"In the past, we only care about ourselves, regardless of the life or death of others. To be honest, it is not difficult to eat a tycoon meal. When I saw the couple selling barbecue, I thought, it is not easy for them to set up a stall in the middle of the night. If we really don't pay, they would probably have done nothing tonight..."

The voice of Da Ben was still so calm, and he said again: "Don't tell me any explanations to be a concealment nonsense. I didn't think about concealing it. Sitting there tonight, I suddenly realized that I'm not young anymore, and it's time to think about others."

At this time, we can only be listeners and listen to his words silently.

Da Ben continued: "A man is quite promising when he reaches his thirty years old. He is not yet at the golden age of a flower. Women are different. When he reaches his thirty, only women are left, so women are left. She has been with me for almost three years, so it's time to talk about something serious. When I go back this time, I will talk to her and choose a good day. I will notify you when the time comes."

At this point, Daben finally completed his divine turning point.

The story finally moves in a logical direction.

We can no longer say anything despised him, and everyone is happy for him.

This night, Da Ben didn't eat the King's meal, and he was still a real man.

In our memory, Berthday has always been a man.

When Mr. Lin got married, he asked me: "Can you write an eulogy for me?"

I was stunned at the time: "What does it mean?"

Lin Shao: "Look, I'm about to lie into the grave of marriage, so can't you mourn me?"

"You are stupid, can't you say something good about the happy days?" I answered him, and in the end I didn't write anything to mourn him.

Because of this, Lin Shao hated me for several years.

Tonight I had a sudden whim to commemorate my soon-to-be-married friend, Da Ben.

As I said before, life really cannot stand the complaint. If you look back on the thirty years of life in Dabi, it basically doesn’t take thirty minutes to review it.

Dabi was born in a driver's family. His grandfather used to drive in the army, and his uncle, his father and third uncle were all drivers. Dabi's father was a long-distance driver, mainly walking on the Sichuan-Tibet Highway and Sichuan-Yunnan region. During the winter and summer vacations, Dabi often followed his father out to sports cars.

According to DaBen, he would drive the day his feet could step on the accelerator, and he was still in elementary school at that time.

Because of this, Da Ben's father was full of expectations for him. Before he went to elementary school, his real name was Chi Xin, but later it was changed to Chi Ben, which was the opposite of Ben Ben. The father of Da Ben hopes that one day his son will be a successful person who drives Da Ben and hugs Xiaomi and raises a mistress.

The Benbon once boasted to us that his father once followed the convoy on the Sichuan-Tibet Highway and met a car bandit Luba wearing a gunpowder gun. At that time, the uncles of the convoy took out a wrench and hammer, and after a series of swords and swords, they killed hundreds of rounds with the evil forces.

At that time, we were so excited that we were eager to hear it, and we wanted to go on stage and cut two swords.

Later I learned that it was someone else's story, and was imposed on his father by Dafeng.

Almost every child regards his father as a unique hero in the world in childhood. Dabi is like this, and even me is like this... In short, Dabi is very much admired by his father when he was a child. His father was away in sports cars all year round, and it is rare to see the father and son once a month, so they are very intimate every time they meet.

At that time, there was a legend in the world that there were ten drivers and eight prostitutes, especially those who ran long distances, were lonely on the journey and were more likely to make mistakes. Da Ben had heard of this legend, but he firmly believed that his father was not that kind of person.

As it turns out, his father is not that kind of person.

Da Ben's father has a different pursuit.

Every time the father of Da Ben passed by Yunnan, he would meet an aunt, a little widow who ran a hotel on the side of the road. When Da Ben met the aunt for the first time, the aunt would give him a Transformer. The child was so happy at that time that he was full of affection for the aunt.

It took him a long time to realize that it was because of the existence of this aunt that his parents divorced.

At that time, Da Ben was already in junior high school. He was very sad at that time. He found that he had lived for half his life and had been kept in the dark.

Later, Da Ben became particularly rebellious and didn't listen to anyone's words.

