In special circumstances, you have to find a way to win!

Lu Yun's small show of skill successfully diluted the dissatisfaction of these students, making them feel that tonight's time was well spent, and the resentment in their hearts naturally disappeared.

But there are always one or two exceptions.

For example, the hedgehog-headed man probably liked the limelight too much. When he saw everyone showing admiration for Lu Yun, he immediately felt unhappy. He snorted loudly and said, "What the hell? Are you here to teach Chinese medicine or to do acrobatics?"

Yes, if you are here to perform acrobatics, I think you should go to the circus instead of coming here to ruin the atmosphere of our school!"

His voice was very loud, and after he roared, the whole classroom fell silent for a moment.

But this time, most of the students had already looked at the hedgehog-headed man with the same look they originally looked at Lu Yun.

This is just like a group of people singing in a KTV. We all sing high-spirited songs, but the result is a sad and sad song. Isn’t this a disappointment?

"This classmate, could you please explain clearly why Teacher Lu has ruined the atmosphere of our school?" A classmate said in defense of Lu Yun.

The hedgehog sneered and said: "School is a place for studying. What is the difference between his behavior just now and playing with knives and guns on campus? Isn't this a bad trend?"

"That's right, my boyfriend is right!" Of course the girl in the miniskirt supported her boyfriend and spoke up for the hedgehog.

Several students wanted to help Lu Yun with the theory, but then they heard Lu Yun say: "Classmates, listen to me."

The classroom became quiet again.

Lu Yun looked at the hedgehog with a smile: "I think this classmate is right. I come to school to teach knowledge about traditional Chinese medicine, not to do acrobatics, so let's talk about something related to traditional Chinese medicine... Let's start from

You start!"

Lu Yun pointed at the hedgehog's head and said to himself, "Young man, you seem to have a sense of justice. Let's see how I do it to you."

"What starts with me?"

When the hedgehog saw Lu Yun pointing at him, he was stunned for a moment, with a puzzled look on his face.

Lu Yun said meaningfully: "You are sick."

"..."

What kind of teacher is this? Why are you still scolding me?

Lu Yun continued: "Are you often constipated recently?"

Oh, it turns out it's not a curse.

Only then did everyone realize that the teacher was treating the hedgehog!

But the hedgehog was not happy when he heard this, and said in an unhappy tone: "Don't talk nonsense here, I think you are constipated, I don't know how good my health is!"

When he heard the word 'constipation' just now, his heart skipped a beat, because Lu Yun was indeed right.

But in full public view, he would not admit it, and he was not convinced by Lu Yun in the first place. No matter what Lu Yun said, he would just deny it, just to deliberately embarrass Lu Yun.

Lu Yun did not get angry, but continued to smile and said: "Do you dare to stand up and let me take a look?"

"Stand up, just stand up, I'm afraid you won't!"

The hedgehog asked his girlfriend to move away, but he stood up and looked at Lu Yun provocatively. He didn't believe that Lu Yun could do anything to him.

"I can tell from your face that there is something wrong with your digestive tract. It should be because you eat too much spicy food, which accumulates heat in your intestines and stomach and consumes your intestines, which leads to dryness and loss of moisture in the intestines and frequent constipation."

"You fart-"

Just as the hedgehog was about to retort, Lu Yun quickly stepped forward, pressed an acupoint on his abdomen, and said angrily: "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing, I just help you clear away the pedantic energy in your body. If your body is normal, you will generally not have any symptoms."

A mysterious smile appeared at the corner of Lu Yun's mouth, and after speaking, he took a few steps back without leaving a trace.

The hedgehog still wanted to argue, but in the next second, he suddenly felt his stomach churning, and the gurgling bowel sounds were like thunder on a rainy day, extremely loud.

Immediately afterwards——

puff!

puff!

puff!

The hedgehog's face turned red from suppressing it, and finally he couldn't bear it any longer, and farted three loud and extremely foul-smelling farts in a row.

His girlfriend was sitting, right in front of the hedgehog's butt. These three loud farts instantly shocked her, and she stood up with a pale face. However, because the hedgehog held it in too hard, her lower body was not wet.

When he got angry, he let out a loud belch, and just in time gave his girlfriend a head-on blow.

"Did you fucking mean it... ugh -"

Just as the girl in the miniskirt was about to curse, she already slapped her boyfriend, but before she hit the hedgehog's face, she couldn't help but retched, and hurriedly covered her mouth and nose and ran out of the classroom.

.

moment.

The extremely strong stench, centered on the hedgehog's head, spread like a smoke bomb, scaring several students nearby to the point of rolling to the ground.

"Damn it's poisonous..."

They finally knew why Lu Yun had to take a few steps back just now. Who could withstand such a biological and chemical weapon that could destroy the world?

"Students by the window should open the window for some fresh air. Let's leave the classroom first and come back to the classroom voluntarily after five minutes. If you don't want to listen to my lecture, you don't have to come back."

After Lu Yun finished speaking in a hurry, he rushed out of the classroom first.

"Fuck, this teacher can run faster than a rabbit!"

When the students in the classroom saw that Lu Yun had run away, they immediately covered their noses and rushed to the door. Before leaving, they did not forget to give the hedgehog a fierce look, "Why do you think you are so popular... Damn, I ate shit for dinner."

Right you?

Unbearable!
Chapter completed!