiled, "Of course it's Qiao Xu!"
"He?" Hawaii may not be able to shake the shadow of kissing him at Qiao Xu's house that night, and he didn't know if it was appropriate to do so. "But it was indeed a bit embarrassing that night. Will it be even more embarrassing to ask him for help now?"
"He didn't take this seriously. Why are you nervous? Did you become lustful to Qiao Xu that night?" Yoon Eun-hye laughed.
"Well, I admit I can't resist his lips. He's really good at kissing. Benefits. Why do many perfect men don't like women?"
Yoon Eun-hye smiled and said, “Ask less why, and ask more handsome guys if they are gay.
Don’t regard Qiao Xu’s situation as a common fact. Just look at his rival. There are ugly men in gay!
If Qiao Xu's love rival is a straight man, he may not even want it to be a woman, and he doesn't know what kind of nerves Wang Xianyang is, so he will easily give up Qiao Xu."
"Then do you think if I took Qiao Xu to the class reunion, would it be envious of others?"
Ou Youjia smiled and said, "It is certainly true. As long as you don't have the dishes he likes among your male classmates, otherwise he will keep staring at other men, and that's not a shame."
In this way, Hawaii decided to take Qiao Xu to the class reunion next week, and then cut off these married women who were jealous of their marriages!
【Everyone has a Mr. X】
Before finding Qiao Xu in Hawaii, a grand gathering had already started somewhere in Pudong, a390 New Year's Eve theme event.
Qiao Xu finally forgot the pain of breaking up love and devoted himself to the endless nightlife because he was in the stage of treating sequelae of love, and the medicine he had hidden for everyone to know about.
Just last week, after Yoon Eun Hye moved home from Xiao Yong, she called Qiao Xu to apologize: "I'm sorry, the alcohol effect that night, I lost my mind, I shouldn't have fired you."
Qiao Xu said kindly on the phone: "It's all over, so I want to know how Xiao Yong knows where I live?"
Yoon Eun Hye told him about the couple’s phone, and he smiled on the phone: “I didn’t expect him to be so nervous about you?”
Yoon Eun Hye said: "This is not nervous, this is simply house arrest, but I have moved back now. Otherwise, you can come to my house to accompany me for the New Year's Eve this week."
"No, I won't come after the New Year's Eve of a390."
"Who is Mr. X? My new boyfriend?"
"Mr. x is an old **** of mine." Qiao Xu said casually.
“What is an old ****?”
"It's the **** I've known each time I've been in love, fixed! Every time I break up, I'll go to find this person. This is my private item. I find that every time I finish sleeping with Mr. X, I will find a new relationship again. I think it's very magical. Do you have such a hidden person in your life?"
Yoon Eun Hye thought, as if not, she said, "I'm not that relaxed. How could I have such a person?"
"I don't mean completely sex. Do you have a man? When you are heartbroken or lonely, when you see him, you will immediately forget the person who makes you sad. You feel that you have no love and are actually the feeling of someone's love. The warmth this person gives you is more than the comfort and advice of any best friend."
"There is this, maybe it's Wang Hao."
"Oh, it's a pity that such a person will never become your lover..." Qiao Xu said in a somewhat disappointed tone.
"Why? Maybe you can develop a romantic relationship with you, Mr. X."
"No, feelings are particularly dangerous. Sometimes, as long as two people talk about feelings, they will definitely collapse!"
"I feel the same way," Yoon Eun Hye was a little disappointed. Since she moved home, she didn't know how to face Xiao Yong. She hadn't seen him for a week, and they returned to the previous awkward conversation stage. "Do you think Xiao Yong and I are inappropriate?"
"Enhance, in fact, each of us has set up characters. Once these characters are disrupted, the world will inevitably be in chaos. I don't know what role Xiao Yong is for you, or you can look at him everywhere with the mentality of a friend."
"Then the Mr. X you mentioned really can't develop a lover with you?"
“Maybe it’s a bit exaggerated to say that, but think about it carefully.
If I get along with this person, I will wonder if he had many '****' like me before, and I will think that this man is very casual, just to have fun and treat his feelings perfunctorily, which is absolutely unreliable.
But we maintain our current relationship and at least someone will accompany me when I am in love."
"Yes, Xiao Yong was indeed the savior of my ex, but when I fell in love with him, everything was different."
"Emotions are food. Good food can nourish the body, while bad foods can damage the stomach.
And emotional sex is a good medicine, which can cure you when you take a bad stomach and get sick.
But if the disease is cured, who will still get nervous and take medicine every day?”
"What do you mean is that I have started to swallow Xiao Yong's medicine every day, and it has begun to have a toxic attack?"
Chapter completed!