Su Shi once said that it is true that neither poison nor bald, nor bald or poisonous.

Fajiu is a little monk.

He did not volunteer to be a monk, but was inspected by an old monk from the roadside, so he became a monk. The old monk was his master, Fa Ba.

Speaking of Fa Ba, he has a legendary origin. He was originally an excellent monk in the most famous temple in the country. Because he occasionally learned the ability to draw lots to tell fortunes, he was transferred to tell fortunes for pilgrims. He had a deep foundation in fooling around and bragging, and ended up earning a lot of money for the temple.

Occasionally, he would go to the pharmacy to tinker with some mysterious pills and then secretly sell them to male pilgrims. It is said that it has miraculous effects and there are many repeat customers.

Once, he accidentally let a female pilgrim perform her duties of inheriting the family line and was expelled from the temple. So he wandered around and came to the abandoned ancient temple on the Tamir Plateau. He felt that this place was larger than the temple he had lived in before, so he stayed to serve as the presidency.

Anyway, before he slipped Fajiu back, there were no other monks here, and no one would compete with him to preside over this position.

Dharma Nine follows Dharma Eight, and do everything except eating vegetarian food and chanting Buddha's name.

The eight Dharmas have a deep routine. They not only taught him to draw lots of fortune-telling, but also taught him to prepare mysterious pills and teach him the routines of monks. They also passed him on an Yijin Sutra, an marrow-cleaning Sutra, and another one said to be the Tao Te simplicity passed down by the Buddha Shakamuni. Many years later, he found that the author of this sutra had another statement, and he didn't know who is true or who is false.

According to Faba's statement after being drunk, these scriptures were exchanged for ten pills with the abbot of the Sutra Pavilion, and Fajiu firmly did not believe this.

The charlatan of Faba is very popular. Many pilgrims come to burn incense, and their lives are getting better. Until one day, Faba took a female pilgrimage who was about 28 years old and ran away. Only one Dharma is left in the temple, so he naturally became the host.

Before leaving, Faba passed on his last mantra: I have a pill in my hand, I have a beauty.

This...Fa Jiu finds it difficult to achieve.

Apart from being a monk, Fajiu can't do anything else. He thinks it's actually good to be a monk. The only thing he is not satisfied with is his Dharma name. The locals don't pronounce it clearly and always call him "Huajiu" Master. It sounds awkward and wants to change his name.

His wish has never been realized.

Later, when the village built a primary school, he saw such a large temple empty, so he borrowed several side halls from Fajiu as classrooms. Because Fajiu learned several folk remedies from Fajiu, he was hired as a school doctor.

Fajiu wanted to be a monk for the rest of his life, but Shangguan Lingling's arrival changed everything.

Shangguan Lingling is a rich daughter and top student at the Imperial Capital University in the country. After graduation, she was admitted to the central ministries and commissions and became a young female cadre.

Compared with Fajiu, they are simply from heaven and underground, and their lives should not have any intersection.

However, one day, Shangguan Lingling had a whim and signed up to be a volunteer and came to Tamir Primary School in Fajiu Temple to teach for a year.

In just this year, many things happened.

In short, when Shangguan Lingling finished her service period and she had to say goodbye to Tamir, she strongly asked Fajiu to go with him. As for Fajiu's future, there are many choices. The emperor has all kinds of jobs waiting for him. At worst, he can set up a stall to tell fortunes.

"Is this the fate of us monks always abducted by female pilgrims? Amitabha Buddha, the Buddha forgives sins, and his disciples are not intentional."

This is Fajiu's feeling before leaving.

The future that Shangguan Lingling described to him was very beautiful.

Yet...

Ideals are not full, but reality is even thinner. When he traveled thousands of mountains and rivers and came to the imperial capital that was simply outer space for him, he realized that things were not like that.

When he arrived here, he found that he was just an idiot and didn't even understand the principle of taking off his shoes when entering the door. Especially when he came to Shangguan's house, he found that if a person wants to live, he must first have good enough psychological qualities.

