679 , the black-bellied Shiji
Yi Yun was happy when he heard this, and he said, "Oh, there is a good show." I hid and listened to the gossip. He quickly used an invisibility skill, lurked, and quietly walked to the next few minutes next to the two girls, which sounded like a show."
Nobunaga played with his hands on the corner of his clothes: "Ichihito, that's right...hey, listen to me to explain..."
"I don't listen!" Shiji was furious: "I actually have the face to ask me to listen to your explanation. Tell me... why is it that I can't marry?"
"Because... because my great devil is so famous." Oda Nobunaga said with a flat mouth: "As my sister, no one dares to ask for it."
"Oh, so you know very well!" Shi Ji said angrily: "Tell me, what age do women in Fusang usually get married?"
"Twelve to fifteen years old." Nobunaga said.
"Then how old am I?" Shiji was aggressive.
Nobunaga said pitifully: "You...you are twenty-five..."
"Wow!" Shi Ji suddenly cried: "It's twenty-five! You can't marry at the age of twenty-five, it's going to die! You culprit, what are you going to accompany me for more than ten years of youth? If you can't marry, I can still find some comfort. Every time I feel sad, I think about it. I have an old virgin sister, and I can barely suppress my anger... Unexpectedly... You bad guy actually tricked Lord Jiuzhou Shou and successfully escaped from the situation of an old virgin... Now if I am the oldest virgin, I don't want to live... Take this title away, I don't want..."
"Ichihito...Oh...Don't do this!" Oda Nobunaga was in a hurry. The one she loved the most was this sister. But this sister never liked her, which really made her so depressed.
"I don't care... You will become an old virgin for me! You can only get married when I get married!" Shi Ji began to mess up.
"How did this become back?" Nobunaga was shocked.
"This really cannot be changed back unless there is a hymen repair surgery these days..." Yi Yun sweated loudly next to him: "No, can you become a virgin even if you use a hymen repair surgery? This is obviously impossible... Even if the membrane is repaired, it cannot be called a virgin. Waterfall sweat."
Yi Yun's sweat was flowing.
"I don't care. Whether you change or not will change!" Ichiji said angrily: "Or I won't recognize you as my sister."
It is a unique privilege for younger brothers and sisters to be unreasonable. Those who are older brothers and sisters can only endure it... Nobunaga smiled bitterly: "Ichihito, sister, I was wrong, but I really can't go back. Just spare your sister."
"I won't do it! Woo..." Ichihi was a lady from Yiyun, a super good woman with a princess level gentle and virtuous princess, but in front of Nobunaga, she became a completely unreasonable little witch: "You turn back to an old virgin, otherwise I will definitely not recognize you anymore. I want to run away from home, I want to learn bad things... I want to smoke, drink, and never return at night..."
Nobunaga's generation hero had no way to deal with this sister, and his whole face was furrowed: "Ichihito, please make a request that your sister can do. No matter what the request is, my sister will agree to you. But it is really impossible to turn back into an old virgin."
"I don't mention any other requests, I want this!" Ichiji became stubborn.
Yi Yun was laughing at the side so hard that his stomach hurt. Nobunaga, it depends on how you resolve this crisis. If you can meet such a perverted requirement, you can be called the real Sixth Heaven Demon King.
Nobunaga had a headache and was in a mess. Ichihito was aggressive, tossing and struggling hard.
The deadlock lasted for a long time, and Nobunaga finally slapped his head. Qi said, "Ichihito, I have a way!"
"Hmph, what can I say it out? If I cannot perfectly meet my request, I will not forgive you." Shi Ji said coldly.
"Let's exchange identities! We two look very similar anyway." Nobunaga said pitifully: "You put on my gorgeous brocade robe, look weird, and have a carefree movement like me, messing up your hair. And I put on your floral kimono, make your movements and behave elegantly, and your hair is tied behind your head like you... In this way, you will become Yun Jiang's woman, and you can kiss him and roll the sheets warmly at night, and I will become an old virgin that no one wants, and experience your lonely life... What do you think this is?"
"Huh? This method seems to be of some interest!" Shiji was overjoyed: "Turn you into me, then you will become an old virgin. There is no one to accompany you at night, no man wants you, and live in jealousy and envy and hatred. When you meet a man, you have to pretend to be good and please them... Even so, no man will want to... It's so sad. I have experienced the miserable life I have lived, and you must also feel it. And I became my sister, and I can walk into the bed of a Kyushu in a righteous way... Hahahahahahahaha..."
"Puchi!" Yi Yun, who was invisible to listen to the opera next to him, almost spit out a mouthful of blood. What are these two sisters playing? Don't do it so randomly.
