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Chapter 86: The Dance of Demons is Another Advertising Time

Qin Shou was very puzzled. He had long thought that this prince who was so tired of coming would be fine. As he thought, this guy pulled himself out as soon as he arrived. As for where to go? Where can I go when I was at night? Of course, it was the famous nightclub in Chang'an! Only people like Li Ke who do nothing like to report the news the most.

Qin Shou didn't want to go out at first, but due to Li Ke's kind invitation and ties, he had to follow him out with a fierce squad. Qin Shou didn't dare to think that if he didn't go out, Li Si wouldn't sit at his house to fight. Seeing that he didn't feel very happy today, Qin Shou felt a little curious, who messed with him?

Li Ke didn't say anything on the way to the nightclub, with a melancholy face. This was completely different from his laughter when he came, which made Qin Shou feel even more curious. Qin Shou boldly guessed that this guy wouldn't have been beaten by Boss Li's shoes again, right? The more he thought about it, the more likely Qin Shou touched his chin with one hand.

Ye Che was as lively as ever. The people coming in and out made Qin Shou, who had just got off the carriage, feel proud. There is nothing in the world that cannot be done, only things that cannot be imagined. Look, the Tang people who were bored to sleep after eating, are now all of them transformed into night owls and wandered around.

Some even bring their families to enjoy the entertainment. Men drink and women play mahjong. When they mention the mahjong nightclub, they provide entertainment places for noble ladies to communicate with. Whether it is a businessman’s wife or a official wife, as long as they come here, they will have the opportunity to become card friends, and even develop to unite against each other with the same hatred of the enemy.

It’s a pity that there is no A Birdhouse, otherwise it would be more perfect. On one side is a brothel, the other side is a A Birdhouse, the man goes to a brothel, and the woman goes to a A Birdhouse. Of course, Qin Shou can only think about it. Even if the Tang Dynasty (lewdness) turmoil is very popular, it is normal for women to steal men, but it also hurts the feudal moral strife. Women steal men are secretly engaged in underground love. Without the sign of openness and integrity, Qin Shou dared not think about whether he would open a A Birdhouse himself, and whether he would demolish it to the man who ran away.

Qin Shou followed Li Ke into the bar. When he entered, Qin Shou heard the ubiquitous sound at the first time. To be precise, Cheng Yaojing who soaked half price wine all day long. According to Cheng Yaojing's thinking, drinking alone is boring, and drinking with alcoholics at home is even more boring. It is still fun to drink with people from all over the world in the bar.

In addition to the title of the best old gangster, Cheng Yaojing has now won a well-known name, a top-notch shameless black wine drinker. Whenever he drinks the hot spot, he can always hear his unrestrained laughter. There is no hindrance here, as long as you can drink, he will be Cheng Yaojing's wine and meat lovers. Of course, three Tang Four Gangs who are watching the show are indispensable.

The drunken fairy Cheng beat his tongue, his whole voice was extremely loud. He sipped his beer with a big mouth and said, "Tell you, I remember the old hooligan, I was charged in one axe and horse. When the rioters of the previous dynasty heard my name, they were all frightened to pee their pants. I was old hooligan, nine out of ten, and the rioters of the rioters..."

Cheng Yaojing boasted about his deeds back then. Qin Shou and Li Ke carefully slipped over. An old hooligan would change his mind. This shameless old guy likes to do destruction the most, especially with a bamboo chimney like a rocket launcher hanging behind him. It is simply an iconic trademark.

A bloated businessman shook the fat on his face, rolled up his fingers as thick as a radish and poured wine curiously, "Dude Lu, what's the ten-in-nine-out? Isn't it ten-in-ten-out? Then what's going on? Tell us all. Let everyone listen to Duke Lu's past, and everyone will say okay?"

As soon as the merchant finished speaking, the words of the merchant immediately caused a stir among others. Cheng Yaojing talked all night long, most of them bragging about himself. Now he finally caught his painful feet and naturally would not miss the atmosphere of instigation. Li Jing, the handsome pot pot, covered his beard with one hand, waiting to see Cheng Yaojing's joke.

