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Chapter 83: Hungry goods and dragons

A pretty and beautiful girl danced on the stage. She was very beautiful and wore a weird snow-like skirt. The tight skirt made her slender figure. The white skirt embellished her pretty face, like a proud swan, and like a fairy in the dust. When she smiled, she was charming and charming.

Kim Hye-hyun, the beautiful girl who appeared, was originally a Goryeo fisherman girl. After Ma Lu bandits entered the village, they forced her to bring her back. At that time, Ma Lu saw that she was extremely beautiful, and did not vaguely throw her directly to Qin Shou as a maid. Qin Shou has been sending people to train her to dance, but he did not expect that it would be used in time now.

Li Debei and Li Dezhao looked at Jin Huixian with dementia, thinking in his heart that Qin Shou's words, he wanted to win the hearts of a beautiful woman by his own means. Li Debei and Li Dezhao didn't understand Qin Shou, so why didn't he be moved by a good beauty? What Qin Shou was thinking in his heart? It really made Li Debei and Li Dezhao's brothers unable to guess thoroughly.

After Kim Hye-hyun appeared, Yang Dabao immediately took out the prepared commentary line and read it: "A long time ago - on the other side of the distant mountain, there was a castle. The castle stood alone on the top of the mountain, and was surrounded by canyons and ravines. When the weather was good, people could even vaguely see the castle crawling outside..."

The sad brothers of Yuchi three pushed the rough castle prop painting, which was arranged by Qin Shou. The brothers of Yuchi three were the coolies behind the scenes, responsible for carrying props to control the entire drama performance, and even their faces were not exposed. They hid behind the prop painting and pushed Jin Huixian who was dancing gracefully.

Queen Changsun looked at the sets and performances on the stage with great emotion, and even threw the career of resolving Qin Shou aside, and even her own little princess didn't pay attention to it. The little princess of Jinyang even laughed out loud because she saw the three brothers Yuchi who were behind the painting props. She felt like they were crawling like turtles.

Yang Dabao continued to recite his commentary: "It is said that there was a princess who was stolen by a dragon in the castle. People in the town did not believe such rumors at first, but every full moon night, the roar of the dragon would come from the castle, so soon this rumor became convincing..."

As soon as Yang Dabao finished his words, an enlarged version of an ugly lizard appeared behind the scenes of the stage. He waved his terrible pair of simple chicken feathers and made up his wings, flapping all the way and falling off a large amount of chicken feathers. When the dragon opened its big mouth, it made a very strange puff sound.

"This is the scream of the evil dragon? Why is it so much like a fart?" "What fart sound? Have you heard the scream of the evil dragon? I don't know!" "What? Are you very knowledgeable? Then tell me, how does the evil dragon scream?" "Tsk! I only know the screams of the cow..."

The people below were talking about the dragon's screams. They didn't think the ugly dragon was ugly at all, but on the contrary they thought it was very novel. Queen Changsun's expression on her face was too nonsense, right? As for the little princess of Jinyang, she clapped her palms and giggled. She thought this stupid dragon was very fun.

The audience discussed whether the dragon's cry was a fart sound, but the scum brothers who played the dragon's body were in pain. The scum boss Cheng Chu silently put an iron pipe, which was firmly inside the dragon's body. He bent until his butt, and the large horn was right in front of the dragon's mouth. The scum boss Cheng Chu silently chewed the fried soybeans in his mouth.

In order to achieve the unique cry of the evil dragon, Qin Shou directly ordered the scumbag boss Cheng Chu to eat soybeans silently, and he started to eat it desperately at noon. Cheng Chu felt comfortable silently, but it made the two scumbag brothers behind him. It was so smelly! They almost fainted.

"Ah~ Evil Dragon! Don't come here!" The princess played by Kim Hye-hyun was in good shape. She jumped off from the waist and back of Yuchi Baoqing who could not stand it and escaped from the castle with prop set. The Evil Dragon chased in slow motion while making a fool of her evil dragon fart roar. From the appearance to the present, there was no line, only a constant stream of fart roars, which was depressing enough!

