Chapter 74 Crazy chicken?
In a public toilet in Qin Mansion compound, three scumbag brothers were bitterly faced. The three were holding big gongs and drums in their hands and placed outside the toilet. There were bursts of stinking smells from the toilet. The three scumbag brothers with thick cloth stuffed with nostrils, look at me and look at you, hesitating what to do. The staff of the Qin family who passed by saw the three scumbag brothers, all smiled secretly.
They knew that the eldest young master punished the three scumbag brothers and asked them to sing the men outside the toilet with big gongs and drums as self-improvement. This is a very deadly punishment. The sound of the three scumbag brothers' gongs incomplete tone is indeed an ideal choice for squatting. When they roared, the beast's blood was immediately boiling.
The scumbag version boss Cheng Chumo was puzzled, and he was really puzzled. He came to send the Fat Prince Li Tai's copycat land deed. He didn't know that Qin Shou actually caught him, saying that he wanted them to yell at the diarrhea and the beast's blood to cheer up the fun. Well, this proposal is really unethical, and he actually sang at the door of the toilet without any exception!
"Brother, are we really singing?" Cheng Chuliang, the second son of the scumbag, looked worried. He was afraid that his three brothers and others would roar. I don't know how many people were going to be in chaos. It's not an exaggeration to have a sound of gongs as good as the sound of magic. The most serious thing is that it may cause public anger, which is a big problem!
The scumbag version of the young man Cheng Chubi looked shy and said a little unreliable: "Brother, I think it's a bit unreliable. Brother, I'm fooling us three brothers, right? Look at his employees, everyone is laughing at us, I'm a little scared! Why don't we go away?"
The scumbag version boss Cheng Chumo said a little crazy: "Shilong? Third brother, it's not that the eldest brother deliberately made a blow or something. Where can we go? If my brother-in-law blames him and asks my aunt to come to seek revenge or something. Can my father resist it?"
"This..." Cheng Chubi, a scumbag boy, was scolded by the scumbag boss Cheng Chumo, and couldn't speak with embarrassment. He was really as Cheng Chumo said, if Qin Shou really settled the score with them, their father would have no idea where to go when he saw Tong Xue. It would be difficult for the clay Buddha to cross the river to protect himself, so how could he take care of the three of them?
Qin Shou, who was squatting in the toilet, finally recovered his strength, and trembled his soft legs and cursed: "What do you three whine outside and want to do endlessly? If you didn't hear any sound, I will go out immediately to grab you in and clean the toilet for a week!"
"Look, my brother-in-law is angry, why don't you start? Come together!" After hearing Qin Shou's curse inside, the scumbag brother shrugged and said, "You heard it?" The two scumbag brothers, led by Cheng Chumo, were sweating, and the sound of gongs and drums that were boiling in the beast's blood.
Mr. Qin heard the sound of the gongs and drums with the boiling blood of the beasts, and ran over angrily and immediately found three scumbag brothers beating the gongs and drums. Mr. Qin called out to the side of Mr. Qin in confusion and said, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Hey hey. Mr. Qin, come here, come here, these three guys are early in the morning, what are they trying to do?"
Mr. Qin walked over slowly as Mr. Qin greeted him. As Mr. Qin said, Mr. Qin was puzzled by him: "Report to the master, this was arranged by the young master on purpose. If you have any opinions, please go to the young master for comment. Mr. Qin. If you have nothing to do, the housekeeper will take his leave first!"
When Mr. Qin saw the attitude of Butler Qin, he screamed in surprise: "Oh, hey, it's against you, you guys, you guys keep calling me master, how can I have any master's aura now? A dignified head of the family has no authority at all, I am..."
The housekeeper Qin ignored Mr. Qin's enraged state and kindly reminded Mr. Qin, "Master, the head of the family is the young master. When you take back the position of the head of the family one day, you will reorganize your previous family power. I will obey the housekeeper. Master, it's getting late, it's time to go out. Let's go all the way, and I will take the leave first."
"Fry..." Mr. Qin really wanted to jump into the words "fire you" but seeing Butler Qin's silver hair, Mr. Qin forced himself back. Butler Qin was an old man who had been taking care of himself when Mr. Qin was born, and there was also a grandma like a nurse. The two veterans who served for three generations could not say heartbreaking words.