After graduating from high school, DaBenz got his driver's license. He didn't plan to go to school anymore and decided to go out for a walk.

Finally, under his grandfather's advice, Da Ben and I went to the pheasant university that I could go to after paying the money.

A year later, we dropped out of school one after another, and I went to the south and ran to the north.

Daben wanted to see ** since he was a child. After seeing it, he said that some things might as well keep them in his heart, at least he had a thought. Daben has worked in many professions, but he still went around the driver industry. After his parents divorced, Daben was once very opposed to this profession. In the end, he found that this might be his destiny.

After several years of wasting time, DaBenz sneaked into a travel agency.

The travel agency is very high-end and owns a valuable Mercedes-Benz bus.

At that time, Big Mercedes had a dream. He felt that if he really couldn't drive a Mercedes-Benz sedan, it would be good to drive a Mercedes-Benz bus, which could be considered a big Mercedes-Benz bus. In terms of body shape, that kind of mighty and domineering bus is considered a real Big Mercedes-Benz, and it is very big in all aspects.

After joining the travel agency, Benz realized that driving a Benz was not as easy as expected. The travel agency clearly stipulates that new drivers can only drive Iveco, and those with higher qualifications can drive a bus called Boswell, and only the oldest qualified can drive that Mercedes-Benz bus.

Big Ben calculated by his fingers. When he was qualified to drive a Mercedes-Benz, it would be at least ten years later.

Ten years later, even if he has not scrapped it, the car should be scrapped.

After understanding this truth, Da Ben no longer believes in love.

The Bicycle, who doesn't believe in love, is terrible, and he slept with a female tour guide.

Everyone knows that the female tour guide is the mistress of the travel agency owner, and the male employees in the company dare not touch the woman. Da Ben is completely dying of his appetite. After sleeping with the female tour guide, he resigned and fled.

After many twists and turns, the rush to Xi'an.

When he first arrived in Xi'an, Da Ben wanted to realize his second childhood dream.

The childhood dream of Da Ben is very nonsense, and it can be summarized as a rumor: Let’s walk around in front of ** and rush on Mount Zhongnan.

Da Ben likes Jin Yong's works since he was a child, especially the Return of the Condor Heroes. In fact, these are all false. The real situation is that Da Ben likes the version of the Condor Heroes in 1995, the first time he dreamed of his life was because of Li Ruotong's role as Xiaolongnu.

When ordinary people arrive in Xi'an, they either go to see the Terracotta Warriors or Horses first, or go to the Big Wild Goose Pagoda or other things. Daben didn't think about these things at all. He did not take the ordinary road and immediately turned around to Zhongnan Mountain when he arrived in Xi'an.

According to Da Ben's later self-report, he had been wandering in Zhongnan Mountain for a long time, but unfortunately he could not find the tomb of the living dead, nor did he find the corpse of Xiaolongnu. Even Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu took off their clothes and practiced. But this did not prevent him from realizing his childhood dream. In the end, he found a secret place in the mountains and squirted.

When I heard this story, I was shocked and asked him: "Did you think about Yang Guo having sex?"

The Benz counterattacked sharply: "You are just thinking about Yang Guo masturbating, no, you should be thinking about that magic eagle masturbating!"

After descending from Mount Zhongnan, something happened that no one expected.

When a person has no desires and no desires, the opportunity suddenly falls from the sky.

When Daben went to Xi'an, he never thought about work. As a result, the next day he encountered a well-known local company recruiting people, which also recruited drivers for the chairman.

I was idle and idle. Dafeng went to try his luck. He retreated when he saw various requirements such as those of more than ten years of driving experience.

In order to make himself lose a little more gorgeously, he left a resume, which was not a fake one, and he wrote this very honestly: "I have no advantages. The only thing worth mentioning is that I can drive the boss home after two kilograms of old white kids!"

A few days later, Da Ben was hired.

From then on, DaBen became a legend in their company. According to legend, after reading DaBen's resume, the boss made a decision on the spot: "I'm going to make a decision on this person."
Chapter completed!