"Oh! The evil dragon wants to bite the princess and beat him to death!" The people in the audience seemed to be gradually getting into the role, and the beautiful princess actor played the role fully demonstrated their hatred, which led to the people in the audience's hatred. Some people even prepared rotten eggs and threw them straight towards the evil dragon to vent their dissatisfaction.

"Hurry, run, Mother, please hurry up, send someone!" The little princess Jinyang spoke a little unscrupulously, but the child was innocent by nature and could not tell the truth in and out of the play. She ran to Empress Changsun, who was confused with her face, and tried to beg Empress Changsun to capture the evil dragon on the stage.

"Be good, sit down, it's okay, someone will save her!" Empress Changsun didn't know what was going on after the drama, but she still comforted the little princess Jinyang who was like entering the drama. I have to say that Qin Shou created a novel scene fairy tale, which is suitable for both young and old! Empress Changsun was almost fascinated by it. It is rare to perform such a live-action version of the story.

The palace guards were even more unbearable, and even their responsibilities almost forgot. They watched the performance on the stage intently and witnessed the beautiful princess chasing the evil dragon. They almost turned into the legendary dragon slaying warrior without impulse. The evil dragon that was so evil that he was not only ugly, but also screamed so badly!

Yang Dabao ignored the angry hostile dragons of the people below, avoided the attack of rotten eggs, and flipped the manuscript in his hand, and began to explain according to the plot development: "The evil dragon appeared, the little princess ran out of the castle immediately, and the little princess ran away, but no matter how she ran, she could not run in the end, and she fell and caught the evil dragon chasing behind her!"

"Where can you run!" The scumbag boss Cheng Chu shouted out the first line in tears. It's not easy! He worked hard for so long, but he got only three short lines, and he didn't even show his face. Fortunately, he didn't show his face, otherwise the stinky egg would definitely be stinking!

"Can the dragon speak?" "Have you ever seen a dragon unable to speak?" "..." The people under the stage were talking, struggling with the question of whether the evil dragon could speak. Fortunately, this is not a five-clawed golden dragon or something, but a weird evil dragon like a big Western lizard. Otherwise, the three fairy brothers would definitely be in trouble.

"Big evil dragon, annoying evil dragon!" The little princess Jinyang pointed at the evil dragon on the stage, clenched her hands tightly and fisted, saying the words of Queen Changsun. Queen Changsun was also a little surprised. The little princess seemed to have talked more tonight than before. And the more she said it, it became easier to speak, it was really strange!

Yang Dabao held his eyes and talked about the crowd below the stage, and explained the plot like a line in the playbook: "In this way, the poor princess took the evil dragon away and brought it to a dark black hole, serving a dragon that was extremely lazy and full of food, drink and drink all year round..."

"Damn it, why do you feel like you're having a play? It's not like this when you rehearse!" Yuchi Bao was puzzled. Did Yang Dabao pronounce the wrong line? It seemed like he was talking lies with his eyes open. Is there anyone who jumped on the scene so quickly? Do you need to use any effort to move these sets?

Yuchi Baolin had a depressed expression on his face. Yuchi Bao's bed stopped and seriously disturbed him. He said furiously: "Who knows? Why are you talking about? Change it quickly, change it quickly, destroying the boss's good things. If you are good at it, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, tired!"

After Yang Dabao finished reading, he seemed to have found that he had been having a play, but now it was too late to make up for it. He had to bite the bullet and hold on, but the three brothers of Yuchi moved around. Jin Huixian didn't know what happened to Yang Dabao, but he still cooperated, but this evil dragon was too smelly.

Li Debei has been paying attention to the situation in front of the stage. Yang Dabao's scene made Li Debei feel hurt. He turned his head and found that Li Dezhao gnawed canned fish. He couldn't help but wonder: "Brother, are you making a mistake? When is it? I'm still in the mood to gnaw canned fish? It's almost our turn to go on stage!"

Li Dezhang held half of the canned fish in his mouth, and his oily and dark lips didn't even apply it. He said in wonder: "Ha? So fast? No, right? You can't lie, right? Calculate the time, we still have more than two quarters of an hour, why..."

