326. His Majesty the Emperor [2/2]
326, His Majesty the Emperor [2/2]
"Shenma? Royal No. 1? Dragon Boat? The Emperor is riding?" Yi Yun Dahan: "You sister, don't the emperor stay in the imperial capital every day? Why did you come to my new oasis where birds do not shit?"
Chen Yuanyuan said with a heavy expression: "The emperor rarely leaves the imperial capital, but the emperor of this dynasty Zhu Qingqing Qingqing is a nonsense emperor. He often thinks about it and suddenly comes to our place. It's nothing strange."
"Take a fool!" Yi Yun turned to look at Chen Yuanyuan and said, "Do you need to kneel down when you see the emperor? If you need it, I have to run away quickly. I never kneel down."
Chen Yuanyuan smiled and shook her head and said, "Other people need to kneel, but you are a royal relative. The royal family of Dameng Kingdom does not need to kneel down. According to Emperor Taizu, the subjects in the world do not need to kneel down to others. However, many people do not listen to Emperor Taizu and insist on kneeling down to others... After more than a thousand years of changes in Dameng Kingdom, the etiquette of kneeling slowly raised its head, but the royal family still does not need to kneel down."
"Oh, just don't kneel!" Yi Yun felt comfortable now. He hated the ancient etiquette of kneeling the most.
At this time, a man jumped off the dragon boat, wearing a eunuch robe. Yi Yun looked closely and saw that it was the thirty-two father-in-law. He grabbed the thirty-two father-in-law's collar and asked, "Hey, tell me, what's going on?"
The thirty-two father-in-law looked around and whispered: "Emperor... The emperor heard that the Dutch were in trouble and decided to come in person."
"Shenma?" Yi Yun Dahan: "Personal expedition? She wants to die? The Dutch are not a fuel-saving lamp."
The 32nd father-in-law smiled bitterly and said, "This... the emperor did not listen to others' advice. She said that if she wanted to fight in person, she had to fight in person. All those who opposed her butts were swollen."
As soon as he finished speaking, another civil servant walked down the boat. This was a Donglin Party member, a Grand Secretary of Wenyuan Pavilion, Zheng Shuliang. He had a squinted eye and had a mole on his face. His walking posture was a bit strange, and he turned around and seemed to have a little pain in his butt. The 32nd father-in-law gave him a squint and whispered: "Seeing this guy, he tried his best to advise the emperor not to leave the capital, but his butt was swollen. It has not yet recovered."
Yi Yun felt cold in his heart. A good man was swollen after being ordered by a woman to swell his butt. What a moral character. Forget it, I should be more polite to this emperor cousin. I have to bow my head under the eaves. If she insists on swelling my butt and I don’t do it, then I can only rebel. That’s not good!
Zheng Shuliang, the Grand Secretary of Wenyuan Pavilion, glanced at Yi Yun and said with a slight smile: "Is this the King of Jiashan Zhu Yun? You're polite!"
Yi Yun laughed and said, "It's easy to say!"
"The emperor is on the boat, please ask the prince to meet him."
"Oh, just go!" Yi Yun took Chen Yuanyuan's hand and walked towards the dragon boat.
"Slowly, you have to take women when you go to see the emperor? You're too rude! I've never heard of a saint who has to bring women when you meet him." Zheng Shuliang shouted: "Leave women behind!"
The 32nd father-in-law immediately sneered, "Do you think King Jiashan is a useless civil servant like you? He is a royal relative, and his woman is a princess, so naturally he is a member of the royal family. What's wrong with meeting each other? Don't talk nonsense here, get out of here quickly."
After hearing this, Zheng Shuliang realized that his words were wrong. The rules of the royal relatives were indeed different from those of ordinary officials, so he was too serious.
Yi Yun glanced at him in discomfort, then raised her foot and walked towards the dragon boat. Chen Yuanyuan laughed and followed behind her. She expressed her satisfaction with the title "Princess".
When I got on the dragon boat, I saw that there were also imperial guards of all kinds standing on the boat. I heard that these people were all third-level, but Yi Yun was very polite to them. When these people were placed outside, they were all the talents of generals from all over the place. The decoration on the boat was extremely luxurious, with glass lamps hanging everywhere, and every wooden railing on the boat was carved with jade, which was very beautiful.
The dragon boat’s windows are not covered with window paper, but transparent glass that pays tribute to the West makes the entire dragon boat look smooth and atmospheric. This is common for Yiyun, but for ordinary people, it is truly an unheard of luxury.
Yi Yun looked at the cannons on the side of the ship and couldn't help asking the thirty-second father-in-law: "Dude, are these cannons controlled by ordinary people or are they controlled by professional 'artillants'?"
The 32nd father-in-law said proudly: "The dragon boat is the greatest sea fortress in our country of Mengmeng. The gunners here are all professional artillerymen, very powerful. There are eighty cannons and eighty artillerymen, which are stronger than the defense of a city."
"Wow, where did you get so many artillery soldiers?" Yi Yun asked.
The 32nd father-in-law said proudly: "The emperor has two personal troops in his hand, one is called the Imperial Army, which is what you just saw, and the other is called the Shenji Camp. This is a firearm unit, which concentrates a large number of artillery soldiers, and some gunmen who traveled from foreign countries to our Dameng Kingdom to make a living... Now the one who controls cannons on this ship is the artillery soldiers in the Shenji Camp."
