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Chapter 508: You can mount a horse with a gun, and write a poem with a pen

"It's up, just wait." Sister Yaoguang is not me. She put on her clothes in a panic under the quilt, and said angrily: "Dengtu, why don't you hurry up, don't you want me to be scolded by my mother-in-law?"

"My mother is so generous and loves you, so how could she scold you..." I smiled and found clothes for Sister Yaoguang, and then opened the door after I put on my inner clothes.

I was dizzy. Outside the door, Sister Qingxia stood in front of the door with a smile, and behind her, the girl Wugui looked like she was looking at her head and looking embarrassed, looking like she wanted to see it but seemed embarrassed.

After seeing me staring at her with wide eyes, the girl suddenly retracted behind Sister Qingxia, and then she smiled and poked her head out of her head. "Brother, I'm here to accompany Sister Yaoguang to get up. No, I'm here to get up, Sister Yaoguang, have you gotten up?"

"Why are you, girl, come here? Forget it, that..." I turned around and looked into the room. Well, the speed of Yaoguang girl is not slow, and now she is even wearing her coat. "Yaoguang, my sister is here to see you."

"Wugui? I'll be fine later." Yaoguang couldn't help but feel happy. He staggered slightly when he got out of bed and was about to move. Her pretty face changed slightly, with a very strange expression, and then glared at me with shame and anger.

My girl finally entered the house and saw Sister Yaoguang's strange appearance. She laughed like a fox who had secretly eaten a chicken. The red-faced Yaoguang pinched her several times before she returned to normal.

"Okay, don't make trouble for you two, mom and the others are anxious?" I looked at the two girls laughing and making fun of each other. Next to me, Sister Qingxia also smiled. Seeing the gaze I cast, Sister Qingxia also cast a charming look, which made me feel heartbroken. Two girls, two styles. In the future, my son's sexual life will be extremely happy.

Finally, with the company of Sister Qingxia and her sister, the young man who had finished dressing up her pretty face flushed and had a little bit of that kind of footsteps to the front hall. Before he could enter the door, he could hear the cheerful laughter of his mother and the others.

When Yaoguang's new wife fell to her mother and grandmother, and when her aunt greeted her, she was happy that the three old men praised her repeatedly. I, an excellent young man, finally went through a lot of hardships and married a girl named Yaoguang, who was the best woman in the seventh century who could go to the hall, go to the kitchen (to be verified), can get on the horse with a gun, and can write poems with a pen.

Anyway, my mother would be happy. This young master was so happy to see the girl Yaoguang shyly serving tea to my mother and the others. He felt so happy.

"Silang, you have to remember that you are not allowed to bully Yaoguang, otherwise you will never let you go, do you know?" My mother looked cheerful, held Yaoguang's shoulders, and said to me.

"Mom, look at what you said. How can a child bully people? What's more, Yaoguang is now my wife. As my husband, I can't take care of her." This young master looked helpless and innocent, which made his mother and the others laugh. Yaoguang's eyes were always as bright as water, and there was sweet joy in his eyes.

We are newlywed, and we are in love with each other. In short, unless there is something important, don’t let me, the leader of the Chinese Revival Army, leave my small courtyard. For general affairs, I will directly let the secretaries of the secretariat under my command come to my mansion to handle affairs at home. While admiring the Yaoguang girl who is wearing a full-body armor and looks heroic, she is holding a spear with a spear with a spearhead removed and is fighting against a group of my guards.

The big guys were killed so hard that they ran away with their heads in their arms. Seeing this, I shook my head repeatedly, and continued to sign my name on the comments. Li Yuanfang and Ma Sanbao were squatting aside in a lewd manner, admiring the ugly appearance of these men who were like stray dogs, while smoking cigarettes with admiration.

Well, I made this thing. Back then, when we were in elementary school, we went to the supply and marketing cooperative with a group of classmates to look for the sweet potato vines that were sunburned. This thing is the best thing for poor people who have no money to relieve smoking addiction.

At that time, I was young and didn't understand what the cigarette tasted, so I just joined in the fun. Later, I saw those old men in the countryside circling yellow leaves to smoke. The problem was that we young people didn't know that it was tobacco leaves, so we learned to find a good thing with the same leaves that were big enough, that was the plantain.

I also learned from the old men to suck up the clouds and spit out the mist. Later I learned that this plantain had indeed been made to make tobacco. I remember that I found a message online when Columbus came to the New World and landed in Cuba, two sailors under him discovered that Cuban Indians used palm leaves and plantain leaves to wrap tobacco for sucking.