Yang Dabao's voice made Li Dezhao thunderous: "Prince Abei and Prince Azhuo made the town really excited. After all, the dragon-slaying hero has not been born yet. Finally, two courageous guests can arrive. Everyone has made every effort to make a fortune from him and the others..."

The townsmen who were playing supporting roles rushed to the stage and silently performed a mute drama-like performance. The three brothers of the evil dragon, the actor Yeon-ji, leaned over and acted in a sleeping mode. Kim Hye-hyun hid behind the scenes and began to disguise, waiting for the next scene. Kim Hye-hyun couldn't say for such a performance.

"Your sister!" Li Debao didn't expect that Yang Dabao would really have a play. After Yang Dabao finished speaking the commentary lines, he didn't even pay attention to the canned fish in his hand. In a panic, he forgot to take the prop sword and rushed out of the stage with Li Debei. When Li Debei raised his sword, Li Debao subconsciously followed the action, and the tragedy happened the next moment.

"Hahaha..." The people below the stage burst into laughter. The sword in Li Dezhang's hand was indeed very fierce. Is this a canned dragon slaying? Even Queen Changsun on the stage couldn't help laughing and almost burst into laughter. As for the little princess Jinyang, she kept giggling. A good scene turned into a farce.

Li Dezang licked the juice flowing from his face without tears. Facing the laughing people, he reacted and messed up! He stood firmly in a statue, feeling uneasy. If Qin Shou knew about it, he would probably be the first to spare him. If Empress Changsun left angrily, that would be the most deadly thing!

What should I do? Li Dezhang was confused at this time. Qin Shou was in a meeting now. If Empress Changsun left the scene angrily and could not find Qin Shou, he would definitely be suspicious. In addition to distracting Queen Changsun's surveillance, Qin Shou also ran away to arrange future matters in Ryukyu, so as not to send someone to monitor her.

Yang Dabao watched the dramatic performance in amazement. The next moment he didn't know what to do. Should he continue? Or should he stop halfway? Yang Dabao, the culprit, felt guilty. It was all because he was the one who danced the show himself. If he pursued it, he would definitely be responsible.

"Gaga... It's so funny. These two stupid brothers still want to use canned fish to kill dragons? Gagaga..." The scumbag boss Cheng Chu laughed unscrupulously. As the evil dragon leader, he must have seen the environment outside. As for the brothers with dragon body and dragon tail behind him, he couldn't see it. Cheng Chumo suddenly let out a puff, which made the scumbag brothers behind him roll their eyes.

"So stupid, hilarious..." The little princess Jinyang didn't know how many times she had laughed, and slapped her little palm and laughed. Li Dezun made a erotic drama. Empress Changsun felt bored at first, but when she saw the little princess Jinyang's happy appearance, she had to patiently take it as a joke drama.

"Brother, don't be stupid. Now things have to be tough and smooth. The queen will be in trouble if she leaves!" Li Debei also discovered the abnormality of the elder brother behind her. She realized that it would be trouble if she doesn't make things smooth. She immediately reminded Li Dezhang to force herself to continue acting. The three unscrupulous fairy brothers were still laughing at her.

"Yes, yes, let's continue, continue, oh, where is the evil dragon? Today, we brothers are going to slap the evil dragon and rescue the innocent princess..." After Li Dezang woke up, he sternly raised the canned fish in his hand and asked the extras' townsmen and where the dragon was going.

After Yang Dabao and Li Dezhao and his brothers entered the play, they continued to comment on the lines: "After receiving enthusiastic guidance from the townsmen, the two brave princes did not stop for a long time. They just thanked the enthusiastic residents and led the horse into the mountain. Of course, they could not see the residents of the town rolling their eyes and did not make money from the young people..."

After Yang Dabao finished reading the scene, the three sad brothers of Yuchi began to run around again. They pushed the scene with breathlessness and began the most exciting and representative battle of hungry guys to kill the dragon. At least now Li Dezhao has become the most typical starving prince, and the people in the audience have a sharp vision.

