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129. Can't speak, can't move [3/3]

129, Can't speak or move [3/3]

Yi Yun, with a thousand soldiers, a group of Taoist nuns and a group of Taoist priests, began to move south. (Piaotian Literary Registration Member Recommended This Work" Piaotian Literary Registration Member Recommended This Work.) According to the scout's return, the mercenary group of Sanjiang Pavilion was advancing upstream along the Mianyuan River.

Mianyuan River is the famous sand river to the north of Chengdu Oasis. It originates from the southern foot of Jiuding Mountain, rushes down along the Mianzhu Oasis, passes through the city from the center of Deyang Oasis, and is the source of the upper stream of the Tuojiang River.

Yi Yun flowed down the Mianyuan River, and the rushing quicksand roared beside him. The sand river was seventy or eighty meters wide and had a very deep depth. You can see young sand bass rising and falling from time to time in the river, and the river was surrounded by a very dangerous river.

After the army marched for a while, the scouts reported that the mercenary group of Sanjiang Pavilion began to turn northeast. Yi Yun quickly asked Ruan Muxing to send troops to a quick way, and then detoured forward to intercept.

After a day of circling around, the sand in front suddenly became harder. The ground was no longer full of sand, but hard stones began to appear. A large rock mountain appeared in front of the vision, which stretched for several miles. There were many cactus growing on the mountain, with rugged rocks and very steep. There was only a very narrow path in the mountain to pass through!

"Oh, this place is a natural ambush place!" Yi Yun said happily: "When the people from Sanjiang Pavilion arrive here, they must be able to line up in a long snake array and cross the path. We just blocked the head and tail and caught them all in one fell swoop."

Li Chengyu and Ruan Muxing both understand military strategies. The two girls looked at the steep mountain road and said, "The ambush here is great!"

Yi Yun attracted a soldier who was familiar with the terrain and asked, "What's the name of this place?"

"Prince Jiashan, this place is called Luofengpo!" The soldier said respectfully: "It is a famous ambush site in the Dameng Kingdom, an ancient battlefield! According to legend, when Emperor Taizu and Grandson pacified the world, they were ambushed by General Zhang of Xichuan here, and ambitious people made trouble. The situation was extremely dangerous. Later, Taizu and Junshi Pang showed their might and defeated the powerful enemy..."

"Xiami?" Yi Yun was slightly surprised: "A famous ambush location?"

He frowned and thought for a while, and waved his hand, "Then this place is not suitable for ambushing. Let's take a look here. Wow, the famous ambush ancient battlefield, I want to ambush here. "Piaotian Literary Registration Member Recommends This Work" Piaotian Literary Registration Member Recommends This Work. If people from Sanjiang Pavilion arrive here, they will also think, Wow, the famous ambush location cannot be entered casually, so I will reconnaissance first... The result is that no matter how good we ambush, we will be found by the scouts of Sanjiang Pavilion."

Ruan Muxing nodded and said, "Yes, ambush is no longer acceptable at this time...but... apart from this mountain, the desert is flat and it is difficult to find the ambush site anymore. What should I do?"

Yi Yun smiled and suddenly said, "Miss Soft, have you studied psychology?"

"Sexuality?" Ruan Muxing was furious: "A hooligan, I am a girl, how could I learn about 'sex'."

Yi Yun: "..."

I was dizzy. I was talking about psychology, not sexual rationality. You, a woman, have impure thoughts, why do you say I am a hooligan? Yi Yun spread his hands and no longer kept him in a silence. He quickly said, "Suppose you go to a famous ambush site in the world, you will definitely be careful and very nervous, right?"

Ruan Muxing nodded, and Li Chengyu, An Qian, thirty-two father-in-law, Honglian, and Chenxing were also on the side.

"So, what will happen when you pass through this famous ambush site without encountering the enemy's ambush?" Yi Yun smiled.

"Of course I will breathe a sigh of relief and relax my guard." Ruan Muxing replied subconsciously.

"That's right, that's it!" Yi Yun laughed and clapped his hands, "This is the mentality of human beings. It's impossible for the nerves to keep tense. When a person reaches a dangerous place, he will pass very carefully and nervously, but after passing, he will relax briefly. During this period of relaxation, he is the easiest to be obscene."

Yi Yun said this passage is well-founded. In later generations, when playing online games to brush dungeons, players are often focused on their bosses and are not easy to die. However, after killing a boss, they are easily destroyed by patrolling soldiers. The latest chapter of the Holy Temple, Piaotian, Literature Registered Members recommend this work. This is because the player is nervous and has finished fighting the boss, and then they are relatively relaxed. When fighting the soldiers, they will be more careless and easily killed by the ghost.

As soon as Yi Yun's theory was revealed, Ruan Muxing and Li Chengyu's eyes lit up and he said happily: "I understand! We will not ambush the enemy in Luofengpo, but choose the ambush location in the desert after passing Luofengpo... Since the enemy has just passed through the world-famous ambush point, there will be a time of spiritual relaxation, and their guardianship against the enemy ambush will decrease."

"Hehe, that's exactly!" Yi Yun waved his hand and smiled: "Let's go through Luofeng Slope first and ambush in the desert one mile behind the slope."