This is the source of the earliest cigars in the world. Before traveling through time, I was not very addicted to smoking anyway, but after traveling through time, I didn’t even buy tobacco, let alone lighters, matches and other convenient ignition tools.

In addition, I was at a critical moment to reverse the direction of my personal and historical destiny, so I didn’t have the time to deal with these things. In the end, I forced myself to quit smoking, but I still hoped to feel the mellow tobacco smell again. In addition, the tobacco business in later generations was no less than the huge profits of arms and drugs.

As for plantain, it is not a drug like tobacco, but a drug that not only cools blood, but also moistens the lungs and relieves cough. More importantly, many smoking cessation products in later generations used plantain, tea, chrysanthemum, and mint. Therefore, when I was in Hancheng County, I started to develop cigarettes or cigars.

Under my wise guidance, after countless failures and specialized research for a year and a half, I finally got a qualified test smoker half a month ago. Well, it was made entirely of Chinese herbal medicine, and it also incorporated certain spices to enhance the taste and comfort after smoking.

At least when I taste the current products, I feel that the difference between the cigarettes in later generations is not too great. Well, the smoke is not so choking, and there is also a cool feeling, which makes people feel extra spirit and refreshing, which makes me feel like I and my subordinates are very treasured.

Just after getting the sample and asking these guys to try it, even Fang Xuanling, a good old man, snatched away one, saying that he often had to stay up late to do things, and it would be better to have this thing to refresh himself.

Now, the Chinese brand cigarettes have not yet entered the stage of large-scale trial smoking. However, the large number of guards under my master are not kind-hearted, especially Li Yuanfang and his son. They have entered the industry of old cigarette ghosts. When they are free, they love to come with such a piece.

After just a few days of arrival, Ma Sanbao was ruined by Li Yuanfang. The two brothers squatted in a slut and vomited mist at any time, looking like a living god, which was even more free than the inventor and founder of the cigarettes by my son.

Seeing this, I was so angry that I snapped my fingers at Sister Qingxia behind me. Sister Qingxia was very tactful and handed me a cigarette with white paper and a cigarette made of cotton as a cigarette holder.

After igniting it, I took a deep breath. The calm mint smell made my throat and even my lungs feel a coolness, which makes people feel refreshed. I took a few sips and saw Sister Qingxia wearing a white-collar suit beside me, and handed it to her, in return for a charming roll of eyes.

Last night, I forced Sister Qingxia to talk about it. Sister Qingxia, who was full of intellectual beauty and mature, talked about the decadent and depravity of the cigarette. It made me want to eat people at that time, which was so seductive.

Talked to the smoky and continued to appreciate the battle in front of him. I have to admit once again that Yaoguang is worthy of being the most powerful figure in this era. The group of guards she is fighting against are all brave elites selected from the army. But now, they are beaten by Yaoguang and are beaten to flee in a panic. Well, there were a few who were not afraid of death who wanted to win with brute force, but two were directly picked up by Yaoguang with a plastic pole and threw them out of the field.

Seeing this scene, my young master couldn't help but feel numb and the cigarette in his mouth almost shook on his clothes. Well, I must train this girl to let her understand that the battlefield and the martial arts training ground are places where force can be used, but at home, between husband and wife, any kind of force conflict is prohibited.

As the saying goes, a gentleman does not speak, and the lady must act. Fortunately, Yaoguang girl has implemented my thoughts well in this regard. In addition, Yaoguang girl is a person who practices martial arts all year round, and has a strong physique, especially when she twists, she feels like she is driving a peerless treasure horse.

Of course, this feeling has nothing to do with the position, and pure and crispy is an inner feeling. Just as I admire the agile figure of Yaoguang girl in the audience, I was fighting all over the place, while in my mind, Yaoguang girl was wearing a SS uniform, and then was on the bed with me... Well, my saliva was almost flowing out.

Another day, I quickly asked someone to customize such a dress for my wife. Of course, the fabric cannot be strong and must be easily torn apart. My saliva almost dripped on my front. I quickly spit out the cigarette butt in my mouth. At this time, I happened to see the old housekeeper appear at the gate of the courtyard. Li Yuanfang also saw his father and rushed forward to greet him.

After hearing the old housekeeper tell me the purpose of the trip, my young master's brows couldn't help but lock them up, and a cold smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "These two unfaithful and unfilial beasts, and the face of being on my door?"

I really didn't expect that the two beasts who drove my mother, me and my sister out of the house now dared to come here, which made me angry. "Old butler, why don't you beat those two bastards out?"
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