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Chapter 144 What do you think I look like

The White Tiger Immortal was also made happy by Shanshan. After drinking a few cans of beer, he looked a little giddy.

After burping from wine, the White Tiger Mountain God pulled Shanshan to brag: "Don't look at it, I'm just a little mountain god now, I'm telling you, I'm in the sky, and all the four heavenly kings and twenty-eight stars will bow to me when they see me.

Kowtow! I am not an official, but I don’t want to be an official!

My dream is to be a free and easy loose immortal in the human world! If you want to say why I came to this poor place to be a mountain god, it is not because I played mahjong with the Antarctic Immortal, Fu Xingye and Lu Xingguan some time ago.

, they tricked me and said that whoever loses will go to the human world and be a mountain god for a hundred years.

I thought this punishment was quite interesting at first, so I agreed, but in the end I was tricked by the three of them! Later I found out that there is a mountain god in the world, and all the mountain gods who went to that mountain have never lived.

A thousand years.

Those dogs in the sky were afraid that they would be killed, so no one filled the vacancy of the Mountain God. The Emperor of Heaven issued a message. If no one is willing to take up the post in the mortal world within three days, Lu Xingguan will be disturbed in the heaven.

The shit stick kicked down the mountain god's position at the top of the mortal world.

No, Official Lu Xing was afraid, so he found me as a scapegoat, and I was fooled by the three of them!"

Shanshan took a sip of beer and asked in surprise: "Why should Guan Luxing be kicked down? Why is Guan Luxing a troublemaker in the heavens?"

Bai Hu slapped Shanshan on the shoulder, "Daughter, you don't know, Lu Xingguan is a young man who just took office. He spends all day doing nothing, either pulling on the red thread of the God of Marriage, or touching the Supreme Elder.

Your dog’s ass.

Last time I went to peek at the fairies taking a bath, but ended up bumping into the wife of the Emperor of Heaven, who hung her upside down from the South Gate for three days. There was a general meeting in the heaven, and all the gods were preparing to be criticized. He stood behind others and played with fire. As a result,

He set his robe on fire.

The victim transformed into his original shape on the spot and flopped around in the Lingxiao Palace for three times before he stopped, almost accidentally injuring the Emperor of Heaven."

"Is he so unconventional? Can such a person be a god?" Shanshan exclaimed.

Baihu held his chin helplessly: "Who told me that someone has a big background? They say they are not enlightened. There is no comparison, they have that fate. The selection of gods in heaven is not random, there is always God's reason...

Oh, when we came here, Taishang Laojun told me something. He said that there is a particularly powerful local snake here. He is a dragon. The believers call him the Dragon King. His ability should not be underestimated. Please tell me.

As soon as I came back, I hurried to pay him a visit.

You said, I am a true god, why am I still afraid of a dragon demon? But, then again, someone else came to this place first... Now that we are on the territory that someone occupied first, we should find an opportunity to meet them.

.

If we can get along, it will be great and we can barely coexist for a hundred years. After all, as the saying goes, a strong dragon cannot overwhelm a local snake!"

"Dragon, snake?" I was stunned, and so was Dahei.

Only Shanshan, the heartless one, was still curious and asked: "Shouldn't the dragon be a rare species? Why..."

He hesitated and looked at Xuan Ye, "You gave me the feeling of running around?"

The white tiger updated and took a breath: "Hiss, the dragon species is indeed very rare in the mortal world. Dragons are social animals, and most of them live in the sea. Only a few dragons will come out of the sea and live in the human world, or in a circle.

The earth is king, or you can live incognito.

The one who is the king of the enclosure is regarded as a god, and mortals cannot see him. The one who is anonymous, even if you can see him, you will not recognize him as a dragon.

A dragon like Xiao Xuanzi is a dragon who lives anonymously in the human world. He does not cause trouble. Except for those closest to him, others cannot notice his existence at all, and his whereabouts and identity are even less likely to be leaked.

And the dragon that Lao Jun mentioned is the king of the enclosure, relying on human incense for worship. Usually this kind of dragon is domineering, powerful, possessive and unreasonable, and can be harsh with words, and often fights to the death.

Li Gan, there are only two ways to get along with him, either to surrender to him or not to offend him!"

He is domineering and strong, possessive and unreasonable, talks harshly, and fights to the death...

Dahei, Song Shanshan and I all set our sights on Xuan Ye...

I swallowed silently, hmm...it seems that's really what happened.

The White Tiger Immortal was still kept in the dark at this moment, so he waved his hand and said casually: "In short, compared with my little Xuanzi, he is much more annoying. My little Xuanzi was a little more annoying when he was a child, but he has a better temperament when he grows up.



If he hadn't encountered so many changes, he wouldn't have become so indifferent and sullen as he is now."

Will your temperament be better when you grow up...?

I smiled dryly, holding the chopsticks to pick up the fish in the bowl, "Um, Mr. White Tiger Mountain God, do you think there is a possibility that there is a dragon that belongs to both the former and the latter."

Dahei smashed his words: "He is a king in the human world, and he lives a steady life incognito in the human world."

Bai Hu frowned: "There are all kinds of wonders in the world... maybe there really is such a perverted dragon!"

Xuan Ye's face suddenly darkened.

Dahei burst out laughing, squatting on a high stool and giggling non-stop.

Shanshan looked at Dahei a little confused, rubbed Dahei's head and asked curiously: "What happened to this fox today... Look, even the fox finds your words funny!"

