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Chapter 146 Get rid of the snake

I was deeply skeptical: "Really? How can you be so experienced without a teacher? I can see that your technique is not unfamiliar at all."

"After a man gets married, he usually learns many things without a teacher... What's more, it's not just once or twice for me and my wife. In the first few days, you and I were lingering in our dreams every night..."

Before he could finish his words with a cheerful look on his face, I slapped him on the mouth. I was so ashamed that I interrupted and threatened: "If you say anything again, I will throw you out! From now on, you will accompany your senior brother.

Go to sleep!”

He narrowed his eyes, smiled, nodded obediently, and obeyed my wishes.

Later, I took my hand off his mouth and continued to turn over and go to sleep.

Taking a lunch break in the summer is a very comfortable thing...it’s even more comfortable if you have someone to accompany you!

——

I rested happily at home for three days. During these three days, I learned to sleep in, Xuan Ye learned to shop online, Dahei and Baihu learned to fish for shrimps, and Shanshan learned how to make a qualified green tea——

At noon, I brought several cups of watermelon juice to Shanshan Bai Yu, who was happily playing Landlord in the living room on the first floor, and to Bai Yu's clone, Da Hei, who was watching the battle excitedly.

"Green tea in the eyes of women is the weak, cute and helpless good sister in the eyes of men. You can hate green tea, but you have to learn from green tea in front of men.

As you said, didn't your brother yell at you for other green tea women before? This is true even for relatives, let alone your boyfriend who has only been with you for a few months..."

Bai Yu seemed to be very experienced in talking to Shanshan, while playing cards to block Shanshan's way: "Shunzi!"

"No!" Shanshan held the cards and touched her chin melancholy, "I think I have learned the green tea tricks to a proficiency now, so it should be no problem... You think so, Brother Bai Yu."

Shanshan deliberately pinched her throat and called the silver-haired man.

The silver-haired man nodded helpfully: "Yes, yes, that's the feeling, that's the smell of tea. If you use this trick against your boyfriend, your boyfriend will definitely be stunned on the spot."

"What's the use of being weak? I didn't learn it for him!"

"Ah? If you didn't learn it for your boyfriend, then who did you learn it for?"

"For my brother..." When Shanshan said this, she suddenly paused.

He seemed to have remembered something, and then he immediately stopped being angry and threw out a card with great resentment: "Not for anyone, but for myself! Recently, I have been drinking green tea, and I always bump into those little guys.

Witch! Let me learn from the experience and learn some practical things to ward off evil spirits!"

I put the watermelon juice in Shanshan's hand, "I think it's not you who committed the crime of green tea, but someone who committed the crime of peach blossom!"

Shanshan let out a long and depressed sigh, took a sip of watermelon juice, turned her head and smiled at me seductively, and asked me: "Sister Ranran, do you think I look like green tea now? Huh?"

After saying that, he even winked at me...

I was so excited that I didn't dare to compliment him and smiled dryly: "Haha, like, like a goblin."

"Ouch, it's disgusting. Brother Bai Yu, look at her——"

Bai Yu looked like she was watching a good show. She took the watermelon juice from my hand and kept praising her in a deliberately bad way: "It looks like it, it really looks like it. My heart melted when I shouted brother."

Dahei beside him rolled his eyes silently.

Bai Yu calmed down, and whistled at Shanshan without taking it too seriously, telling her to look behind me: "The goal of practice is here, success or failure depends on this one move, let's go!"

Shanshan hesitated: "Can he do it?"

Bai Yu beat her chest firmly: "Go, don't worry, I will take care of everything!"

So Shanshan gained courage from him and nodded confidently, "Yeah!"

He stood up, moved with small steps like a little duck, and trotted all the way to Xuan Ye who had just come downstairs. He rushed up and shouted sweetly: "Brother Xuan Ye, good morning, have you slept well? Are you thirsty?"

,Brother, do you want to..."

Xuan Ye's face turned dark: "Get out!"

"Okay brother!"

The last brother's shout sounded like Zhang Fei, the three sworn brothers in Taoyuan...

Seeing Shanshan being driven back in disgrace, I couldn't help but sit down on the ground and laugh out loud.

Shanshan Guofeng sat back on the sofa, scratching her long hair in embarrassment, her lips pursed as she was about to cry without tears: "Oh my god, he is so fierce! The way he acted just now was like he wanted to slap me to death, Bai Yu, you are hurting me!"

I was lying on the table laughing until my stomach ached, "Hahahaha, you two are so wicked...Hahaha!"

Bai Yu yawned, stretched again, turned around and said to Xuan Ye seriously: "Look at you, you really have no eyesight! At least cooperate with this girl. Your reaction like this will hit others hard!"

Xuan Ye came over with a sword and gouged him out.

Shanshan immediately raised her hand to retort: ​​"Oh no! His reaction is normal! If he cooperates with me... I will feel that he is holding something evil in his heart, and I probably won't survive tonight."

Daheiwo was wagging his tail proudly on the sofa: "You know him!"

Bai Yu leaned back and clicked his tongue to tease Xuan Ye: "Hey, look at your character and your image in other people's minds. It's terrible! How come you haven't learned to be a human being after so many years in the world?"

"Don't you think you're a little too worried now?" Xuan Ye retorted, walked behind me, and helped me up from the ground, "The ground is cold, don't sit on the ground, it will hurt your back."