Mr. Qin shook his head and sighed, and sighed sadly: "Oh~ Forget it, forgot, forgot, this problem of the head of the family is not so easy to be. Oh, I'd better be my puppet master and go for a prostitute every day... Well, it's also a good thing to go for a management restaurant every day..."
Thinking of the whole courtyard where there were loyal spies, Mr. Qin almost let it go. If Mrs. Qin heard the words "Seeking a brothel" for Mrs. Qin, it would be like a whip and a tied queen trainer at night. The evil Qin Shou came up with a lewd idea to eliminate domestic violence and increase the strong relationship between husband and wife.
"Fasting the waves, the red-faced Tubo, the eggs are like iron and the underside are like steel, the robbers are lined up for thousands of miles. I work hard to become a bandit, and be a good bandit fight every day. The passionate man dies in a miserable state. Let the copper coins gather energy for me, go to the house and robbery for my ideals. Seeing the rise of money, the vastness of robbery is also seen as robbery. I am a bandit to fight. I stand firm and stand up to be a good example. Let the robbery, use your money to shine a thousand points, be a good bandit..."
The three-headed scumbag version of the brothers sang the man who was already singing should rob. I have to say that the three of them yelled loudly, which really made people feel excited. The employees who were originally smirking secretly heard such a powerful voice and were stunned.
The little lamb originally took Xiao Qinghe behind him to find Qin Shou and visited Qin Shou's condition. He didn't know that the three Cheng monsters cried and howled in the public toilet of the Qin family courtyard. He immediately turned black and ran over and stopped: "Stop, stop, stop... What are you three doing? Here are ghosts cried and howled, but what's going on? I'll pull you three down in this palace and slap them, eunuch... Shou'er?!"
Qin Shou tightened his pants with a comfortable face, and he pulled out two pieces of cloth from his nostrils with a little refreshed look, breathing in fresh air and said, "Wow! It's so cool, it's not bad, you three guys are singing well, um... Little Lamb? Xiao Qinghe? Why are you two here?"
Qin Shou saw Xiaolao and Xiaoqinghe arrive at the same time. He was a little embarrassed and didn't know if he continued, it seemed that he was pretending to be dizzy. After taking the antidote to the Poison King last night, he recovered a lot of strength when he woke up early in the morning. He no longer had the previous symptoms of being soft and indestructible. At least he had to recover slowly by taking care of himself.
When I just took the second antidote early in the morning, the three scum brothers gathered time to arrive on time and gave me the prizes for the violent bicycle competition that had been agreed upon at the time. The villa of the fat prince Li Tai, who was a copycat, and then the detoxification time came. Qin Shou, who did not want to pollute the toilet in his villa, had to come to the public toilet. The stench in the place was spreading quickly, right?
Little Lamb and Xiao Qinghe looked at Qin Shou with a ghost expression. The day before yesterday, he saw that he was going to die, but why did he become like a dragon and a tiger today? How could he be sick and dying? What's the situation? The two little princesses were confused and thought that Qin Shou was lying again, and immediately looked at Qin Shou with a frustrated and resentful look on their faces.
Qin Shou, under the resentful eyes of the two little princesses, said, "Haha. That, this, the sun is good today, it's just right for a walk. Oh, that's going to be dizzy. It's not OK, um... kidding, Ling'er, Xiaoqinghe, what's the matter with you guys coming to find Shou'er?"
Qin Shou said that he couldn't pretend anymore. The violent little lamb's pink fist was clenched, looking like he was running wild at any time. Even Xiao Qinghe, who had always been quiet, showed signs of being seizure. What does Qin Shou mean when he was sloppy? If he didn't explain it clearly today, he would probably not be finished with Qin Shou.
"Shou~Brother~er! Sister Ling, I want an explanation!" The little lamb glared at Qin Shou angrily. His current symptoms are said to be a dying person, and he said that the ghosts would not believe it. After worrying about him for two days, he was so worried about him that he actually joined together to deceive people. Even those who care so much about him are cheating, is there any reason for the gods?
Xiao Qinghe looked at Qin Shou with a resentful expression on his face, revealing the gossip of Xiaolao: "Brother Shou, it's wrong for you to cheat like this. After Sister Ling knew that something happened to you, she cried for two days, and her voice was almost hoarse. Today, she ran out secretly and almost let her father take her back..."
