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695 , The King of Xiangyang Prepares the Luggage

Yi Yun took out the map and looked at it. The location of Shaolin Temple is Songshan, which is near Dengfeng. The route Yi Yun originally planned to take was to go north from Xiangyang to Luoyang, and then go west from Luoyang to Tongguan into Shaanxi. If you count it this way, you can't get many long roads to Shaolin Temple, just go to Dengfeng: "Okay, let's go to Shaolin for a walk to see if you can get some monks to help."

After hearing what Yi Yun said, Saga Sunshi couldn't help but ask, "Are we planning to go to the temple of Damengguo?"

"Yes!" I don't know which girl answered her.

Saga Sunshi was immediately overjoyed: "Wow, I heard that Buddhism in the Moe Kingdom is also very prosperous. I have always wanted to find an opportunity to see what the Buddhist temple here looks like."

"You think beautifully. Shaolin Temple has had a rule of 695 since ancient times. The King of Xiangyang is not allowed to enter the luggage." Yi Yun hummed. In fact, he was talking nonsense and just took out the settings in Jin Yong's novels. Since ancient times, women have been unable to resist women, because in ancient times, those who like to burn incense and worship Buddha were often women. If women were not allowed to enter the temple, who would give money for incense and oil? If there is no money for incense and oil, would monks drink the northwest wind? It is related to the problem of jobs. Those who prohibit women from entering the temple are stupid*!

Yi Yun deliberately said that Shaolin did not allow women to enter because he just wanted to play with the japanese Sunshi.

Sure enough, after hearing this, Saga Sunshi jumped in shock: "Nani? Wow! Why are there such regulations?"

"Because Shaolin is a masculine place, women have feminine constitution. People with feminine constitution will immediately bleed and die from a seven-orbital orifice." Yi Yun said seriously.

"What should I do if that woman wants to enter the temple very much?" asked Sun Shin-shi Zaga.

"It's very simple. You must first mix Yin and Yang..." Yi Yun said with a serious face, righteous and stern expression: "Men are Yang, women are Yin, Yin and Yang are blended into a ball of men and women, rubbing and rubbing, rubbing and rubbing. After rubbing for one night, you can safely enter Shaolin Temple the next day, but... the effect can only last for one day. If the next day, if the King of Xiangyang is ready to go to the temple, he must first mix Yin and Yang for one night."

Girls: "…"

The red fox opened his mouth wide. The unconventional words made her want to bite Yi Yun on his neck, but she couldn't figure out whether Shaolin Temple really had this statement. If Yi Yun said it was true, wouldn't she bit the wrong person? It was funny and uncomfortable to open her mouth and never bite her.

"Are you saying true?" Saga Sunshi was stunned: "This...Aro...Soro...I have to think about whether I want to go in."

"Yeah, think about it carefully!" Yi Yun felt a little laughed in his heart.

After everyone used the luxurious meal prepared by Dong Ying, Yi Yun planned to say goodbye, but Dong Ying suddenly stopped him and said, "Don't just take care of yourself, stinky cousin, I also want to go to Shaolin Temple. I went to pray for a wish a few years ago, and the wish came true, but I didn't go to fulfill it. It just so happened that you, Zhao Yunxuan and Cai Rou, two cousins, were going, so let's go together."

"You have such a stinky mouth, so I don't want to walk with you." Yi Yun hummed.

"Is my mouth smelly because the man is too smelly! When I don't talk to the man, my mouth is not smelly at all." Dong Ying hummed.

"Damn it, what awkward guy, I ignore you anyway." Yi Yun turned around and planned to set off.

Dong Ying quickly shouted: "Hey, I am an ordinary person without profession and skills! In this era of chaos, there are hundreds of thousands of bandits running around outside. Stinky cousin, do you have the heart to let me, a weak woman, go so far without anyone protecting her?"

"Huh?" Yi Yun felt soft after hearing this. It makes sense. Although this guy is a little foul, he is my cousin, he is considered a relative. It was just that before. Now that Li Zicheng is uprising, there must be many little thieves running around in the world. It is indeed very dangerous to let this guy go on his own. Forget it, be a good person. Although my brother is usually a bad person, he occasionally becomes a good person when facing beautiful women: "Forget it, then let's take you with me. My army is already on standby and can travel at any time. If you want to follow us, prepare your luggage quickly."

"Okay, then I'll go and prepare the luggage I need to travel. You can wait here for a while and I'll be ready soon." Dong Ying smiled and walked out of the hall and walked around the back mansion.

As soon as she left, Yi Yun saw that Zhao Yunxuan and Cai Rou had a very painful expression and said strangely: "What's wrong with you two? Why are your expressions so weird?"

Zhao Yunxuan smiled bitterly: "Oh my God, you really want to take her with you. It's over... it's over... While she is equiping her luggage, let's eat all the delicious buns from all over the country before coming back."

Cai Rou also shook her head and whispered: "Cousin, didn't you say you wanted to conquer Europe? Let's take advantage of the time when Dong Ying's cousin was preparing her luggage to conquer Europe before coming."

"Nani? God-Master?" Yi Yun was shocked.

