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Chapter 117 The Fool Starts With Mom

He Xiaoman had already sensed it as soon as he returned to his own world, because the bulletin board was always as quiet as a chicken.

She is really stingy, even if she is asked to bring back a bucket of authentic Liulichang Xinyuanzhai sour plum soup. Although it is not appropriate to drink this stuff in the winter, He Xiaoman's home is a high-tech residence, the eternal 22°

.

You can have sour plum soup!

But there really isn't.

That’s fine.

Finally, I got the scales of a little white snake, and it was said that they were the scales of a silver-scaled cockroach. The snake ancestor protected He Xiaoman. He would go to various festivals in the future and he might not know when this thing could save his life!

The New Year is approaching day by day, and the self-cleaning system at home makes my mother quite uncomfortable.

Children, children, don’t be greedy

After Laba, it’s the New Year

How many days should you drink Laba porridge?

Lili Lala twenty-three

Twenty-three sugar melon sticky

Twenty-four house cleaning

Twenty-five making tofu

Twenty-six Stewed Pork

Killing the New Year Rooster on the Twenty-Seventh

Twenty-eight facial hair

Twenty-nine steamed buns

Thirty nights and one night

Dumplings on the first grade of junior high school are served every day

He Xiaoman never understands her mother's expectations for the Chinese New Year, just like she only wants to get home her mother's dumplings that never change.

For the He family, it was a dumpling made from flowing water by relatives and friends.

Her father was quite critical of this at the beginning. As his business grew bigger and bigger, the food cooked by her mother became less and less popular. Later, he simply arranged all the meals in hotels, karaoke bars, and bathhouses.

Center, anyway, his uncle is rich. Even if he wants to set up a table in the public toilet, he will have to have his younger brother Ma Zi saddle up and help him with the work.

As soon as the 20th day of the lunar calendar passed, my mother started to talk about the New Year's Eve.

On the twenty-third day, my mother will definitely go to the street to buy sesame candied melons and distribute them to all the family members.

Grandma's gums have begun to recede as she gets older. Her teeth will feel uncomfortable if she eats something that is too sweet or too cold, so she can only eat it with her eyes.

Mom still bought a lot as she did in previous years, and she didn't like sweet things, so He Xiaoman and Yu Min, who looked stunned, both got a plate of sesame candied melon.

"Twenty-three, the sugar melon is sticky. The Stove Lord will go to heaven. Sticking his mouth will sweeten our hearts, and it will be sweet for a year."

According to the rules passed down from my grandmother's family, starting from the 23rd day, it is no longer popular to spank or cry children in the family, because it is the end of the twelfth lunar month and counting of years has begun, and it is unlucky for someone to cry at the beginning and end of the year.

During this period, Yu Min especially loved going downstairs to be with them. She didn't know whether it was because everything was filled with the flavor of the New Year and she felt lonely, or because they had been living together for a long time and she began to gradually integrate into the family.

She felt that everything her mother was talking about was very fresh, because Yu Min had always been with her grandma, and the grandma who was busy working hard for life probably had no time to talk to Yu Min about "Twenty-Three Tanggua Sticky".

However, twenty-three and twenty-four had not finished eating the sugar melons, and the sugar had turned into a sticky mess on the plate. He Xiaoman thought to himself, it is a good thing this is a high-tech residence, otherwise washing the dishes would be a headache for her mother.

My mother also started her annual nagging as usual: "You young people have never suffered. You don't like to eat a pack of dumplings. You don't like to eat a pack of dumplings. When I was a child, I couldn't eat dumplings once a year. I only ate them once in a while."

You can sustain yourself by eating rice, meat or vegetables. At that time, you could make some meat oil, sprinkle a few drops of soy sauce, and mix some rice with it. That was called improving your life, but it’s not like now, where you are not allowed to eat leftovers at all times.

Nitrous acid causes cancer, and it also causes anorexia. I think you are just a little hungry."

Zhang Caihua, who entered the Chinese New Year program strictly according to the songs, was neatly dressed, with an ancient white nurse's hat on her head, and a tattered dress that she didn't know she bought in AD, with sleeves tied around her waist.

I was wearing an apron and holding a clean rag in my hand. When I rolled up my sleeves and prepared to clean, I realized that there was not even a speck of dust in my house, let alone cobwebs.

This is embarrassing.

Grandma was sitting on the kang, Yu Min and He Xiaoman. They were all dragged by their mother to undergo labor reform.

It turned out there was no work to do.

"I originally wanted to take you for a year-end cleaning."

No, you don't want to.

In fact, everyone understands that mom just wants to have fun. Yu Min is now four months pregnant, who dares to let her work!

Yu Min had a delicate mind and had long realized that there was something fishy about this house. She glanced at He Xiaoman furtively and smiled meaningfully.

He Xiaoman didn't care and pointed at her slightly bulging belly.

You already have ulterior motives, so why don't I be different?

There is no room for general cleaning. My mother decided to take them shopping tomorrow to buy new year goods. They will wait until the end of the year before going out to buy. The only large farmer's market in the town can be crowded with people, such as Chinese paintings, rice, soybean oil, Spring Festival couplets, lanterns and firecrackers.

If they don't go rancid or smelly, they buy them in advance. If they can't keep them and still have to buy them, such as leeks and seafood, they can just buy them temporarily.

He Xiaoman fooled Zhang Caihua: "No, don't I have a storage room in this house? It's better than a refrigerator. Normal vegetables and fresh fruits can be kept for ten and a half months, just like when you bought them new."

Zhang Caihua didn't believe it: "Just brag to me. Anyway, I won't beat you if you know I'm your mother."

"Really, haven't you seen that my house is divided into three rooms? This is based on the principle of the golden section of the pyramid plus and minus entropy technology, so we set up the best place to keep fresh as a storage room."

There are some things that my mother will notice sooner or later. Since there is a ghost king in this world, and there are extraordinary humans like the owner of the Land Cruiser who can instantly spot a wave of waves, He Xiaoman feels that his world will not be too peaceful in the future.

There are many things that she can't tell her mother completely, such as that she goes out from time to time to do various tasks that may be dangerous. However, Zhang Caihua's daughter is not an ordinary person, so she can still let her mother understand little by little.

"What is division and what is entropy?" I don't understand. Zhang Caihua has mosquito-repellent incense eyes. What is this my daughter is talking about? Are you bragging to her?

"Entropy increase is a very hopeless topic. I told you that you don't understand it. In fact, I don't understand it either. In short, entropy is a very bad thing. For example, the dust in our house is entropy. If it increases, you will lose it.

Stop cleaning and tidy up, so the increase in entropy is a bad thing, and the decrease in entropy is a good thing. The person who helps me repair the house is an expert, and he can figure out how to slow down the increase in entropy."

"Oh~, no wonder there are no dust spider webs in our house. Is it because of entropy?"

"That's right." He Xiaoman said seriously: "The master is planning to apply for a patent, so he doesn't want many people to know about it, so just know it in your heart. Our house is a priceless treasure, and we can't sell it no matter how much money we give."
Chapter completed!
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