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511、The war between men and women

The stupid ninja was tied up by Chen Yuanyuan with a rope and handed over to the stupid assassin. The ninja profession is like an assassin. It is very powerful when hidden. Once it appears and is restrained, its combat power will be completely lost. No one is worried that Xiao Liuzi will run away, so he throws her to the stupid assassin to watch.

The stupid assassin felt soft-hearted. Seeing the little loli with water and was not wearing any clothes, he felt sympathy in his heart: "Oh, Sister Yuanyuan is too bad. She deliberately chose to catch you when you entered the hot spring, which made you throw your clothes by the hot spring pool... I'll help you wear them."

She walked to the hot spring pool, picked up the little loli's old clothes, and looked carefully, "Oh my god, it turned out that the clothes Xiao Liuzi was originally wearing were a black thick linen cloth, with a very rough texture. It can be said that it was a torn dress worn by the poorest poor people in the cute country.

In fact, the reason is very simple. The ninja profession is not as advanced as in cartoons or comics. In the Warring States Period of Fusang, ninja is one of the lowest professions, not much higher than the head of the foot. Although Kurika Kori is the right hand of Hashishi Hideyoshi, Hashishi Hideyoshi himself is so poor that he often goes hungry, so Koriko can only be poor.

"What a pitiful ninja!" The stupid assassin burst into tears with sympathy. She took out a gorgeous Yitang embroidered with red flowers and green leaves from her package, gestured to Xiao Liuzi, then picked up the scissors, cut it shorter, and became suitable for Xiao Liuzi's figure, and then put it on her body.

"Look, you'll get beautiful when you wear it like this!" Lu Xi said with a smile: "By the way, apply some rouge and powder..."

Lu Xi took out the top-quality rouge powder that can only be bought in the misty and rainy Jiangnan in the cute country, and applied it to Xiao Liuzi on his face, and after a while, he dressed up as a watery little loli.

"Beautiful? Thank me. Hahaha!" Lu Xi took a bronze mirror and showed Xiao Liuzi his new look.

Seeing this, Xiao Liuzi was immediately scared to tears: "Wow...what do you dress me up like? Oh my God! Ninja can't dress like this...Wow... I'll be scolded by the teacher, and he wants to say that I'm a failed ninja."

It turns out that creatures like ninjas cannot wear gorgeous clothes. They usually wear black, or dark blue, or dark purple clothes to facilitate their nighttime spy activities. Their bodies must also be kept clean and they cannot have body odors. In order to ensure that there is no odor on their bodies, they strictly control their diet and do not eat leeks, meat, onions, garlic, ginger, cigarettes and other items.

Think about it, if you go out to perform a mission and hide on the ceiling and hide well, but you suddenly burp and smell of green onion floats out and are discovered by the people in the house. How unfair?

You can’t even eat something with a odor, so you can imagine the rouge powder! This thing is an absolute contraband for ninjas, whether it is Koga Ninjas, Iga Ninjas, Tanba Ninjas, Nenlai Ninjas... All ninjas in Fusang have the same regulations. Those who use rouge powder will expel the ninjas and kill them!

Liuzi is now being smeared with rouge and water powder on her body, which is really scary.

Lu Xi also held a lot of golden flowers and honeysuckles and wanted to put them on Xiao Liuzi's head, just like dressing up as a Barbie doll, but Xiao Liuzi could no longer bear the humiliation and burst into tears. The crying sounded so loudly that it shook the entire hotel.

Yi Yun couldn't help but run over: "Hey, stupid assassin, what are you playing with? Why did she cry so hard?"

"I don't know either. I'll dress her up beautifully. Look... I'll put on her beautiful clothes, apply rouge and powder, and insert honeysuckle. This will cost me a lot of money." Lu Xi said seriously: "I don't even feel sorry for my money. I don't know what she's crying."

Liuzi couldn't understand the conversation between the two of them, but he also knew that if this man had said a few words for him, Lu Xi would not spoof her anymore. She quickly blinked at Yi Yun and said in Fusang: "Damn Die Butterfly!"

"Oh?" Yi Yun glanced at Xiao Liuzi, and seemed to understand what she said. He turned to Lu Xi and said, "Didn't you hear it? They are calling Yu Middie. This means you don't want it in Fusang language!"

Although Liuzi couldn't understand Yi Yun's words, he understood Yi Yun's three words "Dushidou" again and breathed a sigh of relief, thinking: This man must have understood, please persuade this woman and tell her to stop!

Yi Yun continued to teach Lu Xi a lesson: "Du Mid Die Die, but the woman said she didn't want it, just want it! We have watched many romantic action movies. The actresses cried and shouted at Da Mid Die Die Die Die Die Die, and felt secretly happy in their hearts. Finally, they had to shout a few times: Yiku...Yiku...Lu Xi, keep playing, you can't stop until she said Yiku."

"Oh? Is that true?"

"Nonsense, my understanding of Fusang culture is extremely profound, I am right." Yi Yun said shamelessly.