"Oh, my dear sister, what are we waiting for? Go back to the house and change your clothes!" Ichihito laughed happily, and turned his name into his dear sister. Oda Nobunaga was so scared that his whole body trembled: "Okay... let's change..."
Yi Yun also felt a cold heart. Oh my God, I don’t know if I don’t look at it. It turns out that Ichihito has been pretending to be good in front of me. In fact, he is a very dark-hearted woman. Nobunaga was like a mouse being teased by a cat in front of her.
The two girls were standing in front of Yi Yun's bedroom and arguing. Now that they have to find a room to change their clothes, they simply go into Yi Yun's house. If they go back to their room to change their clothes, Yi Yun wouldn't have followed him. But he went into Yi Yun's room. He snorted and said, "It's not that I want to peek at you, it's you who chose my room yourself, I'll make the decision to make my room..."
After making excuses, Yi Yun flashed, followed them silently, and then sat in the corner of the room and continued to watch the show.
After entering the room, Ichihime couldn't wait to take off her clothes. After a few seconds, she took off the kimono on the outside. She was wearing a moon-white midsummer, which made her even more gentle. Unfortunately, her black-bellied personality had been exposed. This soft appearance looked so terrifying in Yi Yun's eyes.
Nobunaga also took off Qingqi's clothes. Her middle clothes were actually a flowery dress, which was covered with various strange patterns. Ichihito looked at Nobunaga's flowery clothes and hummed, "I didn't expect that you had flowery clothes outside and flowery clothes inside. Since I want to disguise yourself as you, all the clothes have to be changed, and this one is given to me."
The two girls started to take off their clothes again... As soon as the clothes were taken off, their bodies were basically exposed in front of Yi Yun. He looked at them with a wicked smile, compared them for a while, and was surprised to find that the figures of the two sisters were very close, with cups on their waists, flexible waists, and thicknesses of their thighs all the same, just like one person, no wonder they were confident to exchange.
Next, the two girls started wearing each other's clothes. Ichihito spread her hair tied up and deliberately rubbed her hair like Nobunaga, which immediately exuded a wild smell. Nobunaga tied her hair with a headband and carefully sorted it out with a wooden comb. In a short while, it turned into beautiful hair like clouds.
Such things like women are really magical. Once the clothes are changed, their temperament will suddenly change. Ichihime, who was as quiet as water just now, now has a wild aura all over his body. In addition to his eyes being less sharp than Nobunaga, his whole body has completely become Nobunaga. As for Nobunaga, he is obviously a hero of a generation, but after changing into a kimono, combing his hair smoothly, he becomes Ichihime. However, in the depths of his eyes, a deep cold light will occasionally ejaculate.
"Sister, you can be quiet if you want to be quiet! Hehehe!" Ichihime deliberately reached out to touch Nobunaga's hair, and said with a wicked smile: "Don't expose me. If someone recognizes you as Nobunaga and I am Ichihime, I will never recognize you as your sister again."
Nobunaga smiled bitterly: "I know... I won't reveal it... Ichihito, when do you plan to exchange it with me?"
Shi Ji laughed: "When I have been intimate with Lord Jiuzhou Shou hundreds of times, and the raw rice is cooked to a rice that cannot be cooked anymore, I will take the initiative to explain my identity and exchange it for you. I think... it will be about one year, hahahaha... I will make good use of your identity and turn Lord Jiuzhou Shou into my man in this year. Hahahahahahahahaha, you can use this year to experience my emptiness, loneliness and coldness."
Nobunaga said "Oh" and she was in the stage of love with Yi Yun. It would be too painful to ask her not to touch Yi Yun for a year, but she also valued family affection and did not want to lose her sister, so she had to say with a bitter face: "Woo...Okay...I promise you...Woo..."
"Don't cry!" Ichihito snorted coldly: "I, Oda City, always maintains a gentle and cute temperament in front of men. She is a top healing beauty. Your random cry will make men feel annoyed and ruin my reputation."
"Woo...I won't cry!" Nobunaga nodded pitifully.
"Okay, let's go to find Lord Jiuzhou Shou like this... I want you to see Lord Jiuzhou Shou and I talk with you with your own eyes... Let you understand the mood of seeing you two walking hand in hand... Oh hehehehe..." Shi Ji smiled proudly.
She laughed a few times, and suddenly stopped and said, "By the way, I almost forgot that you call Master Jiuzhou Shou using Yunjiang... I have to change my words as well... Yunjiang... Yunjiang... Hehe..."
Yi Yun's whole body was very cold.
Shi Ji said viciously again: "Dear sister, from today on, you can't call him Yunjiang. Change me to call him Lord Kyushu. Have you remembered it?"
"Woo... remember..."
Chapter completed!