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[096] Two silly girls

I was woken up by Miao Hu early the next morning. After I got up, I looked around and saw Du Leinan missing. Miao Hu saw that I woke up and said to me seriously: "We were reviving the dead souls last night. How could you fall asleep?"

"Hey, brother, aren't you sleeping too?" I gave Miao Hu a blank look and said speechlessly. Miao Hu glanced at me and said, "You know, I didn't know what it was. Yesterday, I was out of my body..."

I watched Miao Hu start bragging again. She obviously drank two bottles of Lao Bai and was drunk. She insisted on saying that she had left her soul to save the earth. When it came to her soul to leave her body, Du Leinan really played with her soul to leave her body yesterday. Miao Hu and I talked a few nonsense, and the door suddenly opened, and it was Du Leinan who came in.

At this time, Du Leinan looked pale and was wearing a suit. When he saw me and Miao Hu, he walked up to me and Miao Hu and said, "Thank you for your help yesterday."

"It's okay." I waved my hand. When Miao Hu heard this, he looked at me with a puzzled look. I whispered to Miao Hu about the general matter. Miao Hu then said, "I should have helped me yesterday, but yesterday, a monster appeared a hundred miles away from the east, and my soul left my body to subdue monsters..."

Miao Hu was talking so loudly that he would leave his soul to subdue demons. Do you think you are Sun Dasheng. The three souls and seven spirits are the most fragile, and it is easy to be dissipated. No matter what, who dares to use his three souls and seven spirits to play with him, and even use the three souls and seven spirits to subdue demons. I'll go.

But perhaps because I was scared to the point where I had not come back to my senses, Du Leinan really believed it. He kept praising Miao Hu's superb Taoist Dharma, one bragging, the other believed in him bragging. I felt ache when I watched these two people chat.

Then early in the morning, a group of people carried the old man to bury him. I was no longer interested. Miao Hu ran to pretend to be a master. It was noon after the burial. After lunch, Miao Hu and I were about to go back.

Before leaving, I couldn't help but ask Du Leinan why he had set up a filial son with An Quan. This Du Leinan told me that I was really amused and crying.

It turned out that these two people didn't know what happened. Two years ago, Durez accidentally talked about his guardian saint, that is, the ghost spirit. Durez said that his family has developed like this now and it is all due to this guardian saint. Then he also said that as long as he gets his recognition, whoever will get the guardian saint is protected.

Maybe this was because Mr. Durez was afraid that his two sons would be bad for him in his later years. Not to mention that, these two people were so good to Durez later, and both of them wanted to be recognized by the legendary guardian god, but later Durez died inexplicably, and the two of them became anxious.

At first, they wanted to pretend to be more filial than the other party to gain the trust of the guardian god. Later, they heard that they could meet his father in silence, so they wanted to see him. Unfortunately, these two people didn't know that the so-called guardian god was the ghost spirit. Finally, I told him that the monster who wanted to harm him yesterday was the so-called bullshit guardian god in their family.

After hearing this, Du Leinan was quite confused when he saw him. He probably was worried about why his former good guardian saint suddenly turned into a monster that harmed him. Before I left, Du Leinan asked me if I could find another ghost spirit to help him become a guardian saint. I asked him if you are short of money?

He replied, "No shortage."

I feel that sometimes I can't understand the ideas of these rich people. They are already very rich and have no worries about food and clothing, but their money is higher than that of many civilians. I really can't understand this behavior anyway.

Miao Hu and I were on the way home in the car, Miao Hu also gave me 2,000 yuan. It seemed that I had earned 20,000 yuan this time. Miao Hu was very happy anyway. Of course, he was happy. He came to eat and drink for free and was served like an old man. At night, he still fed two bottles of Lao Baigan and went to bed directly. He made 20,000 yuan, and everyone should be happy to put it on. Finally, after we returned to the university town.

Before leaving, Miao Hu patted my shoulder and said with a smile: "I will call you next time there will be such a good thing, haha." After Miao Hu said that, he happily walked back to his small workshop. I looked at the guy's back and shook my head.

I walked home too. When I opened the door, I saw that Noodle Ma and Han Sifan were actually studying cooking in the kitchen. When they were studying whether the cabbage was steamed or braised, I came back to save my kitchen. These two girls didn’t know anything. As soon as I entered the room, I smelled a large smell of gas. I ran over and asked. The two of them had already ignited the fire, but they didn’t know whether to add lard or vegetable oil.

Then the fire of natural gas was blown out, and the two of them started discussing. I was so sad that I came back early, otherwise there would be Han Sifan in the headlines tomorrow.

I hurriedly ran over and turned off the natural gas, then opened the window to clear the air, Han Sifan gave me a blank look and said, "Isn't it just a fuss, just leak some gas? What about it?"

"That's it." The face code echoed next to it.

"Grandma, what does it mean to leak some gas? To put it nicely, it's accidental, and to put it badly, it's just a suicide." When I saw Han Sifan like this, I suddenly felt that Master Qiuxiang's wife was actually quite good. Although the food was a little unpalatable, it was still not in danger of life. Han Sifan had to risk his life to cook. If he said too much, he would cry.

I don’t know why Han Sifan, a violent girl and a cute girl, thought of cooking. After asking, I realized that the two of them were bored at home. When I was watching TV, I saw a cooking program. Then Han Sifan, the two men had the idea of ​​cooking.

I called the two of them to the living room to sit, and then I fryed a cabbage for them to eat. Han Sifan could eat it directly, but the noodle code could not be eaten. Unexpectedly, Han Sifan took out a bowl, picked up some dishes in this bowl, took out a yellow talisman, lit it, threw it into the bowl, and then the noodle code could actually eat this dish.

Then after they finished eating, I began to tell them about my experiences in the past two days. After listening, they didn't say anything. Only Han Sifan's eyes flashed when he heard that the ghost spirit could not get close to Miao Hu.

The days that followed were dull again. I had nothing to do to cook for Han Sifan and Noodle Mai and watch TV with them. However, they often snatch TV to watch Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, and Han Sifan wanted to watch Meteor Shower together. Both of them decided what to watch in a very slutty way, just stone scissors. When I wanted to watch TV, Han Sifan would decide what to watch with me in a very manly way, just one-on-one fight, so I have never watched the show I wanted to watch.
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