"It is as capped as snow on the mountain, as bright as the moon among the clouds." These two lines of poetry seem to be describing the scenery, but in the late Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms era, people with a little bit of culture knew that these are the first two lines of "Song of White-headed" by Zhuo Wenjun, a talented woman in the Western Han Dynasty.

"The White-Headed Song" is a poem written by Zhuo Wenjun to Sima Xiangru after Zhuo Wenjun elopes with Sima Xiangru. After Zhuo Wenjun finds out about his common disease, he also raises milk outside and is known to Zhuo Wenjun. Its roughly means: Love should be as pure and flawless as snow on the mountain and the moon among the clouds. But I heard that you cheated, so I will break up with you. Back then, my mother left her family and elope with you, thinking that she had found a good man. Who knows that you are not a good person either. Men should focus on love and be loyal to the other party. Just keep wandering, once the real relationship is gone, it will never be made up for it!

It is said that this poem has a very good effect. After reading it, Sima Xiangru immediately ran home and knelt on the washboard... This poem later became a chicken soup essay used by many female literary youths to educate fickle men: Look at it, a talented man like Sima Xiangru listens to his wife so much, how can you not listen to me?

(However, chicken soup articles are generally poisonous. In fact, the key to the problem is that Sima Xiangru was not yet developed and ate Zhuo Wenjun's soft rice (this guy used his big wife's money to support his little wife, which is really a model of yin thief). So when Zhuo Wenjun said that Sima Xiangru broke up, he immediately bowed his head. Later, Xiangru became a high-ranking official and found countless little wives, but Aunt Zhuo didn't dare to give a single fart.)

But after changing the environment, after Liu Lingzhi wrote this poem to Guan Yi by hand, the meaning completely changed: I originally liked you, but you actually wanted a wife. It would be fine if you wanted a wife, but she even ran to a remote place like Fuling County. Now someone asks his father to marry me to his son. Don’t you cherish it? There will never be a chance in the future.

So Qiao Qiang would be very unhappy when he saw this letter: Why? You guy had sex with his sister-in-law before marrying me?

I am so unfair! I am also trying to die. Why do you say that husband and wife are one? You can just disassemble this kind of pretending to be like this for my letter! This princess girl is also a scammer. Didn’t I just take a look at you a few times and reveal her upper body to show you? Are you still lying to me?

"Madam! The conscience of heaven and earth, my sister-in-law and I have nothing to do with each other!"

"Hehehe, I didn't say anything, why are you in a hurry to explain?"

So this is not good for CD girls. They are obviously full of evil fire, but they can resist the attack. They are not good for men to coax or make trouble (1).

So, Guan Yi, who was desperate, had to honestly explain everything about herself and the princess girl to the glasses girl.

"Well~~~ Then... how about that princess's breasts compare to...?" Hearing that Guan Yi was attracted by the princess's weapon at first, Qiao Qiang looked at her breasts unconfidently, then reached out to touch her.

This, this, this, this woman's thinking is really out of the way! Isn't this a question of being innocent? Why did it get on the chest again? "I don't know, I haven't touched it before... Hiss~~~Oh!"

"What are you thinking? Do you really want to touch it?" pinching your waist and eyes seemed to be the instinct of all women who could learn without a teacher.

"I dare not, I dare not, I already have a wife for my husband, and I will not think about him anymore. Hehehe."

"Hmph, husband, I will explain it to you clearly. I am not a jealous person. If my husband needs it, I will not object to my husband's taking concubines. But this princess, I should not think about it. How can a princess be a concubine for someone?"

"That's it, that's it. From the first meeting with my husband, I never thought of that princess. I replied to my husband and said that my son of the Dong family is a good match..."

"Hmph! If Dong Gongxi's waste son is also a good match, he will be a good match whenever he leads the pig on the street."

"Oh, um! You are very familiar with the young master of the Dong family? What's going on? Tell me honestly!"

"Uh, isn't this a blind date before?"

"Oh, I forgot, you have had many kisses and are experienced. Hiss!! Oh!! Madam, if you do this again, you will use a stick to deal with you for your husband!"

"Hmph, who is afraid?"

Well, there was another gust of clouds and rain, and I had to omit three thousand words.

After the clouds disappeared, Qiao Qiang said seriously: "Dong Gongxi's son is Dong Ming, whose courtesy name is Chongliang. He is twenty-six years old this year. This person is so weak that he is so weak. When he met him, although he had a thick golden powder on his face that day, he could tell that his complexion was very bad. He had to breathe for a while after talking for a long time. Later, after inquiring in private, he found out that this person had hundreds of singers in the mansion, Xuanyin, and singing every night..."

