Chapter 1
Fu Yi? He is actually here.
If Fu Yi didn't stand up, Jia Simiao would have forgotten that he was also a member of the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine.
In fact, Jia Simiao didn't have much grudge against Fu Yi.
The first time, he was driving that Audi A8 car and almost hit him. He also teased Ye Lanqiu, so if he didn't beat him up, how could he still coddle him?
The second time was at the Xixi cold drink shop. He was trying to do something wrong with Zhang Xixi, but Zhang Xixi beat him up and bit off half of his ear. Who could be blamed? At that time, Jia Simiao did not do anything.
, already took great care of him. However, what Jia Simiao did not expect was that Fu Qiang, who was almost poisoned by Tang Ziyu in Xixi Bar, would be Fu Yi's eldest brother.
It should be said that Jia Simiao's course was very successful. Under such circumstances, if someone came to disrupt the situation, he would not be polite.
Jia Simiao smiled and said: "This classmate, if you have any questions, please come to the stage and ask."
I just want to embarrass you! Fu Yi is quite confident in his own physique. He is very good at sports and often goes to the gym to exercise. That is to say, he meets masters like Jia Simiao and crazy people like Zhang Xixi.
, Otherwise, how could he be humiliated?
He strode to the front of the stage and said loudly: "Teacher Jia, I listened to your lecture, it was really wonderful. However, what is this kind of ability that is just talking? If you have the ability, just check it out.
See what's wrong with my body."
Jia Simiao said: "The four diagnostic methods of traditional Chinese medicine are inspection, smelling, questioning, and incision. I don't need to take your pulse or ask. Just through inspection, you can determine your body's chronic disease. This classmate, are you sure that you must let me know?"
I read?"
I'm not sick at all, so I'm afraid you'll see? Fu Yi said: "Of course."
"No regrets?"
"No regrets!"
"good."
Jia Simiao took two steps forward, staggered, and suddenly bumped into Fu Yi. Then, he quickly stood up and asked again: "This classmate, then I really said it."
Fu Yi sneered in his heart and said loudly: "You say."
Jia Simiao said calmly: "You are congenitally impotent."
Fu Yi is angry and annoyed. It’s a joke. I don’t know how strong my sexual function is. How come you have become impotent and is it congenital? In the classroom, there are several girls who can prove it.
Simiao's diagnosis is fake. Quack doctor! This time I have to expose you in public.
Fu Yi sneered: "How do you know that I have that kind of disease?"
"It's simple, because no matter how I tease you or what I do, your vagina won't stand up."
"What the hell!"
Fu Yi pointed at Jia Simiao and said loudly: "Who said I can't stand up? I tell you, I can stand up right now and show you."
Jia Simiao smiled and said, "With the podium blocking the way, do you think a few minutes are enough?"
"three minutes."
"Okay, I'll give you ten minutes. If you really react, it's because I'm incompetent and I'll quit my job immediately."
"That's what you said."
In order to destroy Jia Simiao, Fu Yi also risked his life. Besides, there is nothing embarrassing about this kind of thing. Everyone here is an adult, who doesn't understand? Some girls' faces turned red with embarrassment, and they all looked down.
He lowered his head. There were still some boys making noises there, so why were they using the table to block them? Just move away.
Meng Guangdai and others were a little uncivilized, but they couldn't fault it. They couldn't take off their pants in public and show them to everyone, right? At the same time, they also wanted to know how Jia Simiao could determine Fu Yi's physical condition through physical examination.
There are such stubborn diseases. Of course, there are also a few girls who have had relationships with Fu Yi. Their hearts are full of sighs. Alas, they thought Teacher Jia was omnipotent, but now they discovered that he sometimes made mistakes in diagnosis.
, I hope he won't be embarrassed.
Ten minutes passed quickly.
Jia Simiao asked: "How is this classmate? Do you feel it?"
Fu Yi's face was dripping with sweat, and he said loudly: "Do you dare to give me ten more minutes?"
Jia Simiao shrugged his shoulders, smiled lightly, simply walked off the stage, and interacted with the students in the audience. If anyone doesn't understand anything, just ask.
This time, these students' eyes were opened even more. Jia Simiao didn't speak like ordinary people. Instead, he first explained to you the source of this sentence. For example, it came from the page of "A Thousand Gold Prescriptions", and in the middle
There is a record of what disease it is about and what its solution is. Then, there are several pages of the "Compendium of Materia Medica" that talk about a kind of Chinese herbal medicine and what it is used for.
Some students secretly flipped through the books and were suddenly confused, with their mouths hanging open. They couldn't understand why Teacher Jia could memorize every book on Chinese medicine backwards and forwards.
