813、Come and listen to the master
Yi Yun said she would not eat her anymore, and Duoduo finally breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as she relaxed, she immediately thought of another question and couldn't help but burst into tears.
Yi Yunqi said: "Why are you crying? I said I won't eat you anymore, are you still crying?"
Duoduo cried, "You dug up my skull, and my brain was exposed. How can you see people in the future? Woo... I still don't want to live anymore."
Yi Yun laughed and said, "So this is the matter? This matter is very easy. I will help you repair the skull."
"What? This can be made up for it?" Duoduo was confused.
Yi Yun said, "You call me three times and swear to listen to me for the rest of your life and not to disobey my orders. Otherwise, if the sky hits five thunders, I will help you repair the skull."
Duoduo Khan: "Really or false?"
Yi Yun said: "Of course it is true. Can this be fake? After you make up, you will know after taking a photo by the lake?"
Duoduo thought this was the same, but then he thought: If I swear to listen to him, wouldn’t I have been sentenced to the Qing Dynasty? I have become a slave to the Great Cute Country?
Yi Yun guessed her thoughts and said, "Be my slave or become a Frankenstein without a skull. You can choose one yourself."
Duoduo thought for a long time, finally sighed, made up his mind, and said quietly: "Master...Master...Master..."
Yi Yun smiled and said, "The voice is too small to hear clearly."
Duoduo took the initiative and said, "Master, Master, Master..." He called out three times, and then swore, "If Master repairs my skull, I will not disobey my master's orders for the rest of my life. Otherwise, if the sky hits five thunders, I will not die well."
Yi Yun heard her swearing, thinking that this was almost done. If the swearing didn't count, there was no other way. Just bet on people from this era that it would be useful. Although swearing in later generations has become bullshit, it should still be useful in this era. He dug a large piece of sludge by the lake, but Duoduo's head could not turn. He didn't know what Yi Yun was doing.
He took the sludge behind Duoduo, and took action from the corner of her sight. He pretended to put something on her head, and said in his mouth: "I will put the dug skull back to its original place..." As he said, he pasted the sludge on Duoduo's head, and said in his mouth: "Next to apply my secret bone-pumping medicine..."
Poor Duoduo had big wavy curly hair, which was dirty and smelly by the mud. After Yi Yun finished it, he said, "Finally, use my unique skills." He shook his body and the golden word "Imperial Doctor" flew above his head.
Seeing that he actually had a doctor's job, Duoduo couldn't help but believe him 70% or 80% of the time. Yi Yun casually used a detoxification technique on Duoduo's head, and the golden light wrapped around her head. After a few seconds, Yi Yun clapped his hands and said, "It's done, your skull has returned to its original state, and even one hair is missing."
How could Duoduo believe it?
Yi Yun poured out the hot water from the warm kettle and mixed it with cold water. He made it into a pot of warm water, and then poured the water on Duoduo's head. He helped her wash the sludge and over her hair, which was very comfortable. Then he used a hair dryer to dry her hair, restoring her sexy and wild curly hair.
Duoduo said nothing and let him do it. He thought to himself: Actually, he is quite gentle. Our Qing Dynasty men never wash their hair. As expected, men from the cute country are better off knowing and polite.
After washing, Yi Yun took out a small mirror from his arms. This is what you need to use during combat. Because the special forces on the TV will use a small mirror to observe the indoor conditions when they are in places such as assault buildings. So Yi Yun also gave each of his soldiers a pair. He put the mirror in front of Duoduo and said, "You can take a look at it yourself, is the skull already ready?"
Duoduo looked at the mirror carefully and saw that his head was indeed gone. She was happy and couldn't help crying with joy: "Ah, my head is fine, oh... it's fine finally... I was so scared just now. You can really repair the skull. It's so amazing."
Yi Yun laughed and said, "When I'm fine, I eat a few people's brains. Occasionally, I just dug up the skull and don't want to eat it. In order to avoid wasting, I repair the human heads and wait for the next time to eat it, so I learned a unique skull repair technique."
Duoduo was terrified when he heard him speak, and he felt sweaty.
Yi Yun changed the shovel again and dug her out from the ground. The shovel was lighter and was afraid of digging Duoduo's body, so he dug very slowly and carefully crafted it, as if he was digging cultural relics from the ground.
Duoduo thought to himself: The men in the cute country are indeed much gentler than those in our Qing Dynasty. He obviously doesn't want to hurt me. If the Qing Dynasty people did things, they would not be so meticulous.
Yi Yun dug her for half an hour before digging her out. Duoduo was buried in the ground and his whole body was covered in mud, and the cheongsam became unavailable. Yi Yun ordered: "Go to take a shower in the lake."