Chongliang? Should I be so straightforward when flattering? Also, this guy really has the courage to experience the pleasure of grinding iron pillars into needles? Alas, before traveling through time, I read history books and saw that the children of the Southern Dynasties were weak, unable to ride horses, and unable to walk, but I thought it was an exaggeration. Who would have thought that the children of the gentry now fell into this way. Fortunately, it was a good thing, at least this trend is not the mainstream in Shu Han.

"So, although I was very unhappy with your sister-in-law, I couldn't bear to let her jump into the fire pit."

"Well, the lady is a great charity. In this way, the reply letter to the husband will explain the situation of Dong Ming, a useless person, truthfully. Let the princess decide what to do."

"good."

The couple had a fuss like this and they were no longer sleepy for a while. Qiao Qiang hesitated for a while, and asked, "Husband, why did you come back so late tonight? But the county is a bit tricky?"

"Well, there is nothing big about the county affairs. Today I mainly talk about the flag raising in Zhuge Dan in Huainan."

"Oh, it turns out that it's the matter. It's because of this reason that the general asked for the Northern Expedition again. Does that husband think that Zhuge Dan can accomplish anything?"

The social atmosphere of the Han Dynasty was not conservative, and the discrimination against women was not serious. Although it was not common for women to participate in politics and discuss politics, it was never rare. What's more, Guan Yi was a time traveler and had an equal attitude towards women from the heart. So when Qiao Qiang asked about government affairs, Guan Yi had no resistance at all. He happily replied to his wife with the analysis in the meeting hall today.

"Oh, if it's as my husband said, wouldn't the great Han Dynasty have suffered the national destruction within ten years?"

"Well, it is not certain whether the country is destroyed or not. But it is certain to face the pseudo-Wei soldiers who are thriving in the country."

"Then, then, do your Majesty and the ministers in the court know? Do your father know?"

"How could you not know? Even if we can analyze it in such a remote place, will Your Majesty and the others not analyze it? In fact, when General Deng (Deng Zhi) was alive, he clearly stated that after the Sima family consolidated the power foundation, they would attack our country or the Eastern Wu, seek military merits to be used as a resource for usurpation. So Your Majesty and the others know it. Besides, even if Your Majesty and the others don't know, Ling Bo (Li Mi) will report to the Shangshu Ling, and Chengzuo (Chen Shou) will report to the General. Don't they all know it?"

"Then my father still wrote "Qiu Guolun"? This is not..."

Your father is a surrender! I wish Shu Han would die early. It was really because the young master couldn’t find his wife, and you were old and couldn’t find her husband. Otherwise, we wouldn’t be able to get together at all.

Seeing Guan Yi silent, Qiao Qiang asked in panic: "Husband, does your father want to..."

Guan Yi gently pressed his finger on Qiao Qiang's mouth: "Madam, everyone has their own ambitions, no matter what my father and my three brothers think. But as a husband, I don't want to see the Han Dynasty fall into ruin."

"Why would my husband ask to send him out of Fuling County to avoid disaster or have other thoughts?"

Of course, I am avoiding disaster! But you can't say such unpromising words in front of your wife. I can't say that you have to pretend to be 13 again.

"The ancestor of the husband's family was the first general of the founding country of the Han Dynasty. In addition to Your Majesty, this Han Dynasty belongs to the Guan family and the Han Dynasty. So how could it be to know Fuling County to avoid disaster? There are three ideals for husband. One is to be an official and one position to benefit the country. Fuling County will inevitably be in great governance during his tenure. Second, the country is in trouble and turns the tide. If the Han Dynasty really has one day to save the country from danger, who else can be the only one! Third, the restoration of the Han Dynasty will be restored to the old capital! This is the ideal of three generations since the founding of the Han Dynasty. My Han Dynasty has not degenerated into another Liu Zhang. Didn't it just rely on this ideal to persist? This ideal will eventually be realized in the lifetime of my husband!"

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1. 20 years ago, Mr. Li Boqing had a joke that vividly and vividly showed the difference between CD girls and Chongqing girls.

My husband was having a social event outside and was drunk. He returned home at midnight and knocked on the door.

Chongqing girl: Open the door, oh! I'm so sad! You're so sad! Lying down quickly, I'll cut it for you to apply some hot water. The son of the turtle didn't realize it, I told you many times, and I told you not to be stunned. You don't listen! Oh! I'll keep vomiting until I'm so reluctant, I'll cut it for a garbage bag! Look at you like this, I want to shovel you a few earwaxes! I'll tell you, ha, if it's like this, I'll never let you enter this door. Hurry up! Extend your hand and change your clothes.

At most one o'clock in the morning, I went to bed peacefully.

CD girl: I heard the knock on the door and looked at Maoyan. Oh, you still know how to come back. Have you drunk a lot today? Are you happy to drink? Are you happy to drink? I am so generous that I will never be angry about this. You are a man, and you have to support this family competition and have to have a social competition outside. I understand, support, cut, keep drinking. I am quite reasonable... Are you wrong? What are you wrong?
Chapter completed!