673、You are not handsome at all
The camel began to run towards the west, and with Yi Yun's "ride mastery" skill, he ran like a flying. Yamata Orochi was obviously very angry and refused to give up on this opponent who teased him, and chased him tightly. However, the snake was too big after all, and the eight heads were dancing around, which made the center of gravity difficult to control. As a result, it chased after not long, it was thrown away by Yi Yun and pulled far behind.
"That's great, I can run away!" Akichi Mitsuhide said overjoyed: "I was so scared just now. I thought Kyushu Shun would encounter an accident... I don't know what to do. This camel suddenly appeared, which really saved our lives."
Yi Yun also breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that it is God's will! As expected, the protagonist has many benefits, and in a desperate situation, a camel comes out to save his life."
"What is the protagonist?"
"Well! It's just a word to describe me as a handsome guy."
"The talented man from Kyushu is not handsome, he looks very ordinary." Akichi Mitsuhide said with a red face.
"Nani? Are you looking for death?" Yi Yun's evil big hand was originally placed on her waist, but now she deliberately slid upwards: "If you dare to say that I'm not handsome, I will clean you up immediately."
Akichi Mitsuhide was overjoyed and immediately said, "Kingshu Shun is not handsome at all!"
Yi Yun: "..."
What a desperate woman! Huang Jue Shu Waterfall sweats heavily. No, I have to change the topic.
At this time, the snake was thrown out of sight, and Yi Yun quickly tied the reins: "We can't throw the snake out of sight, otherwise it will run around. It will be bad if it runs to a small village and kills innocent people. Let's go back and attract it."
"Ah? Then I just called you unfair. You won't pursue it?" Akichi Mitsuhide was anxious.
"Now I have to deal with the big snake, so how can I pursue such a small matter?" Yi Yun hummed.
"You clearly said 'immediate', it's 'immediate'!" Akichi Mitsuhide stressed.
"But there is a priority, and the big snake is obviously heavier!"
"Nonsense, for women, the snake is not important. What is important is to marry... cough cough... if you say something wrong, you should be punished. This is the right way in the world!" Akichi Mitsuhide was extremely serious.
Hello! Woman, you just wanted to say that the big snake is not important, is it important to mention getting married? Grasp the key point! What is light and what is heavy? Do you dare to think about it with normal thinking? Yi Yun Dahan, and... Now, as long as I am on the back of a running camel, how should I wash my hair "immediately" in this situation? Do you have to do that on the back of a running camel? Uh... it feels a bit like a car shock. Would it be very exciting?
Yi Yun accidentally thought wrong again!
He quickly calmed down, returned to the point, turned the reins, and then turned back. After running for a while, the figure of Yamata Orochi appeared in the distance. It chased Yiyun and Akichi Mitsuhide, and it was indeed staying there, as if it was considering which direction to chase after him.
Yi Yun rode a camel to a place not far away, and sang again: "Look at the big snake opposite. Look at it, look at it, look at it, the performance here is very exciting, don't pretend to ignore it..."
"Hiss!" The snake was furious and twisted its huge body and chased after it.
"Shit!"
Translator: "Stop it!"
Usually, the big villains have to yell a few nonsense like "Stop for me" and "Don't run away". Of course, the protagonist of justice will not stand obediently. He will run faster after hearing such words. I really don't know why the villains like to say these words...
In short, the snake was so angry that it was once again angrily chased after it.
Yi Yun kept the camel at a speed that was neither fast nor slow, leading the way. He soon led the Orochi out of dozens of miles. In fact, it was not far from Kyoto to Ishiyama Honkanji, and it was only less than a hundred miles away. It was not far from Chongqing to Chengdu. If the camel's physical strength was not considered, it would take a few hours to run. Of course, it was impossible for camels to run constantly. They often needed to stop and rest, so it actually took half a day to run a hundred miles.
Since Iyun and Akichi Mitsuhide set out from Kyoto in the afternoon, it is inevitable that they will have to spend an evening halfway through.
Yi Yun was a little worried that the camel would not be able to run at night. In the evening, he began to think of a solution: "Miss Guangxiu, what if the camel would sleep and refuse to run away at night?"
"Camels should be very hardworking, right?" Akichi Mitsuhide said seriously: "But I have to sleep at night. I will doze off at midnight..."
Hey hey hey, it’s all my business whether you sleep or not! Yi Yun sweated heavily.
"I may fall off the camel's back when I fall asleep. At that time, I will only ask Lord Kyushu to hug me tightly..." Akichi Mitsuhide said seriously: "Hold me tighter..."
"Puchi!" Yi Yun vomited blood: You must be pretending to be asleep, right? You will be pretending to be asleep before it gets dark, sure!