"Okay, then I'll try this gouache again... I heard that this gouache is cooked with jasmine petals and has a very elegant fragrance. This little loli must like it." Lu Xi made a handful of fragrant white powder and applied it to Xiao Liuzi's face.

"Damn Die Butterfly..." Xiao Liuzi screamed miserably, it was so miserable, it made it so fragrant, how could he meet people when he went back?

Yi Yun didn't know that he had spoofed the little loli. He returned to the lobby and called Oda Shizuo and asked, "Nori, I haven't asked you very clearly before what happened to Oda Nobunaga. Now I have met two Nobunaga's subordinates in a row, all of whom are Ji Samurai. I'm interested in asking, what kind of person is Nobunaga?"

The seaweed was excited and quickly replied respectfully: "My second aunt is the sister born to my father Nobuyuki Oda and her mother. When she was a girl, she acted absurdly and was ridiculed by the people around her as the "Ouhara's big fool". No one liked her. She didn't like to regard herself as a princess, but liked to dress up like a boy, play and have fun with the three ancestry and all kinds of people in the city, and learn swordsmanship, bowing, iron cannons like a man, and even read the books of military arts passed down from the Damoi Kingdom."

"Later, when grandpa Oda Nobuhidun passed away, the position of family governor should be passed on to the boys in the family according to tradition, that is, my father Oda Nobuhidun, but the second aunt said: She is obviously older, so she should be here to inherit the family business."

Yi Yun understood this when she heard this. This is a typical case of her sister and her younger brother competing for the position of family governor. In this place of Fusang, she is extremely favored by boys over girls. As a woman, Oda Nobunaga wants to seize family governors, but she will definitely not receive support from her retainers.

Sure enough, Shizui continued: "Most of the retainers in the family are on our side, such as Lin Xiuzhen, Lin Meizuo, Shibata Katsuya and others, who support my father. The second aunt couldn't attract anyone who supported her, so she suddenly had a whim and discovered a large number of Ji Samurai to help her. Because they were all women, these Ji Samurai listened to her and helped her fight against my father."

"These Hime warriors include Sakuma Nobumo, Morikazumi, Sasa Narimasa, Ikeda Yoshihiro, Kawajiri Hidetaka, etc.... My father took the fighting power of these Hime warriors lightly, but was defeated by Oda Nobunaga... Shibata Katsuya, Lin Xiuzhen and other old servants who supported my father were also surrendered. Later, she found a large number of Hime warriors from somewhere, including Maeda Takaki, Ninoha Nagahide, and Kishishitoshiki Yoshiro... The current Oda family was established. Most of her subordinates were Hime warriors, and there were only a few male samurai, and these men were not welcomed."

So that's it! Yi Yun now understands, no wonder Oda Nobunaga was surrounded by countless daimyos, and formed a "Nobunaga Surrounding Net". This is a group of men who can't stand women rising and fighting for the world, so the men actually formed an alliance to attack Oda Nobunaga. It's really a tragedy.

Thinking about what Bai Mei encountered not long ago, Yi Yun couldn't help but feel a little angry.

For some reason, Yi Yun suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Oda Nobunaga. Do you really want to kill Nobunaga? Tsk... If Nobunaga was not here, I would rather help Nobunaga, ha. But... Nobunaga has a grudge against her to kill her father, so it is definitely not possible to help her. I was not stupid enough to help my wife's enemy of killing her father.

Yiyun patted Shiraki on the shoulder: "Okay, I know what kind of person Nobunaga is. Since I know that most of her samurai are Ji Samurai, I don't need to be so surprised when I meet Ji Samurai again in the future. Hey! I don't know why, I suddenly feel very happy..."

Seaweed: "…"

If Chen Yuanyuan is here, he will definitely complain that he is happy because there is another girl to have sex, but Shiro is a typical Fusang woman. She dares not complain about her man, so she can only remain silent at this time.

That night, everyone got up early the next day. Yiyun was planning to continue shopping in Sakaimachi. Suddenly, a Yiwu soldier ran into the lobby and reported to Yiyun: "Prince, someone is visiting our fleet berthed by the dock..."

"Ah? What does it mean?" Yi Yunqi said: "Are you here to discuss business with me, a big cute businessman?"

"No..." Yiwu Bing kowtowed and said, "It's a bald monk. He actually knows our true identity. He said he wanted to meet the Lord Shou of Jiuzhou. His subordinates dare not neglect them. So I will inform you quickly."

Dizzy, the monk asked for a meeting early in the morning? Isn’t this unlucky? How good would it be to change to a beautiful woman to ask for a meeting? Yi Yun was very upset, but the other party could tell that he was the governor of Jiuzhou, which shows that he was not an ordinary person, so he still had to meet him.

He left the lodge and took a large group of people to the dock. The stupid assassin also carried Xiao Liuzi over.

Everyone arrived at Sakai Port and quickly looked at their fleet. Sure enough, there were a lot of people next to the dragon boat. It seemed that they were all monks, monks, and monk soldiers. Among them, a young monk wearing a cassock and looking like a dog-like man stood in front, probably the one who came to see Yi Yun.
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