Duoduo nodded, walked a few steps into the lake, suddenly blushed and said, "You... can you walk away when I take a shower?"
Yi Yun hummed, "I am your master, you are mine all over your body. Are you afraid that I will see it after taking a shower?"
Duoduo thought about it carefully and felt it made sense, so he stopped talking about this. The Qing people were not as calculating as those of the Great Manchu Kingdom. She walked to the shallow water by the lake, turned her back to Yi Yun, and slowly took off the cheongsam on her body. She saw a healthy body appearing in front of Yi Yun. The lines of her body were very flamboyant and full of wild beauty. She was indeed a very standard little wild cat. Her tight buttocks were full of elasticity, and after being stained with water droplets, people wanted to pinch it very much.
She slowly sank into the water and scrubbed the sludge on her body. She cleaned her body faster, but she washed her cheongsam slowly. She had to wash all the dirt on her clothes. It took a lot of time. After washing, she could not go ashore naked, so she had to put her wet clothes on her body and walk back to the shore.
Seeing her water droplets dripping downward, Yi Yun smiled and said, "Wear my armor first, dry the clothes before wearing them. This way you will catch a cold when wearing wet clothes." He took off his armor and threw it over, then turned his back. Duoduo looked at him and thought to himself: If I have a bow on my hand now, a single arrow will kill you.
I thought so, but the bow didn't. In fact, even if there was a bow, she might not be able to make a move now. Although she was a murderous devil, she still attached great importance to the oath she made. She sighed, took off her clothes, put on Yi Yun's armor, then spread her cheongsam and hung it on a branch by the lake.
At this time, Yi Yun knew that she had changed her armor, so she turned around. Most people wore armor, and there were lined clothes inside, but Duoduo did not have a liner now. She belonged to the vacuum armor method. From the connections of the armor, or from the chest and neck, there was a flesh light everywhere. With her wild curly hair, it looked very attractive.
Yi Yun smiled and said, "You are pretty in this way, and it has a different flavor than wearing a cheongsam."
Duoduo said: "I am not as good as Han women. All Han women are well-educated and polite, and only those women are liked by men."
Yi Yun shook his head and said, "You may not be a girl. She is used to eating delicacies and occasionally she has to eat some coarse grains..."
Duoduoqi said: "Where did I hear this? Oh... By the way, Emperor Taizu of the Great Manchu Kingdom also said this. It is said that there is a princess named Huang, who is called a coarse grain girl."
Yi Yun had known that Emperor Taizu of the Great Manchu Kingdom had also traveled through time, so it was not surprising that he smiled and stopped answering the topic. He looked at the cheongsam hanging on the tree and smiled and said, "I don't know how long it will take to wait for this clothes to dry. I don't have time to waste here. I have to go back early to arrange military affairs. So I might as well get a hair dryer to blow the clothes dry."
"Hair dryer? What?" Duoduo Daqi.
Yi Yun thought about it and said that if he had just used a hair dryer to dry his clothes, the clothes might become wrinkled. So he waved his hand and turned into an iron. The material was so large that it would be better to use his big shield. Anyway, the big shield changed and finally changed back. He took Duoduo's cheongsam from the branch and ironed it with an iron...
Duoduo's beautiful eyes widened: "It's actually... there is such a powerful thing, so amazing..."
No matter how strong the combat power of a woman is, her preference for electric irons is far greater than that of tanks and cannons. Duoduo was disdainful of Yi Yun's motorcycle, but became interested in electric irons. He snatched it from Yi Yun's hand, and happily ironed his clothes, shouting while burning: "It's so amazing, it's invincible! If this thing is sold into the harem, the women in the harem will be willing to spend at least 100,000 taels of silver to buy it."
Yiyun Khan.
After the clothes were burned, Yi Yun turned the iron into a blower, and let her use it to blow the clothes. The hot air everywhere, and the clothes were drying quickly. Duoduo was so shocked that he jumped up and down: "Awesome, so amazing... This hair dryer is even more powerful than your rocket."
Yi Yun was so amused and laughed. Damn, you don’t like serious weapons, but you just like these useless things. Seeing that the battery of his motorcycle was running out, he quickly put away the iron and hair dryer, turned it back to his shield, and hummed, "If you follow me in the future, I can often turn these two things out for you to use. If you betray me, you will never see them again."
Duoduo was overjoyed: "You have to count your words. In the future, every piece of my clothes must be ironed in an iron, so that you can feel more respectful when worn."
Yi Yun spread his hands.
Chapter completed!