Under the call of a fat businessman, Cheng Yaojin loudly shouted and said, "Hey, hey, don't mention old things for adults. You guys are really good. You guys know how to harm others. You don't applaud after hearing good things, and you just embarrass the old hooligans. I won't let go of bad things. What do you mean?"

The handsome pot pot Li Jing took advantage of the time to remove the lie of the stinger of the goblin, bowed and smiled, "Everyone, don't listen to the old hooligan's nonsense. What was he going in and out? He was caught and locked in a cell for several days. Fortunately, his love horse Tongling went back to inform him..."

Qin Shou couldn't listen halfway. These guys were full and had nothing to do. They drank here, cheered, bragged and spanked. You lied and I wanted this Xinglian businessman to pay for the bill as if he was cheating and cheating. I couldn't continue. I wanted to listen to the game of exposing the gossip? No problem, go and have a drink, otherwise I won't talk!

Qin Shou expressed great support for these top-quality old-fashioned wine tricks. They made fun of it, and Qin Shou made fun of it. The wine was consumed like this. Anyway, the money was made by himself. The Gang of Four of the Tang Dynasty was just looking for fun. As the saying goes, there are so many people, how is the smell of drinking dead?

What surprised Qin Shou even more was that Fang Xuanling and Wei Zheng, a good man from the Tang Dynasty, both arrived. Seeing their gay smiles, Qin Shou couldn't help but guess, are they suspected of being in the back? Why do they hear all these years of being in the right form? If Fang Xuanling knew Qin Shou's thoughts, he would not know if he would go wild and grab a chair and beat Qin Shou up? This typical ** naked insult!

Fang Xuanling's arrival immediately gave Cheng Yaojing a partner to instigate him. He shouted loudly: "Old house, here, here, here, come, join in the fun together. What's the point of drinking on both of them? Come on, I'll borrow flowers to offer Buddha, and I wish the young master a good marriage..."

Qin Shou was shocked when he heard the words of Cheng Yaojing. Is there a happy event in Fang Xuanling's family? Is it a big house to get married or the once green Cuckold King got married? Why didn't he receive the news? Qin Shou touched his chin with some confusion, and it was not until the servant brought the wine and food to serve wine and food that Qin Shou woke up from surprise.

Qin Shou felt puzzled. After the servant left, he turned his head to look at Li Ke who was like a bitter face and asked curiously: "Brother Ke, ask me something, what is the big joy in Prime Minister Fang's family? Which boss is happy or the second brother? Hey hey... Brother Ke, why did you make a stinky face when you ask me?"

Under Qin Shou's shouting, Li Ke immediately woke up and said in a daze: "Ah? Oh, yes. Hum? What kind of happy events? Oh, by the way, that boy Fang Er is happy. With someone with an IQ of less than 100, I really don't know which girl he likes. Brother Ke. Anyway, it's just that shit is over!"

Qin Shou looked at Li Ke with a dark face. This guy was obviously absent-minded! Looking at his stinky face with a lot of thoughts, Qin Shou knew that this guy was coming to drink with him. Otherwise, with his current free and easy personality, he might not know who had sneaked into the boudoir of a lady in the well drilling room.

When Li Ke looked at him in a black line, he scratched his head with an awkward look on his face, picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Brother Shou, don't talk about these things. Come on, I have a drink with Brother Ke. Today, Brother Ke, I am very irritable. Only Brother Shou is here, so I won't feel so irritable!"

Qin Shou didn't say anything, and raised his glass to clinked Li Ke. After drinking a sip of the heart-wrenching beer, Qin Shou smashed his lips and waited for Li Ke's following. People who were worried about it usually took a sip to get out to drink, usually raising courage or relieve their boredom, and stating something like shaking the plug.

Li Ke put down his glass with annoyed irritable hand, spit out a mouthful of wine and said, "Brother Shou, I'm going to hide it from you. Today, I'm really upset with my heart. I'm that damn princess again. I've been making trouble all day long. Now, I'm so worried about it. Today, several brothers in her family have had trouble again..."

Qin Shou listened to Li Ke's words while drinking. It turned out that Li Ke's annoyance came from his princess. Concubine Yang's family once again caused trouble for Li Ke. This time it was amazing. Her elder brother and his man forced a good-looking village girl and said something like the woman that King Li Ke of Wu liked.