The little lamb curled his lips angrily, raised his head disdainfully and said, "What? What? Sister Ling, how could I cry for this wolf-hearted guy? Jingmei, are you talking about yourself? Don't pull me up, I won't cry for this heartless person, hum~"
Qin Shou glanced at the three scumbag brothers and laughed secretly, and coughed dryly to remind the three shameless brothers that I was so happy that I was suffering from it. Under Qin Shou's unkind gaze, the three scumbag brothers immediately roared to the side. They knew that Qin Shou must have something to say to the two princesses, and flashed to the side consciously to avoid making boredom.
Qin Shou glanced at the angry looks of the two little princesses, shrugged and said with a helpless expression: "Well... OK, sister Ling, Xiao Qinghe, this is the case. Brother Shou, I didn't lie to you. In fact, this poison caused me to be miserable. Fortunately, I met the one who made the poison last night..."
Qin Shou told the general story. The two little princesses, Xiaolao and Xiaoqinghe, were half-believing and half-doubted. It was not until Qin Shou used Cheng Fairy as a proof that they believed it. They had seen Cheng Fairy's sausage mouth, which was disgusting. I'm afraid they wouldn't have the appetite to eat at noon.
When Qin Shou felt dry and dry, Qian Wanshan ran over panting and shouted ecstatically while running: "Young Master, Young Master, you're fine when you wake up. Young Master, the generator is ready. Now I'll wait for you to come over and see what's going on. We don't know how to do it later!"
"Is the generator ready?" Qin Shou was stunned when he heard Qian Wanshan's words, and then his eyes lit up. This generator is a good guy! In the future, Qin Shou, who has had an engine history, does not believe that he can succeed so much for the first time, but when he saw Qian Wanshan's happy face, Qin Shou did not say much.
Qin Shou couldn't bear to hit Qian Wanshan, who was in high spirits, but nodded absent-mindedly and said, "Well, okay, very good, let's go and see how the generator is going. Two dear princesses, please, Brother Shou, I will take you to witness the arrival of the moment of lightning and thunder!"
The so-called lightning and thunder must be a sign of the collapse of the generator. Qin Shou did not expect to succeed in the first experiment. When the two little princesses widened their eyes, they inserted their hands with a stinky fart, and looked like they were coming. Under the blushing expressions of the two little princesses, they held the two little princesses left and right, making Qian Wanshan on the side both envious and jealous.
Cheng Chuliang's second son widened his eyes and raised his shaking ears. He listened to the conversation between Qin Shou and the others from afar. Until Qin Shou and the others left, Cheng Chuliang said curiously: "Brother, what new things has this brother-in-law been doing? Last time, the frozen chicken was again a power generation chicken. Can the chicken get epilepsy?"
The scumbag boss Cheng Chu silently punched the scumbag's second son Cheng Chuliang's head, and scolded him angrily, "I'm a stupid guy, it's a spy. Not a power generator. Who knows what? Let's go and take a look. So many people follow him. It must be something good. If you wait a little later, there will be no seat. Hurry up!"
As soon as the scumbag boss Cheng Chumo spoke, he immediately welcomed the consumbag boy Cheng Chubi's consort. The three scumbag brothers trotted behind Qin Shou and ran straight towards the copper sibling workshop. When the three of them arrived at the copper sibling workshop compound, they immediately opened their mouths and couldn't close them.
A black lump that is as round as a fat man is placed in the middle of the courtyard. A fixed engine is placed on one side, and the iron frame is fixed with a large stone. Two apprentices who made the engine fixed the two brackets, and a belt is brought from the engine to the generator. The belt elastic adjustment wheel is made from the engine.
Yuan Shenpu was stroking his short beard while watching Wang Blacksmith take the horse to strengthen the iron frame. After hearing the footsteps, Yuan Shenpu was stunned at first. He never expected that Qin Shou would be removed after one night. It was so weird that it was so quick. Isn’t that the pigeons of his senior brother?
