348, catch a big hide and play [2/2]

With the hug bear coaxing Zhu Qingqingqing, the guy finally stopped crying and no longer insisted on going back to save the group of fools of the Donglin Party and the eunuch Party. Yi Yun finally fled back to the outside of Quanzhou Port with three warships.

Five miles apart, Yi Yun looked at the dock with "far" and saw a large number of civil servants waiting for the emperor to return triumphantly next to the dock of Quanzhou Port. It turned out that these civil servants were all officials from the oasis of Quanzhou, Fuzhou, etc. Zhu Qingqingqing and Qingqing personally arrived at Quanzhou Port. Of course, they wanted to come for a pilgrimage. After they passed the saint, they stayed at the edge of the dock, waiting for Zhu Qingqing and Qingqing to return in person before they could welcome the weather and dust.

Yi Yun didn't know before, but now he knows that most of the civil servants in the Dameng Kingdom belong to the Donglin Party system. Even if he did not join the Donglin Party, he still had thousands of connections with the Donglin Party.

Chen Yuanyuan's "God of Death" inherited all the skills of professions such as scouts and assassins, so she would also "look far away". She also stood beside Yi Yun and looked at it together, frowned and said, "This Quanzhou Port seems not suitable to go back..."

"Yeah!" Yi Yun nodded: "As soon as you go back, you have to hand over the emperor to them. These guys may be swaying the emperor and making wrong judgments again."

"So I said, you have to be the emperor yourself." Chen Yuanyuan pointed to the north and said, "Let's kill her and silence her, and take advantage of the opportunity of the emperor's disappearance to compete for the world."

"Doing this... the problem is big!" Yi Yun shook his head: "You have been an assassin for a long time, and you are brave... In fact, the risk of doing this is too high. When we received the emperor's incident, the people from the Li Huamei Pirate Group also saw it. The pirates will leak the news sooner or later. If I kill the emperor, the loyal ministers of the Da Meng Kingdom will come to cause trouble for me. Even if the news is not leaked, the emperor's disappearance will be a very big deal. Maybe the Da Meng Kingdom will fall apart in an instant and turn into a warlord melee. Wouldn't this give foreigners a chance?"

"Then let's take the emperor to command the princes!" Chen Yuanyuan glanced at Zhu Qingqing, who was playing with hugging the bear, frowned and said, "Take her back to Shanghai Oasis, find a small black room to put her under house arrest, and force her to listen to our words... If she doesn't listen, put her in the form of eighteen."

"This woman is so awkward... I'm afraid that it's not good to use pussy or intimidation, so I'd better use coaxing." Yi Yun walked to Zhu Qingqing and whispered: "Your Majesty, Quanzhou is coming soon!"

"Oh? Have you finally returned to the mainland? That's great!" Zhu Qingqingqing threw away the hug bear, jumped up, and laughed: "I'm finally back, hahaha... I want to reorganize the navy, and once again lead the army in person to rescue all my important officials."

Yi Yun's head hurts and said seriously: "It's better to be more stable. When you think of a perfect plan to fight the Dutch again, they won't dare to come to the mainland for a while. We have plenty of time."

"No!" Zhu Qingqing Qingqing said loudly: "This time I have suffered a great humiliation and must retaliate immediately! It doesn't matter if there is no gun, cannon or big ship. Get me a hundred thousand troops. Even if I take a sampan, I will land on Magong Island in the Penghu Islands and directly raid the Dutch castle."

Yi Yun: "..."

He smiled bitterly and said, "Do you know? If you don't have the power to control the sea, you will directly send soldiers to land on the island by force, and you will be blocked on the island by the enemy fleet and lose supplies. Not to mention a hundred thousand troops, even a hundred million troops will be useless and you will definitely die."

"Tsk, I need your teachings? My intentions have been decided..." Zhu Qingqing Qingqing was extremely awesome.

Yi Yun pointed to the bear and hugged him and said, "You should play that... the battle is not suitable for you."

Zhu Qingqingqing snorted, "I'm tired of playing!"

Yi Yun: "..."

"Go to Quanzhou Port quickly to dock, hum, see my country's soldiers come to kill the Dutch..." Zhu Qingqing said arrogantly.

"Depending on your sister's shore!" Yi Yun became angry again. This emperor was so unreliable. If I could not say three words to her, I would be so angry that I couldn't breathe well. What a soldier who was so silly, don't implicate the soldiers to accompany me. Seeing that I won't deal with you, the foolish monarch. Yi Yun grabbed Zhu Qingqingqing's hand, dragged her into his arms, then hugged her waist and lifted her back, making her butt look up, then waved her big hand, and slapped her ass hard.

"Bold, dare to hit me... Huh? This is your second time to hit me. You are miserable. I want to send someone to swollen your butt..."

"Bang!" Yi Yun slapped her in the butt again. This time the power was already quite strong. Then he slapped Zhu Qingqing Qingqing's butt.

"Woo...you bastard..." Zhu Qingqing was beaten to tears again.

However, after Yi Yun beat her for a while, she had no good way to deal with her. She was stunned when she looked at her.