Li Ke, who took the blame for no reason, was sued by others. The matter was really a mess. Finally, Boss Li learned that he was beaten up by several big shoe targets for no reason. After the investigation was made, he caught Concubine Yang's elder brother. He was frustrated here and was frustrated when he returned home. He was frustrated and still had to cry and make trouble. Li Ke slapped Concubine Yang and ran out directly. He was out of sight. He was not upset. What a mess? Who would he cry when he was frustrated?

Li Ke said the general story. The more he talked about the affliction, the less he vomited blood. Well, he was so big that he was covered with a big black hat. This shameless realm of the Yang family really convinced Li Ke. He actually did these unethical things under his reputation.

Concubine Yang was so stupid that she was undoubtedly rescued. She actually wanted to let her brother go by herself? She really thought that the prison was built by herself that day? The order to arrest the person was given by herself? Li Ke, who was already angry, simply threw the house and went out in anger. She really couldn't live this life. The maid she liked in her mansion was either missing or driven out. As for who was given the illegitimate move, Li Ke knew clearly.

Qin Shou sneered in the wine, looked at Li Ke, who was like a bitter face, and reminded him: "Brother Ke, I told you a long time ago. This woman named Yang kicked her away. Uh, it should be a divorce book that would not drag down your youth and delay your bright future. Now I regret it too late. Maybe I can take this opportunity to finish it all!"

Li Ke looked at Qin Shou with a dark face. He said lightly. With Qin Shou's expression of believing that I was right, Li Ke said hesitantly: "This, Shou'er, isn't it a bit heartless? How do you say that a couple has a hundred days of kindness? Is it too immoral and unrighteous to be so ruthless?"

Qin Shou raised his middle finger and looked down on Li Ke and said, "Bah~ What kind of kindness of a couple in a day? How many thousand days have you been? Days are enough, 365 days a year? Not enough? Few mothers here, men are doing something and not doing something, and they are real men who dare to love and hate! Look, the eight wild beasts on the stage are real men, live happily and freely!"

Li Ke followed the narrow performance stage of the wine glass that Qin Shou pointed to, and his whole body felt as if he was heartbroken. He was directly shocked by the eight wild beasts on the stage. The beer he had just drunk immediately erupted. This time, the eight beast version beauties really spent a lot of money, and their shocking costumes caused noise from the bar.

The three-headed youthful fairy dressed in a three-point coconut dress that was exhausted and unpaid, especially the chest area, two cut-out coconut shells, tied up the bra with a thick hemp rope, and carved a three-point model under the crotch. Two ropes pierced the coconut shells to tie the buttocks. To be precise, they didn't wear anything, so they used the coconut shell to cover up the ugly.

Compared to the three-headed youthful version of Cheng Yaoxian, the three brothers of Yuchi Jingde's shark fin are even more powerful. Well, grass skirts. Have you seen them? The grass skirts that are really made of straw are carefully sealed with needles and threads. With the coconut shells with letters hanging on their chests, they weaken the brain nerves and visual systems of a group of ministers and merchants.

Regardless of whether others have seen the grass skirt suit or not, it is true that a group of stunned people have never seen it. They are so unique and rebellious. What's going on? There is also a good trophy brother, a bra sewn with pure black cloth, plus two pears, you want to go!

"It's so exciting!" "What's the situation?" "I'm dazzled, right?" "Damn!" Li Ji said with a dazed look. What's the situation? He saw that the skills were all from his wife Hongfu Girl. Yuchi Jingde rubbed his eyes directly, with an incredible expression. Cheng Yaojing was the most rude and cursed directly.

"What's going on? Rebellious guys. Are you touching the darkness for my father or what's going on?" Cheng Yaoxian burst out with angrily blue veins. He didn't know when the bronze wine pot in his hand was twisted and deformed. What does these guys mean? Looking for slap or abuse?

The scumbag version boss Cheng Chumo said with a smile on his face: "Dad, no, that's it. We brothers are just making some money. Don't bother, this is a new product that crosses the ages. Well~ The time for you to advertise is up. After the advertisement is over, the feast of demons will be held! Please invite the spokesperson of the Tang Dynasty advertising..."