I also lowered my head and tried to suppress my laughter, picked up the fish and stuffed it into my mouth, pretending to be calm.

After Dahei laughed enough, he stepped on the bench with his two front paws, using the action of a cat stepping on breasts to look cute: "Master Tiger... Do you think there is another possibility, the Dragon King... is that pervert?

Dragon?"

"Dragon Prince..." Bai Hu was stunned. After repeating the three words "Dragon Prince", he realized something was wrong. He glanced at Xuan Ye in confusion, and then asked Dahei, "Which one, Dragon Prince?"

Dahei smiled obscenely: "What kind of Dragon Prince can there be? We only worship one Dragon Prince within a radius of nine thousand miles."

"Then you were called Xiao Xuanzi Dragon Prince before..." Bai Hu said this excitedly, and suddenly stopped, as if he suddenly realized something. He opened his eyes wide and immediately cast his surprised gaze on Xuan Ye: "You can't be what Lao Jun said.

That local snake that is not easy to mess with... the dragon demon!"

He continued to ask worriedly: "When did you become a monster?! You have been protecting this land for thousands of years? When did you... come back to life! After hiding in the human world for so many years,

You are all, how did you survive..."

Xuan Ye took a sip of the shrimp soup and said perfunctorily without changing his expression: "It's a long story, so there's no need to repeat it to you. I don't mean to be what you call a local snake, I don't lack what they have.

worship."

"Of course I understand you. Neither you nor I are people who rely on offerings to practice. I am just curious... what have you experienced in these years. Since you don't want to tell me, I won't ask.

Already."

Bai Hu flattened the finished beer can with one palm, threw it aside skillfully, and opened another bottle.

Xuan Ye glanced at him with his peripheral vision and asked coldly: "Heaven, have you discovered my existence?"

"That's not true. It's just that your influence is too great. The heavens thought you were just an ordinary dragon demon. Seeing that you were not causing trouble and were well supported and loved by the local demons and immortals, they did not order a thorough investigation of you.

I have no identity, and I have not sent an envoy to monitor your every move."

Bai Hu raised his head and took another full sip of wine. Bai Hu smiled to himself: "You think it's ridiculous or not? Before I went down to earth, I gave me a few words of caution.

He said that you want me to secretly help you and pay more attention to you. If you are really as good as the local God of Kitchen and Earth, a good demon who is kind-hearted and responsive to all requests, then please ask me to take action and transform you into an immortal. It is considered as the heaven has been blessing you for many years.

The praise of thousands of living beings in this area.”

"Praise?" Xuan Ye snorted disdainfully: "I'm afraid I will disappoint them. Bai Yu, you still have a chance to avenge that person. As long as you tell Tianjie my true identity, I will

Someone will do it for you from time to time."

"Tell the Heaven Realm?" Bai Yu's face turned red after drinking, his eyes were cloudy, and he said funnyly: "I have no mana at all now! It's difficult to even go to the shrine to take up my post. How do you expect me to climb back to the sky to pay tribute to those people?"

Are people snitching?"

"Xuan Ye, Xuan Ye, you never know that the person you are talking about will protect you until your death... She was afraid that you and I would turn against each other, so she cast this spell before she died."

Lowering his head and smiling bitterly, Bai Hu pinched Xuan Ye's shoulders and sighed through his drunkenness: "That's all, let the past be buried in the torrent of time. Little Xuanzi, if you live again in this life, you will definitely

Cherish the people around you and be nice to your wife...

The feeling of losing the person you love most is so painful!”

Xuan Ye wanted to brush him away in disgust, but when he raised his hand halfway, he hesitated.

I was lying on the big table eating fish and looking at the two brothers incomprehensively...

The White Tiger Mountain God seems to be a fairy with stories.

Who is the person he loves the most and cares about the most?

Xuan Ye's past sounds really more and more complicated now.

After lunch, I sent them all back to their houses to rest, and I went to the kitchen alone with the dishes and chopsticks piled high.

After struggling for half an hour, I cleaned the dishes and put them into categories in the cupboard.

I wiped my hands and went out of the kitchen to collect my clothes. Two skirts were put on my arms. I lowered my head and saw a cute little golden girl standing under the white clothes——

The little cutie looked at me curiously with two round black eyes. Seeing me squatting down to approach it, it happily wagged its tail at me.

"It's you, little one! You actually found this place." I boldly touched its little head twice, and it narrowed its eyes, a little happy, and took the initiative to rub its head against my palm like a kitten.

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I carefully observed its shoulder and found that the wound on its shoulder had scabbed over, so I felt relieved: "I don't have any wound disinfectant that animals can use here. There is some for human use, but I don't know what you are doing."

Can it be used?

Does your injury still hurt? Otherwise, I'll go out in the afternoon and buy some disinfectant you can use. Come back in the evening and I'll apply some medicine on you, so your injury will heal faster."

The little cutie seemed to be able to understand human speech. She shook her head at me obediently. She also held her paws and lifted her injured shoulder and moved it twice to show me. It should be telling me that it no longer hurts and the wound is not serious.

It's in the way.

"Are you hungry? Do you want to eat meat? There are two pieces of chicken wings in the kitchen. I'll bring them over to fill your stomach." I patted its head distressedly and stood up to find something to eat for it.

However, as soon as I turned around and took two steps back, I suddenly felt something tugging at the hem of my skirt.

When I looked back, I saw that the little guy grabbed the corner of my clothes and stared at me eagerly, not allowing me to leave.

"What's wrong with you?" I asked it gently.
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