Just as he thought of this, Akichi Mitsuhide suddenly softened his body, closed his eyes, and even snored slightly, obviously pretending to be snoring. Oh my God, don’t pretend to be sleeping so obviously! I just want me to hug you? Isn’t it okay to hug you? Yi Yun had to hug this girl tightly. Akichi Mitsuhide took the opportunity to drill into his arms...
This... does this guy like to act coquettishly? He didn't think she was such a person before... It seems that Akichi Mitsuhide had the important task of assisting the emperor and had no time to consider personal emotional issues. Once His Majesty the Emperor was saved, she would relax herself and start to be naughty... It was such a scam!
Oh, maybe there are other reasons. Now I am chasing a snake, which is very dangerous. It is said that this situation is called the "suspension bridge effect". Another reason is that there are many women around me, and it is rare to be alone with her, so she is very different. Wow, I am getting more and more She is more and more comprehensive in thinking about the problem.
After a while, the sun set and the world began to gradually turn dark. The Yamata Orochi who was chasing behind suddenly stopped. The eight snake heads beat together and "drink" them, then lie down on the ground and actually fell asleep.
"Hey, you are a snake. As a snake, you should be more energetic at night. Don't let me sleep just dark!" Yi Yun really wanted to complain that this kind of unruly artificial creature is obviously a monster created according to human habits. It is not in line with the original habits of snake animals. How unsense was designed by scientists? Forget it, the big snake rests, I will rest too.
Yi Yunle stopped the camel, jumped to the ground, found a dry bottom of a tree, put down Akihi Mitsuhide, and then sat down with his back against the trunk, intending to close his eyes and rest for a while.
Unfortunately, this is another cherry blossom tree. Although it is night, the petals are still floating romantically, reflecting the cold moonlight, which has a unique beauty.
Akichi Mitsuhide suddenly turned over and sat up, pouting, "Hey, Lord Kyushu... I'm just off on the camel, but now I've obviously gotten a camel, why didn't you take any further action?"
"What further action should I take?" Yi Yun asked.
"You are not handsome at all!"
"Yeah, I get it!"
"Mr. Jiuzhou, you are not handsome at all!"
"Okay OK, don't repeat, I already understand."
"Sir Jiuzhou Shou, you are really not handsome at all!"
"Hey, I said I understand!"
"Where is the promised cleanse?" Akichi Mitsuhide was very annoyed.
"When will I tell you a good time?" Yi Yun rolled his eyes.
"You are about to return to Dameng Country. They still have to stay in Fusang as the general of the Conquering Yi to manage the country. If you don't know when you meet again after farewell, if you don't have a whitewash before saying goodbye, maybe I will become an old virgin like Nobunaga!"
"What's up to me?" Yi Yun hummed.
"Be careful that I have a crush on you!"
"You haven't entered my yard again, and it's just outside the wall, how can you get out?"
"Hey, now I'm just asking to enter the yard!"
"There are too many people in the yard, and you have no place to stay."
"If you don't go into the yard, then let's get along!"
Yi Yun: "..."
How could there be such a woman in the world? She can’t afford to hurt her!
"If you don't agree, I'll have sex with other men. I'll find a man on the street, the old and ugly one. Tsk tsk, think about it, I'll bring this kind of man under the cherry blossom tree..."
"Fuck, I can't think of this kind of scene! I'll get hurt when I think about it!" Yi Yun jumped up.
"That's right, I said everything, you're not handsome at all!" Akichi Mitsuhide took a walk and came back.
"It seems you are going to die." Yi Yun didn't care about being unruly, and rushed forward, slamming Akihi Mitsuhide onto the grass.
“Wow…be gentle…”
At the end of the distant view, Yamata Orochi was sleeping, and her huge body looked like a hill at night. During the interval between the chasing of such oppressive monsters, I could actually do such embarrassing things with a girl. Yi Yun actually felt very excited, and this excitement was completely different from the past.
Sure enough, the suspension bridge effect is not only effective for women, but also for men!
A young girl like Akechi Mitsuhide doesn't know how to seduce men. Although she tried her best to pose for a sexy pose, she was actually very clumsy, but it didn't matter. Under the powerful suspension bridge effect, Yi Yun quickly got into the situation. He gently untied the yin and yang Taoist robe of Mitsuhide, revealing her snow-white and delicate body inside.
"Oh, Lord Jiuzhou Shou... Come on... I like you very much..."
"By the way, when did you fall in love with me?" Yi Yun couldn't help asking.
"When His Majesty the Emperor said he liked you, I fell in love with you..." Akichi Mitsuhide said a little shyly: "His Majesty the Emperor is the most noble son of heaven, that is to say, she is the best woman in the world. Her eyes on men will definitely not be wrong. If she likes you, it means you are the best man in the world, so I fell in love with it..."
Hey, this reason is really okay? That emperor's vision of people is completely messed up! Forget it, don't care about such details... Life is full of joy, and now it is the king to "happy" desperately.
Chapter completed!