Chapter 17 Sleeping in the same bed
"Puff puff......."
The familiar sound of gas, the familiar ringing sound, but the difference is that the person producing the gas is different this time.
Xiao Sanlang kept his bent posture and was messy in the wind.
This...why is there no seam on the ground?
He had never longed for a crack in the ground as much as he did now!
After a long while, the connection sound finally stopped.
From his hair to his toes, Xiao Sanlang looked embarrassed.
"Accident, I said it was all an accident, do you believe it?"
Su Yue smiled and nodded seriously: "Yes, I believe it. When people eat whole grains, this is a normal form of exhaust. I understand."
So familiar.
Xiao Sanlang's ears turned red as he rushed out of the door.
Su Yue couldn't help but shake her shoulders. She wanted to laugh so much, but it was very hard to endure it.
However... Xiao Sanlang only had flatulence after taking pure orchid herbal dew, and there seemed to be no signs of diarrhea.
It seems that everyone's body constitution is different, and the performance after taking Pure Orchid Lotion is not exactly the same.
...
Xiao Sanlang stood at the door of his room, looking at the dilapidated door that fell to the ground, and finally understood what it meant that the door had its own thoughts.
His room cannot be occupied tonight.
Xiao Sanlang rubbed his face and calmed down in the cold wind for a while, then returned to Su Yue's room holding his and Brother Yu's quilt.
Fortunately, Su Yue had already laid down on the side and seemed to have fallen asleep. Brother Yu was sleeping in the middle.
The embarrassment in Xiao Sanlang's heart was relieved a lot.
The room fell into darkness, and it was so quiet that only each other's breathing could be heard.
He got on the bed quietly and turned out the light.
Xiao Sanlang couldn't help turning his head to look at Su Yue.
Su Yue's face could not be seen clearly in the darkness, only her thick outline could be vaguely seen.
After more than four years of marriage, apart from the first day of marriage, this was the first time he and Su Yue slept in the same bed.
It doesn't seem to be as unbearable as imagined.
Xiao Sanlang raised the corners of his mouth slightly and closed his eyes.
Su Yue slowly opened her eyes when she heard Xiao Sanlang breathing evenly.
It was the first time in her two lives that she slept with a man... no, two men.
There is a little man sandwiched in the middle.
In her previous life, she was the eldest sister of the secret agent organization of Planet M. Although she fell in love with the looks of many handsome guys in the organization, she always teased them and teased them secretly, but she never took the initiative to do so.
What.
Taking the initiative to kiss Xiao Sanlang for Lan Cao Lu, she had already exceeded her previous limits.
But Xiao Sanlang is the ceiling of the handsome guy world that she has seen. Well, the feeling of sleeping in the same bed... seems not bad either.
Apart from......
Su Yue couldn't bear it and pressed the little foot that Brother Yu kicked again.
The little guy was really dishonest when sleeping, and he kicked her twice in a short while.
She held Brother Yu in her arms and happily went to play chess with Duke Zhou.
...
The next morning, Brother Yu was the first to wake up.
He opened his eyes and found himself lying in a warm and fragrant embrace. He rubbed his eyes drowsily, raised his head with difficulty, and saw Su Yue's face clearly.
Brother Yu was startled.
Why did the bad woman come to his bed in the middle of the night? The bad woman didn't hit him in the middle of the night, right?
No, this is a bed for bad women.
Why did he go to the bed of a bad woman in the middle of the night?
Brother Yu's face changed, and he decided to run away before the bad woman woke up.
Brother Yu carefully prepared to get out of Su Yue's arms, but turned around and saw Xiao Sanlang.
Huh? Why is dad here too?
He blinked his big eyes. Is this what the children in the village said about father and mother sleeping in the same bed?
The bad woman is his mother.
Realizing that he had admitted the status of a bad woman in his heart, Brother Yu had a serious look on his face and was about to crawl out.
A big hand pushed him back, and Su Yue yawned, "Don't disturb my sleep. I'll throw you down if you mess around again."
Brother Yu: "......"
Bad women have really bad mouths.
He nestled into Su Yue's arms again, and the warm and sweet fragrance hit him, making him feel sleepy again.
Is this what it feels like to sleep with your mother in your arms?
...
As an agent, Su Yue's biological clock is very alert. Although she went to bed late, she still woke up at dawn.
She gently got out of bed and washed up. She went to the kitchen to mix the noodles. She made hand-rolled noodles and prepared to cook noodles with bone soup for a while.
Xiao Sanlang stooped and entered the kitchen. His tall figure suddenly made the kitchen look a little cramped.
He watched Su Yue cut the noodles neatly, paused, and whispered: "I'll light the fire."
Su Yue hummed, a flash of surprise flashed in her eyes.
I don't know if it was her imagination, but she felt that the tone of Xiao Sanlang's conversation with her seemed to be much gentler.
Well, maybe it's because they have a common secret. After all, they have slept together and passed gas together.
The kitchen was quiet except for the crackling sound of firewood burning on the stove.
Xiao Sanlang looked at the flames dancing on the bottom of the stove, feeling a little lost.
Because when he got up in the morning, he was surprised to find that his right hand was much more flexible than usual.
His right hand is not completely unable to move. On the contrary, it is just inflexible and everything he does is a bit slow.
But when I woke up this morning, my right hand was much more flexible whether I was putting on clothes or shoes.
There is also his right leg. Every time it is cloudy and rainy, the pain in his right leg is unbearable, and the next day it will be so sore that it is difficult to walk, but today he does not feel any soreness at all.
If it weren't for the fact that his right leg was still lame, he would have doubted whether he had been injured.
Xiao Sanlang glanced at Su Yue, who was stirring the bone soup in the pot with a spoon with a calm face, as if he didn't notice that he was sizing her up.
Last night when he was in unbearable pain, he felt that Su Yue had touched his lips and fed him something.
Did she feed herself some magic elixir?
Xiao Sanlang pursed his lips, but did not ask the doubts in his heart.
In the morning, the family of three had noodles, and Xiao Sanlang went out.
While there was no one in the kitchen, Su Yue packed up all the wild boar meat and prepared to sell it in the town.
Xiao Sanlang drove the ox cart into the yard, "I borrowed the ox cart from my fifth uncle's house, and let's go to the town together."
Brother Yu ran over, his eyes bright, "Dad, are we going to town too?"
Xiao Sanlang nodded, laid a layer of straw on the bullock cart, spread the pig skin on top, and came to help Su Yue lift the pork.
Su Yue squinted her eyes and touched her chin, a slight smile appeared in her eyes.
"I can just sell pork by myself. Why don't you... stay at home and repair the door?" She pointed to the door that was still lying on the ground.
Xiao Sanlang was silent for a moment, then walked into the room.
After a while, he walked out, holding a cloth bag in his hand, "Let's go."
Brother Yu cheered and climbed onto the bullock cart on both hands and feet, "We can go to town."
Su Yue picked up his collar and threw him onto the straw of the bullock cart, "Short legs, you crawl too slowly!"
"Short legs will grow up one day, huh!" Brother Yu mustered up the courage to fight back.
"Okay, you dare to talk back. I'll wait for you to grow up." Su Yue chuckled.
Xiao Sanlang locked the courtyard door, Su Yue sat on the left, flicked his whip, and the ox cart slowly started on the road.
Chapter completed!