【125】Liu Peng
It is the third day since we arrived at the underworld. What we didn’t expect was that there were actually ten modern big cities in the underworld, ten times larger than first-tier cities such as Chongqing and Beijing. We are in Yan Luo City, and the mayor is Yan Luo King.
Not long after we were in that desert, more than a dozen ghost messengers wearing ancient yamen runners' clothes arrested us, saying that we were smugglers and wanted to reincarnate us, and then more than one hundred people were taken away.
Only the three of us are fine. When I asked, it turned out that the three of us were Mr. Yin and Yang. At that time, my master asked me to choose a Taoist name when I was a disciple. Mine was Batman, and Brother Xiang’s was Iron Man.
This Taoist name was registered under the underworld at that time. It was considered to be something like an ID card. The wandering ghosts in the world are equivalent to fugitives in the underworld. Mr. Yin and Yang’s job in the world is to send those wandering ghosts to the underworld. We are equivalent to police positions in the underworld. Therefore, the three of us can be exempted from reincarnation. As for what Xu Qiang is, we don’t know.
Alas, although I didn’t have to be reincarnated at that time, I didn’t know why I was so worried about the world.
However, Mr. Yin and Yang was treated well in the underworld, and even if he died, he could make a fuss. At that time, several of the ghost messengers were Mr. Yin and Yang during their lifetime, so they took special care of the three of us.
When the three of us were released, they were in Yanluo City. This place is much larger than those in Chongqing. What’s strange is that there are no vehicles on the streets, but more bicycles. There are fewer cars just like the beginning of the last century. Occasionally, one or two paper cars swayed past us.
The three of us came from this game. Well, I don’t know if the underworld is called a bureau. Anyway, we call this first. We just got released from this game and didn’t have much money. Brother Xiang grabbed a ghost who looked pretty bad on the way and asked: “Brother? Do you have any money?”
The ghost looked about twenty-five years old, and looked like a nouveau riche. He nodded and took out a pile of ghost coins and said, "Yes."
Brother Xiang saw the pile of money and said, "Let me borrow 20,000 or 30,000 yuan to save me. I just released it from it."
The ghost got angry when he heard this and cursed: "Fuck, you look down on me too much. Do you know that my dad is Li Gang? I borrowed 20,000 or 30,000 yuan from me? Do you think I am a beggar? This is 300 billion yuan, take it first, it's not enough." After that, he threw it to Brother Xiang 300 billion yuan.
That powerful aura almost scared the three of us to death, and threw us a few 300 billion yuan. Then the three of us thought about it carefully and it was Mingbi who took a breath.
In fact, the underworld is not as terrifying as we think. The only bad thing is that all colors are gray and white, as if there is only this one color in the world. Of course, even so, there are still people who like it here very much. Brother Xiang is one of them. At this time, Brother Xiang took the popcorn and pulled Han Sifan and me to see the concert jointly organized by Leslie Cheung and Huang Jiaju.
There were thousands of ghosts at that time. Brother Xiang and Han Sifan were also given VIP seats because they were Mr. Yin and Yang. Looking at the concert jointly organized by brother and Jiaju, the two idols were still within reach and were paralyzed. This trip to the underworld was really in vain, especially Brother Xiang. We have liked these two palace singers since we were young. I didn’t expect that when I saw a real ghost today, Brother Xiang was so excited that he yelled like a pig.
After watching the concert, we went around again. The prices in the underworld were a bit expensive. The concert tickets cost 50 billion yuan per person. Grandma's, this is so fucking. The relationship is about 100 million yuan.
We have been playing for a long time, and there are also pedestrian streets and snack streets here, but don’t blame me for complaining. The snack street is full of fragrant smells, authentic gutter oil is so fragrant, one stick of incense sticks is ten billion, etc. As soon as I entered the clothing store on the pedestrian street, I almost scared me to death. It’s all chirping or paper clothes.
We originally sang in the concert to make us feel that the underworld is really good, but instead we want to go back to the world.
When we came out of the bureau, we didn't ask how to go back to the world. The three of us discussed it and still had to go back to ask how we went back.
The bureau was very big, and the guardian was a ghost in his thirties. When we walked inside, the ghost in his mouth spoke: "What are you doing? Are we going in casually? Come here."
The three of us looked at each other and walked to the ghost clerk. Brother Xiang said with a smile on his face: "Leader, come and smoke." After that, he quickly took out a suburb cigarette that had been bought with 300 mug coins, and almost got the ghost.
This ghost man is not to mention this leader, crossing his legs, sucking the cigarette that Brother Xiang lit, and nodding with a smile: "It's not bad, it's a good boy, what are you doing?"
"Leader, I am a friend of the director's son. Is it a little trouble to come to my uncle?" Brother Xiang said with a smile. Unexpectedly, the ghost man's face changed and he shouted: "Our director's son has been reincarnated for hundreds of years. You actually lied. What are your intentions!"
It’s so hard, Sun, Brother Xiang must have forgotten that this is the underworld. I quickly said, “Actually, our master and your director are always in love. Why don’t we ask the director for something?”
In fact, from the beginning, the director said that he wanted to scare the guard. Unexpectedly, the guard had such a bad temper. The guard crossed his legs and nodded and said, "Show me the ID, what is your master's name?"
Brother Xiang, and Han Sifan had to take out a Yin-Yang Master Certificate. This was the temporary replacement by the ghost messengers when they were out of the game. I handed it to the guard and said, "Our master is Wu Jiu."
Unexpectedly, when the ghost officer heard my master's name, he almost fell off the chair, stared at the three of us with wide eyes and said, "Fuck, Wu Jiu? Are you sure you were right?"
"Yes." Brother Xiang and I nodded. The ghost messenger coughed, looked at us and said, "You guys go across the street to wait for me."
After saying that, I walked into the bureau. I looked at the ghost's back and asked Brother Xiang, "What should I do?"
Han Sifan frowned and said, "Go to the opposite side and wait for him to see what he has to do."
The three of us waited for him across the street for twenty minutes before he came out of the bureau wearing a shroud, walked to the three of us and whispered: "Follow me."
The three of us followed him for ten minutes and entered an alley. Then he whispered: "My name is Liu Peng, and I am your master's buddy. You are actually very dangerous now. I will find a way to send you out."
Chapter completed!