Thinking of his senior brother's expression of returning for nothing, Yuan Shenbang couldn't help but sweat. If his senior brother had nothing to do and asked about those strange medicines, how would he answer? Or was he stolen by someone? It's a difficult excuse to say! Thinking of his impulse at that time, he rushed to summon his senior brother, the Medicine King, Yuan Shenbang couldn't help but feel ache.
Yuan Shenpu looked at Qin Shou with a resentful expression and felt comfortable as if he was hugging him, shook his head and sighed, "Hey~ Brother Hiker, I didn't expect that the poison on your body would be discharged so quickly and healed so quickly. It's so weird! Well, okay, I have no other intentions, I'm just nagging!"
Qin Shou glared at Yuan Shenpu with anger and said, "Young Master is sloppy in front of me. Yuan Shenpu, the original stake has not been settled with you. I ask you, what elixirs are you planning to refine this time? Warn you, if you are fooling Xiaoyue to pay money, I will do whatever till I will do. If you have millions of elixirs, you will be cruel enough!"
Because Yuan Shenpu's pills helped him suppress the toxicity, Qin Shou gradually became less resistant to Yuan Shenpu's pill refining. As long as he didn't fool Tao Yue to pay money, everything was easy to discuss. Thinking about the pill worth millions, Qin Shou felt a pain, as if the effect of the medicine was completely neutralized when the poison broke out. Now Qin Shou couldn't feel the impulse.
When the little lamb heard Qin Shou's words, he was shocked and widened his eyes and said in disbelief: "Millions of elixirs? Shou Ge'er, what kind of elixir is so valuable? It is more expensive than Ling'er's father's immortal elixir. Didn't you say that the elixir is poisonous? Why? Hey, old charlatan, are you cheating Shou Ge'er's money again? Be careful that I will beat you up!"
"Hello Master Yuan!" Compared to Xiaolao's unreasonableness, Xiao Qinghe is much more polite. When he and Qin Shou first met Yuan Shenzhang, he was still a master with great prestige. Now, there is a bit of an illusion that things are different and people are not in everything. Is it sad or gratifying that the former master has become someone else's subordinate?
Under the threat of Xiaolaop’s violently clenching his fists, Yuan Shenpu said with embarrassment: “I’ve misunderstood. Your Highness, Princess, that’s pure Chinese medicine and non-toxic. If you don’t believe it, ask Brother Hiker, how dare I refine any chemical pills now? Well, Brother Hiker, is this the generator you mentioned that can generate electricity?”
Yuan Shenbang, who was unwilling to get entangled with the little lamb, immediately changed his mind to ask Qin Shou about what generator Qin Shou had used to build, but Yuan Shenbang didn't know, but heard him say that it could bring light or something. As for how to bring light, it was still the old saying, I don't know.
Qin Shou nodded while shook his head and said in a hurry: "Don't worry, Yuan Shenshang, you will know later. Wanshan, go prepare a large bucket full of water, and put two fish into the bucket. Put two copper wires into the bucket to see how the electricity is. Wang Blacksmith, how are you preparing?"
The scumbag version boss Cheng Chumo said as Qin Shou said a black-tongued sentence when Qian Wanshan was about to leave: "Hey, hey, brother-in-law, why did you try fish? Or you might as well try it with chicken. Isn't this called ejaculation? Just see if the chicken will get ejaculated! I happened to catch one of the chickens!"
Qin Shou looked at the scumbag boss Cheng Chumo with a dark face. He didn't know where this guy came from, and cursed without hesitation: "Damn it, you're cruel. Okay, Wanshan, take two copper wires for this brother-in-law to keep it firmly, let him taste what the craving is like to die. It's very good to have a craving. I want to see what it means to have a craving!"
The scumbag version boss Cheng Chumo handed the chicken to Qian Wanshan who came over, and said with his hands on his chair: "No, don't, brother-in-law, I'm joking, hehe, that's joking, chickens are much stronger than fish, brother-in-law, maybe try it with chickens. Look, we have tied their wings and give them for free, hehe..."
"Young master, you're ready, you can try it anytime!" Wang Blacksmith wiped the corner of her face with sweat, and pushed away the crowd around her with one hand. Qin Shou nodded after hearing Wang Blacksmith's words, and stroked his head to indicate that Qian Wanshan was casual. Qin Shou did not expect to succeed in the first generator, no matter what it used for the experiment.
Chapter completed!