Chapter 99 Everything is the fault of dieting
At this time, Li Jiancheng and Chai Shao also crawled back. The two guys actually hunted a leopard, which made everyone look at each other. However, when this guy saw the spoils placed at the foot of this young master, the eyes of Li Jiancheng and Chai Shao, who were originally proud, almost turned green.
Looking at the leopard that he had hunted less than two meters long, and then the tiger that I had hunted was nearly a meter long. Li Jiancheng looked envious and jealous. "My good methods are enough to hunt such a tiger, which makes me ashamed. I remember that my father had hunted a tiger in this area before, but he was not as big as his brother..."
"Luck, just luck, I have to thank the third lady for helping her, otherwise I would probably die under the tiger's mouth." I laughed at Li Jiancheng happily and said, "Well, what I'm telling the truth, no matter how others think about it, it's all my business."
"I would have the same luck as you, brother. The third lady is worthy of being a hero among girls. Even such a beautiful tiger can be hunted, haha..." Chai Shao greeted me with a smile, turned his head and flattered Li Yaoguang.
"I've said that I'm just helping. Hu was hunted by Brother Wujishi." Li Yaoguang glanced at Chai Shao and continued to whisper with my girl, not knowing what to mutter.
Chai Shao grinned, whispered to himself, and then greeted others. It seemed that this guy had a thick-skinned face. Well, seeing Li Yaoguang ignore Chai Shao, who is a time traveler who is familiar with the direction of history in the 21st century, I feel relieved and happy to see such a shameless person who leaves his wife and only cares about his own life whenever he has something to do.
Well, what I can't understand even more is that since Li Yaoguang treats this guy like this, why did he marry this guy in history? Is it because this guy is too obsessed with him? Or maybe it's because of his parents' orders and the words of the matchmaker?
Just as I was curiously thinking about the heavy historical mystery, a tempting fragrance came over, and it was time to have an open-air meal.
I sipped the wine, ate the fragrant roasted wild game, enjoyed the beautiful scenery here, and watched the nobles nearby call their friends, and it was so refreshing that the horses came and went like the wind.
Well, it was very similar to the scene when I went on a spring outing last time. Thirty or forty noble children were scattered on six or seven mats to eat and drink. My girl and Li Yaoguang were sitting together. In addition to the three of us, there were Chai Shao, Yang Shidao and Tang Jian.
As for Li Jiancheng and Li Shimin, as the initiators of this spring hunt, they naturally went to parade and toast and greet the guests.
Tang Jian is very funny, and he is the kind of person who talks about people and talks about ghosts. He can talk to anyone. Yang Shidao is also very talkative. Although he is not very interested in hunting, he still has insightful ideas when referring to mountains and rivers and telling geography and humanities.
Chai Shao is also good at speaking, at least he is good at making up the atmosphere, so he will not forget his existence. Although he is a child of the martial arts family, he is also from a noble family after all, and his literary talent is not good, he can at least speak up.
At least I, well, was relatively low-key, and tried hard to chew on the very fat rabbit legs. This was the first time I had tasted this kind of wild game. In the past, I went to the restaurant, and at most I roasted whole lamb. The taste was really not as fresh as this hare. Moreover, this hare is definitely a green food without pollution, additives, and no chemical feed. Well, the meat is red, called red food.
In short, the hare legs are really chewy, the more you chew, the more fragrant it becomes, and the wine next to it is also very good. Today's wine is turbid wine, that is, wine with milky white color. Of course, this is definitely not a milk wine drunk by ethnic minorities, but a turbid wine brewed with glutinous rice. It tastes sweet and sour, with a long aftertaste, and is about the same as beer.
Anyway, I have already poured five cups of it, but I feel my stomach is a little swollen and there is no discomfort. Even my girl has drunk three cups. Except for her face, she has no discomfort.
"Come on, Sanma, this is the hind legs of a rabbit. I specially picked one of the most plump ones." Chai Shao, who had been walking around the fire, walked over and handed over a bunny that was roasted smooth and shiny with a smile.
"Thank you, Brother Shi." Li Yaoguang was about to shake his head, but I saw the girl gently pulling off her sleeve. Li Yaoguang then took it with a calm look on her face. Then he picked up the wrist-removing knife that cut the flesh, cut it off half, and gave it to my girl.
Wugui bit this plump hind legs and his eyes narrowed happily. This little greedy cat is quite good at using people... I'm dizzy.
"Brother, why are you always staring at me?" The girl saw my dull gaze and asked vaguely while continuing to deal with the plump rabbit leg in her hand.
"It's nothing, well, you should eat more meat. Look at your little body, you're so tall, and you don't have much meat on your body." My brother coughed dryly and said seriously.
"Who said that I have been weighing several pounds during this period. If I eat it again, I will be too fat." After hearing what I said, the girl was not only unhappy, but also looked resentful. She even slowed down her movements of chewing meat.
"Nonsense, how old are you now? It's when you're growing up. Do you think you're so beautiful?" This young master picked up his brother's style and said unhappily. Originally, this girl is really too delicate. It's obvious that when you are teenagers, you really can't figure out where this girl's thoughts come from. Could it be that the concept of beauty as beauty that is popular in the 21st century has also been passed into my girl's mind?
"Don't think I will harm you brother. I'm not doing this for your own good. I'll let you run and exercise every day and let you eat more. Haven't you noticed that your health is getting better during this period?"
Hearing my words, the girl nodded thoughtfully. "It seems that she is really uncomfortable in the past three days and has been dizzy. She has never been there during this period."
"Look, I'm right for my brother." Everything is caused by dieting. No wonder in history, my girl's great years, who was only in her thirties, has faded away. But now that I'm here, I can't let her do this anymore.
She should exercise every day and match her diet accurately. She should not get married and have children early. In this way, even if my girl cannot live for hundreds of years, she will definitely be fine at least seventy or eighty years old.
By the way, Li Yaoguang seemed to be very young and lost. Judging from the girl's attitude, she should be quite edible. And although she is still Princess Taiping, with her strength, if she doesn't eat, she would be like my girl.
It seems that it is not a diet problem, so it is very likely caused by early marriage and early childbirth. Well, when I think of this, I couldn't help but glar at Chai Shao, the perverted loli, with a secret glance. Damn, it's clearly a vulgar uncle with evil and dark heart, but he smiles all day long and takes makeup and wanders around the little loli's butt. This guy is so shameless.
This guy was taking advantage of Li Yaoguang's good mood to eat and asked about the situation of hunting tigers at that time. From the corner of his eyes, he also glanced at me from time to time, looking at me with a look of admiration.
"By the way, Brother Shi, didn't you say you would bring the kind of delicious food that smells smelling and eating fragrant today? Why haven't you seen it yet?" Li Yaoguang responded silently and seemed to suddenly have a serious matter and asked me.
"That's called fermented tofu, but are you really sure you want to taste it? That thing is really smelly." I was a little stunned. Well, it turned out to be to take revenge on this girl, but now she just saved my life. If she uses it to harm people again, it would be too unreasonable. We are people with conscience at least.
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Chapter completed!