Jia Simiao smiled and said: "It's very simple. I am a Chinese medicine book myself, and it is not an ordinary Chinese medicine book. This Chinese medicine book of mine is a masterpiece of concentrated medicine. It combines "Thousands of Gold Prescriptions", "Compendium of Materia Medica", "Treatise and Febrile Diseases"
"On" and other medical books, coupled with my many years of medical practice experience, I have integrated them into one place, and I have achieved such little and little achievements today. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are people who are willing. I believe you, too
If you can do what I do, you feel even stronger than me."
Tang Ziyu smiled and said: "Brother Jia...oh, Teacher Jia, I heard you say this. I really want to invent a machine. If it can copy your brain, then make it into a memory chip and store it in each of us."
In the brain, wouldn’t we immediately become masters of medicine?”
"Haha." These students all laughed.
"I think so too. If you really have that kind of machine, I will cooperate with you without hesitation."
Jia Simiao smiled, walked back to the podium, and asked, "Classmate, how do you feel now?"
Fu Yi's face changed color and he was panting. He had obviously masturbated too much. He gritted his teeth and said, "Do you dare to give me ten more minutes?"
Jia Simiao nodded, walked to Meng Guangdai again, smiled and said: "Principal Meng, how are you? Are you satisfied with my class?"
Meng Guangdai was very excited, patted his shoulder, and said with a smile: "Xiao Jia, okay, very good, I really saw the right person. After class, you come with me, and I will take you to the bachelor's apartment to have a look.
By the way, we signed the contract."
Jia Simiao said: "This..."
Meng Guangdai was startled and asked: "Xiao Jia, are you going back on your word again?"
Jia Simiao shook his head and said: "That's not true. I just want to ask, do all the teachers in our school live together? If there is a female teacher next door to me, I would be really scared."
"Huh?" Meng Guangdai was stunned and then smiled: "Wouldn't that be better? Beauties love heroes, I promise I won't let you down."
The one who knows me is Principal Meng! Sure enough, we are all men, and we know what men want most in their hearts.
Jia Simiao said: "Since Principal Meng is so happy, I must sign this contract."
Returning to the podium again, Jia Simiao asked Fu Yi again: "How are you now? Have you responded?"
I want to say, don’t go too far. Is the problem serious this time? Fu Yi was about to shed tears. No matter what the reason was, he said in panic: "Teacher Jia, I...why am I really not good anymore?"
?”
Jia Simiao said: "So, my examination was correct?"
Fu Yi nodded repeatedly and said: "Correct, correct, very correct, I really can't do it anymore."
"Ah?" Everyone present exclaimed, and the girls who had had sex with Fu Yi were also confused. Can't Fu Yi do it? I remember last time, he seemed to be quite lively. Now,
They understood that some kind of oil must have been used, otherwise, how could he have lasted so long? They despised him, they despised him so much.
Jia Simiao said: "I dare not say that it can be diagnosed and cured 100%, but I can give it a try. Do you believe me or not?"
Fu Yi said: "Believe it, I will believe it no matter what you do."
Jia Simiao took out a few silver needles from the medicine box and said calmly: "Take off your clothes... Oh, forget it, just keep your clothes on and I will give you acupuncture."
In fact, Jia Simiao knew best whether Fu Yi had any symptoms. He deliberately staggered and bumped into Fu Yi's waist acupuncture point, causing the veins in his lower limbs to become unresponsive. Not to mention masturbating for thirty minutes.
He had no chance of reacting even though he was bleeding from the masturbation. Originally, Jia Simiao wanted him to embarrass himself by stripping off his clothes and then giving him acupuncture. But then he thought again, there were so many girls here, so they all
See, isn't it easier for Fu Yi?
At the same time, he also wanted to show off and show off his small hands. Not to mention through clothes, even with his eyes closed, Jia Simiao could easily penetrate the acupuncture points on the human body. This is the highest level of acupuncture, blind needle!
Several silver needles were inserted into several acupuncture points on Fu Yi's body. Of course, only one needle was effective, and the other few needles were just for show, to stir up the mystery. How handsome and cool does it look like this? Anyway,
, Jia Simiao doesn't mind if someone cooperates, he can put on a show.
Swish swish! A few silver needles were pulled out. Jia Simiao patted Fu Yi's shoulder and said with a smile: "That's it, your disease has been cured by me. You said, I will give you ten more now."
Minutes, let you try it, or what?"
"Haha" the students in the audience laughed loudly.
"No, no, no, I trust Teacher Jia."
Fu Qiang's face turned red. He originally thought that Jia Simiao would not be able to get off the stage. Unexpectedly, he shot himself in the foot. He also vaguely felt in his heart that this matter was probably caused by Jia Simiao.
Miao had done something wrong, but he couldn't say it. If Jia Simiao didn't restore him, wouldn't he... go to Thailand to make money in his life?
A gentleman's revenge is never too late in fifty years.
Chapter completed!