573. The direction of the strategy is wrong again
Hum? Pretend to not understand Da Mengyu? Yi Yun stumbled: Is it because this girl lives in the center of the political vortex and was bullied very badly, so she is very alert. I am just a stranger to her, so she doesn't want to show her true face in front of me, so she pretends not to understand Da Mengyu? Well, then take it slowly! The strategy is to go step by step. [.Com/text
Yi Yun turned to Zheng Zhifeng and said, "Body Guard, come and help me translate. I told the old man who sells calligraphy and paintings that I think her calligraphy and paintings are very good, and I want to buy a few."
Zheng Zhifeng hurried over and translated: "Miss selling calligraphy and paintings, my businessman has taken a fancy to your calligraphy and paintings and wants to buy a few of them back."
Zheng Zhifeng was speaking Fusang language. The girl from Zhengqin Town could not pretend to not understand. She turned around and said, 573, and the guide direction was wrong again and faced Zheng Zhifeng with a smile: "So that's the case, it's great, just choose..."
Speaking of this, the Emperor of Zhengqin Town has seen clearly the person in front of him. It is obvious that this is a bodyguard. He is wearing very simple clothes, with a sword around his waist, and his skin is healthy and dark, and his face is... well... quite handsome! Of course, there are many handsome guys of this level in Fusang, but one key problem is that this handsome guy is obviously a bodyguard brought by a businessman from Da Mengguo, that is to say... he is a bodyguard from Da Mengguo.
Bodyguards should be considered ordinary people, right? At least they are not considered big shots! The Emperor girl couldn't help but think like this.
In fact... in the eyes of real ordinary people and ordinary people, bodyguards are not ordinary people at all. They are very humans who work with their heads on the knife. But the Emperor girl doesn't think so. For her, there are too many people like Daming, generals, ministers, etc. People with professions like bodyguards fall into the scope of "ordinary people" in her mind.
Ordinary, from the cute country, handsome guy... The Emperor girl added these three elements together. Suddenly, she felt her pretty face blushing, and 573 flashed across her face. The direction of the strategy was wrong again and there was a hint of shame...
"Ah Luo...Soro..." The emperor girl stuttered for a moment, and finally pressed down the pink on her face and said, "Guest, please look at the calligraphy and paintings I drew... The characters written on them are all from Da Mengguo. Even if you take them back to Da Mengguo, you can hang them in the room... It is not difficult to see with your appreciation level that the calligraphy and paintings were drawn by me with all my efforts, and they are guaranteed to be worth ten cents of money."
He actually praised my appreciation level? Zheng Zhifeng was shocked: Damn. I am a pirate, where did I get the artistic appreciation level? You can't just flatter me just to sell paintings, right?
She quickly reached out to Yi Yun next to her and then said to the Emperor girl: "That's the buyer, I'm just his bodyguard. When you ask you to speak, I'll translate it for you."
The Emperor's eyes didn't move, and he stared at Zheng Zhifeng tightly: "Your master doesn't seem to understand Fusang language. It's useless to tell him, so let's talk to you... Ah Luo... By the way... Are the bodyguards in the big cute country as handsome as you?"
Zheng Zhifeng: “…”
She was stunned for a long time, turned to Yi Yun and said, "My husband, I understand every word she said, but the meaning after synthesizing the sentence. Why am I a little confused?"
"What did she say?" Yi Yun Daqi.
Zheng Zhifeng quickly translated what the Emperor said.
"She asked you if the bodyguards in Da Mengguo are all as handsome as you?" Yi Yun khan.
"Yes! What does this mean?" Zheng Zhifeng also sweated: "It seems that there is no necessary connection with our current scene."
Yi Yun: "..."
Damn, I'm cheating! Yi Yun suddenly wiped his sweat. This Emperor girl... She is actually more interested in Zheng Zhifeng than me. What is the development of this Damn? It's too much!
Without thinking, Yi Yun quickly took out a ingot of silver from his arms. It seemed that there was a dozen taels. He didn't care about how much it was. He put it in the hands of the Emperor's sister and said anxiously: "Today we suddenly have an urgent matter. We will only buy one calligraphy and painting first, and see it tomorrow. You will set up a stall again tomorrow." After that, he held Zheng Zhifeng with one hand and picked up the calligraphy and painting of "Bird in the Cage" with the other, and ran away.
The two of them ran out a few streets and hid in an alley without anyone. Zheng Zhifeng quickly asked, "Husband, why did you pull me away?"
"I'm cheating!" Yi Yun Dahan said: "That woman seems to be more interested in you than me... Dangerous and dangerous... I almost walked onto a strange branch line, so I quickly stopped today's strategy. After thinking clearly, I will come to the strategy next time..."
Zheng Zhifeng was sweating: "But, I am a woman! How could she have a habit of loving women?"
"Damn, wake me up. You are dressed in men's clothes now." Yi Yun shook Zheng Zhifeng's shoulders.
"Well……"
Yi Yun looked around and looked Zheng Zhifeng a few times and hummed, "It can be seen from her words that she thinks you are very handsome... uh... Could it be that I am not dressed well and not handsome enough? No, next time I will dress up so handsome that I am so handsome. Then go to her calligraphy and painting stall. By the way, you don't go with me in men's clothes tomorrow and change to women's clothes."