Zhao Yunxuan sighed: "Eat a circle of buns from all over the country and conquer Europe. It seems that it is not long enough... Cousin, you told me on the boat that the Pacific Ocean is on the east side. What kind of American island is there? Let's conquer the American island and come back, so maybe the time is enough for her to prepare her luggage."

"I don't think this is enough." Cai Rou said with a frown: "When my son can make soy sauce, I don't know if she is ready to finish it."

"Hey, you don't have a son yet! You obviously don't even have a man." Yi Yun Dahan: "Are you talking about gods? Why can't I understand?"

"Uh... In short, Dong Ying's luggage preparation is very slow, it's very terrifying!" Zhao Yunxuan spread her hands: "If you don't believe it, let's go to the backyard to watch the show now."

Zhao Yunxuan pulled Yi Yun and walked towards the back mansion of the Xiangyang Prince's Mansion. Although there were many female guards of the royal palace on the road, when he saw that the King of Jinling was going in, no one dared to stop him, he let the two of them easily walk to the back mansion. They saw that the pavilions and towers were as beautiful as the front mansion, and flowers were blooming everywhere. After walking in such an environment for a while, they came to the front of a small attic. A large group of servants were entering and exiting the small attic. Everyone was holding daily things in their hands. Several maids came over at the door of the attic, and other servants put the things in their hands into the box.

A maid who looked a little bit culture was singing loudly about what was put into the box: "The bronze mirror is on all sides...the silver mirror is on all sides...the golden mirror is on all sides...the western glass halberds are on all sides...the wooden combs are on all sides...the sheep horns are on all sides...the combs are on all sides...the combs are on all sides...the combs are on all sides...the combs are on all sides...the combs are on all sides...the combs are on all sides...the combs are on all sides...the combs are on all sides...the box is full, sealed and carried onto the sand truck...Don't move so slowly, don't delay the prince's plan to travel."

Yi Yun wiped his sweat: "Dare you ask this girl, these things are all used by the King of Xiangyang to take them out together?"

"Yes!" the maid blinked.

"Why do you have to carry so many mirrors alone? Is it meaningful to carry four sides? Isn't one mirror enough?" Yi Yunhan said.

The maid smiled: "Men are men, and they must never understand women's makeup. If there are no two mirrors, some places are blind spots and cannot be seen. You have to put the two mirrors facing each other to see the hairstyle behind you..."

"But you obviously brought four types of mirrors, a total of more than ten!" Yi Yun complained: "More than two sides are good!"

"That is a different kind of mirror, which depends on the mood." The maid said seriously: "When you are in a golden mood, use a golden mirror, when you are in a normal mood, use a silver mirror, and when you are in a bad mood, use a bronze mirror... well... use a Western glass mirror when you are in a makeup."

"Puchi!" Yi Yun vomited blood: "But each mirror you have is not two sides, but four sides. Why is that?"

"Mirrors are easy to get flowers or break, especially Western glass mirrors are too easy to rot. Of course, you need to prepare a set of spare ones..."

"Puchi!" Yi Yun vomited blood again: "Okay, why do you bring ten combs each?"

"The prince's hobby of breaking the comb if he is angry... It's not okay if he doesn't have more." The maid said seriously.

Yi Yun: "..."

At this time, the maids carried another box, and the servants began to carry the east and west again and stuffed it into it: "A sandalwood table, four sandalwood chairs..."

Yi Yun Dahan: "Don't bring this kind of thing with you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw several maids carrying the bed out of the small attic.

"Oh my God! Don't take the bed on a trip too! Let it go!" Yi Yun yelled.

At this time, a group of carpenters ran over and began to tear down the small attic.

Yi Yun broke out in a cold sweat: "Are you planning to take this attic away?"

"That's right!" the carpenters said seriously: "Fold it into parts, and assemble it when you arrive at the camp... so that the prince will not have to sleep in a low-end thing like a tent, and can rest in his beloved attic every day."

Yi Yunhan said: "How long does it take to assemble this thing?"

"Soon we are skilled workers. It only takes five days to remove this thing, and it only takes ten days to reassemble it..."

When Yi Yun heard this, he burst into cold sweat: "In other words... it takes ten days to set up a camp, and five days to set up a camp? Every day of the march requires fifteen days to rest before continuing to move forward?"

"Yes, what's so strange about this? This is how our King of Xiangyang travels."

"Puchi!" Yi Yun vomited blood. Suddenly he thought of something and couldn't help asking: "Then I have a question that I can't help but ask. Since the demolition and assembly of this house is so difficult and takes so long, where is the King of Xiangyang sleeping during the demolition and assembly? You must not enter before it is installed."

"The Prince of Shanghai is so smart, and this problem can be imagined." The carpenters laughed and said, "The Prince of Xiangyang has prepared a countermeasure long ago. We have a total of fifteen carpenter teams, each team is responsible for a loft... In other words, as long as we ensure that there is an attic every day demolishing and building it on a day's journey, we can ensure that the prince lives in the attic every night during the trip. In order to make the prince live comfortably, all of these fifteen lofts have the same shape, and even the interior decoration is exactly the same. By the way, in order to find fifteen night pearls to illuminate, the prince spent millions of taels of silver."
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