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Chapter 69 I don't believe that there are odd numbers...

"There is already fermented black beans?" I couldn't help but be surprised. Damn, the Chinese food culture is so profound that I didn't expect that there was a top-quality side dish like fermented black beans. I was wrongly accused of being the first chef and the first hotel manager of the Sui Dynasty. I didn't even know this and failed.

"...Second brother, are you sure he is just amnesia rather than forgetful?" Next to me, a voice of admiration sounded in my ears. Li Yaoguang leaned into Li Shimin's ear with a weird look and muttered quietly. Don't you know that there are people across the wall? Don't you know that it's best to see if others are present before saying other people's jokes? This girl...

"Sister, please keep a low voice!" Li Shimin couldn't help but glared at Li Yaoguang, turned his face and laughed at me. "The fermented black beans are indeed available. If you want to eat them, you will definitely taste them when you come to my house another day." This stinky girl, my brother didn't offend her today, and he actually started to bury people again. It seems that this girl's name is really reasonable. I harshly cursed this girl in my heart forever.

"Well, thank you, brother. Another day, I will definitely taste the delicious food in your house." My face was a little red. My sister, we are still too young. Time travel experience is not rich. It seems that as a time traveler, it is necessary and necessary to understand the living materials of the times you travel through. Otherwise, wouldn't it be regarded as a laughing stock by the ancients all day long? I wonder if those officials of the Time and Space Administration who were not open to their eyes were lying on the floor and pounding the floor.

However, as a time traveler, changing the past is necessary and changing the future is also necessary. Therefore, I made a decision in an instant to make Li Yaoguang understand that this young master is just amnesia, not the 25-year-old who always loves to forget things. "In fact, maybe the stinky tofu has not been tasted by the wise brothers and sisters, but this thing has been eaten by brothers and brothers. Well, if you can't stay, I will invite you brothers and sisters to my mansion to taste it again. How about it?"

"Really or false?" Li Yaoguang looked disbelieved and curled his lips: "It's better to get some roast duck."

I was angry, is this young master so unbearable? His face was full and his body was shocked. "Can you cheat your brother and sister for a mere snack? If you don't believe it, when you are hunting, you will bring this thing to me, and then you will know the authenticity."

"Okay, it's up to you, I really want to taste what this stinky tofu tastes." Li Yaoguang gave me a look and chuckled. Let you be proud. At that time, I will open your eyes and lift a bucket of stinky tofu with green or red hair to put it in front of you brothers and sisters. I won't be fucked to you, hahahaha... This is the price of daring to offend me!

After calculating the Li brothers and sisters in his heart, my young master's mood finally turned from anger to joy, and began to eat and drink easily. Regarding Li Yaoguang's invitation to play the stake competition again, I refused sternly. Unless I have a game where I hope to win, such as this girl competes with CS or Dota with me, or typing speed with me, I will of course accept her challenge with her, otherwise I will never fight with this girl alone.

"Hmph, can't afford to lose, or are you guys?" This girl's words made me angry and refuted with righteous words. But she saw Li Shimin in the corner of her eyes. Li Xuanba smiled and invited each other to drink.

Seeing these two guys look like this, I calmed down. Indeed, am I the stupid 25 who is stimulated by the Dharma? Of course not.

"Whether you are a man is not up to your mouth." I cheered up my green shirt and smiled proudly.

"Oh, is that right? In your opinion, how should we prove it, is it a man?" Li Yaoguang couldn't help but burst into laughter, his bright eyes turned, and the sound of a yellow oriole sounded again.

"Is it a man? I'm looking at the abdominal muscles and combat power." I said the bold words I used to say on the Internet without thinking. But I didn't expect that as soon as I said this, there was a silence within a few steps around me, and everyone's eyes fell on me.

In fact, there is another sentence: I look at the chest muscles. The problem is that after all, we are a gentleman who is familiar with benevolence, righteousness, reason, trustworthiness, proficient in the five lectures and four beauties, knows how to respect the elderly and love the young, and has learned how to protect the rights and interests of daughters and children. Naturally, I am embarrassed to say it in front of women.

If I really want to say it, I suspect that this girl with super combat power will pick up the wine pot on the table and hit the young master's forehead, which is too bad.

What's wrong? Do you think a handsome guy with a jade face like me can't do without abdominal muscles? I have practiced sit-ups for ten days and half a month. Although I can't achieve a complete abdominal muscles, I can get eight or six packs of abdominal muscles with force. Well, I can't remember it. Anyway, it's either eight or six. I don't believe that there are strange people who can grow odd abdominal muscles such as three left and four right. But now when my belly is pressed, I can still feel that the muscles in the abdomen have begun to become hard.

"...My God." Li Shimin, who moaned in pain, looked a little drunk, frowned, just like the thinker under Luo Dan, but his hands were placed in the wrong place. The thinker supported his chin with his hands, and this guy was stroking his forehead with his hands.

"..." Li Xuanba looked at me dumbly, then clasped his fists and bowed to me, and drank the cup of Malang wine for the first time. It seems that this young master's classic quote gave him hope and direction toward a real man, but I hope that Li Laosi will pay attention to it. Real man refers to a male gender, not a pseudo-male creature like Chun Ge and Zeng Ge.

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As for Li Yaoguang, he blinked in confusion first, and then his eyes began to get angry and stare at him. Well... the cute kitten started to use his eye tactics to attack mentally again.

Although there are many differences between men and women, those aspects are not suitable for public opinion. This young master is already a very civilized metaphor. Is there any mistake?

"Oh my God... How could Wugui have such an older brother like you?" Li Yaoguang sighed after a while, and then picked up a cup of wine and drank it all.

"Tsk, I have always been upright and sitting straight, and can know a little about my literary and martial arts. With a brother like me, Wugui is not too happy. If you don't believe me, just ask my girl to see if she is happy or unhappy." I glared at the girl and continued to drink. I am an adult at least and don't know anything like an expired loli.

"Brother Wuji, I know a little bit about the abdominal muscles you mentioned. What does this combat power mean?" Li Xuanba made a drink indecently, and approached him and asked curiously. It seemed that this guy had a thin alcohol content like a cat. After drinking a cup of Malang wine, his eyes were already straightened, and his tongue was getting bigger when he spoke.

"It's combat power..." He touched his chin and squinted Li Yaoguang. How should he explain this? If a group of big men were alone, I can tell Li Laosi the true meaning of combat power.

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