"Brother, I heard that there is another disaster relief porridge shed organized by the government in front of me. Each person has a bowl of noodle soup based on the head."

"Okay, big bull, you lead everyone in line." As he said that, he said to Liu Ergou again: "You guys go too."

Since the people from Liujia Village joined in and left, the consumption of food has suddenly increased. Now, there is not much left of food from the male and female.

Fortunately, the closer we are to Luoyang, the more charity and official relief there will be. No matter how much Li Shimin is sitting in the temple, it is impossible for him to do nothing in the face of such a huge disaster.

However, each person can't fill his stomach with a bowl of noodle soup. It's said that half-best and half-best and half-best and half-best and half-best and half-best will take care of him. At most, they can't starve to death when they are all the disaster relief along the way.

After sighing heavily, Qin Hao felt quite powerless. If he couldn't think of any way, he would eat up all the food in his hand.

After lowering his head and thinking for a long time, he finally waited until the long line was his turn. Qin Hao looked up and saw that the one who gave him food was actually a pretty little girl.

The little girl has an oval face, a rather complicated bun, a tassel of a stunning shackle on it, and a gold earring on her ears. She actually has a rich lady who personally provides food for relief.

To be honest, this woman looks just average, and is slightly inferior to Xiaodie and others. However, her sunny smile has a warm heart power. With what she is doing, she feels like she is almost shining.

"Drink slowly, hot." As he said that, the woman gave Qin Hao a large bowl of noodle soup.

This is the first time Qin Hao found that the eldest lady personally provided disaster relief in the disaster relief. Generally speaking, even if the women in the Tang Dynasty have a higher status and do not mind that the females will show up in public, the distance between the delicate nobles and the mud legs is much higher than that in the Ming and Qing Dynasties. When the noble women thrown into the refugee pile, it will inevitably stain their delicate bodies.

This is a charity relief rather than an official relief. In Qin Hao's consciousness, the government should be in the year of great disasters. He also felt that it was right to eat with open stomachs, but when he was eating charity relief, he was full of gratitude.

Seeing that the woman who was providing disaster relief was so gentle, she couldn't help but feel a big favor and praised her sincerely. She was in a good mood and spoke a little playful, saying, "Fairy, you are so beautiful and have such a good heart. Don't go out in the future, otherwise other women will lose confidence. There will definitely be no moon coming out tonight, because the brilliance of the moon has been blocked by you."

The woman was stunned and then burst into laughter. She heard a lot of thanks since the disaster relief, but it was the first time that it was so interesting. Most of the victims who received relief were just a thank you, or crying thank you. There were also people who kowtowed her on the ground. She was not used to it at first, but now she is used to it. Suddenly, when she heard such interesting praises, her stomach hurts so much.

This is the lack of entertainment and culture in ancient times. At most, later generations would change their sarcastic words, which would be a good joke if they were put into it.

The servant next to him frowned when he heard this. After all, this was a bit frivolous and it was inevitable that he would tease the nobles. It was just that he was a twelve or thirteen years old. It was fine.

The lady said, "You kid is so sweet-mouthed. You are a comedy singer at home. Come on, give you an extra bowl and tell me another joke."

Disaster relief is too serious, and the atmosphere is inevitably a bit depressing. This lady wants to make this interesting boy liven up the atmosphere.

Qin Hao could actually change the noodle soup when he heard the joke, and his mind immediately became alive. He stood by and made a move, but said, "It's true that our whole family is performing comics. I have also received some true teachings. If the lady doesn't dislike me, I will perform a paragraph here for you. If you laugh, I will give us some food. OK?"

The lady said, "You? There are many people?"

Sun Er happened to be behind Qin Hao. He explained as soon as he heard this: "He is our eldest brother." As he said that, he pointed to the team with his hand and stroked: "These are all together, and the eldest brother saved us all."

The lady was even more surprised. She didn't expect that this child was so old that he had such a heavy responsibility. He really had a good shoulder. When he grew up, he would be a hero with a strong shoulder and moral character. He smiled and said, "Okay, let's do it. I'll give you half a pound of coarse grains to eat on the road. I'll give you a pound of laughter. How about it?"

Qin Hao was overjoyed and almost jumped up happily: "Take it seriously? That's a decisive statement."

An ancient man who could laugh at his stomach with a whisper, with Qin Hao's crosstalk jokes, must make her laugh.

After coughing gently, Qin Hao started talking from the side, saying, "When I was young, I was beaten all day because of my naughtyness. But once I was beaten, I still remember it fresh. That time my mother was cooking in the inner room, and I sat at the door and looked at my clothes, but a thief came and stole all the clothes from our house."

While serving noodle soup for the people behind, the lady asked curiously: "Aren't you sitting at the door watching? How could you let the thief steal the clothes?"

"That thief is so bad. He asked me, what's your name? I said, Xiaohu."

"Do you know me?"

“Don’t know.”

"Let's play together. My surname is Dou, and I'm called Dou you, you call me, call me."

"Can you play."

"Okay, that's great."

As soon as he said this, the lady couldn't help laughing and said, "You are so nonsense. Who would call such a weird name? You really believe it."

Qin Hao said: "Will I be young?"

The lady asked, "What happened later?"

Qin Hao continued to use a Tianjin accent seriously and said, "Later, the thief stole our clothes. I remember my mother told me that she had something to call her, so she shouted, 'Mom, he took our jacket'."

"My mom asked, who?"

"Can you play."

Speaking of this, the lady has already laughed under the table. This classic stand-up joke about teasing you is Mr. Ma Sanli. Although Qin Hao cannot learn it vividly, even if he only learns three branches, it is enough to make these people who lack entertainment excited.

"Mom, he's taking our pants."

"Who?"

"Can you play."

"This kid. I'll beat you up later. Look carefully and stop screaming."

"Mom, he's taking our quilt list."

Mother: "Who?"

Baby: "Can you play."

Mother: "This child. If you are not honest, I will beat you up."

"When the thief left, my mother asked me, 'Where are our clothes'?"

"Take it away."

"Who?"

"Create you"

Now not only the ladies, but also the servants, idle men who helped in the porridge shed, and the victims who lined up to receive the noodle soup, could not bear it anymore. Thousands of people covered their stomachs and laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

The lady knelt on the ground while covering her stomach and said, "It's so interesting. You kid is so funny. Hahahaha, tease you, hahahaha, how did this thief come up with it?"

The lady actually thought this was really something that Qin Hao had when he was a child. As soon as he entered the sense of inclusion, tears of laughter came out.

The others were also very happy. The more depressed this person was, the more they needed something to make everyone happy. If the lady’s smile on the disaster relief was the sunshine that penetrated the dark clouds, then Qin Hao’s jokes were the wind that brought the dark clouds away.
Chapter completed!