At this time, Chen Yuanyuan's eyes suddenly lit up and she thought of a clever plan to deal with Zhu Qingqingqing. She walked over from the side, stood in front of Zhu Qingqingqingqing, and smiled and said, "Little girl, have you ever played hide and seek?"

"Nonsense, of course I have played!" Zhu Qingqing said with tears in his eyes: "When I was a child, I played hide-and-seek with my sisters such as Jinling King, Qiantang King and other sisters, and hid all over the Forbidden City, but it was so fun..."

Chen Yuanyuan snorted: "There are only a few people, and playing hide-and-seek in the Forbidden City is also called hide-and-seek? It's boring... Have you ever played large-scale hide-and-seek?"

"How old?" When Zhu Qingqing heard this strange thing, his interest surged and even forgot about the pain of being swollen from his butt.

"Let's play with all the people in the world!" Chen Yuanyuan laughed and said, "You should use the whole world as a place to play hide-and-seek, so that all the civil and military officials and princes of the cute country can't find you, so that's how big it is."

"Wow, it seems very interesting." Zhu Qingqingqing was overjoyed.

Chen Yuanyuan continued to smile and said, "I can also help you put on makeup to make you look completely different, so that... you can also appear in front of the civil servants with a swagger and watch the sad expression they felt when they couldn't find you. This is the most fun."

"That's great, I want to play! Put on my makeup quickly."

Chen Yuanyuan took out a small bag from the cabin, which contained many makeup items, including various colored powders, doughs, wigs, and all kinds of messy things... No one was more skilled in makeup than the spies in Sanjiang Pavilion. She stuck dough on Zhu Qingqingqing's face, changed her face shape, then applied flesh-colored pastels, drew her eyebrows again, used lip gloss to change the shape of her lips, and finally took a small walnut and put it into Zhu Qingqingqing's mouth, letting her press under her tongue.

After doing this, Zhu Qingqing's appearance changed drastically, and even his voice changed completely.

Zhu Qingqing took a Western glass mirror and looked at her face. She couldn't recognize herself. She had never played such a disguise game before. She was so excited that she didn't need Chen Yuanyuan to teach her, so she ran into the room, took off her dragon robe, and changed to Chen Yuanyuan's clothes.

This outfit is made of Qinhuai River-style flowing clouds and sleeves. It makes people feel like they want to dance gracefully. Zhu Qingqing was so happy that he turned around a few circles and actually danced a few dance moves, which was quite beautiful.

"Hahahaha, I have become another person now, no longer me! Now all the officials in the world will not be able to find them."

Chen Yuanyuan laughed and said, "You can't just disappear like this. If you disappear, it will become a big incident. The cute country may fall apart. So you have to write an imperial edict to go back and tell the officials that you are not missing, but playing hide-and-seek... It's hide-and-seek. Of course, someone has to come to you, it's fun."

"Yes, it makes sense." Zhu Qingqing said proudly: "Come, I'm planning an order... Just say that my fleet was defeated and the war was not fun at all. Let the officials in Jiangnan solve the Dutch problems themselves and don't bother me again. In addition, I decided to hide and seek, and let everyone come and find it themselves..."

Chen Yuanyuan shrugged and leaned into Yi Yun's ear and said, "Hehe, this guy is really easy to deceive... This is OK."

Yi Yun smiled bitterly: "Okay, I didn't expect that in the end, I could do it like this... It's better than why she brought a hundred thousand troops to land."

After a while, Zhu Qingqing and Qingqing prepared the imperial edict, and Yi Yun asked the warship to slowly lean towards the Quanzhou Port Wharf. Li Huamei did not follow her. She did not like the style in the officialdom of Da Mengguo, and she prefers the unrestrained and free sea life, so she took her blessed ship and the stolen Dutch sailboat to hide in the Pirate Port.

Yiyun's Huberian came to Quanzhou Pier in a single shape.

As soon as his warship appeared, the civil servants on the dock jumped up, all rushed to the beach, and shouted loudly: "A ship is coming..."

"Is it the Emperor's warship?"

"Oh, no!"

"It's King Jiashan's warship..."

"It's the warship of the King of Shanghai..."

"Where is the emperor? Didn't you see the emperor's fleet?"

"Is the Emperor still beating the Dutch?"

The civil servants were talking.

Yi Yun's ship stopped at the edge of the dock. After it stopped, a long and wide wooden board was loaded from the boat. Yi Yun jumped onto the wooden board and walked towards the shore. Behind him, Zhu Qingqing, who was wearing makeup, was immediately followed.

At this time, Zhu Qingqingqing was really excited and nervous. She was excited because she had the first time wearing makeup like this. She was nervous because she was worried that she would be recognized by others. Her hide-and-seek game would end soon. Fortunately, Chen Yuanyuan's makeup skills can be called the best in the world, and no one could see any of it.

As for Chen Yuanyuan, she followed Zhu Qingqingqing closely. She was worried that Zhu Qingqingqing's innocence was disguised. If she just pretended to be an idiot, she actually wanted to escape from Yi Yun. Once the mainland immediately ordered people to arrest Yi Yun for rebellion and deception, she planned to take action immediately, kill Zhu Qingqingqing and then protect Yi Yun and break out of the siege.
Chapter completed!