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Chapter 81: Want to eat hamburgers, but don't eat pig's head!

When a cute "drunk" girl throws you on the bed, her face is red, her eyes are blurred, and her soft and wet lips are printed on your cheeks, like a fragrant flower stamen that is about to bloom. What will you do when you pick it up?

Are you a beast who is pushed down with the flow?

Or is it better than beasts, so you can sit in your arms without being confused?

Facing this headache-inducing problem, Chu Hang made a choice without hesitation. Many years later, whenever he recalled this incident, he would always be extremely grateful for the choice he made at this time.

Chu Hang decisively stretched out his hands to support Su Liuli's shoulders and pushed her away with force!

You read that right, Chu Hang made a choice that would probably make countless men ridiculed.

This actually has nothing to do with whether it is a gentleman or not. It is worse than a beast. It’s just that Su Liuli occupies an important position in Chu Hang’s heart that he himself did not realize. It was so important that he didn’t want to see her being hurt at all, so he subconsciously made the choice to protect her.

Crack!

Then Chu Hang heard the sound of teeth colliding.

"Hamburger, don't run hamburger!"

Su Liuli smacked her lips and leaned towards Chu Hang's face again. Her slightly opened mouth was gently rubbing her snow-white teeth, like a puppy grinding her teeth.

Chu Hang was startled and realized how correct the choice he had just made was.

Even if this girl is drunk, she can't change her nature as a foodie. She didn't kiss his cheek at all. She clearly regarded his head as a "burger", and she almost bit her bite it!

If he hadn't pushed it away in time, he would have been "disfigured"!

Chu Hang took a deep breath and quickly supported Su Liuli's shoulder with one hand and pressed her head that kept coming over with the other.

“Hamburger…hamburger…hamburger…”

Su Liuli stuck like a candy, holding Chu Hang's clothes in her little hands, as if she was afraid that the burger would run away. As the two of them pulled and entangled, the collar was almost torn apart!

Although Su Liuli was drunk, she was really strong. He tried his best to force her head. He didn't know whether this girl was drunk or turned into a zombie. Her teeth emitted a faint fragrance, but if she really bit her, she didn't know how much damage it would cause!

Chu Hang was speechless. How drunk is this girl to see her handsome face as a burger?

The key is that I just ate a box of wine-heart chocolate!

No, you must not let this girl meet real wine in the future!

"What are you...doing?"

At this moment, Chu Yanran walked in from the balcony. At first glance, she saw Chu Hang and Su Liuli twisted into a ball lying on the bed. She was stunned, and even her voice was trembling slightly.

"Su Liuli has eaten chocolate and edible. She has treated my head as a hamburger. You can hold her back!"

In fear of the spread of misunderstandings, Chu Hang hurriedly explained.

Chu Yanran was stunned for a moment, and soon found that Su Liuli's eyes were blurred, murmured with "hamburger", and quickly stepped forward to hug Su Liuli.

"Liuli, I see clearly. That's not a burger, but a pig's head!"

Chu Yanran shouted!

Su Liuli stayed for a second, raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, stared at Chu Hang for three seconds before she became angry, muttering: "Pig head... is not delicious, does not eat pig heads, does not eat pig heads, does not eat pig heads, does not eat pig heads..."

Chu Hang couldn't help rolling his eyes. This trick of image transfer is so clever, but treating his handsome head as a "pig head", it is really a good thing for uncles to tolerate, but aunts can't!

However, the effect was indeed immediate. Su Liuli, who turned into a "zombie", suddenly became a pitiful hungry guy, muttering in a hunch that said, "I want to eat hamburgers."

Chu Yanran smiled knowingly and slowly helped Su Liuli to another bed.

Su Liuli lay down on the bed in a daze, whispering her mouth, and giggled with her eyes closed.

Chu Yanran helped Su Liuli take off her shoes, cover herself with a quilt, patted her arm gently, and whispered: "It's very late, go to bed..."

Chu Hang cooperated very well to turn off the lights.

It was late at night and Su Liuli turned over and smashed her mouth. She quickly calmed down and seemed to be asleep.

Chu Yanran and Chu Hang were relieved at the same time. The two exchanged their eyes in the dim moonlight, and then tiptoed out of the room.

When he arrived at the corridor and closed the door gently, Chu Hang smiled bitterly: "You must not let her touch anything related to alcohol in the future. This girl has a poor alcoholism!"

Chu Yanran nodded seriously. Alcohol not only represents a hangover for a girl with such poor alcoholism, but also means danger. Chu Yanran feels that it is necessary to talk to her carefully after Su Liuli wakes up, and she must realize the importance of staying away from alcohol.

"You go back to your room first, I will take good care of Liuli." Chu Yanran said.

Chu Hang said "yes" and turned around and walked towards his room.

Chu Hang was still trembling when he walked, saying that he was not afraid, it was definitely impossible.

Fortunately, at that moment, he subconsciously pushed Su Liuli away. If he had lost his wisdom just now, his fate would definitely be quite "miserable". Even if Su Liuli didn't "bite" hard, he would be "catched in bed" by Chu Yanran, who had finished the phone call in just over ten seconds.

The road of life is full of choices. Sometimes, if you choose the wrong one, you just take a detour, but sometimes if you choose the wrong one, you will go to a dead end!

"Fortunately it's Su Liuli. If it were other beautiful girls, I might have made a mistake."

Chu Hang was very grateful.

......

......

In the dim room, Su Liuli suddenly opened her eyes. The crystal clear eyes were bright and clear, without any blur, but her originally pink face turned red with a sound, as if it was about to burn.

"Woooooooooooooooooooo how could this happen!"

Su Liuli covered her face, curled up in a ball, wrapped in a quilt and rolled left and right.

Of course, she couldn't have drunkenly eaten a box of chocolates and regarded Chu Hang's head as a "burger". Everything just now was temporary "acting".

She just ate chocolate and got hot. When only she and Chu Hang were left in the room, for some reason, the movie called "The Year of the Chrysanthemums" flashed in her mind not long ago. She remembered the girl's deep love and persistence for the boy, the last miserable ending of the childhood sweethearts who had been separated for many years, the scene of the girl expressing her feelings, the boy was moved to tears, and she and Chu Hang......

There were so many scenes that flashed through my mind at that moment, and finally it was frozen in the movie, where the girl kissed the boy.

At that moment, Su Liuli did something that she felt "shamed" when she thought about it.

Oh my God, why did she jump up and kiss the bad guy in the face!

Woo woo woo woo, she must have burned her brain!

When Chu Hang pushed her away, Su Liuli realized what she had done and was so embarrassed that she wanted to dig a crack in the ground and crawl into it.

Fortunately, her head, which was not very easy to use, suddenly became wise and pretended to be drunk, which allowed her to escape the most shameful end in history.

"Fortunately I'm smart!"
Chapter completed!
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