"Prince Jiashan is such a genius!" The thirty-two father-in-law seized every opportunity to flatter.

However, no one felt abrupt when he flattered this time. Li Chengyu, Honglian, Chen Xing and others were very impressed by Yi Yun's arrangement. Even Ruan Mu Xing, who had always been not very close to Yi Yun, looked at him deeply and sighed: "You playboy is really amazing... Although I have never learned this 'psychology', you can know from your analysis of the enemy's psychology that this is a very terrifying theory. If you fully master this kind of knowledge, you will definitely be able to play with the enemy in your palms. It is not too much to say that it is invincible in the world."

Yi Yun Dahan, is it so exaggerated? If you learn psychology well, you will be invincible in the world? Girl, you are too proud of psychology. Don’t you know that there is something in this world called a mental illness? That is something that psychology cannot explain!

There are also creatures like women. 15% cry because they are in a bad mood, 10% cry because they are so happy, and 75% cry because they are unable to express their reasons! Psychology can be explained by no means.

Two hours later, Yi Yun led his army through Luofengpo, walked out of another mile and began to prepare for the ambush site. Since this was a bare desert, unlike Luofengpo where there were rocks, cactus and other things to cover, he could only dig a sand pit to hide himself.

The soldiers dug hard on the sand dunes with spears, short knives and other objects. Some people found it troublesome and simply digged the sand with their hands. The sand pits were dug out one by one. The soldiers who were tired of walking jumped in as soon as they dug the pit, and then buried themselves with sand, revealing their faces outside the sand, lying comfortably and napping.

Seeing these soldiers so neglected, the thirty-two father-in-law picked up a whip to whip them. Yi Yun quickly reached out to stop them and cursed: "What are you, a dead eunuch? The soldiers took advantage of the war to take good rest. This is correct! If you don't have a good rest, how can you fight a good battle?"

"Uh... Prince Jiashan said so much." The thirty-two father-in-law quickly threw the whip away.

"The prince is polite to the soldiers, he is so kind-hearted." The soldiers next to him cheered, and quickly dug their own pits and buried themselves to sleep.

The Taoist priests of Qingcheng Sect digging holes are much more convenient than soldiers. They shouted "sword energy" lightly, slashed on the ground, immediately burst out a big hole, then jumped in, sat in it cross-legged, breathed and breathed, very calm.

The more troublesome ones are the Taoist nuns of the Emei Sect. These Taoist nuns have various cleanliness habits and let them get into the sand pit. That is unwilling to do so. A group of Taoist nuns chirped: "Oh, the sand is so dirty, I don't want to get into the sand pit."

"What if the sand runs into the nose, what should I do in my ears?"

"There are bugs in the sand, oh... I'm afraid of bugs..."

The little Taoist nuns dug the pit and dared not jump down, which was very troublesome.

Ruan Muxing frowned and said to Yi Yun: "What should I do? If these little Taoist nuns don't hide them well, our ambush will be useless."

"Hehe, it's not difficult to get them into a trap." Yi Yun laughed and said, "It can be solved by psychology!"

"Can this be used in psychology?" Ruan Mu Xingdaqi.

Yi Yun walked to Chen Xing, attached his ear and said a few words.

Chen Xing nodded, then raised his head and sneered at Honglian: "Honglian, I think your Emei Sect is just like this! You don't even dare to go into a sand pit. Hahaha... I won't talk about which sword formation of our two sects is powerful for now, but when it comes to courage and perseverance, your Emei Sect is completely inferior to our Qingcheng, hahahaha."

"What?" Honglian was furious: "You fart, my Emei Sect's disciples are more than ten times stronger than your Qingcheng Sect!"

She raised the Ziqing Double Swords high and said loudly: "Emei disciples, don't weaken the majesty of the Ziqing Double Swords. We can't lose to anyone and the Qingcheng Sect, and we can get into a sand pit!"

"yes!"

Dozens of young Taoist nuns agreed crisply, and then jumped into the sand pit neatly.

Yi Yun squeezed his eyes at Ruan Muxing and smiled and said, "Look, it's that simple to let them in. This is the legendary trick to dig a hole and let others jump."

Ruan Muxing: "..."

Honglian was still indignant when she got down the sand pit and cursed at Chen Xing: "The stinky Taoist priests of Qingcheng Sect, do you dare to compete with us for meditation? Whoever stays in the sand pit for a long time will win."

"Why don't you dare?" Chen Xing snorted coldly: "If you have the ability, you will add one more thing. Not only will you not be able to get out of the sand pit, but you will not even be allowed to move. It depends on who has the better determination."

"Just compare, my Emei Sect's ability to meditate is hundreds of times better than your Qingcheng!" Honglian cursed angrily.

"Tsk, I will know after comparing." Chen Xing sneered.

Seeing that they were about to start pinching again, Yi Yun walked out with a smile and said loudly: "Okay, I'll be the referee. As soon as I finished speaking, you all have to stop moving. Whoever can keep the motions in a constant position for longer will win. Listen well... We are all puppets, we can't speak or move!"

As soon as Yi Yun finished speaking, the Taoist priests from Qingcheng Sect and the Taoist nuns from Emei Sect seemed to have been impatient, and they all sat up in the pit.
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