708. Rogue Village Chief (2)
Listening to Ao Xiaomi's words, Ao Muyang slid his ears and said, "No, Xiaomi, are you praising me?"
"Yes, sincerely, good people will be safe for the rest of their lives."
Ao Muyang waved his hand and said, "Okay, remember this, you will inevitably say this when you go online in the future."
"Actually, it's nothing to fish with Uncle Xiaoyang, he only has one bottle." Ao Xiaoniu said.
Ao Muyang smiled, he carried a bag on his back, opened it and was filled with glass bottles. Then he took it out, one after another, two, three four or five...
The group of children was shocked and asked, "Uncle Xiaoyang, did you stand here from the rag?"
Ao Muyang said: "What nonsense? You kids will not live at first sight. You usually eat canned food and bottles at home."
Wash the canned bottles, cover the mouth with a plastic bag, then tie it with a plastic rope, and open a crossing of the plastic bag so that the big belly fish can drill into the hole, but it is difficult to drill out and lead the way when it comes in, and there is no guiding light when it comes out.
He threw the bottle along the river, and Ao Xiaojun muttered, "There are so many stones at the bottom of the river, and some of them will definitely break."
Ao Muyang turned around and smiled, saying, "Don't worry, Uncle Xiaoyang, I am an expert in fishing canned bottles. As soon as an expert takes action, he will know if there is any!"
The current water level of the Nanhe River is really shallow, and the water flows gurgle, deep and knee-deep.
In the past two years, the Hongyang area has been too dry, and many rivers around the village have been cut off. The Nanhe River has mountain spring water flowing from Dalong Mountain, and water seeping outward from Ambergris Lake can maintain the water flow.
Groups of big-bellied fish floated up and down in the river. They were very small in size, but only two or three centimeters long, so they were already adult fish.
Ao Muyang observed carefully and saw their stomachs bulging, so he felt relieved.
Spring is the first spawning season for big-bellied fish in the year. At this time, the fish is crispy, fragrant and delicious when fried.
Next, just wait for the fish to enter the bottle. Ao Muyang sat by the river and said, "Hey, let me tell you something interesting. Do you know that big-bellied fish are very smart?"
Ao Xiaojun sneered: "Smart? Their brains are probably the same size as fly shit, how can they be smart?"
Ao Luhan retorted: "What you said is wrong. Xiaojun, whether the species is smart or not has nothing to do with the size of the brain, but with the proportion of the body. For example, elephants, they have big brains, but are they smart?"
Ao Xiaojun said: "Then do you think they are not smart?"
Ao Luhan said: "Of course, scientific research shows that elephants are stupid."
Ao Xiaojun curled his lips and said, "Zhuang Zhou dreams of a butterfly, or is it Zhuang Zhou a butterfly or is it Zhuang Zhou? The so-called great way is nothing more than what people think, and the so-called world is nothing more than what people see. What is the world like? Is it what we see? But what birds, beasts, fish and insects see differently from us, so is the world like what they see?"
Ao Luhan was stunned: "What do you mean?"
Ao Muyang was surprised and looked at Ao Xiaojun and said, "Oh, boy, philosophical issues, where did you learn such words?"
Ao Xiaojun's unfathomable smile made Lao Ao wonder if he had been possessed by some soul?
Fortunately, Ao Xiaomi knew him and said, "I must have read some fantasy novels and memorized a few words from it."
Ao Xiaojun was furious: "Who reads fantasy novels? I read fairy tale novels. This is the feeling of the protagonist when he was about to ascend!"
Ao Muyang nodded. This was Ao Xiaojun he was familiar with.
Ao Xiaoniu said: "Okay, okay, why is the topic so wrong? Didn't you just talk about the IQ of Big Belly Fish?"
Ao Muyang said: "Yes, I was taken by you too. Big belly fish are really smart. They can do simple numerical operations. Specifically, they can do operations with a total of no more than 4."
Ao Luhan looked at him suspiciously and said, "Really?"
Ao Muyang shook his phone and said, "If you don't believe me, come and see the information. There are introductions to the online news. This is the conclusion developed by the University of Padua."
Ao Xiaojun said: "Aren't they idle? With this spirit, why not study how to block the plug-in in League of Legends? I scolded the next door, gbnmsl!"
"Has I been cheated again?"
"When encountering GB, that's called a pit? That's bad luck!"
Then they got together and started discussing the game, spitting out words such as ‘Carry’, ‘Talent’, ‘Grass’, ‘Fake Eye’, ‘Super Soldier’, ‘Solo’, ‘gg’, ‘At the same time, bursts of barbell-like laughter.
This is the generation gap. Ao Muyang has heard of this game, but has never played it.
He couldn't get in, so he had to go and grab the bottle.
Big belly fish have strong diet, and carnivorous fish seem to be like this. Even if the fish is so small, they are so interested in food.
After a few minutes, there were fish in each canned bottle. Ao Muyang took it out and threw it down. He worked hard and soon there were big belly fish in the bucket.
Ao Xiaomi said: "Uncle Xiaoyang, are you starting to catch the bottle now?"
"Well, people need to work hard, hard work, and you will get what you sow." Ao Muyang taught earnestly, "Mr. Lu Xun said that great achievements are in a positive proportion of hard work. If you have a little effort, you will get what you gain. Over time, from less to more, miracles can be created."
Ao Xiaomi said weakly: "But did Lu Xun say that he should not put away the bottles he put in the water? This is the fruit of plundering other people's labor."
Ao Muyang looked at the bottle in his hand and said in surprise: "Is this yours?"
Several children nodded together.
Ao Muyang showed a shameful expression: "Sorry, Uncle Xiaoyang didn't pay attention."
"But why did you still fish it up when you noticed?" Ao Luhan asked in despair.
Ao Muyang patted his shoulder intimately and said, "Our family, yours is Uncle Xiaoyang's."
"Is Uncle Xiaoyang's what we are?"
"Of course!" Ao Muyang said seriously.
The children were very happy and wanted to go to his bucket to catch fish. Lao Ao winked, and the general slapped the bucket with his paws, grinning at the children: "Woooo!"
Ao Muyang showed helplessness and said, "Oh, the general doesn't understand this principle. I have no choice. It protects food too much."
"Uncle Xiaoyang, really, just like what my father said, you are so shameless, you are such a good person to be a village chief." Ao Xiaojun was speechless.
The young men will not discuss League of Legends and Dota now, and they will keep their bottles honestly and guard against Lao Ao just like they are guarding against thieves.
Old Ao did nothing to do, and he threw stones at the places where the boys put down the bottle, scaring the fish so much that they dared not go over and could only drill into his bottle.
The boys were so angry that they did this, so Lao Ao stood up and said, "Hey, you actually scared my fish away. You must compensate me. The fish in your bottle belongs to me."
Suddenly, several teenagers were so angry that they screamed. Ao Xiaojun threatened: "I'll go and sue Teacher Lu, you'll bully us."
Ao Muyang said: "You go and tell her, there will be one more bullying you."
Chapter completed!