Chapter 536, wit!
There is always a special quiet before the storm.
Qin Feng and Li Qiuxue looked at each other, with Lin Jing next to them. They looked left and right, their beautiful eyes playful and exciting, as if they were ready to watch a good show.
It's very quiet, so quiet that it feels strange.
The ultimate tranquility is often followed by a storm.
This is not the case.
About ten seconds passed.
Li Qiuxue's rich expression finally stabilized, and she had the same cold and beautiful face again. The voice coming out of her mouth was also unusually cold and angry: "Were you eavesdropping just now?"
"Honey, how can this be considered eavesdropping?" Qin Feng said with a smile: "The sound of your chat is so loud, even a deaf person can hear it, right? And, don't change the subject here deliberately, you have to do it today
Tell me clearly, what was the erotic dream you had last night? Who was the protagonist? If the protagonist is another man, I will never be done with you!"
"Asshole, go to hell!"
Li Qiuxue, who was already full of shame and anger, was immediately detonated when she heard Qin Feng's words. She, who has always been elegant and noble, couldn't hold back on the spot and grabbed the half-eaten sandwich she had just eaten, along with the plate.
Together they smashed towards Qin Feng.
This hit almost killed Qin Feng!
"I'll take it!"
Qin Feng raised his brows, abandoned his hands, and easily grabbed the plate and sandwich, with a proud smile on his face. At the same time, he took a bite of the sandwich that Li Qiuxue had eaten and chewed it with great enjoyment.
The bitch Qin Feng smacked his tongue: "Well, the sandwich my wife has eaten tastes great!"
The two beauties at the table were dumbfounded.
Perverted, right?
Especially Li Qiuxue, looking at the face of such a bitch like Qin Feng, she was even more angry and ashamed. She was so angry that her delicate body trembled and it was difficult to breathe.
The bastard actually ate the food she had eaten before and still tasted it so delicious. This... this was simply blaspheming her in front of her!
"Qin Feng..."
Li Qiuxue's eyes turned red, and with endless shame and anger on her high heels, she rushed in front of Qin Feng, and then stepped down hard.
The sharp heels almost broke through Qin Feng’s leather shoes!
Qin Feng, who was enjoying it so much a second ago, was suddenly stimulated by the sudden stinging sensation. His face turned from delicate to sad, and he looked at Li Qiuxue with disbelief: "Honey, you are so cruel!"
Li Qiuxue's anger continued, and she didn't know whether it was because she was beaten by a ghost or something. She was addicted to violence, so she suddenly raised her knees and hit Qin Feng's crotch.
Qin Feng's eyes widened and veins popped up on his forehead.
Even Lin Jing, who was watching from the side, opened her mouth in surprise. She couldn't believe that Li Qiuxue, who was so violent, could be so brutal and rude.
Young lady, this is your husband. Can this thing be kicked around? If it breaks, who are you going to find to give birth to a monkey?
Qin Feng transformed into a bow-shaped shrimp, holding a plate in one hand and a sandwich in the other. With his legs tightly clamped together, he slowly squatted down, squatting deeper and deeper. He looked at Li Qiuxue with increasingly frightened eyes.
"Wife, you..."
Qin Feng's voice revealed the extreme pain: "Are you crazy? No matter how powerful I am, I'm not made of iron. Your kick will break an iron egg!"
Seeing Qin Feng's ferocious and painful expression, Li Qiuxue's beautiful eyes flashed, her pretty face flushed, and she suddenly felt a little panicked in her heart.
Damn, so impulsive!
It won't be broken, right?
Of course, even if she regretted it in her heart, Li Qiuxue would not say it out loud. At that moment, she pouted her lips arrogantly, looked at Qin Feng and snorted coldly: "Huh, you deserve to be eavesdropped!"
After saying that, Li Qiuxue turned around and went out. It looked like she was leaving in anger, but in fact she was too ashamed and didn't know how to meet people.
Qin Feng fell to the ground in an embarrassed state, looking miserable and painful, and did not get up for a long time.
Lin Jing came back to her senses, hurriedly ran to Qin Feng, observed her carefully, and said with a somewhat unbearable expression: "Oh my god, Qiu Xue is so crazy, Qin Feng, are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital?"
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Qin Feng held his breath and said, "Is my wife gone?" wavv
Lin Jing raised her head and glanced: "Whether she left or not, I guess she regretted it a little now, but that's not important. Your injury is more important right now. Is there anything wrong? You can't resist this kind of injury. If
It leaves a hidden disease that may not be curable even if you try to cure it in the future!"
Lin Jing is really worried about Qin Feng. After all, this aspect is so important to men and can even directly affect the future happiness index of Qin Feng and Li Qiuxue.
"Just leave."
Unexpectedly, Qin Feng's tone suddenly became more relaxed, his painful expression completely disappeared, and his whole body relaxed. While chewing a sandwich, he stood up lively in front of Lin Jing's eyes.
There seems to be no problem with the whole person!
Lin Jing was stunned for a moment: "Here, are you making a mistake? You are such a tough guy?"
"What's the iron egg and the golden egg?" Qin Feng curled his lips and said with disdain: "You don't even know who I am. How can my baby be easily hurt? At the speed of my wife, I'm sleeping
Even if you can react, you still want to kick me, what a dream!"
Lin Jing was stunned for a long time: "Did you just pretend?"
Qin Feng shrugged and didn't answer. He ate his sandwich and took the plate back to the dining table. He picked up the unfinished milk from Li Qiuxue and drank it.
Just kidding, how could Qin Feng, who was born in love with beautiful women, let someone hurt the magic weapon he used to conquer beautiful women? Not even his biological wife!
Lin Jing, on the other hand, took a long time to come back to her senses. She was speechless: "Damn it, Qin Feng, are you right? Are you an actor? What you just acted was too realistic, wasn't it? What are you trying to do?"
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"When it comes to acting, I'm not even half as good as you!" Qin Feng curled his lips and said angrily.
Lin Jing:"……"
I'm speechless. This guy actually still remembers what happened last night. He's so petty!
Qin Feng, on the other hand, simply ignored Lin Jing's last question.
Picture what?
Of course it's not because his wife feels sorry for him, because that kind of feeling is meaningless.
Qin Feng did this just to hide the truth.
Because he knew very clearly that what Li Qiuxue called an erotic dream was not an erotic dream at all. The sound she heard last night came from the balcony of Villa No. 110 next door!
The so-called guilty conscience.
As the main initiator of that turmoil, how could Qin Feng not be afraid? What if Li Qiuxue suddenly woke up while talking and found that it was not a dream, but a real plot from next door... That would be called real suffering!
Therefore, Qin Feng got wise in his haste and forcibly angered Li Qiuxue.
Obviously, his move was very effective. At this time, Li Qiuxue would not think about Chunmeng at all, and she would even be so angry that she forgot about it!
Chapter completed!