Bai Yu pulled out a card and played it out, and teased Xuan Ye with a smile: "Okay, you, although you haven't learned how to be a human being, you have really learned a lot of bad things about human beings. My eldest brother is my father, so I should worry about you.

of!

Hey, can you please stop treating me differently? Why do you treat your wife so kindly, but treat us with an ice face, as if someone owes you eight million? That's why you are so unlovable, so cold-blooded.

Not like a dragon demon, but more like a snake demon."

"My wife is my life, and there is no comparison with you." Xuan Ye took me to sit down on the sofa and tidied my hair behind my shoulders when he had nothing to do. "Speaking of the snake demon, have you seen him?"

Bai Yu nodded casually: "Well, he seems to be targeting Ranran. Pay more attention, find a time as soon as possible, deal with him, and take back your things from him."

"I know, the Japanese will take action after a while."

I didn't understand what they were saying, so I tilted my head and leaned on Xuan Ye's shoulder and asked him: "What snake demon? Why are you targeting me?"

Xuan Ye carefully squeezed my shoulders, thought for a while, and replied: "Nothing, just an insignificant monster. Xiaoran, you have to remember your blood to kill monsters. If you meet a monster outside,

I happen to not be with you, please remember not to show mercy.

But any evildoer who has murderous intentions towards people is not a kind person. By killing him, you are eliminating harm and accumulating merit for the people."

I nodded: "I remember."

Song Shanshan listened to our conversation and asked a very tricky question with her hands on her chin: "I have never quite understood why Ranran's blood can kill demons and ghosts, why Ranran's eyes can see dirty things and can channel spirits.

Is it possible that Ranran is not a human being?"

At first, I had almost forgotten that I was so different from ordinary people. When Shanshan asked, I suddenly wanted to know the answer.

"Yes, why can my blood kill demons and ghosts? I remember when Shanshan and I went to see the evil sorcerer a few months ago, the seer once said that I was the reincarnation of a spiritual cultivator. What is a spiritual cultivator?"

I leaned in Xuan Ye's arms and asked him eagerly.

After hearing this question, Bai Yu silently put away the cards in his hand...

Xuan Ye frowned and thought for a moment, then said: "Madam, she does have a lot of spiritual energy, which is different from ordinary people. Spiritual practitioners refer to capable people who practiced spiritual power in ancient times, but Madam, she is not a spiritual practitioner.

There is fairy energy in Madam...but this immortal energy is not very pure. What caused Madam to become different from ordinary people is not important. What is important is that Madam is still Madam."

This explanation makes me dizzy.

Bai Yu glanced meaningfully at Xuan Ye, was stunned, and said perfunctorily: "Ranran is a member of the Miao Wu tribe. There are many weird things in this tribe's original bloodline. The Miao Wu tribe is good at using Gu Tong.

Ling, Ranran can see dirty things because of his living environment."

"Is that so?" Shanshan seemed to believe it.

However, he could deceive Shanshan carelessly, but he couldn't deceive me.

Because I always remember that I am not a Miaowu, or even a Miao.

I don’t have the butterfly mark of the Miao tribe on my body, I am a pure ordinary person...

But there is no point in worrying about this now.

After all, it’s not time for me to be alive anymore.

While I was melancholy, the cell phone in my pocket rang.

I took it out and looked at the caller ID, and it turned out to be Mrs. Bai...

I walked out of the busy living room and went to the courtyard under the shade of the almond tree to answer the phone.

"Hello, Mrs. Bai?"

"Look at the door."

I looked up at the gate in confusion, and sure enough I saw an elegant woman wearing a white loose dress standing in the scorching sun, holding a handbag made of pearls, and greeted me with gentle eyes.

wave.

"Mrs. Bai, why did you come here? It's hot outside, why don't you go in and sit down?" I ran over and said anxiously.

Mrs. Bai took my hand and smiled affectionately: "I won't go in. I just saw someone in your house, so I won't go in and disturb you. It's not a big deal if I come to see you. I'll leave after I finish talking."

"But it's hot outside..."

The temperature is thirty-eight degrees.

"It's okay, it's okay to dry yourself out in the sun. It's not convenient for your legs and feet to be stuck in the air-conditioned room all day." Mrs. Bai raised her hand to push away the sweaty hair from my forehead, looked at me lovingly and smiled: "

Look at your small body, you need to take a lot of supplements, and your head will be sweating after you come out. This is a sign of physical weakness."

I sighed helplessly: "Hey, don't talk about it. In the summer, you have to live in an air-conditioned room, otherwise the sun will be really uncomfortable and make you dizzy. I was not so afraid of heat when I was a child. Even as an adult, I know that there are still people in this world.

Air conditioning is such a good thing. Once you taste the sweetness, you become dependent on it."

"When you were a kid at home, did someone fan you when you were sleeping?" she asked softly.

I shook my head: "My mother-in-law is getting older, so I still have to fan my sister."

"What a sensible child. The more I look at him, the more I like him." She held my hand and asked me with concern: "Is there no follow-up to your sister's incident? If the Zhang family dares to trouble you again, tell me.

, I’ll take care of them.”

I said happily: "No, the Zhang family has not contacted me since we broke up on bad terms that day. The two elders of the Xu family are also very reasonable, and they tell the truth and don't cause any trouble for me and my sister."

"The Xu family is a literary family. A gentleman can never catch up with his horse. I'm not worried about them. It's just the woman named Feng. I'm afraid that she will never be finished. Since you said everything started well and ended well, then I have nothing to worry about.
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