Shangguan Lingling's mother, Xia Youyu, is like all mother-in-law in the world, and she doesn't like her no matter how she looks at her.

What she does is understood by men, or will understand in the future.

In her eyes, Fajiu needs no culture, no life experience, no life experience, no people, no money, no job, no status, why should she be with her daughter? What she doesn't like most is that this guy always shaves his head for nothing, is he who has to be poisoned?

Even when she was polite to a beggar, she was just outrageous when Fa Jiu was.

For Shangguan Lingling, he endured it.

Shangguan Lingling continued to be her female cadre, and Fajiu went to a cultural company. Because Shangguan Lingling secretly helped him, he quickly became an assistant to the business manager.

Xia Youyu is not that easy to fool, and has been planning to eliminate this most annoying person.

One day, she tricked Fajiu into the roof of a tall building in the name of Guan Lingling, saying that she had some hidden information to tell him. Then, she pushed Fajiu down to the rolling traffic.

Survival is an instinct. When facing death, he will try his best to grasp any straw. Fajiu is no exception, but what he grasps is not one, but a handful of hair.

So starting from the 101st floor, the two of them became free-falling.

"Damn bastard, why are you pulling me?"

Xia Youyu was initially scared and screamed shrillly, then he hated Fajiu and couldn't help but curse.

"I didn't mean it, it's wrong..."

Fajiu subconsciously apologized, but immediately thought that this was not the case. At this moment, he could no longer bear it and finally broke out.

"You are vicious, 70-80-year-old old woman who should go to hell, you are even more poisonous than Yan Guiying, the most poisonous in the world. Do you think Lingling will be happy if you do this? It is because of your ugly and old woman who hates the poor and loves the rich, which leads to so many marriages being unfortunately broken."

"You are ugly, you are the seventh and eighty-year-old, and you are Yan Guiying. It's all because of you, a bastard, otherwise our family will always be fine."

The cement floor was getting closer, but even at this point, calling her an old and ugly old woman was definitely the most vicious language in the world, at least in her opinion.

More importantly, she would never admit that she was Yan Guiying. She felt that the words "The Most Poisonous Mother-in-law" had nothing to do with.

At this moment, Fajiu felt very sorry for Shangguan Lingling. She brought her misfortune. It was her own fault that she could not have happened. She must be very sad when she died like this.

The moment before hitting the concrete floor, Xia Youyu suddenly felt very happy, at least she saved her daughter. Then she closed her eyes and waited for the arrival of darkness.

However, the next moment, what she saw was light. A super magical thought came from a distant cosmic plane. She raised her hand to capture these two souls waiting for the judgment of death and brought them into an unknown world.

Two souls floated in this unknown world, and everything they saw was strange.

"What is this place? Is it the underworld? No, I want to go back, I want to watch my daughter marry into a wealthy family and be a noble lady that everyone envies. Just like me, I... You bastard, it's all because of you that my family has been destroyed..."

Xia Youyu calmed down from the shock just now, looking at the strange mountains, rivers, birds, beasts, strange buildings in ancient times, and the very big sun in the sky.

She found herself floating uncontrollably in the air, and the abominable young man was still tightly squeezing his hair, which she couldn't stand.

"Damn bastard, let it go."

"Shut up, you poisonous woman."

In the past, he had always endured her because she was Lingling's mother and her mother-in-law, but she never thought that she was so crazy that she was about to push herself down from the upper floor and fell to death. Yes, in his eyes, this woman was crazy.

"Shut up, you are greedy for wealth, vain, deceive my daughter, and plotting for my family's property, and you deserve to die."

In her opinion, the culprit of all this was Fajiu. If it weren't for him, his family would still be so perfect, he would still be a wealthy lady with a glorious family, and his daughter's future would be the same as hers.

But it was this bastard in front of him who changed everything, and his crimes were unforgivable.

There was an irreconcilable class conflict between the rich and the poor, between the materialism and the Western Heavenly Sect, and it was absolutely life-and-death.
Chapter completed!