"If I change to women's clothing, I have to pretend to be a prostitute, right? I don't want it!" Zheng Zhifeng refused.
"For the sake of mission, you must know how to sacrifice!" Yi Yun hummed.
Zheng Zhifeng said aggrievedly: "And... you obviously want to go to pick up girls, how can you go with a prostitute? It would be strange if they don't hide far away."
Yi Yun: "..."
He was speechless for a long time and had to compromise and said, "Okay, tomorrow you will be a bodyguard to accompany me, but you must be low-key, low-key, and low-key. You must not attract her attention anymore, otherwise it will be difficult for us to control her if she does not fall in love with me."
"Okay!" Zheng Zhifeng said aggrievedly.
The next day, Yi Yun asked Zheng Zhifeng to wear more rustic clothes and dress more ordinary. He himself wore the most gorgeous brocade robe with Wen Yu hanging around his waist. Whether at first glance or at careful look, he was a handsome young man. In the future, he was definitely a top-notch rich and handsome man. When Zheng Zhifeng stood beside him, he was the authentic ** silk man.
After dressing up, Yi Yun took Zheng Zhifeng to the place where the Emperor girl set up a stall yesterday. Before leaving yesterday, he left a message for the Emperor girl, asking her to set up a stall again today. This is also a plan, because he has few opportunities to meet with the Emperor girl, and the only intersection now is to meet at the street stall. Therefore, you must not buy too many calligraphy and paintings at once, nor can you give her money for free, otherwise she will stay in the imperial clinic and not come out, which will seriously affect the progress of the strategy.
While walking, Yi Yun said unhappy with Zheng Zhifeng: "Hmph, I don't believe that after dealing with this, she will put her attention on you. I will explain first that although you are my wife, if you dare to snatch a woman from me, I will deal with you as well!"
Zheng Zhifeng was sweating: "My husband... pay attention to moral integrity. Is it really okay to speak like this? It's so sweaty to be jealous with your wife."
"This has nothing to do with moral integrity. This is a normal reaction of a normal man. Those who compete with me for girls will be killed, regardless of gender," Yi Yun hummed.
"I said the problem is not here!" Zheng Zhifeng was furious: "You took your wife to tease other girls. This is a serious problem! I haven't settled the score with you yet, so you actually said you want to deal with me first?"
"..." Yi Yun Dahan: Dama, women cannot grasp the key points in their daily lives, but at this time, they will get the chance. Forget it, don't mess with Zheng Zhifeng for now, it's more important to challenge the Emperor girl.
The two walked to the place where the stall was set up yesterday. Sure enough, the Emperor's girl and Kyoko Takaki had already set up the stall. Yesterday, Yiyun only bought a painting, but gave her seventeen taels of silver. After the Emperor's girl and Kyoko Takaki returned, he planned that the customer must be very rich and could provide them with a lot of funds. Moreover, Yiyun is a businessman from Dameng Country, and might be able to contact the ships of Dameng Country, so the Emperor's girl and Kyoko Takaki also wanted to see them, so both sides abide by the agreement and met again in the old place.
Yi Yun was far away and showed his momentum. He swung his gorgeous brocade robe, and his tall, rich and handsome temperament came out. When other women on the street saw him, their eyes suddenly shone, and they wanted to swallow him into their stomachs.
Humph, I am very imposing today and must guide this girl! Yi Yun walked to the street stall and said in an extremely handsome voice: "I'm here to buy calligraphy and painting again!"
"Wow, you're really here!" The Emperor girl jumped up excitedly, flashed, and walked around Yi Yun, stood in front of Zheng Zhifeng, and said happily: "Come and take a look at my calligraphy and paintings."
"Nani?" Yi Yun was shocked. I am so handsome and Zheng Zhifeng looks so rustic. Is it because of the magic? I was defeated again!
Poor Yi Yun once again made the wrong direction. The Emperor’s girl likes ordinary people. If Zheng Zhifeng was a little bit beyond the scope of "ordinary people", she would be completely ordinary today. Because she dressed more simple today, the Emperor’s girl’s interest in Zheng Zhifeng has increased a little more than yesterday.
She picked up her calligraphy and paintings and happily spread them in front of Zheng Zhifeng: "Body Guard Sama, come and see, are the calligraphy and paintings I painted beautiful? If I go to Damengguo, can anyone tell that it was painted by Fusang people? Can you use fake to make real ones?"
Zheng Zhifeng smiled bitterly.
Yi Yun vomited blood.
Kyoko Takaki, who was standing next to him, also saw something wrong. As an old man, he had more experience in life. He saw a subtle dissonance between Yiyun, Zheng Zhifeng and the Emperor's sister, so he quickly stood up and stood in front of the Emperor's sister, and whispered: "Good niece, don't scare the guests like this, let the guests choose their own calligraphy and paintings, otherwise they will scare them away."
"Ah?" The emperor girl hurriedly shrank behind Kyoto Takaki.
"Hehe, sorry, my niece rarely talks to people, so she doesn't understand etiquette. Please don't be surprised by the two guests, but choose calligraphy and paintings." Kyoto Takayoshi tried his best to smooth things over...!!!
Chapter completed!