Chapter 603 The Allure Residence
Buxiu pinched his nose and said in a buzzing voice: "Aren't you kidding me? Why are you throwing Bai Jing here? It's so wasteful, right?"
Yi Pu said, "It's garbage, where are you thrown here if you don't throw garbage? Besides, haven't you noticed that if you put white crystals under it, the toilet will no longer smell bad. It's indeed a good thing. I'm going to find a little more and throw it in."
Buxiu still pinched his nose and said, "Then how can you take this? It's so disgusting!"
Yi's servant said, "If you want it, I'm sorry for you, otherwise my toilet will smell bad again." After saying that, he ignored them and turned around and left.
Buxiu looked at his back and spat, whispering: "Old thing, it's really not a good thing."
Jiang Xiaobai looked at the pit and frowned. It was really disgusting, especially after they came, the toilet was not expanded. As they were exhausted day and night, the pit was almost full. The more they looked, the more disgusting it, but they couldn't bear to leave.
Charlie came over and said, "Brother, in my opinion, I can only make a big pliers and clip the white crystals below one by one."
Bush pointed at him and said, "Charlie, you are the smartest. I know you are hardworking and brave. This task will be given to you. At that time, Bai Jing will give you the most."
Charlie shook his head like a rattle and said, "I don't do such disgusting things. I'll give you an idea. I'm a clean person."
Bushu said: "Take you down, when you were in Death Valley, you were ruined like a ghost, and you still love to be clean?"
Charlie said: "That was the past. Now even Lao Wang has a partner, but I don't. I want to maintain a good image!"
Buxiu said: "You, a beast, want a bad partner? Just find the first mother to deal with it."
Charlie said: "I won't do it anyway!"
Buxiu said: "If you don't do it, we will fire you."
Charlie said: "I won't do it if I fire it!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Okay, OK, Charlie, since you don't want to fish, then how about you turn into a fire kirin and dry the pit?"
Charlie thought about it and said, "This is OK, just don't let me do it!"
Jiang Xiaobai said: "Control the heat and don't burn the white crystal below."
Charlie said, "Don't worry, I used to grill fish for you to eat. The heat was well controlled and the outside was burnt and crispy on the inside. Have you forgotten the taste? It's not bad, right?"
When several people saw that he actually compared grilled fish with grilled shit, they thought of the fish he had roasted before, and when they thought about the shit he was about to roast, they felt disgusted and too lazy to say anything to him. They walked away. They didn't know what disgusting words he would say below, and they all secretly swear in their hearts that when he finished baking shit, they would never eat anything he roasted in their life.
When Charlie saw several people retreating, he also retreated, fearing that he would be fumbling. He retreated and said, "It doesn't matter if the toilet is burning, right?"
Buxiu said: "As long as you can take out the white crystal, it doesn't matter if the house is burned. At worst, you can build two more rooms for him, which is not a rare thing."
Charlie said: "I'll feel relieved if you say this!"
After retreating to the distance where he thought he was fragrant, he transformed into a fire unicorn, and a beam of flame spurted out of his mouth, and the wood toilet suddenly turned into ashes.
After all, the fire kirin emits Samadhi true fire, so the temperature is naturally not comparable to ordinary fire. If you were not afraid of burning the white crystal below, you could dry a pit of filth in a blink of an eye.
Even so, the speed is extremely fast. Charlie is really an expert in the barbecue industry. He can control the heat and bake it for a while. After a while, it is probably about the time. He rushed over, opened his head into the pit, then turned back into a human form, waved to Jiang Xiaobai, "Come on, come on, leader, let's do it."
Buxi rushed over and said, "You can speak softly, what do you mean? Do you think you are drinking? When the old man heard it, he thought we were using urine as wine!"
Charlie said: "I mean dry."
Jiang Xiaobai also came over at this time, opened his head and looked at it. With a thought, the soil underneath rolled, lifting the filth in the pit out of the ground, which was as high as one person.
Now the filth has been dried up, and it is black and has lost his original appearance. It is not disgusting to look at it.
Unexpectedly, Charlie said, "Brother, how do you see my skills? It's roasted on the outside and tender on the inside, and it's like a shortbread on the outside."
These words made Jiang Xiaobai disgusted because when he used to grill fish, he often used the word "burned outside and tender inside".
Jiang Xiaobai gave him a blank look and said, "Don't talk." He turned to Buxiu and said, "Where is your three-shot and two-edged gun?"
Buxiu fired three shots and two-edged guns, frowned and said, "What a noble weapon. Today I fell on my hand, but I want to poke it with it. I'm sorry!" After saying that, he pointed it at the pile of scorched filth and poked it in. What Charlie said was really right. It was like a shortbread. With a light tweak, the filth broke all over the ground. After fiddling for a few more times, the white crystal that was originally deposited underneath was exposed. There were quite a lot, similar to what Jiang Xiaobai stole last time, but it was not as neat as last time, and it was extremely scattered, big and small, square and round.
