If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between it and a salted fish?

Many people were stunned after seeing the news about Lu Yu.

But when they saw the salted fish lying on the ground with her belly rolling, her eyes turned pale and her face turned undesirable, they burst into laughter!

"Hahahahahaha! Lu Yu's metaphor is so 6! I'm so laughing! This is a salted fish that has lost its dream!"

"Hahahaha...No! Let me laugh for a while! This metaphor is too vivid and too domineering!"

"666~Lu Yu, you are too damaged, right? Master Zhou is this salted fish? Not to mention it, it's really a bit similar! Ahhaha..."

"It's not just an image? It's simply a twin brother who has been separated for many years, okay? Hahahaha!"

"Maybe it's Master Zhou Xianyu's true performance? Look at that little look, the expression, and the charm... it's no longer possible! I've sprayed all the good tea! Lu Yu, please pay me for tea! Hahaha!"

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Many Internet buzzwords in this world are different from Lu Yu's original world, such as the salted fish meme in this world.

After throwing the first "salted fish bomb" to detonate the entire urine spot, Lu Yu simply opened the picture-p-up software and took advantage of the victory.

According to his memory, he quickly moved the mouse to intercept the pictures he found and rendered them...

A moment later, another picture was posted by Lu Yu.

This picture is a hand-painted chubby salted fish sitting on a sofa holding a cup of tea, looking up at the sky at forty-five degrees.

The caption under the picture: "Ah~ I, Mr. Zhou, are almost a salted fish..."

As soon as the picture came out, there was another burst of hilariousness on the micro broadcast.

"Hahaha, it turns out that becoming a salted fish is Master Zhou's dream!"

"Puff! No wonder Master Zhou said that dreams are useless. It turns out that he has successfully realized his dream hahaha!"

"666~This cup of tea is simply a masterpiece! It's simply the salted fish version of Master Zhou!"

...

Zhou Anping was so angry that he could hardly speak. Lu Yu was so hurtful! I, Zhou Anping, is a national second-level tea man, have you been compared to a salted fish?!

After a long time, Zhou Anping spoke again: "@Lu Yu! You bully too much! I want to hold you legally responsible!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as these words came out, there was another burst of joyful laughter after leaving a message on Weibo.

"Hahaha, Lu Yu, be careful! Master Zhou wants to sue you for infringing on his portrait rights!"

"Master Zhou is so funny. Lu Yu didn't even mention your name. What legal responsibility are you pursuing? Do you understand the law?!"

"Master Zhou's IQ is also convinced. You have to go to court if you want to fight with Weibian?! Hahaha!"

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At this moment, Lu Yu had just completed the third picture.

A hand-painted salted fish looked up at the sky with tears forty-five degrees, holding a hundred-dollar bill in her hand.

Text description: The IQ of Ben Salted Fish is already seriously owed, so take it and recharge it for me...

"Puff! Hahaha! No, I don't know how many times I've sprayed today. I'm owed my IQ? I'll still recharge? Lu Yu's jokester's talent is so amazing!"

"Ten thousand 666! I'm convinced Lu Yu, you can think of such words? @Zhou Anping, don't recharge your IQ, even if you charge one million, you can't beat Lu Yu! Hahaha!"

"Hahahaha! I'm just talking about why Zhou Xianyu jumped out at this time? It turns out that his IQ is already in owed! It's so sad!"

"Damn! From today on, I'm a crazy fan of Lu Yu! It's so awesome!"

"So too! Must be a brainless fan! A guy who is so outstanding in tea art, speech or funny is probably not going to find a second in China!"

"Hahaha... Zhou Xianyu has hit the nail on the head this time. Lu Yu is definitely a bug-like existence! It's so happy!"

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By this time, Zhou Anping's fans were completely stunned by Lu Yu's "salted fish bombs".

This kid Lu Yu is so amazing. He directly challenged a fan group of a national second-level tea man in just a few words and pictures?!

Isn't this a dream?

At this moment, Lu Yu is almost no longer required to take action, and smart and happy netizens followed suit.

Zhou Anping just sent a message saying "Lu Yu, wait for me!". A netizen immediately made a picture below the micro broadcast. A salted fish stretched out a human arm and pointed in a direction and said with tears in his eyes: "If you have a kind of thing, don't leave after school, I will never finish it with you!"

Zhou Anping once again said, "Dear netizens, please calm down and don't bewitched by Lu Yu, a traitor, and target me!"

Netizens who were quick to play with their micro-playing skills immediately posted pictures.

A salted fish knelt on both knees and burst into tears: "Why are you all targeting me? I'm just a salted fish..."

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After several consecutive messages were teased, Zhou Anping was so angry that he kept silent, and all his fans were stunned.

But this obviously cannot affect netizens who are happy at the attributes, countless salted fish emoticons have flooded the screen...

A salted fish ran in tears: "I don't believe this is true!"

A salted fish hugged her knees and burst into tears. She sighed to the sky: "The fish is so difficult, let me die alone..."

A salted fish pierced its head into the soil: "You can't see me!"

A salted fish knelt down in tears: "Please don't slap me again, okay..."

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Finally, Zhou Anping even had to turn off the comment function of Weibo, which finally made netizens stop brushing pictures.

But these pictures were instantly spread throughout the Internet, and all sections of the Tea People Forum were reproduced. All the masters of photo editing took action and had a lot of fun.

Lu Yu didn't expect that the fighting power and enthusiasm of netizens were so terrifying, so he just watched happily.

Not only that, through this verbal battle, he was surprised to find that his reputation value had increased by a huge margin, almost exceeding 500,000!

This is OK? Can criticize people and increase their reputation value?

Lu Yu rubbed her chin in a daze. Is this really the rhythm of making me become an internet celebrity first and then a tea person?!

At this moment, a netizen named "Flowers Fallen in the Wind" posted @Lu Yu on Weibo.

"Brothers, the battle just now was so exciting! Our combat power was simply overwhelming! We already have so many people, should we set up a Lu Yu fan club? @Lu Yu, you're going to say something!"

As soon as this message was sent, hundreds of fans left messages to support it instantly.

"Yes! @Lu Yu, it's so exciting to fight with you! Take us on and continue fighting!"

"Agree! Create a Lu Yu fan club now!"

"I agree!"

“I have to join!”

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Seeing that the fans left more and more messages, Lu Yu pondered for a moment and took a deep breath, and his fingers quickly typing on the keyboard!

"Thanks to everyone's love for me, Lu Yu, since the moment I decided to become a tea man, I have set my goal to make our Chinese tea and tea civilization stand at the peak of the world! This is destined to be a difficult and bumpy road. I wonder if you would like to go with me, Lu Yu?"

After a moment, "Flowers Fall in the Wind" replied: "Okay! Life is a hurry, why not walk for a while? No matter how difficult this dream is, I will accompany you for a while!"

Fans replied one after another: "What's wrong with walking? No matter how difficult it is, we will accompany you!"

Lu Yu looked at the screen and was deeply moved and said with a fist-clamping expression: "I, Lu Yu, are honored to be able to fight with you!"

Move the wind and flowers fall with everyone: "Go forward and retreat with you, share honor and disgrace!"

On this day, Lu Yu's fan club became famous in a battle with the national second-level tea people and emerged!
Chapter completed!