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[040] dashing dashing brother

I couldn't sleep all night and got up at 5:30 the next morning.

But now, there is a problem.

I only met the girl in a white dress at 10 o'clock. The last few hours in the middle were so hard.

I was bored and I turned on the computer to play games and met an absolutely magical girl.

The girl’s name is Mai Tian. Some people call her Xiaomai and some call her Xiaotian. I like to call her Xiaotian.

The name Xiao Tiantian is particularly ironic because she is not very sweet at all, but rather is quite rude. She is the only ruthless character among the girls I know who can make men blush when speaking.

Mai Tian is engaged in a special profession. She is a mother Sang, and she has a total of eight ladies. She has created a business: National Day, do you want to come together? Group 20% off, National Day rewards, and you will get 60% off!

As soon as I went online, Oatmeal sent me good news: "Come to Winter Spring Valley, I'll do it."

I suddenly forgot everything, and only a powerful giant tiger with blue and white left in my mind. For this evil beast, I have been squatting for two months. During this period, I had many armed battles with the Alliance Hunter, but no one caught them. Unexpectedly, when I gave up, the tiger sun finally came out.

On this morning, I arrived at the scene as fast as possible and captured it as fast as possible, for fear that a night elf hunter would come out halfway and let an arrow on my knee.

The sky has eyes, but this time I didn't encounter any obstacles, so I successfully bought Laksily. Before that, I had already squatted down to Shuma, Rubos, and broke teeth, and Bangalash. There was also a beast's name. I couldn't remember it. Anyway, on this day, I finally got all the six famous pets from that year.

I was so excited that I felt like I was about to ascend to heaven after the merits were fulfilled. I typed to Oatmeal incoherently: "Girl, thank you so much, no, I fell in love with you, you are always domineering in your husband's fortune."

Oatmeal's usual rough speech reveals depth: "Do you fall in love with me or fall in love with me?"

I was stunned on the spot and was greatly inspired.

I remembered the girl I was about to meet. Did I fall in love with her or fall in love with her?

I had no answer and felt that I was defeated by Xiao Tiantian's words.

At this time, O'Tian said, "I'm going to go to bed, you can take a shower and go to bed too."

I said, "Go, I've just gotten up."

Oatmeal: "You haven't stayed up all night?"

I said, "Do you think I am as upset day and night as you? I am a serious office worker now."

Oatmeal: "Then you won't get up at around five o'clock, right?"

I finally found the opportunity to take revenge and gave a rough reply that was almost to fight against the entire harmonious society: "There is no way, Xiao Kiki was so hard that he couldn't sleep early in the morning."

Oatmeal: "Then come to my place, others have a 20% discount, if you come, 20% discount."

I knew she wanted to say this, so I quickly pressed ESC and clicked to exit the game.

For some time afterwards, I was in a good mood. First of all, I took a little advantage from Oatmeal. It was very difficult to deal with this girl. If I wanted to take a verbal advantage, a little success could inspire my sense of accomplishment. Secondly, I finally bought Laxili, which is a good sign, which means I will start a good day.

I stood in front of the mirror and played with my hair repeatedly.

About 2009, I didn’t know if my hairstyle should be called a hairstyle, because I was bald all year round, so those who knew me at that time thought I was bald all my life. In fact, looking back on the glorious years of the past, my buddy also had various hairstyles that I had to scold or even beat.

It sounds a little embarrassed. Just yesterday evening, when I made an appointment with the girl in the white dress, I didn't even have dinner. I happily rushed into a barber shop. I had tormented for two hours, experienced a heavy bleeding, and made a pretty sexy hairstyle.

I rubbed in front of the mirror for half an hour, and conducted nervous self-questioning.

I asked myself a question first: "What reason does she like you?"

After asking this question, I felt very inferior, and at the same time, I felt that I was particularly filing in the mirror.

Then I asked the second question: "What reason does she have to not like you?"

This question exposed some clues. I do have the talent to be a hypnotist. This progressive question with a sense of layering has a strong psychological suggestive effect, which suddenly increased my confidence.

While the iron was hot, I looked at the mirror with my left face and asked the third question: "Do you have confidence?"

After saying that, I looked at the mirror with my right face and shouted: "Yes!"

Then, he turned his left face to the mirror and his voice doubled: "Speak louder, do you have confidence?"

I once again looked at the mirror with my right face and shouted loudly: "Yes!!"

"After saying it last, do you have confidence?"

I used my strength to roar: "Yes!!!"

The above is the only useful thing I learned when I first entered the pyramid scheme industry. This method is easy to brainwash myself and then pluck up the courage to do things I don’t dare to do.

At this moment, when I saw myself in the mirror, the more I looked at it, the more I felt that I was extraordinary. Although it was not a beautiful tree, it had some connotations in being elegant and free, and it was simply the legendary free and free brother.

As a brother Xiaosha, I will soon be there.
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