Buxixi said: "The old man didn't lie to us. Although he was a little disgusting, he was finally able to save us!"
Charlie said: "No matter whether it is evil or not, it is not something to eat. It is the kingly way to work."
Jiang Xiaobai thought, and a pillar of water emerged from the lake, like a water dragon rushing towards the pile of filthy white crystals. The white crystal was really spiritual. It seemed to be dirty, but when it was washed away by the water, it suddenly became pure and flawless.
After doing these things, a few people went to the woods beside to enjoy the cool air. Although the weather is not too hot yet, it is comfortable to stay in the woods.
When Yi Pu saw that they had caught Bai Jing, he came over to ask them to practice, but the few people shook their heads like rattles. Yi Pu asked the reason, and the few people said that Bai Jing would let the smell go on and off. Although it was washed clean now, the poop bones were not cold, and it was really disgusting to hold them in their hands.
The next day, they resumed their daily cultivation life. Now they have plenty of white crystals and have experts to guide them. The progress of their cultivation has really made great progress, singing all the way.
The stars are changing, and in a blink of an eye, another three months have passed.
Under their powerful consumption, the white crystals caught from the pit were finally used up again. They were still a little short of breaking through the fifth grade of Green Dou. Fortunately, in those days, a group of monks came in the north of the tomb forbidden area to look for the fairy spirit beads. There were probably some young masters from a large sect that sent hundreds of people to protect them, and they were just robbed by Qingqing to help them break through the fifth grade of Green Dou.
Several people broke through from the first grade of Qing Dou to the fifth grade of Green Dou within a year, and they broke through one after another, and seemed to be numb. They didn’t have much trouble in their hearts. They didn’t have much trouble than others who broke through the first grade in hundreds or even hundreds of years. They even had to celebrate.
After all, the white crystal that Qingqing robbed was limited, and it was not enough to break through the sixth grade of Green Fight. After breaking through the fifth grade of Green Fight, it was used up within two days. Bu Xiu asked Yi Pu: "Old friend, do you have any other toilet in your house?"
Yi Pu turned his eyes and said, "It's gone, you've burned the only toilet."
Bushui said: "Didn't you get another new one?"
Yi Pu said, "Don't think about picking white crystals from me anymore. I'm not a piece now. If you have the patience, please wait with me here and wait for the rabbit, and go rob it again after a while."
Buxiu said: "Then you have to fight until the year of the monkey? Then why not steal it!"
Yi servant said, "Then you go and steal it, don't count on me anyway."
Buxiu returned embarrassedly. It was already dark, so the few people jumped into the lake to take a shower, and then went back to sleep.
The next day, the few people had nothing to do after Bai Jing practiced. As soon as the sky was dawn, Jiang Xiaobai woke up, walked to the lake alone to wash his face, and sat down by the lake, staring at the lake, staring at the lake water in a daze. It was really uncomfortable to have such a good opportunity to practice but without Bai Jing. If Bai Jing was sufficient and practiced at this speed, they would soon be able to leave the God Cemetery, and he could also go to Qingchengju to find Zi Zi and find a way to go home.
I don’t know how Zi Zi is doing now?
In the southeast of the Changkong Continent, deep in the sea, there is a small island with a radius of two or three miles. There are several houses and countless begonias on the island. This is where Qingcheng lives.
The reason why Yu Meiren likes to live on a small island is that when she becomes beautiful, there are always men who are full and warm to think about lust. They come to her to find her, and they can’t kill them all, and they can’t help but live on such a small island. They can move the island away at any time, driving the flowering period of the crabapple, and go wherever they want, so that there is no trace of it.
There are only hundreds of disciples on the island, all of whom are women, each of whom is as beautiful as a flower.
On that day, Hua Zi Zi was brought here by Yu Meiren. There was no communication. The next day, Yu Meiren asked people to boil medicinal materials, various spiritual medicines, including internal treatments, external treatments, and soaking the body. Hua Zi Zi was like a medicine jar. She was not taking medicine or soaking the medicine, or on the way to soak the medicine.
Yu Meiren said that she had collected these medicinal herbs for thousands of years, and all the rare herbs were the best spiritual medicines in the world, just to wait for Hua Zi Zi to appear. What she had to do now is to forge Hua Zi Zi's meridians, so that she could become the top master in the world in just a few months.
Hua Zizi was flattered and said that practice should be carried out step by step, so how could it be that she would become a top master in just a few months?
Yu Meiren said, that is someone else's apprentice, how can I compare to those mediocre disciples?
The process of forging the meridians was very painful. Soaking in hot potions was even more painful than cutting by a knife. I almost fainted many times, but Hua Zizi thought of this master's painstaking efforts and could not bear to let her down. No matter how painful it was, she gritted her teeth and survived.
Chapter completed!