So that's it, Shenji Camp! It seems that Dameng Country still has a strong army, Yi Yun secretly remembers it in his heart.
Walking forward, I arrived at the door of the main cabin. Yi Yun found that all the door curtains were made of jade pieces and they ran up with gold wire. Just this door curtain, at least a few hundred jade pieces and a few kilograms of gold wire were used...
"Damn, how much is this curtain worth?" Yi Yunhan said.
Chen Yuanyuan whispered in his ear: "From my identification perspective... this door curtain is worth 100,000 taels of silver. Should we steal it tonight?"
Yi Yun whispered: "You are a damn rich man. If you steal this kind of money, you will kill the nine clans if you are caught."
"You will not be killed by the nine clans, because the emperor himself is within your nine clans." Chen Yuanyuan smiled wickedly: "At most, kill your head and will not implicate others."
"Tsk, my head is more valuable than others, so I don't want to implicate others."
The two of them whispered and joked, and Zheng Shuliang next to them was shocked: These two people are so strong-willed. They can still joke when they see the emperor? Before ordinary people meet the emperor, they are trembling and uneasy. How could they be like them?
After entering the cabin, Yi Yun did not look at the people, but the layout. He saw that the cabin was like a room, with square layout, and the walls were full of exquisite murals and hand-painted. Well, there were no printed paintings in this era. There were the most noble sandalwood tables and chairs everywhere, and precious vases were placed on the table. All kinds of utensils were made of gold, silver and jade, and I don’t know how much it would cost to create them.
Chen Yuanyuan's eyes shined: "That painting... is the "Little Portrait of Yang Zhuxi" painted by the celebrity Wang Yi hundreds of years ago. If it is stolen, it can be sold for 300,000 taels. Looking at that teapot, it is no problem to sell 80,000 taels of silver. The inkstone is made of the best jade, and it is absolutely fine to sell 100,000 taels of silver... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Stop making trouble!" Yi Yun laughed and cursed. He looked into the middle of the room. There was a dragon bed in the middle of the room, and a woman with blurred eyebrows and smiley faces was sitting on it. This woman was very beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, and wearing a golden dragon robe. She looked very beautiful. The only problem was... her expression was too unsovereign, and she didn't have the taste of an emperor. She looked like a high school girl, but she was also very naughty.
Beside the emperor, there were two rows of civil servants and military generals, each dressed brightly and imposingly. It seemed that standing by the emperor was very proud of them.
The thirty-two father-in-law announced next to him: "See Zhu Yunjin, King of Jiashan..."
Zhu Qingqing turned his head, looked at Yi Yun with a smile, and said with a smile: "No gifts and no gifts..."
I haven't given a gift yet, why are you exempted? Yi Yun was amused.
"Cousin..." Zhu Qingqing Qingqing pretended to be serious and asked: "I received your memorial. I heard that Dutch robbers ran to our Penghu Island to build a fortress. I was very angry. The consequences were very serious. After careful consideration, I decided to come and deal with them personally. Cough cough... Let me tell me what the situation is like now."
Yi Yun raised his head and said seriously: "Six ships, 1,500 soldiers... These ships are called..." He was about to introduce the combat effectiveness of the Dutch sailboat, and the enemy soldiers were all gunmen. However, before he could say it, Zhu Qingqing Qingqing interrupted loudly and said: "Wow, such a little thing? It's too naughty!"
"Little is little, but..." Yi Yun wanted to say, but his combat effectiveness was very high.
But he was only halfway through the words. Zheng Shuliang, a member of the Donglin Party next to him, interrupted: "Emperor, these small countries have only such strength and are full of power. There are only 1,500 soldiers and six ships. Oh, I will say that you don't want to be in charge of the army. Such a small enemy, just send a general officer, and you will be killed with just one finger."
Zhu Qingqing looked disappointed all over his face and said distressedly: "What an enemy is such a delicious person? It's so boring. Maybe he's really knocked dead with just one finger, so that's not fun. I finally found an excuse to come out of Beijing to play, and I want to have a little fun."
"Your Majesty, how can you do this? As the king of a country, you cannot regard state affairs as a joke." Zheng Shuliang said.
"I insist on it!" Zhu Qingqing pouted unhappily.
"this……"
"Don't talk about the Dutch, it's boring." Zhu Qingqing flattened his mouth and said, "Let's look for a sunny day, and we'll kill him directly. Now let's talk about how to play!"
"The emperor... put state affairs first. If you have done the Dutch, go home quickly." Zheng Shuliang immediately advised.
Zhu Qingqing raised his eyebrows: "What did I say just now? Don't talk about the Dutch again. You don't listen to my imperial edict. Come on, drag it out and hit the thirty boards again!"
Two "guards" ran over, dragged Zheng Shuliang and walked out. After a while, a sound of ouch came from outside.
Yi Yun Da Khan, he originally wanted to say that although the Dutch had few troops, his combat power was strong. Unexpectedly, he would have to hit the board when he said the Dutch three words. This... a good man must not be beaten by someone. He immediately kept silent. No matter what the emperor wants to play, it is your business to treat the Dutch as a rookie, and my butt is mine.
Chapter completed!