The scumbag version boss Cheng Chumo said, everyone looked at Wei Zheng, and Wei Zheng coughed dryly under the eyes of so many eyes, "Hmm~ Fairy. Be careful not to be impatient, sorry, this advertisement was endorsed by the wife of Lao Shuaiguo, Hongfu, Wei will not fight for that glory. Thank you, thank you!"

Sweat~ The waterfall was sweating... and Hongfu Nu walked out of the backstage with a smile, holding her eyes to the handsome pot pot mixed in the crowd, and laughed brightly. This was what Li Jing thought of. Li Jing, who was embarrassed, directly flashed behind the old hooligan and avoided his eyes.

After hearing that it was Hong Funn’s attention, Cheng Yaojing immediately lost his temper. He dug his nostrils with his fingers without any image. He was an old hooligan who was waiting to see an advertisement. Qin Shou looked at Hong Funnn with a dark face. I wonder what happened to Hong Funnn this time? Why did he come to the nightclub to sell underwear?

Hongfu Nu is so sad that she can't tell her. The underwear show that Qin Shou recommended at the time was indeed very attractive, but unfortunately it was not very successful. Even if she had a fashion show with a group of ladies for a long time, she was shy and too exposed and afraid that her husband would not accept anything. She simply brought the coconut shells brought back by Qin Shou and made a set of props for the manly version of the performance.

Hongfu Nu is worthy of being a model of a witch, without any discomfort, and she openly promoted and said: "Everyone, I'll disturb you for a while. Now our Li family tailor shop has officially launched the Meiji brand underwear show. This is what it means to underwear. Some are dignified and elegant, while others are boundlessly sexy..."

A group of ministers looked at the three youthful fairies of the Supreme Master with strange expressions. When Hongfu Nu explained, the three youthful fairies immediately patted the coconut shell with their big palms. The thudding sound immediately caused a sound of vomiting blood and choked, and was choked by the three beast beauty fairies of the youthful fairies.

What is straight? Cheng Chu, the boss of the scumbag, silently shook the two coconut shells with his hands. This is called straight. What is a large scale? Cheng Chuliang, the second son of the scumbag, put his hands on his hips, and the coconut shell on his chest, what is slim? Cheng Chubi, the youngest son of the scumbag, pulled two coconut shells and played marble jumping. Cheng Fei collapsed while looking dark. He realized that his baby was more shameless than himself. He was really the next wave in Chang'an, pushing the previous wave, and one wave was dead.

When the ministers and merchants collapsed, Hongfu girl smiled and said, "Okay, I'll bother you so much time. These are props. Interesting people can take their wives to the Li family tailoring shop to see. The store has stock and the goods are real... Okay, disturb you and watch the performance 6 to welcome you all!"

The scumbag version boss Cheng Chumo was howling when Hongfu Nu left the venue, and shouted: "The feast of madness dance begins, howl! Dear uncles and uncles, please feel free to put in the money, and you can stuff as much as you want. Your generosity is our pride. Now I will give you our famous song to kill you!"

After the scumbag version boss Cheng Chumo finished speaking, two young versions of Cheng goblins twisted their butts and twisted their butts, with their hands on their waists and singing loudly on the Chinese version of you to death: "Mao Fei is taking stones, five nights, five nights, staying up late, buying egg rolls, pressing the shit, and collecting money, ah, ah, come high, come touching mahjong, farmers don't laugh..."

Chichi... Chichi... A group of people who had never heard of the shocking version of the stick songs were all sprayed out. As for the ministers, they were still a little bit of nerve breakdown. The three youthful fairies beat the coconut shells as gongs and drums, and they were all convinced by these beast brothers.

Qin Shou looked at the scumbags on the stage with a dark face, dancing the shameless beast dance, calling out to Li Ke who was stunned with some collapse, saying, "Brother Ke, let's go, it's already smoky here, hey~ I didn't expect that these shameless brothers can really sing and dance. If you leave, you still watch it? Be careful of sleeping at night!"
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