Chapter 61 Lao Tzu fought with you
Squatting on the hillside of Qingming Mountain where the sunset was setting, facing the hill gorge in the west, facing the dark red twilight.
The flowing clouds spread like trunks in the void, half covering the red sun. At this moment, it is no longer dazzling and dazzling.
Yuan Zheng didn't feel that his squatting posture was a bit like a mountain fart. One of his hands was holding his chin. His image was a bit exaggerated at this moment, mainly because he was carrying a sword on his back.
A blue Taoist robe, bright yellow silk ribbon, coarse white socks with half-legged legs, and a pair of Taoist boots. Just put this outfit in the world where I was once in. Others must think he was a temporary extra for ten yuan.
Although Rego is now a younger brother, he has been pampering since he was a child. He has an unavoidable aura of nobleness in his bones, and his arrogant look of domineeringness is written on his face.
People who don’t know think he is the boss, and Yuan Zheng, who was squatting there and staring at the sunset, looked like a "little brother".
I will never go back to the world I used to be.
Yuan Zheng sighed slightly, cutting off his deep nostalgia for a certain world.
"Boss, you look so stupider than me."
Rego stood on the side. He had never squatted like this, except when he was shitting...
Yuan Zheng obviously had no idea of standing up. He moved his butt back and sat on the ground, crossed his legs, and sat upright.
He didn't turn his head to look at Rego either.
"Ago, have you ever thought about doing something big with me?"
"No, boss, you have some unique charm, but it has not yet reached the point where I admire you madly. I am determined to pursue the peak of martial arts and rarely care about secular things, including my father and brother who are intrigues for the imperial power. I am not stupid at all. I know everything. I just hate the desire for fame and power. My aunt doesn't want me to be involved in the battle against the imperial power of the Manting Court, so I asked me to follow you."
Yuan Zheng said intently, your aunt is still for your own good, and she is counting on me to pass on the Holy Divine Fist to you, saying that you are the "Martial Pierce of the Great Wildness" and is the most likely to become the "Fein Zang Wu King" or even the "True Martial Demigod".
Problem: In the martial arts path, you cannot reach a certain level by just practicing hard. Talent, wisdom, enlightenment, roots, bones, meridians, qi and blood, are all very important and indispensable.
"Ago, if I say that your brain is not smart enough, even if you have the secret of the worldly mind method, you can't cultivate the top-level unique skills, do you believe it?"
Rego was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened again, "I'm a little stupid in other aspects, but even my father said I'm a martial arts genius. Why don't you teach me the Holy Divine Fist to see if I can become the 'Martial King'?"
"Shenghuang Fist is not a treasure, I didn't care at all."
"Uh, then do you dare to pass it to me?"
"Don't dare!"
Puff, Rego rolled his eyes, but saw Yuan Zheng laughing. He knew he had sex with him.
"Boss, you can't always fool me like this, right?"
"If you answer a few questions from me, if you answer correctly, I will teach you the Holy Divine Fist."
"Didn't you intentionally make things difficult for me?"
Yuan Zheng laughed, "Are you qualified enough?"
Rego's face turned red and his neck became thick, "Then you tell me, I'll give it a try!"
“The first question: What is the sun?”
"Uh... it's a big fireball, right?"
"Big Fireball? You mean, the sun is fire?"
"This...it should be a fire?"
"Is it fire?"
"Really?"
"Really?"
“Isn’t it?”
Rego asked with a guilty heart.
"I'm asking you."
"Actually I don't know."
"Didn't you say it's fire?"
"I'm talking nonsense."
"I'll fuck your chrysanthemum."
“…”
Rego was speechless.
"Okay, the first question is half wrong."
Yuan Zheng gave the result.
Rego rolled his eyes, "The next question."
"What is the moon?"
"Fuck, what you asked are all questions that gods cannot answer. Alas... the moon is a big water ball, right?"
"Well, why do you say that?"
Yuan Zheng asked.
"The sun is yang and the moon is yin. Yang is fire and yin is water. When it is late at night, the moonlight is particularly cold. The elders of the master also said that night practice is to absorb the yin of the moon, so I guess it is yin water."
"Okay, you are completely wrong with this problem. Your elder of the master also has only a little understanding."
"Why? You're wrong? Then what do you think the moon is?"
Yuan Zheng smiled and said, "I will discuss what the moon is in the future. Now you can answer my third question, what are the stars?"
"Stars are stars... Well, yes, stars are stars."
"Okay, I'll just think you've farted,"
What else could Yuan Zheng say? But he believed that Rego really didn't know what the stars were.
Rego was criticized for being incomplete and said dissatisfied: "Isn't the stars a star? Then what do you think?"
"I won't tell you..."
"I'll fuck you chrysanthemum."
Rego is popular.
Yuan Zheng laughed, "The fourth question is, which is bigger, the star or the moon?"
"Hahaha, this question is very idiotic. You can see it with all eyes. Of course, the moon is bigger. You can take a look at which star is bigger than the moon? The stars are just small characters who serve as foils for the moon."
This time I must have answered correctly, and Rego spoke with a smug look.
Yuan Zheng didn't say whether he was right or wrong, and picked up a stone as big as a fist by his side.
"Look at it, this stone..."
He said, throwing it away and throwing it away. The stone he could still see was as big as a black spot in his sight.
Yuan Zheng picked up a small stone the size of a red date from his side and held it in front of Rego.
"Do you think this stone is big? Or the one I threw out just now?"
Rego was stunned, looked at the stones as big as a date in his hand, and looked back at the stones that had turned into small black dots, and his mind couldn't help but feel enlightenment.
"I understand. You mean that the stars are very far away from us and the moon is very close to us, so it looks like the moon is much bigger than the stars, right?"
At this time, Yuan Zheng stood up and patted Rego twice on his shoulder, "The son is teachable!"
"But, what are you using to prove what you said?"
"This... cannot be proved for the time being, but you remember that what the boss said is the truth."
"Boss, it seems you said before that the only way to verify the truth is to practice it yourself, huh?"
Rego is proud again. How can you justify yourself by using your spear and attacking your shield?
"Brother, I have verified the 'truth' I said, understand?"
"not understand."
“Why?”
"Did you verify it? Have you been to the moon or the stars by your own hands? Do you go and see it for me?"
"This... can't go!"
"You said you've verified it?"
"Well, it was verified in a dream."
"Uh, are you fooling me again?"
"I am idle too..."
"Fuck, I'm fighting with you..."
Chapter completed!