"Evil dragon, come out, our brothers will destroy you on behalf of justice! Hand over the beautiful princess with the knowledgeable person, otherwise..." The hungry prince Li Dezhao raised the canned fish in his hand as a sword, shouting loudly in front of the Jingshan Cave to kill the dragon, which caused the people below the stage to laugh and cry, and the starving prince Daming was born.

Yang Dabao continued to speak in a stolen manner according to the manuscript: "The evil dragon learned that there were ignorant humans coming to provoke him. He flapped his wings and flew out without saying a word. Without saying a word, he vomited it. It was dragon breath, and he vomited it at the two princes in one mouthful of dragon breath to restore his majesty. The battle to kill the dragon began!"

The three fairy brothers worked hard to perform the stupid dragon's stupid poke performance, which immediately triggered the cheerful laughter of the people below the stage and the stands. The hungry prince who was playing tricks in slow motion was full of fake dragon slaying, which attracted the stage full of jokes. The people were amused when they watched it, and the little princess Jinyang laughed even more.

"Awesome! Ah!" Li Debei, when Li Debao delayed the evil dragon, took a fake prop big sword into the dragon body. The scumbag boss Cheng Chu silently said his last supporting role in sadness, and fell down and pretended to die to praise the two dragon-slaying warriors for their power. The plot behind them was no longer their share.

The hungry prince Li Dezhang follows the plot direction, throwing a sword-throwing dragon to end the evil dragon of the fairy brothers, but he didn't realize the props and weapons in his hand. When he threw out the so-called sword in his hand, he hit the dragon's mouth with a clang, hitting the ruffian scumbag boss Cheng Chumo's forehead, and the stage was in chaos!

"Your uncle, you actually threw the canned food to me? You're looking for death, don't play anymore!" The scumbag boss Cheng Chu, who was originally angry, was silent. He threw down the fake lizard dragon skin, covered his bubbled forehead with one hand, and angrily raised his sleeves to rush towards the hungry prince Li Dezhao.

"Brother Cheng, what are you doing? Acting, acting!" The hungry prince Li Dezhang was scared. He didn't expect that his temporary mistake would lead to an unforgivable chaos. The scumbag boss Cheng Chu was in a mess. The stage could no longer be performed, it was over!

"Can the princes rescue the princess? After the advertisement, it will be broken down later! Tighten the curtain, quickly pull the curtain!" The scene was already messy, and Yang Dabao woke up and ended smoothly. This performance failed, and he didn't expect that the midfielder who played supporting roles would be in a panic and ruin!

"His grandma, what's the matter?" "That's it, isn't it too crap?" "What a broken advertisement? Let's open it up, we have to see the fight!" At the critical moment, Yang Dabao actually showed off the advertisement and then broke it up later, which immediately angered the people who were involved in the show. Even ten beautiful girls appeared, they would not buy it.

It was really the first time to act in a real-life fight. The evil stage brought out a dark curtain to block the scene of the fairy beating the hungry prince. The ten beautiful girls were saving the scene, holding bottles of pills in their hands, and selling soy sauce poem advertisements that were very scammed, covering the screams behind the shady scenes.

Faced with the people who were making trouble, ten beautiful girls were selling ad lines with ads: "The people who traveled to the brothel are not old, and the baby is indispensable afterwards. The man who loves Chenlu Dan, they all say it's so good! We welcome the winter sale, and it's available for sale in all major pharmacies..."

"Where are there any beauties? Brother, can I buy a few bottles? Will there be any effect?" "Gaga, that's it, beauty, why don't you come down and try it!" "Good idea!" The people in the chaotic scene immediately laughed and successfully attracted the attention of the beautiful girl who sold the medicine, and spoke instigated the beautiful girl on the stage.

"It's over, it's over, this time it's over. It's a little bit of a stick. Damn, I'm afraid I'm going to go to the black house!" Yang Dabao looked at the uncontrollable scene with tears in his eyes. The chaos behind the shady scenes did not stop. The people below the audience began to instigate the girls selling drug advertisements again. The scene became chaotic in the blink of an eye!
Chapter completed!
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